CELEBITCHY – Selena Gomez is seeking treatment “after suffering an emotional breakdown” while hospitalized for possible side effects of her kidney transplant. Gomez has reportedly been in a low place for months, and is said to be undergoing “dialectical behavior therapy”
REALITY TEA – Southern Charm‘s Thomas Ravenel, who was recently arrested for assault and battery stemming from an alleged sexual attack, was more recently seen having dinner with his former partner and co-star Ashley Jacobs. So they might be back together
LAINEY GOSSIP – “There wasn’t a single other artist on Cardi B’s level” at the AMAs, fashion-wise, and if you’re a skeptic this photo gallery of her outrageous and wonderful floral print gown and hat ought to convince you
JEZEBEL – On that note, Tracee Ellis Ross, the host of the AMAs, changed outfits a grand total of ten times during the show. Her @LaviebyCK gown was an absolute stunner, though the red skirt and white “I am a voter” T-shirt probably won the night
DLISTED – Jennifer Garner’s reps would like you to know that she is waiting until her divorce is 100% finalized before stepping out in pubic with a new sexual partner, unlike some other people she could name
THE BLAST – Dakota Johnson, who may be pregnant, stepped out in yoga pants and a cutoff tank top to send the message that, nope, she is definitely not pregnant. But also the initial reports on her pregnancy claimed she wasn’t far along, so who knows?
THE BLEMISH – Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn, who just under three months ago was fired by Disney for old joke tweets, has been hired by Warner Brothers to write and possibly direct Suicide Squad 2
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The Challenge star Vinny Voti is still in the ICU a week after being hospitalized for heart failure; Vinny is now dealing with a “severe case” of double pneumonia. (ICYDK, because I didn’t until right now, “Double pneumonia” is pneumonia that’s in both a person’s lungs)
VOX – Why are CVS receipts so long? Thanks to an intrepid journalist who also had a cold, we now know
(Photo credit: Selena Gomez seeking treatment via Pap Nation / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.