CELEBITCHY – After weeks of controversy, hearings, and testimony from an alleged sexual assault victim, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court by one of the closest votes in Senate history
JEZEBEL – SNL’s take on the Kavanaugh confirmation was a swing and a miss, though Pete Davidson’s take on Kanye’s latest round of whatever it is he’s doing was well-done
THE BLEMISH – Speaking of Kanye: After having bugs for dinner with his father last week, he climbed up on a table at an art school in Detroit and shouted at the students to “Leave [Elon Musk] the f*ck alone”
REALITY TEA – According to former main RHOC cast member Lizzie Rovsek, an “older Housewife” on the show kind of tried to push her out the door and the fight with Tamra Judge was actually “so much uglier” than what viewers got to see
VOX – “Superstore is the next Great American Sitcom”
DLISTED – A two-year-old in Utah put the $1,060 in cash that his parents had been saving for football tickets through a paper shredder, and it turns out he really did learn from watching his father (shred junk mail with glee)
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Audrina Patridge of The Hills: New Beginnings has begun filming for the show even as her ex Corey Bohan has filed for a restraining order to keep he and Audrina’s daughter Kirra from appearing on the show
LAINEY GOSSIP – The Aquaman extended trailer debuted at New York Comic Con this weekend. It looks…familiar? I am honestly not the best judge here, as all comic book movies have looked and felt identical to me since about 2013. But apparently this one has battle lobsters in it, so maybe I’m way off?
THE BLAST – Yeah, but Fred Durst still has to be Fred Durst
(Photo credit: Kavanaugh confirmed via SplashNews)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at john@starcasm.net or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.
