CELEBITCHY – “Tremendously big and tremendously wet” is not really a phrase anyone should ever need to say; Donald Trump’s words, like Tobias Fünke’s, would benefit from him carrying a little recorder around for awhile so he could listen to some of his phrasing
JEZEBEL – And speaking of Donald Trump’s words: “These 6 Words in Bob Woodward’s New Book Will Leave You Speechless ”
THE BLAST – Melissa Thompson, one of the women who’s brought a class-action lawsuit against Harvey Weinstein, released a secret video she made of Weinstein groping her during a meeting. The groping also happened several hours before Thompson says Weinstein raped her
>REALITY TV – Barbara Kavovit, best known to Real Housewives of New York fans for dumping on Luann de Lesseps and Tom D’Agostino’s relationship in a secretly recorded conversation, is reportedly joining the RHONY cast as Carole Radziwill’s replacement next year
DLISTED – When it comes to Norm Macdonald, I’ll paraphrase a tweet I saw the other day, as his comments on #MeToo were breaking: It’s unfortunate that Norm is one of the funniest comedians to ever do stand-up, because he also appears to be a remarkably dumb person when offstage
THE BLEMISH – Kendall Jenner is nude again and people seem to find it more humorous than arousing? Which is an interesting reaction for many reasons, not least of which is it suggests Kendall’s modeling career may really be dying
VOX – CBS’ former chairman and CEO Les Moonves being forced out over more than a dozen sexual misconduct accusations is “the most significant #MeToo moment yet”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Bekah Martinez of The Bachelor revealed that the reason she didn’t appear on Bachelor In Paradise this summer is she’s 20 weeks pregnant and will be a parent with Grayston Leonard before they’ve been together a year! Congrats!
LAINEY GOSSIP – This review of Viola Davis’ new movie Widows — which premiered this week at the Toronto International Film Festival — only confirms what we already knew from the trailers: Widows looks flat-out awesome and November 16th can’t come soon enough
(Photo credit: Donald Trump’s words via SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.