DLISTED – Dutchess Meghan and Prince Harry are reportedly “at their wits end” over Meghan’s father Thomas, who won’t stop giving embarrassing paid interviews to prolong his own minor celebrity
CELEBITCHY – After Ariana Grande got her sixth tattoo for Pete Davidson and he gave her his most prized possession in the whole world (his father’s fire department badge, lest you think that’s only hyperbole), the latest gossip is that these two sudden lovebirds are planning a marriage within the month
VOX – Two days after resigning as CEO of Papa John’s after he dropped the n-word in a conference call about racial sensitivity, Papa John is claiming it was a mistake to step down and he would like a do-over, please
REALITY TEA – Andy Cohen got Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador to shade Vicki Gunvalson’s new face after the RHOC Season 13 premiere with only the gentlest of leading questions
JEZEBEL – What even is this
THE BLEMISH – Here’s Michelle Obama dancing at Beyonce and Jay-Z’s show in Paris. She looks pretty good doing it! But she’s also embarrassing the hell out of Sasha
LAINEY GOSSIP – Johnny Depp has settled his lawsuit with his former financial managers, whom Depp claims “f*cked around with his finances” something fierce. With that unpleasantness behind him, Depp only has his domestic violence claims and disappearing career to worry about
VERY SMART BROTHAS – If you need something fun and throwback-y to brighten your day, enjoy this minute-by-minute breakdown of Destiny’s Child’s appearance on MTV Cribs eighteen years ago
PAJIBA – And if you need something else to lighten the mood, here’s Kate McKinnon recalling the adorable meltdown she had when she met (her idol) Gillian Anderson
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – According to former Laguna Beach cast member Stephen Colletti, MTV has “been talking about” reviving the show, though Stephen himself claims he won’t be coming back either way
THE BLEMISH – Richard Harrison from Pawn Stars appears to have cut his son Christopher out of his estate shortly before Harrison died this year. Probably the last anyone will hear from this particular story
(Photo credit: Meghan and Harry furious via SplashNews)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. If you have a tip for him, reach out by e-mail at john@starcasm.net or on Twitter at @john_starcasm.
