VOX – With Trump’s hush money revealed, Michael Cohen sentenced to three years in prison, and National Enquirer publisher AMI cooperating fully, it appears the federal investigation into the president’s 2016 campaign will now turn its attention to the Trump Organization itself
DLISTED – Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, best known as Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Playmate exes, have signed a seven-figure deal to do “boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/girl/girl and all-girl group” adult scenes together
JEZEBEL – Speaking of adult film, apparently Fortnite was one of its most popular subgenres in 2018. So here’s what that’s all about
REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump still doesn’t have a credit card, nor does she want one. (Nor does she really need one.) She claims it’s because she would forget to pay the bill, and, honestly, that answer seems legit
THE BLAST – On a somewhat related note, Lisa’s former RHOBH co-star Camille Grammer has been forced to move into her parents’ house after losing her Malibu mansion in the Woolsey Fire this autumn. The photos of the damage look pretty grim
CELEBITCHY – We’re in awards season, which means it’s time to catch up on all the movies you’ve really been meaning to see for months now. Here’s a complete list of the nominees for the 2019 SAG Awards to help you prioritize
LAINEY GOSSIP – Emily Blunt, AKA “New Mary Poppins,” was nominated for Best Lead Actress at those very same awards. She also rocked a surprisingly comfy-looking violet dress at Mary Poppins‘ London premiere last night
THE BLEMISH – Controversial YouTube person Pewdiepie, who still has the most subscribers of anyone on the platform, is “back on his anti-Semitic bullsh!t’ after recommending a hate channel to those millions of subscribers
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(Photo credits: Trump’s hush money revealed via Christopher Peterson / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
