CELEBITCHY – Just a couple of weeks after hiring a cadre of private firefighters to protect their & their neighbors’ mansions from a wildfire, Kim and Kanye chartered a 660-seat 747 for their party of twelve to travel overseas
JEZEBEL – “What is it about Lisa Vanderpump and her SUR staff that is so much more engaging, so much more real than your average reality show?”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “10 Shocking Things We Learned About American Idol From David Archuleta’s Latest Interview”
REALITY TEA – RHOC star Gina Kirschenheiter has had it with her trolls, and is firing back at will on Instagram. This is like pouring water on a gremlin, so stay tuned
THE BLEMISH – Alicia Silverstone’s divorce from Chris Jarecki was just finalized; she’s paying him $12,000 per month in alimony. That’s $144,000 per year to not be married to Alicia Silverstone
THE BLAST – Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife Beth Chapman has been “rushed into an emergency surgery” after a mysterious growth developed in her throat and blocked her airway overnight
VOX – Here’s a Rorschach test for you: An airline passenger who asked for a glass of water received a cupfull of ice and instructions to wait. Is the passenger or the flight attendant sensible?
LAINEY GOSSIP – Everybody seemed to love Netflix’s hit To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before but nobody seems to be excited by the news that Netflix is planning a sequel
DLISTED – Next up for Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop? Plus-sized clothing. Strike what I said before about Gina Kirschenheiter; if there’s one story in this links post that’s bound to end in disaster, it’s this one
(Photo credits: Kim and Kanye via AM / Brian Prahl /Splash News / SplashNews.com)
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