LINKS! Chris Pine full frontal, Gabrielle and D-Wade’s baby girl, RIP Stan Lee…
JEZEBEL – Chris Pine goes full frontal in his brand-new Netflix movie Outlaw King and at least one professional makeup and prosthetic artist is pretty sure what you see on screen is Pine’s real log
LAINEY GOSSIP – Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade had a baby girl via surrogate this weekend, congrats! Fortunately for everyone, the surprise announcement came with plenty of adorable photos
DLISTED – RIP Stan Lee: The creator of way more iconic comic book characters than you would ever expect to come from one brain died this morning at the age of 95
REALITY TEA – The Vanderpump Rules cast was not especially pleased when Keeping Up With The Kardashians won the People’s Choice Award for Reality Show of 2018
CELEBITCHY – Two weeks ago on SNL, Pete Davidson raised a stink by insulting Republican congressman-elect Dan Crenshaw’s appearance because the dude wears an eyepatch. So, this week, Crenshaw appeared alongside Davidson on “Weekend Update” and thoroughly roasted him
THE BLEMISH – Instagram model Newsha Syeh is going minorly viral thanks to getting kicked out of the Louvre over the weekend for wearing a dress that one security guard apparently found too decadent for the museum. Take a look and judge for yourself
THE BLAST – Audrina Patridge of The Hills has finally finished divorcing now-ex-husband Corey Bohan; here are the nasty details
VOX – Evidently Tide’s new “Eco-box” looks so much like boxed wine that people are joking about drinking it when the new package ships next January. I know branding and marketing have poisoned my well against this particular meme because when I see the bright orange-and-blue box I just think “This is a box full of Tide”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Tori Bates of Bringing Up Bates just gave birth to her first child — a baby boy, whose name is Robert Ellis Smith IV but who will apparently go by “Kade.” There are already a few photos of the young lad, so check those out and offer some well-wishes to mother & son
(Photo credits: Chris Pine full frontal via SplashNews.com)
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