THE BLEMISH – It seems there’s a decent chance Hugh Hefner, who apparently recorded pretty much every celebrity who ever had sex at the Playboy Mansion, may have filmed a Bill Cosby sex tape — and then *not* destroyed it
JEZEBEL – RIP Penny Marshall, who died of complications from diabetes yesterday. Marshall was 75, but A League of Their Own is immortal
CELEBITCHY – Ariana Grande went to NBC studios on Saturday to support her ex Pete Davidson, though Pete had security keep her outside the Saturday Night Live studio itself probably because “he knew it wasn’t good for him to see Ariana”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The Vanderpump Rules cast has been exceptionally good at spinning their time on the show into steady side gigs. Here’s a rundown of all their businesses, including “beer cheese, books, beauty products, booze” — and more!
REALITY TEA – Speaking of #PumpRules: “Kristen Doute Says Lisa Vanderpump Tried To Keep Her From Tom Tom; Teases Relationship Drama On Season 7 Of Vanderpump Rules”
THE BLEMISH – RHONY star Bethenny Frankel is working to get 200 twin mattresses donated to Massachusetts’ Newton-Wellesley Hospital, where Frankel stayed for two days after her allergic reaction to fish earlier this year
VOX – The Trump Foundation, Donald Trump’s charitable-organization-in-name, is shutting down as part of the New York Attorney General’s ongoing investigation into its “shocking pattern of illegality”
DLISTED – According to their respective girlfriends, both Liam Hemsworth and Cole Sprouse (best known for playing Jughead on Riverdale are dick wizards
LAINEY GOSSIP – Netflix’s lighthearted holiday films all feature, in shades ranging from “fake” to “total bullsh!t,” a wide variety of unrealistic creative jobs. Here’s just how fake they all are, plus drinking games for each film!
(Photo credits: Bill Cosby sex tape via SplashNews.com)
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