Of course it’s impossible to put together any sort of “Top ?? Greatest” whatever list without drawing criticism because everybody has different tastes and the notion of “greatest” is inherently a bit relevant, especially when talking about artists and their endeavors. That being said, I recently ran across this list put together by the folks at Rolling Stone (which was the be all and end all of musical publications when my musical tastes were being formed) of the Top 50 Greatest Albums by Women (who rock), and I literally cannot believe some of the albums that made the list and some of the ones that didn’t! I’m not talking about whether or not Joni Mitchell’s Blue is better than Patti Smith’s Horses, but whether Taylor Swift’s Speak Now is better than Aretha Franklin’s Lady Soul!
Here’s how Rolling Stone prefaced the list followed by all 50 artists and albums:
“From Blondie to Beyonce, from Aretha to Adele, these are just 50 of the fiercest albums that female rock & rollers have given the world. There are plenty more where these came from – but these are all essential musical statements. Including, but not limited to: girl-group glamazons, guitar warriors, blues wailers, country cowgirls, disco queens, rappers, folkies, gold dust women, sweethearts of the rodeo, funky divas, punks and poets and pop stars. A little toot toot. A lot of beep beep. And of course, Lady Gaga.” (By Rob Sheffield)
50. Alanis Morissette: Jagged Little Pill
49. The Breeders: Last Splash
48. Bonnie Raitt: Give It Up
47. Lucinda Williams: Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
46. Salt N Peppa: Hot, Cool and Vicious
45. Taylor Swift: Speak Now
43. Lauryn Hill: The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
42. Linda Ronstadt: Heart Like a Wheel
41. Cyndi Lauper: She’s So Unusual
40. Yoko Ono: Walking on Thin Ice
39. Fiona Apple: Extraordinary Machine
38. Bjork: Post
37. Beyonce: 4
36. X-Ray Spex: Germ Free Adolescents
35. The Ronnettes: The Best of the Ronnettes
34. Go-Go’s: Beauty and the Beat
33. Irma Thomas: Soul Queen of New Orleans
32. Dolly Parton: Best of Dolly Parton
31. PJ Harvey: Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea
30. Alicia Keys: As I Am
29. M.I.A.: Kala
28. Yeah Yeah Yeahs: It’s Blitz!
27. Dionne Warwick: Presenting…
26. Janet Jackson: Rythym Nation
25. Heart: Little Queen
24. Hole: Live Through This
23. Donna Summers: Bad Girls
22. Liz Phair: Exile in Guyville
21. Carole King: Tapestry
20. Etta James: At Last
19. Joan Jett: Bad Reputation
18. Madonna: Like A Prayer
17. Sleater-Kinney: The Hot Rock
16. Labelle: Nightbirds
15. Patsy Cline: The Patsy Cline Collection
14. The Pretenders: The Pretenders
13. Mary J Blige: My Life
12. Janis Joplin: Pearl
11. Lady Gaga: Born This Way
10. Bikini Kill: The Singles
9. The Supremes: Anthology
8. Blondie: Parallel Lines
7. Missy Elliott: Under Construction
6. Adele: 21
5. Patti Smith: Horses
4. Fleetwood Mac: Rumours
3. Dusty Springfield: Dusty in Memphis
2. Joni Mitchell: Blue
1. Aretha Franklin: I Never Loved A Man The Way I Loved You
First, let’s address some of the fundamental issues wrong with this list. When compiling a list of the greatest albums, you simply cannot include Greatest Hits collections or box sets. There just is no competition when you throw viciously expansive monsters into the ring like Polygram’s 16-CD set The Complete Ella Fitzgerald Song Books or Bear Family’s 12-disc Carter Family collection In The Shadow Of Clinch Mountain. Plus, it only demeans artists like Dolly Parton who recorded serious stand-alone album contenders like Coat of Many Colors and The Grass Is Blue.
The second fundamental issue is that there appears to be a stipulation that each artist only gets one entry. It’s an unacceptable caveat on a Greatest Albums list if you ask me (I guess I sort of understand being all poo pooey about having to include 4, 5, or 6 Joni Mitchell albums in a list of 50), but if you’re going to do it, then you have to explain that up front.
OK, now on with the list…
I don’t have any major issues with the Top 5, although I would put Joni on top and Dusty on bottom. (That’s the usual kind of commentary associated with these lists.) From there things kind of fall off the rails.
Although every major music snob will probably want to, it’s hard to argue against Adele’s high placement. Not only does her 21 album stand on its own merits as far as quality, but there is simply no arguing how it has dominated the music charts and the pop music landscape for such an extended period of time!
I’m a Lady Gaga fan, but not only do I not think Born This Way is one of the best 15 female albums of all time, I don’t even think it’s better than The Fame.
Carole King’s Tapestry is just a masterpiece. It’s like a greatest hits collection from a musical artist with a consistently great 50-year career. I just can’t imagine doing this list and not even placing it in the Top 20!
The Go-Gos? Cyndi Lauper? I own both of those albums and I’m a staunch defender of the ’80s, but Top 50 female albums of all time? I dunno.
In addition to the ’80s, I also often find myself defending Taylor Swift. I think she is able to communicate the thoughts and emotions of young women with really well-crafted and great sounding pop songs. Top 50 Album By A Woman? C’mon Rolling Stone! Even just narrowed down to country, are you really saying Speak Now is a greater album than Emmylou Harris’ Wrecking Ball or Loretta Lynn’s Coal Miner’s Daughter? (Not to mention Loretta’s badass partnership with Jack White on Van Lear Rose!)
Here’s a great list compiled by Digital Dream Door in 2005 that does a wonderful job of compiling female artists’ albums without being too snobby about pop albums but also being unafraid to be honest. (Four Joni Mitchell albums in the Top 50 sounds about right to me.) You can check out the complete list of 200 by clicking on the link above.
50. Dry – PJ Harvey
49. Private Dancer – Tina Turner
48. Young, Gifted, & Black – Aretha Franklin
47. Give It Up – Bonnie Raitt
46. Blondie – Blondie
45. Rhythm Nation 1814 – Janet Jackson
44. For the Roses – Joni Mitchell
43. Joan Armatrading – Joan Armatrading
42. Madonna – Madonna
41. Sweet Dreams Are Made of This – Eurythmics
40. Nick of Time – Bonnie Raitt
39. All Hail the Queen – Queen Latifah
38. Imagination – Gladys Knight & the Pips
37. Dummy – Portishead (Beth Gibbons)
36. Learning to Crawl – The Pretenders
35. Chelsea Girl – Nico
34. It’s My Way – Buffy Saint-Marie
33. Aretha Now – Aretha Franklin
32. Dreamboat Annie – Heart
31. Ladies of the Canyon – Joni Mitchell
30. Los Angeles – X
29. Wrecking Ball – Emmylou Harris
28. Supa Dupa Fly – Missy Elliott
27. Little Earthquakes – Tori Amos
26. Car Wheels on A Gravel Road – Lucinda Williams
25. Hounds of Love – Kate Bush
24. Daydream – Mariah Carey
23. Parellel Lines – Blondie
22. Debut – Bjork
21. Heart Like A Wheel – Linda Ronstadt
20. Eli & the Thirteenth Confession – Laura Nyro
19. Cheap Thrills – Big Brother & the Holding Company (Janis Joplin)
18. Exile In Guyville – Liz Phair
17. The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill – Lauryn Hill
16. Diamonds & Rust – Joan Baez
15. Tracy Chapman – Tracy Chapman
14. Like A Prayer – Madonna
13. At Last – Etta James
12. Pieces of the Sky – Emmylou Harris
11. Rickie Lee Jones – Rickie Lee Jones
10. Rumours – Fleetwood Mac
9. Pretenders – The Pretenders
8. Dusty In Memphis – Dusty Springfield
7. Court & Spark – Joni Mitchell
6. I Never Loved A Man the Way I Love You – Aretha Franklin
5. Horses – Patti Smith
4. Tapestry – Carole King
3. Pearl – Janis Joplin
2. Lady Soul – Aretha Franklin
1. Blue – Joni Mitchell
One notable exception on both lists for me is Jolie Holland’s Escondida from 2004. Also, dismissing the “Who Rock” caveat, I don’t believe there has ever been a more emotionally honest (almost terrifyingly so) record than Iris DeMent’s My Life from 1993. I’m also a big champion of Nanci Griffith’s flawless folk dynamo Other Voices, Other Rooms from 1993.
Let the debates begin!
