CELEBITCHY – After a second woman came forward via New Yorker article this past weekend, a third Kavanaugh accuser is expected to accuse the federal judge of sexual abuse sometime this week
VOX – Bill Cosby’s sentencing on sexual abuse charges will conclude today. The prosecution is arguing that Cosby “remains a risk to the public” and should serve a sentence of between five and ten years, though Cosby could get as much as 30 years
REALITY TEA – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne confirms that Lisa Vanderpump was indeed the RHOBH cast member who didn’t want to participate in the cast photo shoot, leading yet more fans to wonder why Lisa doesn’t just exit the show and stick to Vanderpump Rules
THE BLEMISH – Hillary Duff, nine months pregnant, is being harassed by a paparazzo who keeps stalking her even after she explicitly asks him not to because he “lost [his] whole morning and didn’t get no photos.” It’s sometimes hard to feel sympathy for celebrities, but now is not one of those times
LAINEY GOSSIP – Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker looks like a middle school drama club version of Heath Ledger’s Joker and Jared Leto is still out there somewhere playing the Joker in an entirely different movie and why do we need two separate movies with this character, again?
JEZEBEL – Bill O’Reilly is suing his ex-wife — the one who divorced him because he choked her after she discovered him pantsless and having phone sex — for $10 million in a strange fraud case that is for some reason sealed and sounds juicy as hell
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Steve Irwin’s Family Is Returning To Animal Planet In New Series Crickey! It’s the Irwins
DLISTED – After eight years and $240 million in ticket sales, Celine Dion is ending her second residency at Las Vegas’ Colosseum, reportedly so she can record a new album and go on a proper tour to promote it
THE BLAST – It should come as no surprise to learn that Tyga, who will always and forever be best known as Kylie Jenner’s ex, is in deep financial trouble. Apparently Tyga more or less stopped paying taxes while he was with Kylie (I wonder why?) and now owes the IRS seven figures in addition to a seven-figure lawsuit over bailing on a concert
(Photo credits: Third Kavanaugh accuser via public domain)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at john@starcasm.net or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.
