JEZEBEL – In what’s being called the Eye Drop Murder case, South Carolina woman Lana Sue Clayton has been charged with homicide after police accused her of poisoning her husband by spiking his food with potentially lethal eye drops
CELEBITCHY – Between the Republican aide flashing a “White Power” sign behind him, the Handmaid’s Tale protesters, multiple shouting matches, and the father of a Parkland shooting victim getting shunned for a handshake and instantly going mega-viral, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is having kind of a rough time at his Senate confirmation hearing
LAINEY GOSSIP – Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel movie drops this coming March, and “incredibly promising” proper photos of her in the good Captain’s proper costume have *finally* been released
THE BLEMISH – Kristen Stewart is in the middle of writing a movie and it sounds like that movie either has a fisting scene in it or has a scene involving a recap of an unseen fisting scene; hopefully Hollywood is ready
REALITY TEA – Survivor: David vs. Goliath premieres in three weeks; here’s a super in-depth preview of the show’s 37th season, including the names and bios of all the new cast members
THE BLAST – Gloria Gowen’s ex-husband Matt Barnes won the first round of their legal battle after a judge granted his emergency restraining order and ordered Gloria to stay 100 yards away from the kids when she’s not with them for their four supervised visitation hours
DLISTED – Vanilla Ice was on the flight from Dubai to New York where everybody got sick — except he was in first class, where people were apparently quarantined and had no idea what was going on until the plane landed
VOX – “Why your desk job is so damn exhausting: One of the great mysteries of adult life — and psychology.”
(Photo credit: Eye Drop Murder mug shot via York County Sheriff’s Office)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at john@starcasm.net or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.
