Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS! Jeff Bezos’ dick continues, Tinder’s new regs, Luann gets Real…

JEZEBELThe bizarre story of Jeff Bezos’ dick, the dick pics he sent his mistress, and his mistress’ brother hacking her phone so he could try to blackmail Bezos just got another wrinkle. Apparently the Saudi Arabian government *also* hacked Bezos’ phone, possibly as a favor to David Pecker, a “staunch Trump supporter” and the owner of AMI, who publishes the National Enquirer, who paid Bezos’ mistress’ brother $200,000 for the dick pics in the first place. Okay, maybe that’s a couple more wrinkles

THE BLEMISHTinder isn’t really going to start verifying the height and dick size of all the men who use the app, and reading some of the outraged Twitter responses to their April Fool’s prank is a fun time

REALITY TEACelebrity bloggers as a rule can’t stand April Fool’s Day, so apologies for the seemingly baseless negativity here: Countess Luann claims she would very much like to join the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast. Again: Yesterday was April Fool’s Day, so who knows if this is for real or one more halfhearted celebrity prank

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“‘Vanderpump Cocktail Garden’ Opens in Las Vegas: See the Photos of the Vanderpump Rules Cast At the Grand Opening”

THE BLASTJustin Bieber spent April Fool’s Day trying to convince the world he’d gotten Hailey Baldwin pregnant. It’s Justin, though, so the execution was a little transparent

CELEBITCHYApparently Meghan Markle, Dutchess of Sussex and tabloid fodder on two sides of the Atlantic from here to eternity, spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $500,000 on maternity clothes, which seems…expected, for a super high-profile celebrity-slash-royal?

DLISTEDIn other wealth news, Elon Musk, garbage person, released a garbage SoundCloud rap in honor of three-years-dead gorilla Harambe for no obvious reason beyond being rich and bored

VOXHere’s the deal with the 100% meatless hamburger that Burger King started selling yesterday. (Quick spoiler: No, it wasn’t an April Fool’s joke; the release date was just good marketing on the company’s part)

LAINEY GOSSIPBroad City: A Guide on How to End a Show”

LINKS! RIP Nipsey Hussle, Kanye’s Coachella church, Kenya Moore returns…

JEZEBELRIP Nipsey Hussle: The Grammy-nominated rapper was shot and killed outside his Los Angeles clothing store yesterday afternoon. The murderer has yet to be apprehended. Nipsey was 33

THE BLEMISHKanye is bringing his pseudo-church to Coachella this year. I’m still not sure how it’s different from your standard Kanye performance, other than the fact that there are more celebrity appearances at church (which only proves that even Kanye needs help filling pews)

REALITY TEAKenya Moore returned to the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast for the Season 11 finale in an attempt at propping up a generally disappointing season

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPHere’s a first look at Bravo’s new show Texicanas, which follows the lives of six Mexican-American women in San Antonio. Unlike Bravo’s other reality shows, Texicanas will have just one narrator, a stripper-real estate agent named Penny

DLISTEDThe funniest thing about Chris Rock roasting Jussie Smollett at the NAACP Image Awards is the producers initially telling Rock not to make any jokes about Smollett

THE BLASTKate Bosworth is being sued for $1 million by a group of Native American filmmakers who claim Bosworth is holding their film hostage

CELEBITCHYThey were together for a year before having a Vegas wedding, but 55-year-old Nicholas Cage and his 35-year-old fourth wife Erika Koike lasted four days before getting their marriage annulled

LAINEY GOSSIPI didn’t even know there was a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark movie coming out, but apparently there is and at least one part of it will haunt your adult dreams the way the books stirred up childhood nightmares

VOXOn the 20th anniversary of its release, here’s an interesting new way to look at The Matrix, one that thankfully has nothing to do with red or blue pills

LINKS! Full Mueller report release, Jussie Smollett WTF, Life in the Bachelor mansion…

VOXOnce we actually get the full Mueller report release, a bunch of publishing houses will have the thing churned out in book form in less than a week. That’s because the document is in the public domain and no one has to ask for permission to print it (and is also why you should just download the PDF for free)

CELEBITCHYNow all sixteen of the pending felonies against Jussie Smollett have been dropped?! I get that the Chicago Police are roughly as competent in real life as they are in the car chase at the end of The Blues Brothers, but…seriously?

JEZEBELHere is what life is really like in the Bachelor mansion when you’re surrounded by all the other contestents and have no cell phone or clock or unsupervised contact with the outside world

DLISTEDRemember last week when we all found out that Cardi B’s first movie role will be in J-Lo’s Hustlers, about a team of strippers who drug and rob selected Wall Street douchebag clients? It turns out that when she was a stripper, Cardi B used to actually do that

THE BLEMISHAvengers: Endgame is going to be just a shade over three hours long, meaning it will be the first Marvel superhero movie to actually be as long as every single other one of them felt

REALITY TEA“Erika Jayne Is ‘On The Truth’s Side’; Hasn’t Spoken To Lisa Vanderpump In Months”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIt’s been so long since I covered Flip or Flop regularly that I didn’t even realize Christina El-Moussa now goes by Christina Anstead. But she’s expecting a baby with her new husband Ant despite struggling with fertility in the past, so congrats!

LAINEY GOSSIPAs a former resident of California’s Central Valley, my favorite and least favorite thing about the responses to Keanu Reeves taking his fellow stranded travelers on an impromptu tour of Bakersfield is the constant references to Bakersfield as “somewhere” and “a remote location.” It’s a big city! And a pretty one! Just avoid all the meth. And don’t stay too long or you’ll get valley lung and die

THE BLASTIf you are a potential juror in Travis Scott’s upcoming court battle with a concert promoter, his legal team would very much like to know your opinion of the Kardashian family

LINKS! ‘Us’ reviews rolling in, ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ gets a meh, ‘Stranger Things 3’ coming soon…

VOX - The Us reviews are coming in and they're basically all glowing. Like this one: "Rife with symbols and encroaching apocalyptic dread, Us is a big, ambitious fable about how a society develops willful amnesia, then tears itself to pieces" CELEBITCHY - On the other end of the spectrum, the first posters and teaser trailer for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood are also here, and they are hot garbage and a hot mess, respectively LAINEY GOSSIP - In further trailer news, Stranger Things 3 comes out on July 4th and the first proper trailer has arrived. Does anyone else think it's a bit weird that no one refers to the show as "the third season of Stranger Things"? REALITY TEA - RHOA superstar NeNe Leakes says she is in no way separating from her husband Gregg, and even appears to have gained some perspective on their situation over the last few months THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - "Big Brother 19 Couple Jessica Graf & Cody Nickson Welcome Their Baby Girl a Month Early: See the First Photos!" DLISTED - Jenny McCarthy had some interesting things to say about her brief time on The View for the author of a brand-new, tea-spilling BTS book about the show. The takeaway here: Come for the Barbara Walters gossip; stay for the tampon anecdote JEZEBEL - I can't tell if the drama on Terrace House is the sleepiest in all of reality TV or if the show is secretly exactly like every other reality show, but with a lower volume THE BLEMISH - Growing is a return to form for Amy Schumer's stand-up after the dreadful Leather Special

LINKS! Cardi B’s movie debut, UK ‘Mums Make P0rn’ controversy, Kristoff St. John’s last days…

THE BLEMISH - Cardi B's movie debut will come in J-Lo's upcoming film Hustlers. Cardi, who used to strip in real life before making it on Instagram and Love & Hip Hop New York and then conquering the music business, will play a stripper. The movie is about strippers hustling Wall Street douchebags, so Cardi pretty much had to be included JEZEBEL - There's a new British reality show called Mums Make Porn, which is about what happens when a group of five mothers band together to make p0rn starring themselves in order to deter their kids from watching p0rn at all THE BLAST - Kristoff St. John was admitted to a mental health facility for "threatening to hurt himself and alcohol abuse" just days before his death VOX - Hell is other toys CELEBITCHY - In sleaze news, it's now confirmed that David Sanchez -- brother to Lauren Sanchez, who had just started dating Jeff Bezos at the time -- stole Bezos' dick pics from his sister's phone and then sold them to the National Enquirer for six figures DLISTED - Wendy Williams got real about addiction and sobriety on The Wendy Williams Show today, revealing that she's "been living in a sober house" for some time REALITY TEA - Captain Sandy Yawn from Below Deck Mediterranean shared more details from the story that getting in a motorcycle crash wound up saving her life, after doctors discovered stage 2 cancer in a tumor on her kidney THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - "Surrogate Drops Lawsuit Against Bravo & Jeff Lewis Over Birth Shown on Flipping Out"

LINKS! Bachelor finale shocker, William H. Macy gets away, More MJ fallout…

VOX - The Bachelor finale shocker was without question one for the show's record books. It was also, to put it as gently as possible, juuust a little bit problematic CELEBITCHY - William H. Macy managed to avoid arrest in the college admissions cheating scandal that snared his wife Felicity Huffman for what amounts to a pretty sketchy reason. I've read this twice and it still seems like he should have been taken into custody as well THE BLEMISH - In 1989, Michael Jackson was captured on film shopping for jewelry with accuser James Safechuck -- who was twelve years old at the time -- and no one questioned it until the footage resurfaced on YouTube this week JEZEBEL - In related news, it turns out that LaToya "Psychic Friends Network" Jackson was right about her family all along, but nobody wanted to take her seriously because who could take the Psychic Friends Network seriously, right? THE BLAST - Apparently Luke Perry's death certificate lists a false burial site because his family wants to keep the real resting place a secret. History is already planning a Curse of Oak Island-style show about this LAINEY GOSSIP - Everything about J. Lo and Alex Rodriguez's relationship has seemed manufactured from day one and these charmless engagement photos are only further proof DLISTED - In sex offender news not related to Michael Jackson, Nicki Minaj has started referring to her boyfriend, Kenneth Petty -- who did time for attempted rape and is on New York state's list of registered sex offenders -- as her "husband" instead THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - I'm no connoisseur of daytime TV, so I could be way off on this. But I'm pretty sure that when Maury Povich gets involved in a feud, it's not a sign that things are about to be settled REALITY TEA - "Estranged Wife Of Alexis Bellino’s New Boyfriend Pleads For Social Media Respect For Their Children"

LINKS! Felicity Huffman college cheating scandal, Aladdin trailer, Game of Thrones predictions…

CELEBITCHY - The FBI busted up a ring of wealthy people and college admissions officers and coaches who conspired to get the wealthy peoples' kids into elite schools when their subpar grades weren't enough. It's more or less becoming known as the Felicity Huffman college cheating scandal because Huffman was arrested for faking her daughter's SAT scores (her husband, William H. Macy, was not named in the FBI indictment) JEZEBEL - But former Full House actress Lori Laughlin was also arrested after allegedly paying out around $500,000 in bribes so her Instagram influencer daughter Olivia Jade could get into USC under the guise of being on the crew team. I'm still not sure how you can fake being an athlete -- especially when you have over a million Instagram followers who watch you not being an athlete -- but it seems to have worked THE BLAST - Huffman's bond has been set at $250,000, or approximately seventeen times what she paid someone to retake the SAT for her daughter VOX - In lighter news, the live-action Aladdin trailer is out, and honestly I'm way more interested in the racial and gender and business politics and behind-the-scenes-y stuff that went into making and marketing the trailer than I ever will be in watching the trailer. I still haven't! It probably took me more time to write this than it would have to just watch. But Robin Williams is magic and this remake is unnecessary LAINEY GOSSIP - "Game of Thrones Winning Odds: House Greyjoy" REALITY TEA - To no one's surprise, Brandi Glanville is just a teensy bit overjoyed that everyone on RHOBH is turning against Lisa Vanderpump this season DLISTED - Conor McGregor is a reality TV star without a show THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - "‘Counting On’ Season 9 Episode 4 Recap: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Bake-Off" THE BLEMISH - Finally, here's a perfect headline: "A Billionaire Died Trying to Make his Dick Bigger"

LINKS! R. Kelly’s CBS interview, Kylie’s not self-made, Ketamine goes mainstream…

JEZEBEL - R. Kelly's CBS interview was a meltdown to make the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings look like Currier & Ives CELEBITCHY - Kylie Jenner is Marie Antoinette-in-waiting for America's nascent populist upheaval VOX - If you're like me and had no idea what Special K was beyond a breakfast cereal, Russian Doll makes a lot more sense now THE BLAST - The same ex-nanny who accused former Southern Charm star Thomas Ravenel of sexual misconduct is now accusing Kathryn Dennis of drinking while pregnant LAINEY GOSSIP - Taylor Swift is using Jameela Jamil from The Good Place in her war of pettiness against the Kardashians. However, while Tahani is too vain to keep from falling for it, Jameela is very much not THE ASHLEY'S REALITY ROUNDUP - ‘The Challenge’ Fans Start Petition Asking MTV to Take Action After Cast Members Discuss Alleged Assault of Amanda Garcia During “War of the Worlds” THE BLEMISH - Halle Berry now has a full-length back tattoo of what looks like...the leaves of an ash tree? REALITY TEA - Ryan Serhant and Emilia Bechrakis from Million Dollar Listing New York just welcomed their first child into the world, congrats! DLISTED - Mad About You was a pretty big hit during its 90s heyday and 90s nostalgia is all the rage right now, so I'm honestly surprised that every major network passed on the show's reboot

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