Paris Hilton victim of Absinthe-spiked birthday cake heist by some guy named Paz
Before now my favorite Paz was the trainwreck wannabe-nudist chick from Boardwalk Empire, now it’s the drunk “L.A. musician” who stole Paris Hilton’s $3200 birthday cake and then shamelessly bragged about it on Facebook. This takes balls and all, but dude stole a $3200 cake. Lindsay Lohan is currently steeping in a pot of extra…
