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Stars Earn Stripes host Samantha Harris bikini photos
ByAsa Hawks August 19, 2012August 17, 2014

Former Dancing With The Stars co-host Samantha Harris has found herself another network hosting gig alongside General Wesley Clark on NBC’s Stars Earn Stripes reality series in which eight celebrities compete against each other by attempting to complete “complicated missions inspired by real military exercises.” The show premiered last week to well over 5 million viewers, and Samantha is doing her part to make sure that number goes up tomorrow night by increasing awareness through increased bareness! Keep reading to see Samantha invading the beaches of Malibu in a skimpy bikini and find out more about the veteran-themed Stars Earn Stripes and the celebrities competing on it!

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Celebrities | Food | Humor

VIDEO Five Guys Burgers and Fries review by Daym Drops
ByAsa Hawks August 19, 2012August 19, 2012

Move over Zagat and Michelin Guide, America’s got a new go-to food guru to help guide us through the confusing array of high-calorie food on the go. Meet Youtube reviewer Daym Drops, a big guy with a big appetite and a contagious, charismatic passion for the franchised culinary arts. Check out this clip of Daym reviewing a 5 Guys and Fries double cheeseburger and fries straight from that most intimate of fast food dining room locations – the front seat of his car.

Read More VIDEO Five Guys Burgers and Fries review by Daym Drops
Barbie | Toys

The Blonds partner with Mattel for first ever drag queen Barbie Doll
ByStarcasm Staff August 19, 2012

The Blonds (Phillipe and David,) an extremely fierce NYC design team and couple who design sparkly, studded dresses for Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Beyonce, have teamed up with Mattel for the most fabulous Barbie ever.

Read More The Blonds partner with Mattel for first ever drag queen Barbie Doll
Alana Thompson | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo | June Shannon

PHOTO Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June as a teenager
ByStarcasm Staff August 18, 2012March 31, 2020

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch June Shannon is quickly becoming a huge celebrity thanks to her uncouth carefree attitude and quotes like this: “Granted, I ain’t the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it shines up like it’s brand new.” And just in case you were wondering what that barn looked like when it was a little closer to brand new (you know, with a little less vajingle jangle) check out this photo of a young June Shannon framed up with a cutout of current barn owner, Sugar Bear!

Read More PHOTO Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June as a teenager
Lynne Curtin | Real Housewives of Orange County | Where Are They Now?

PHOTOS Former Orange County Housewife Lynne Curtin at the Sunset Strip Music Festival
ByLindsay August 18, 2012September 30, 2012

Lynne Curtin is bursting back on to the scene! Or at least some of her is. The former Real Housewives of Orange County star attended last night’s 5th Annual Sunset Strip Music Festival Official VIP Party at the Sky Bar at Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood, California, and the newly single Lynne didn’t leave much to the imagination in her tight-fitting dress.

Read More PHOTOS Former Orange County Housewife Lynne Curtin at the Sunset Strip Music Festival
Farrah Abraham | Teen Mom

Farrah Abraham’s “Baby Bum” workout video
ByAsa Hawks August 18, 2012December 26, 2012

Another day, another “business” venture for future former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham! (Most unenthusiastic exclamation point ever.) As previously hinted at waaaaay back in November of 2011, Farrah wants to share her secrets to maintaining an Abrahamtastic figure in the form of a series of workout videos, the first of which (titled “Baby Bum”) was uploaded to Youtube yesterday. (I think she missed the boat by not calling it “Farrahrobics”)

Read More Farrah Abraham’s “Baby Bum” workout video
Demi Moore

REPORT: Demi Moore wants to be a mom again?
ByStarcasm Staff August 17, 2012August 17, 2012

Tabloid-a-looza is going strong this week. Star magazine reports that 50-year-old Demi Moore has baby fever and is planning to adopt a baby.

Read More REPORT: Demi Moore wants to be a mom again?
Before and After | Extreme plastic surgery | Plastic Surgery

Disney’s Ariel goes under the knife
ByLindsay August 17, 2012December 25, 2012

Is nothing sacred anymore? Little girls everywhere dream about being just like Princess Ariel. However, according to a few plastic surgeons, she’s far from perfect. In fact, they felt like she needed some work and after a few adjustments, Ariel is looking more Real Housewives-like than ever.

Read More Disney’s Ariel goes under the knife
Kristen Stewart | Wacky Diets

REPORT: Sad Kristen Stewart remorse diet: Sugar-Free Red Bull, cigarettes, and chips
ByStarcasm Staff August 17, 2012August 17, 2012

If this National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) story can be believed, Kristen Stewart appears to be living off of the diet that landed Demi Moore in the hospital (minus the Whip-Its.)

Read More REPORT: Sad Kristen Stewart remorse diet: Sugar-Free Red Bull, cigarettes, and chips
Britney Spears

Britney Spears gets a tweet from Mars
ByDarren O August 17, 2012August 17, 2012

As if her gig on X-Factor and a successful world tour wasn’t enough of an indication that Britney Spears’ career is on a serious upswing girl has went and got a tweet from outer space! You know things are going well when NASA’s Curiosity rover is flirting with you.

Read More Britney Spears gets a tweet from Mars
Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew | Real World

Real World star Joey Kovar Found Dead
ByLindsay August 17, 2012September 30, 2012

Joey Kovar has died. The 29-year-old reality show star had been battling his addiction for several years as fans saw during his appearance on Real World: Hollywood. Joey also appeared on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew to get help with his addiction to cocaine and ecstasy. While the cause of death has yet to be released, Joey’s family suspects that his addiction played a part in his passing.

Read More Real World star Joey Kovar Found Dead
Fifty Shades of Grey

Real Life Fifty Shades of Grey goes from fantasy to nightmare
ByStarcasm Staff August 17, 2012December 26, 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey is the biggest book since Harry Potter, and the fantasy of it really gets to most women (literary merit aside.) But would it really be that great to actually be in a relationship similar to the one depicted in the bestselling book?

Read More Real Life Fifty Shades of Grey goes from fantasy to nightmare
Breaking Bad | Bryan Cranston | Mug Shots

Life imitates art: Walter White wanted for being like Breaking Bad’s Walter White
ByDarren O August 17, 2012August 17, 2012

55-year-old Walter White has been placed on the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Office most wanted list after breaking parole for… Making and selling meth. At least I know what my favorite story of 2012 will be. Read on for the best TV doppelganger story ever.

Read More Life imitates art: Walter White wanted for being like Breaking Bad’s Walter White
News | Ryan Lochte

Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte trademarking stupid catchphrase
ByDarren O August 17, 2012August 17, 2012

Usually it takes a little creativity to manufacture an internet meme but Olympic gold medal swimmer Ryan Lochte is his own walking, talking meme to be. Dude can swim, and he also looks pretty darn amazing in speedos causing daydreams of a different kind of breaststroke. Alas, he apparently has the personality of that frat-boy mistake all women, and some men, regret later in life. The latest proof of Lochte’s “Lochteness” is his attempt to trademark his own catchphrase. Find out the one word phrase basically stolen from Young Jeezy that he wants to cash in on including two great meme pics and a video of Lochte explaining how he, like, came up with, like, the word.

Read More Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte trademarking stupid catchphrase
Alana Thompson | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo | June Shannon

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ratings by episode (updated through episode 7)
ByAsa Hawks August 16, 2012September 7, 2012

It’s not often that a spin-off series eclipses the original in the ratings, but that is certainly the case with TLC’s controversial smash hit Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which beat out Toddlers & Tiaras last week with almost twice as many viewers! Keep reading to see a continually updated graphic with the ratings from the first four episodes of HCHBB with ratings of some other popular reality shows this past week for comparison.

Read More Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ratings by episode (updated through episode 7)
Heidi Klum | Project Runway | Red Carpet

FASHION FAIL Rebecca Ferdinando at London Premiere of Total Recall
ByAsa Hawks August 16, 2012August 16, 2012

Total Recall (remember that remake?) had its London Premiere today and actress Rebecca Ferdinando showed up in a rather unfortunate little black dress that looked like it had been hastily repaired after a tiger attack – and not in a good way. (Not that there is a good way.) Keep reading to see the full-sized look and find out what we think the infamously brutal Project Runway judges might have said about it!

Read More FASHION FAIL Rebecca Ferdinando at London Premiere of Total Recall
Filthy Rich | News

Rich kids flaunt their wealth and excess on Instagram and Tumblr
ByStarcasm Staff August 16, 2012August 16, 2012

The thing that’s making the rounds today is a Tumblr blog that posts Instagram photos of rich kids so filthy wealthy they take baths in champagne and caviar that they got via overpriced bottle service.

Read More Rich kids flaunt their wealth and excess on Instagram and Tumblr
Jenny McCarthy | Splitsville

Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher split
ByLindsay August 16, 2012September 30, 2012

Jenny McCarthy and her Chicago Bears linebacker beau, Brian Urlacher, have officially called it quits. The two had been dating since April after being set up by mutual friends. They had stayed fairly quiet about their relationship while dating, but the two seemed to be getting serious as of late with Jenny reportedly making plans to move to Chicago this month. Unfortunately, their relationship didn’t quite make it across the goal line.

Read More Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher split
Mug Shots | News

MUG SHOT Iowa man registers a 0.627 BAC
ByDarren O August 16, 2012August 16, 2012

When Justin A. Clack was taken to a local hospital after being detained on suspicion of a DUI he registered a BAC so high it was enough to have clinically killed him… twice over.

Read More MUG SHOT Iowa man registers a 0.627 BAC
Gary Shirley | Hot Boys | Teen Mom

Your daily Gary Shirley shirtless on a tractor photo
ByAsa Hawks August 16, 2012

Farrah Abraham isn’t the only one gearing up for life post-Teen Mom! Co-star Gary Shirley looks to be hitting the career path ~~running~~ rolling as he pursues his new career in… landscaping? Or maybe a Snapper mower calendar model? Either way, if you think you can handle it you need to keep reading because It’s Gary Time!

Read More Your daily Gary Shirley shirtless on a tractor photo
Ann Curry | Matt Lauer

VIDEO I think Al Roker just put Matt Lauer on live blast about Ann Curry!
ByBilly Devon August 16, 2012

NBC is still riding the Olympic waves as the folks with Today were interviewing some gals from the U.S. rowing team. It was your usual Today light-side fluff until Al Roker rocked some serious live awkwardness with what certainly appeared to be a dig at Matt Lauer and what happened to Ann Curry. After this Roker might be next on the chopping block. Check it out!

Read More VIDEO I think Al Roker just put Matt Lauer on live blast about Ann Curry!
Alexis Bellino | Real Housewives of Orange County

Did Alexis Bellino buy Twitter followers?
ByLindsay August 16, 2012September 30, 2012

Alexis Bellino has been accused of buying Twitter followers after Rumorfix noticed that she had gained over 30,000 followers in just two days. The jump seemed to point to that one thing, however, she now has a new explanation and even insinuates that one of her Real Housewives of Orange County co-stars could be behind the scandal.

Read More Did Alexis Bellino buy Twitter followers?
Chris Brown | Oprah | Rihanna

VIDEO A tearful Rihanna tells Oprah that Chris Brown needed help
ByDarren O August 16, 2012August 16, 2012

On Sunday Oprah will be airing her anticipated one-on-one interview with pop superstar Rihanna. Oprah has let out a teaser of the sit down and it’s all about Chris Brown of course. See the brief clip that reveals an extremely emotional Rihanna explaining her position following the domestic abuse she suffered at the hands of Brown.

Read More VIDEO A tearful Rihanna tells Oprah that Chris Brown needed help
Before and After | Weight Loss

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape actress Darlene Cates lost half her body size! Plus, see her archived Sally Jesse footage
ByStarcasm Staff August 15, 2012March 3, 2020

Darlene Cates (now 64), who once topped the scales at 575 lbs., stole a lot of hearts in her role in 1993’s What’s Eating Gilbert Grape as an obese mom of a large family (including a mentally handicapped played by Leonardo DiCaprio.) Now she’s happy to report that she’s lost nearly half her body weight, and is ready to get back to work.

Read More What’s Eating Gilbert Grape actress Darlene Cates lost half her body size! Plus, see her archived Sally Jesse footage
Kim Zolciak | Kroy Biermann | Real Housewives of Atlanta

Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann welcome baby boy Kash Kade
ByLindsay August 15, 2012September 30, 2012

Kim Zolciak has just announced some huge news! Kash Kade has arrived. No, it’s not her new techno album or her favorite new rapper, it’s her second son with her husband of nearly two years, Kroy Biermann. Kash arrived earlier today, August 15, 2012, and he and Kim are doing great.

Read More Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann welcome baby boy Kash Kade
Daniel Alvarez | Farrah Abraham | Teen Mom

Farrah Abraham’s ex-boyfriend Daniel Alvarez speaks out about break-up
ByLindsay August 15, 2012June 11, 2013

Last night, fans of Teen Mom watched as Farrah traveled to Austin, Texas to meet the parents of her boyfriend, Daniel Alvarez. However, after a few awkward conversations about their future and a dinner that left Daniel’s step-mom in complete shock, things took a turn for the worse. Daniel appeared to completely bail on Farrah, failing to return to the couple’s hotel room and ignoring all of her phone calls. But is reality really real? Daniel is speaking out and letting fans know what MTV left out and revealing the complete story behind what actually happened between him and Farrah!

Oh, and what was up with Farrah’s mysterious topless mermaid tattoo?

Read More Farrah Abraham’s ex-boyfriend Daniel Alvarez speaks out about break-up
Celebrities

PHOTOS Meet Kate White and Judi Diamond of Mom Friends Forever
ByDarren O August 15, 2012August 15, 2012

Only in America can a couple of moms from St. Louis, Missouri go from doing Lipstick n’ Laundry to starring on Nick Jr. That’s right, the land of Dora and Bubble Guppies is going quasi reality on weekday late nights with shows geared especially towards moms. Two stars of one of these recently announced shows, MFF: Mom Friends Forever, are Kate White and Judi Diamond. Meet the two ladies who hope to bring some light-hearted reality fun to Nick Jr.

Read More PHOTOS Meet Kate White and Judi Diamond of Mom Friends Forever
Anderson Cooper | Andy Cohen | Gossip | Kelly Ripa | Splitsville

PHOTOS Anderson Cooper in Croatia with Andy Cohen after break up with boyfriend Ben Maisani
ByAsa Hawks August 15, 2012August 17, 2012

Recently uncloseted Anderson Cooper has reportedly broken things off with fiance Ben Maisani after photos of Maisani kissing another man in a public New York City park showed up online on Sunday. But just before the photos were published, Anderson and Ben flew to Croatia for a romantic getaway. Now Ben is gone and Anderson has been left to suffer through his heartbreak ~~alone~~ with Watch What Happens Live! host Andy Cohen! Oh, and Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos?

Read More PHOTOS Anderson Cooper in Croatia with Andy Cohen after break up with boyfriend Ben Maisani
Celebrity Big Brother | Jersey Shore | Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino | The Situation

PHOTOS Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino joins Celebrity Big Brother 2012
ByLindsay August 15, 2012September 16, 2012

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just joined the cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2012. The Jersey Shore star known for his fantastic abs is on his way to conquering the overseas reality TV market with his latest appearance. The premiere episode of Celebrity Big Brother aired tonight in the United Kingdom and fans were shocked to see him enter the house — it was completely unexpected.

Read More PHOTOS Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino joins Celebrity Big Brother 2012
Porsha Williams | Real Housewives of Atlanta

Is Porsha Williams Stewart the newest Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member?
ByLindsay August 15, 2012September 30, 2012

Porsha Williams Stewart is the latest Atlanta native to be rumored to be joining the season 5 cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta. A new report claims that Porsha, the grandaughter of civil rights leader Hosea Williams, has officially joined the cast after filming for over a month. She will fill the spot of Sheree Whitfield who left/got fired following last season.

Read More Is Porsha Williams Stewart the newest Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member?
Farrah Abraham | Teen Mom

Farrah Abraham releases music video for song “On My Own”
ByAsa Hawks August 15, 2012August 15, 2012

Farrah Abraham’s first single, “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom,” caused quite the stir when it hit the internet last week, and now she has released her second single from the My Teenage Dream Ended soundtrack titled “On My Own” with a homemade music video! Keep reading to see the homemade video featuring Farraha nd her daughter Sophia, read my best guess as to the lyrics, and check out an excerpt from the “On My Own” chapter of her memoir the song is in reference to

Read More Farrah Abraham releases music video for song “On My Own”
Alana Thompson | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo | June Thompson

VIDEO What do the locals think of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?
ByDarren O August 15, 2012August 15, 2012

So is the family of Honey Boo Boo what they appear to be on TV or are they putting on a show for the cameras. See the following local news report from WMAZ out of Macon, GA and let their neighbors tell you what they think. As for what I think? I think the whole darn town of McIntyre ought to get their own show!

Read More VIDEO What do the locals think of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?
April Baltierra | Catelynn Lowell | Teen Mom | Tyler Baltierra

Catelynn Lowell is prepared to adopt her 6-year-old brother
ByLindsay August 15, 2012September 30, 2012

Teen Mom stars Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are two very responsible young people. Even when Cate became pregnant at a young age, the two knew what was best for the child, and put her up for adoption. Now, they may be part of another adoption — the adoption of Catelynn’s brother, Nicholas.

Read More Catelynn Lowell is prepared to adopt her 6-year-old brother
Joe Giudice | Real Housewives of New Jersey | Teresa Giudice

Teresa Giudice: My husband humiliated me! Will she divorce him?
ByLindsay August 15, 2012October 12, 2012

Teresa Giudice is dishing about her marriage in the new issue of In Touch Weekly. After fans saw her husband, Joe Giudice, on the phone with a woman who referred to him as ‘baby,’ they want an explanation. Plus, Joe has been awfully mean to Teresa as of late, calling her a b***h and a c**t on a recent episode and even saying she was a fat a**.

Read More Teresa Giudice: My husband humiliated me! Will she divorce him?
Ellen DeGeneres | Hair Care | Miley Cyrus

PHOTO Ellen DeGeneres tries out “The Miley”
ByDarren O August 15, 2012August 15, 2012

When you get a hair cut and it instantly gets its own name, then Ellen DeGeneres copies the style you know you’ve got a trend on your hand, or at least an internet meme. Check out the full pic of Ellen’s version of “The Miley” and the inevitable side-by-side comparison.

Read More PHOTO Ellen DeGeneres tries out “The Miley”
Celebrities

Meet the voice of Doc McStuffins, Kiara Muhammad
ByDarren O August 15, 2012August 15, 2012

Disney has spread some more animated magic across the TV landscape as their show Doc McStuffins is now the most popular preschool TV series for girls ages 2-5. I’ve got a 4-year-old little princess and she loves her some Dottie, and she especially loves her some nurse Hallie! Meet super-cute young Kiara Muhammad, the voice behind Doc including photos and videos of the rising star.

Read More Meet the voice of Doc McStuffins, Kiara Muhammad
Matthew Mcconaughey | Weight Loss

Matthew McConaughey is wasting away!
ByStarcasm Staff August 14, 2012August 14, 2012

Matthew McConaughey really beefed up for his role in Magic Mike, but he’s not maintaining it. That doesn’t mean he’s gaining weight though, he just keeps getting skinnier and skinnier.

Read More Matthew McConaughey is wasting away!
Chad Ochocinco | Evelyn Lozada | Splitsville

Evelyn Lozada files for divorce, Chad Ochocinco issues apology
ByAsa Hawks August 14, 2012

We have new World Record holders for shortest celebrity marriage! Reality show stalwarts Evelyn Lozada and Chad ~~Johnson~~ ~~Ochocinco~~ Johnson have made it official after Evelyn filed for divorce in Broward County, Florida earlier today, only 41 days after the couple got married on July 4th in St. Maarten. Keep reading to see the online records and read Chad Johnson’s public apology after his arrest for allegedly head-butting Evelyn over the weekend.

Read More Evelyn Lozada files for divorce, Chad Ochocinco issues apology
Iris Dement | News

AUDIO Title track “Sing the Delta” from Iris DeMent’s long-awaited new album
ByDarren O August 14, 2012August 14, 2012

It’s been over 16 years but Iris DeMent is finally releasing an album of all original songs entitled Sing the Delta. Take a listen to the stunning title track and take a brief look back at her career from a seriously hard core fan’s perspective. In addition, find out the release date, see the cover art and additional great images and most importantly get a link to order your own copy.

Read More AUDIO Title track “Sing the Delta” from Iris DeMent’s long-awaited new album
Jenelle Evans | Jersey Shore | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi | Snooki | Teen Mom 2

Jenelle Evans vs Snooki: Twitter feud leads to Jenelle being blocked!
ByLindsay August 14, 2012December 27, 2012

Jenelle Evans and Snooki have engaged in a bit of a Twitter feud! The Teen Mom 2 star called out Snooki earlier for allegedly not being willing to change diapers or do the dirty mommy duties and she quickly responded by releasing a statement of her own — and blocking Jenelle.

Read More Jenelle Evans vs Snooki: Twitter feud leads to Jenelle being blocked!
Albie Manzo | Chris Manzo | Real Housewives of New Jersey

All you need to know about The Manzo Brothers’ BLK Water
ByLindsay August 14, 2012October 2, 2013

Albie and Chris Manzo, sons of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Caroline Manzo, are promoting a new product called BLK Water. The concept is easy — it’s water, but black, and it is supposed to be better for you, even promoting health and good sleep. According to the official website, BLK is “an innovation of Nature and Science.”

Read More All you need to know about The Manzo Brothers’ BLK Water
Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay Culkin’s estranged father and step-mom worry that he’s “heavily into drugs”
ByStarcasm Staff August 14, 2012August 14, 2012

Macaulay Culkin has been battled rumors from The National Enquirer that he’s deep into a heroin addiction, and now his estranged dad Kit Culkin is adding fuel to the fire.

Read More Macaulay Culkin’s estranged father and step-mom worry that he’s “heavily into drugs”
Conor Kennedy | Real Estate | Romance | Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift bought a $4.9 million house close to the Hyannis Port Kennedy Compound
ByStarcasm Staff August 14, 2012December 5, 2012

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are still going strong. Taylor’s been snapped swimming with Conor and his dad Robert Kennedy, Jr., but that’s not all. She’s also reportedly bought a house in Hyannis Port, Cape Cod, next to the Kennedy Compound ( a six acre stretch of beachfront property the Kennedys own.) Do you think Taylor’s moving too fast?

Read More Taylor Swift bought a $4.9 million house close to the Hyannis Port Kennedy Compound
Mug Shots | News | Shoes | Style and Fashion

MUG SHOT DUI arrest of Crocs™ founder gives Crocs™ haters a reason to rejoice
ByDarren O August 14, 2012August 14, 2012

The man responsible for arguably one of the most comfortable and worst fashion choices of the last decade got arrested for DUI and dude didn’t go gently into that good cuffs! Depending on your vantage point George Boedecker is the hero that created Crocs or the villain that created Crocs. The footwear mogul has made a fortune off those shoes and while his feet may have been covered he totally showed his ass during an arrest in Boulder, CO. See his full mug, find out what Taylor Swift had to do with all of this and the most important part – what type of shoes was he wearing during his drunken scene.

Read More MUG SHOT DUI arrest of Crocs™ founder gives Crocs™ haters a reason to rejoice
Jon Stewart | Robert Pattinson

VIDEO Jon Stewart tells Robert Pattinson he’s better off over some Ben & Jerry’s
ByDarren O August 14, 2012August 14, 2012

Not sure if you heard the news yet but Kristen Stewart was photographed making out with a director which could signal some troubles in her famed relationship with actor Robert Pattinson. Remember, you get your “news” here first! Welll… Robert sat down with probably the best dude he could to acknowledge while not acknowledging the big cheating elephant in the room when he made one of his first TV appearances since the scandal broke. He rocked The Daily Show and host Jon Stewart made the best he could of all the awkwardness with the help of some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Jon said it was so he and Rob could be like, “Just a couple of gals talking.” See the great clip including what Jon had to say and what Robert didn’t have to say about you know what.

Read More VIDEO Jon Stewart tells Robert Pattinson he’s better off over some Ben & Jerry’s
Alana Thompson | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo | June Thompson | Mug Shots

MUG SHOT Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Shannon 2008 arrest details
ByDarren O August 14, 2012November 14, 2014

TLC’s new reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been the talk of the internet ever since more than two million viewers tuned in to watch six-year-old former Toddlers & Tiaras star Alana Thompson and her self-proclaimed redneck Georgia family participating in all manner of socially uncouth activities including: bobbing for pigs feet, mud flopping, excessive flatuation, and bidding on nearly-expired junk food at a local auction. Now we can add another shocking entry to the resume: an arrest! Keep reading to see June “The Coupon Queen” Shannon’s memorable mug shot photo after a 2008 arrest!

Read More MUG SHOT Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Shannon 2008 arrest details
Ariane Bellamar | Beverly Hills Nannies

Beverly Hills Nannies Ariane Bellamar bikini photos
ByAsa Hawks August 13, 2012November 6, 2012

In case you were wondering why Beverly Hills Nannies mom Ariane Bellamar is in need of a nanny, at least one of the reasons is weekly excursions with a photographer to pose for amazing photoshoots in various locations around Southern California! A couple weeks ago we shared Ariane’s picture-perfect trip to Whole Foods (I know it sounds lame, but if you’ve seen the photos you will understand) and this week she took to the beaches of Malibu where she looked Bellamarvelous in a pink bikini!

Read More Beverly Hills Nannies Ariane Bellamar bikini photos
Real Housewives of New Jersey

Is Alisa Maria the new addition to Real Housewives of New Jersey?
ByLindsay August 13, 2012September 30, 2012

There may be some change ahead on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. A new report has surfaced that housewife friend, celebrity stylist, and fashion designer Alisa Maria may be joining the cast of the show for the upcoming fifth season. Alisa has already been on the show and is close friends with a few of the girls, but not all of them (of course). Find out more about Alisa and which team she will be on if she makes it as a cast member next season!

Read More Is Alisa Maria the new addition to Real Housewives of New Jersey?
Gil Bates | United Bates of America

How Gil and Kelly Jo Bates pay for their 19 children
ByStarcasm Staff August 13, 2012August 13, 2012

Of course now The Bates are reality stars (if the show works out,) so the opportunities that come along with that will help pay for their children, but they’ve been already surviving for two decades with a large brood. The question is: how do two non-billionaire adults find the money to feed and care for so many children?

Read More How Gil and Kelly Jo Bates pay for their 19 children
Chad Ochocinco | Evelyn Lozada

VH1 cancels Ev & Ocho after Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada domestic dispute
ByLindsay August 13, 2012September 30, 2012

Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco reportedly got into an intense argument this weekend over a condom receipt, which led to Chad allegedly head-butting his new wife and leaving her hospitalized. Chad was later arrested and charged with simple battery and misdemeanor domestic violence. But Chad’s woes didn’t end there! Shortly after news of his arrest made headlines, the former All-pro wide receiver was released by the Miami Dolphins. And now, the couple’s new reality show has been nixed by VH1! Keep reading for the network’s official statement and read their original press release about the show describing in detail what the world may never get a chance to see.

Read More VH1 cancels Ev & Ocho after Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada domestic dispute
Anderson Cooper | Ben Maisani

Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend photographed kissing another man
ByDarren O August 13, 2012August 13, 2012

It looks like Anderson Cooper may have a Kristen Stewart situation on his hands as his longtime boyfriend Ben Maisani was photographed making out with another man in a park in New York City. Read on for the details including Cooper’s relative silence on Twitter since the images hit the web.

Read More Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend photographed kissing another man
Kim Kardashian

“Happy Sunday” Kim Kardashian swimsuit photo is more like “Happy Moonday”
ByAsa Hawks August 13, 2012

Yesterday, perhaps in honor of the tail end of the Olympics, anatomical wonder Kim Kardashian showed off her Olympic tail end with a swimsuit posted to Instagram along with the caption, “Happy Sunday.” The 31-year-old reality star packed her ample trunk junk in a black one piece that looked a bit ill-fitted everywhere butt where it counted.

Read More “Happy Sunday” Kim Kardashian swimsuit photo is more like “Happy Moonday”
Lindsay Lohan

How Lindsay Lohan made $2 million so far this year
ByStarcasm Staff August 13, 2012August 13, 2012

Lindsay Lohan is still struggling to get her career back on track, but that doesn’t stop her from raking in the millions.

Lindsay’s Rich Bitch!

Read More How Lindsay Lohan made $2 million so far this year
Mug Shots | News

MUG SHOTS Men fake “You Just Got Robbed” reality show to poorly commit robbery
ByBilly Devon August 13, 2012July 30, 2024

21-year-old Randall Smith and 18-year-old Artie Goodwine were arrested after they faked a reality show to rob employees of a pizza restaurant in Indiana, Pennsylvania. See a local video report on their failed attempt at crime and reality TV as well as their full mug shots.

Read More MUG SHOTS Men fake “You Just Got Robbed” reality show to poorly commit robbery
Amazing Hair | Miley Cyrus

PHOTOS Miley Cyrus with REALLY short blonde hair!
ByAsa Hawks August 13, 2012July 30, 2024

Miley Cyrus seems determined to distance herself from her Hannah Montana persona as she has toned her figure down with constant trips to the gym and recently dyed her hair blonde. The 19-year-old singer and actress seems to have completed the transformation after getting her hair cut short. Really short! Keep reading for tons of photos of the new ‘do as well as Miley’s enthusiastic tweets just before and after the hair started falling!

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Spice Girls | Victoria Beckham

PHOTOS Victoria Beckham performs during Olympics Closing Ceremony
ByAsa Hawks August 12, 2012

Forget those folks bouncing on trampolines, walking fast, and playing ping pong – what the world really wanted from the Olympics was to see the Spice Girls reunite and have Victoria Beckham wearing a sexy Giles Deacon mullet hem mini skirt while singing atop a London taxi cab adorned in hundreds of colorful flashing light bulbs. Mission accomplished.

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Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Splitsville | Teen Mom 2

Are Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp still together? Introducing the Jeniefferometer!
ByAsa Hawks August 12, 2012August 9, 2015

Are you about three break-ups and reconciliations behind in Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp’s on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again… relationship? Are you having to call off from work in an attempt to stay up to date on their current status? If so, have no fear! Starcasm is here! Introducing the Jeniefferometer, an amazing device built by our in-house technicians (aka third-world sweatshop) that will monitor Jenelle and Kieffer for you! Keep reading to see it in action and find out the current status of Jenieffer!

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Jennifer Aniston | Justin Theroux | Weddings

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux engaged
ByAsa Hawks August 12, 2012

It has not been a very good couple weeks for Star magazine/Radar Online (the same entity). As the current issue of Star boldly proclaims “It’s Over!” for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux on its cover, the couple reveal that they are engaged! (This comes a couple weeks after Radar Online’s rather extensive “insider” coverage of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Reunion that it has since been revealed hasn’t even happened yet.) Keep reading for the statement issued by Justin Theroux’s rep confirming the engagement – and let’s all start our Jennifer Aniston pregnant countdown timers together!

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News | Reality TV | Reality TV Lore

PHOTOS TLC premieres “High School Moms” tonight
ByAsa Hawks August 12, 2012July 30, 2024

TLC continues to try to capitalize on the succes of MTV’s popular reality series 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom by following their other 2012 shows My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I and Birth Moms with a new pseudo-pilot for High School Moms, premiering tonight at 10/9c. High School Moms takes cameras into the hallways of Florence Crittenton High School and into the lives of some of its student body — which is made up entirely of pregnant young girls! Keep reading for a description of the show as well as photos of some of the girls we will meet in the premiere.

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Farrah Abraham | Music | Teen Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s entire album now available!
ByAsa Hawks August 12, 2012October 12, 2012

Farrah Abraham made quite the stir last week when the debut single “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom” hit the internet. But, as we mentioned in that post, Farrah ahas completed an entire album’s worth of songs, each titled after one of the chapters in her new book, My Teenage Dream Ended. The album is only available as a download and comes free with the purchase of the Kindle version of My Teenage Dream Ended (from what we understand), but it is now available as a separate download for $8.99 or 99 cents per song on Amazon. KEep reading for the complete track listing with links to each song and a sample.

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