Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS! Worst Met Gala looks, Sandra Bland video, Common sexual assault…

LAINEY GOSSIPGwyneth Paltrow didn’t have one of the worst Met Gala looks of all time — but, given that it looks like she didn’t get the memo about this year’s theme, she definitely topped the Worst list for 2019

GO FUG YOURSELFAlmost everyone who wore Louis Vuitton to the Met Gala could vie for a second-place tie right behind Gwyneth: “Every year, I feel like Louis Vuitton just packs its people off to the Met in a bunch of its regular stuff.”

VOXIt turns out that Sandra Bland filmed the traffic stop that led to her arrest and subsequent death in a Texas jail in July of 2015. The video wasn’t made public until this week, and has set off a whole new round of protests over Bland’s treatment and concerns about police force

JEZEBELCommon has just published a memoir entitled Let Love Have The Last Word; in it, he describes suffering a sexual assault during a family trip when he was nine or ten years old

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom 2 Fans Refused to Watch Monday’s Episode Following David Eason Dog-Killing Incident: Here’s How Their Boycott Affected the Show’s Ratings”

REALITY TEADon’t expect Karen Huger’s gracious acceptance of Gizelle Bryant’s cookies and immediate door-in-her-face closure on the RHOP Season 4 premiere to lead to a newfound friendship between the two of them

CELEBITCHY“Yacht racing for charity” is really not a good look for any celebrity, British royalty or otherwise

THE BLEMISHSomehow Disney expected people to be excited by a release calendar stretching ten years into the future (that’s movies and TV) and revealing they’re basically planning to do what they’re already doing now

THE BLASTJudging by all the attention they’re drawing to their renovation of the Brady Bunch house, you’d think HGTV was this fly-by-night network banking everything on one huge iconic job to turn its reputation golden

DLISTEDTamar Braxton straight-up acknowledged she didn’t attend her niece Lauren’s funeral because she didn’t have time

LINKS! RHOP Season 4 premiere, Game of Thrones’ deaths, RIP Peter Mayhew…

REALITY TEAThe RHOP Season 4 premiere aired last night, soaking up everyone in the greater television watching audience not invested in Game of Thrones. It was really good! There was plenty of shade! Ashley and Michael continue to be awkward AF! If you thought Season 3 was amazing, there’s a ton to look forward to this year

CELEBITCHYIn other recap news, Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4 was entitled “The Last of the Starks.” It also featured plenty of shade and awkwardness, but with a touch more murder than RHOP’s return

VOXAs usual for GoT, the newest episode comes with plenty of controversy: “‘The Last of the Starks’ sacrificed a beloved character to further an alarming plot twist. Not everyone’s on board.”

THE BLEMISHRIP to Chewbacca actor and all-around beloved guy Peter Mayhew, who died at home last week at the age of 74. (Mayhew’s family didn’t announce his death until several days later.) If that news didn’t bring a tear to your eye, his Star Wars cast mates’ tributes will

JEZEBELKind of surprising that she didn’t have one already: Dolly Parton is bringing out her own lifestyle brand a little bit at a time over the next few years

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Former Southern Charm Star Thomas Ravenel Asks Judge to Suspend Kathryn Dennis’ Visitation with Their Kids Until Her New Boyfriend Moves Out”

GO FUG YOURSELFBlake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are expecting another child, congrats!

DLISTEDCharlize Theron, 43 years old and nine years older than Wonder Woman Gal Godot, was originally offered the role of Wonder Woman’s mother Hippolyta during pre-production for the first movie

THE BLASTThese American Idol winner contract details are pretty interesting, primarily because of how little money the winner and runner-up actually get both for themselves and as a budget for their albums

LAINEY GOSSIPI’m not sure what mood it is, but these photos of Keira Knightley in a leopard print dress baggy enough to double for a burlap sack if you turned it inside out are a mood indeed

LINKS! Mayochella at the BBMAs, Secret royal baby, Channing Tatum naked…

DLISTEDIn what’s now more or less officially dubbed Mayochella at the BBMAs, Taylor Swift opened the Billboard Music Awards with a routine pretty heavily inspired by / ripped off from Beyonce’s Homecoming set

LAINEY GOSSIPAlso at the BBMAs, Madonna and Paula Abdul drew plenty of raves: the former for the hologram-laden performance of “Medellin”; the latter for closing the show with a bang so big you won’t care that she’s clearly lip-synching

GO FUG YOURSELFFinally, here’s almost every red carpet look from the Billboard Music Awards (Cardi B’s ass, which stole the show later on in the evening and broke social media afterward, is downright demure here)

CELEBITCHYAs is the case with any high-profile celebrity couple expecting a child, there’s a ton of gossip out there about Dutchess Meghan and Prince Harry having already had their baby in secret and waiting for just the right time to announce it. And, as is also the case in almost every one of these situations not involving the Kardashians, the gossip is totally bogus

THE BLEMISHChanning Tatum lost a game of Jenga to his girlfriend and had to post on Instagram a photo of her choice, so naturally she went with the one with Channing Tatum naked and cupping his dick and balls in the shower

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPSlightly ironic that the Duggars are such fervent fundamentalist Christians, since their ever-expanding family is the Big Bang in miniature

THE BLASTTurns out we forgot one thing that Kylie Jenner got Travis Scott for his 28th birthday: he and Kylie and all their guests had their choice of designer edibles

REALITY TEAIf Lisa Vanderpump does leave The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards won’t be bothered any

JEZEBEL“This Week In Tabloids: Does Scooter Braun Require Us Weekly to Airbrush Justin Bieber’s Paparazzi Photos?”

VOX“Bored and lonely? Blame your phone.”

LINKS! Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub brawl, Kanye’s religion, No prison for slaveholder…

REALITY TEAEvidently Real Housewives of New Jersey co-stars and former friends / newfound enemies Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub got into a fire-and-water-throwing argument while filming the new season

THE BLEMISHI know it’s the obvious thing to say here, but is it really any surprise that Kanye is considering founding his own religion? He already acts like a savior and the Kardashians already have their own church; this would just be the next logical step

JEZEBELThe headline says it all: “Man Who Kept Teen Girl as Sex Slave in Dog Cage Will Not Go to Prison”

DLISTEDAvert your eyes

LAINEY GOSSIPThe 2019 Tony Award nominations are here, but by far the best part of the reveal was Gayle King putting Bebe Neuwirth on the spot with a really uncomfortable question on live TV

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJersey Shore Star Jenni Farley Calls Out Ex Roger Mathews for Ditching His Kids to Go ‘Rage’ During His Parenting Time”

CELEBITCHYIt wouldn’t matter if 50-year-old Helena Christensen looked anything short of amazing wearing a bustier in public (though she did look amazing); people shat upon her for being 50 and wearing a bustier in public. Helen also took the clapback high road, so, more props

THE BLASTNipsey Hussle’s sister and baby mama are apparently fighting over custody of the deceased rapper’s 10-year-old daughter

VOXJacob Wohl is the most conspicuous grifter and worst troll of the Trump era and reading about his constant failures is a treat

GO FUG YOURSELF“The Film Society of Lincoln Center Had a Gala; People wore stuff”

LINKS! Battle of Winterfell fallout, Britney freed, Idris Elba married…

VOXNow that Game of Thrones has aired and we know the Battle of Winterfell fallout, it’s anybody’s guess as to how the final three episodes will play out

THE BLEMISHAfter a month-long stay in a mental health facility and plenty of conspiracy theories about being held against her will, Britney Spears is a free woman again

CELEBITCHYIdris Elba married his fiancée Sabrina Dhowre last Friday, in a gorgeous ceremony in Marrakesh; congrats to the happy and absurdly beautiful couple!

REALITY TEALisa Vanderpump admitted that the whole “puppy gate” scandal — plus her brother’s death last April — has her on antidepressants. She’s also started attending grief counseling, which seems like it might be a healthy thing for more of the Real Housewives?

JEZEBELA New Jersey high school has been drawing rave reviews for its theatrical adaptation of the movie Alien, and Sigourney Weaver herself was so intrigued by the possibility that she showed up for a performance

THE BLASTKim Kardashian’s fourth baby shower was CBD-themed and looks more like how Coachella used to be than the photos and video of Coachella now. Also, all baby showers should be CBD themed

DLISTEDThe photo of Stormi that Kylie Jenner chose to put up on a billboard as a birthday present for Travis Scott looks like one you’d expect to find on the side of a milk carton

LAINEY GOSSIP“It’s long been a truth acknowledged that Adam Sandler doesn’t make movies anymore, he gets movie studios to foot the bill for his vacations.”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPBachelor Nation Stars Ashley Iaconetti, Jared Haibon, Jade Roper, Nick Viall & More to Star on New Digital Series Rose Buds: Get Details!”

GO FUG YOURSELFAlmost none of the players looked good at the NFL Draft, but at least most of them had the decency to limit the tackiest element of their outfits to their jacket linings

LINKS! Taylor Swift’s new single, Olivia Munn vs. Go Fug Yourself, James Bond fail…

VOXTaylor Swift’s new single is out (along with its accompanying music video). It’s called “ME!” — yes, the caps are intentional — and, in case you couldn’t tell, it’s about “embracing your individuality and celebrating it and owning it.” Has anyone who’s ever seen Taylor Swift thought otherwise?

CELEBITCHYOlivia Munn decided to punch way down and attack Go Fug Yourself after maybe the nicest and most snark-free fashion blog in the history of the internet said it didn’t like her outfit. I’ve read this a ton of times now and I still can’t figure out why Munn would care or take offense to such an extent

LAINEY GOSSIPSpeaking of strange, potentially indefensible choices, the producers of the next James Bond movie chose yesterday — the day of the Avengers: Endgame release, the NFL Draft, and increasingly bananas / incredible Game of Thrones theory-conspiracies — to announce the new cast

JEZEBELThe Real Housewives of Potomac is back in about a week and a half, and the taglines have been released. Some of them are questionable?

THE BLEMISHBlac Chyna has apparently been calling up assorted media outlets to let them know that she’s going to Harvard to study business. Harvard, upon getting wind of this, was quick to announce that no, she really isn’t. Chyna may have somehow faked an admissions letter, too, which in the wake of the Lori Laughlin / Felicity Huffman cheating scandal is not great timing!

THE BLASTQueen Latifah says her first new music in a decade will be out later this year

DLISTEDR. Kelly has too many lawsuits against him to keep track, which is maybe why he failed to show up for a hearing in Chicago and lost the case by default

REALITY TEAReal Housewives Of Dallas Star Kameron Westcott Throws Wedding Shower For LeeAnne Locken- Photos”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJersey Shore Star Jenni Farley Reveals Her New Boyfriend is Nine Years Younger Than Her: ‘I Moved On with a 24-Year-Old!'”

GO FUG YOURSELFAmazon may be pushing The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel a little too hard on Emmy voters, but the cast still looks like they’re all having a great time schmoozing at publicity events

LINKS! Game of Thrones death theory, Netflix dropping favorites, Cosby wants out…

CELEBITCHYThe most popular Game of Thrones death theory for the big White Walker battle this weekend is that all the Stark corpses in the Winterfell crypt will rise from the dead and attack all the people hiding down there. But it’s hardly the only Game of Thrones death theory involving what will probably be this very bloody show’s most bloody episode

JEZEBELAs more and more networks launch their own streaming services, fewer and fewer of those networks’ beloved hit shows will remain on Netflix. So, if you love binging Friends and The Office and Parks and Rec and all the other shows Netflix currently offers but didn’t produce itself, prepare to pony up for more and more streaming channels

THE BLEMISHEvidently Bill Cosby is trying really hard to get out of prison because he’s afraid he’ll die there

THE BLASTKathryn Dennis from Southern Charm continues to make life as difficult as possible for her disgraced ex Thomas Ravenel. Her current demand in their ongoing legal battle is that Ravenel’s new girlfriend Ashley Jacobs not be allowed anywhere near Dennis and Ravenel’s kids

DLISTEDThe Duggars call deviled eggs “Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs” and honestly after Josh Duggar’s ongoing portfolio of creepiness that’s the second-best reason to dislike this family

VOXIn case you didn’t know it, the last Saturday in April is officially Independent Bookstore Day. Find out which of the 580 participating bookstores is nearest to you and then get to the page turning

LAINEY GOSSIPMadonna looks like she’s having a really great time in the video for her new teack “Medellín” but the person getting the most attention is the Colombian reggaeton singer Maluma. And by “attention” we mean from people who’ve seen the video and from Madonna, who licks his toe

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Lala Kent says she’s “feeling blessed” after acknowledging her alcoholism, joining AA, and just passing her six-months sober mark

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“New A&E Reality Show to Highlight Job Search of Those With Autism & Other Conditions: Watch a Sneak Peek of The Employables

LINKS! Mueller Report released, Game of Thrones clues, Kodak Black mug shot…

VOXWith the Mueller Report released and everybody reading like a high school class the night before a final, here’s a primer on some of the major players and instances and other stuff you may have forgotten about over the past couple of years (along with the actual Report itself)

LAINEY GOSSIPRead carefully the tea leaves that are this week’s crop of Game of Thrones still frames from the next episode. The one of Samwell and Jon is rightfully getting the most attention, but my favorite is the image of Grey Worm and Missandei where you can clearly see the bend in Grey Worm’s prop blade

THE BLASTKodak Black was arrested on drug and weapons charges last night while traveling back into the US from Canada. He’s still in jail as of this writing, and his mug shot is public

THE BLEMISHIt will probably not surprise you to learn that Coachella is a hotbed of public sex. Here are some stories about that! Bonus: An extremely NSFW video of a fellow receiving some enthusiastic oral sex on this year’s Coachella Ferris wheel

JEZEBELIf you’re in dire need of an escape to someplace quiet, you might consider the tiny Italian village of Paroldo, population 230, where benevolent witches apparently roam the “maze of medieval alleys” and cure people of ailments that leave doctors baffled. Could also be a horror movie; sounds like it’s worth the risk

CELEBITCHYIn other Game of Thrones news, Jason “Khal Drogo” Momoa has followed in co-star Kit Harington’s footsteps and shaved his (facial) hair. But Momoa hasn’t been on the show in years, so this decision seems somehow more and less logical than Jon Snow’s

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJersey Shore Stars Vinny Guadagnino & DJ Pauly D Reveal Which Teen Mom Girls They’d Date– And Why They’d Avoid Jenelle Evans”

DLISTEDDisney’s $5 million contribution to the Notre Dame rebuilding fund also comes with a blank check for your best Euro Disney jokes, so make them count

REALITY TEAWhy did Gregg Leakes call Cynthia Baliey “a sister” at this year’s RHOA reunion? Here’s his explanation