VOX – The ongoing saga of Brett Kavanaugh and the four women who’ve accused him of a variety of sexual misconduct is, ultimately, “a test of how much we care about sexual assault”
JEZEBEL – About the four women who’ve come forward against Kavanaugh: the newest claims made against him are that Kavanaugh raped a woman on a boat in 1985 and “assaulted a woman by shoving her against a wall in Washington D.C. in 1998”
THE BLEMISH – I don’t think anyone is going to top this headline for blunt force shock value, so here you go: “Bill Cosby Is Probably Going to Die in Prison”
CELEBITCHY – The casting of Korean actress Claudia Kim as Nagini in Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is kicking up a fantastic controversy
THE BLAST – Oh hey, here’s some good news — Rashida Jones and her boyfriend Ezra Koenig welcomed their first child together last month and managed to keep it a secret until now, congrats to them!
LAINEY GOSSIP – The first trailer for Creed II is basically two minutes of shirtless, glistening MBJ as he says things like, ‘We’re a team now,’ so it sounds like this is for you if you’re into either MBJ or training montages
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Matt Brown of Alaskan Bush People is in rehab for the second time
DLISTED – Dunkin’ Donuts is eliminating the “Donuts” part of its name, thereby following in the footsteps of International House of Pancakes and Weight Watchers and eliminating the part of its name that lets people know what it is they do
REALITY TEA – LeeAnne Docken and D’Andra Simmons’ ongoing feud is fueling this season of The Real Housewives of Dallas and it shows no signs of slowing
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