Vivid Video, perhaps best known for its Farrah Abraham sex tape, is pursuing Mama June from Honey Boo Boo. Their goal? Total domination. We think. Read all the enticing details you can handle.
You guys: the Pope’s infallibility is coming in handy for a change.
What they *meant* was “Don’t jerk the steering wheel when driving on an icy patch of road.” But that’s not how it came out. Now, we all benefit–with laughter. Thanks, South Dakota!
Kim Kardashian has declared her desire for a flat ass. She made the booty proclamation (“booty-mation”) in this week’s episode of “…Take the Hamptons.” See the full quote, then hear how she responded to Pippa Middleton’s booty smack-down (or “booty-smack,” for short).
Stapp had been in psychiatric care since late November, but left the facility without telling anyone. He believes is a CIA agent whose job is the assassination of President Obama. Stapp’s wife and sister-in-law made the call; check the story to hear the exchange.
The 31-year old actress made her first chat show appearance since giving birth on September 30. To Craig Ferguson, she joked that breastfeeding equals weight loss, and explained why Ashton’s kilt is one of her favorite things.
An anti-gay billboard posted near Richmond VA has pleased some residents and incensed others. And the company responsible for it is not entirely truthful about the ad–we’ll give you one guess as to the sexual orientation of the model.
Dimitri Diatchenko, 46, has been arrested for allegedly killing and eating his ex-girlfriend’s pet rabbit following an argument. He says the whole thing was a big misunderstanding, but wouldn’t produce the rabbit when pressured by reporters. So it’s a real hare-raising situation, out there in LA.
The company doesn’t like the thought of calling it a “Dislike” button, but is nonetheless considering what to add beyond just “Like.” See what Mr. Zuckerberg had to say about the idea, before expressing your own thoughts and opinions on the subject via Starcasm’s “Comment” function.
Johnny Trinh, one of two of Wahlberg’s hate crime victims, has spoken publicly for the first time since the attacks, and says he’s long since forgiven the actor. See what other long-standing miscommunication he cleared up regarding his injuries.
Hark, the herald angels…scream. Or they do when Sir Christopher Lee is through with them. The legendary actor is back with his third metal Christmas carol. Slash the throats of your enemies to get in the proper spirit, and then give the tune a listen.
Letterman, who announced his retirement from the show last spring, has set a May 20th date for his final farewell. Guests have yet to be named, but one seems more likely than all the rest…
Gage, the six-month-old who made #ChristmasSheep an overnight sensation on Twitter, has been reunited with his owner in Omaha. The little guy slipped a fence and made it for the hills. Read all about what his grateful owner had to say, and check out a couple pictures of the little bugger.
The suit alleges that Tamara Green, who says Cosby tried to rape her in 1970, suffered ridicule via statements Cosby’s reps made to the press. The details of her encounter with the tarnished comedian match those in the stories other women have told about Cosby.
Florida law allows convicted criminals to collect lottery winnings, so Timothy Poole, a cab driver from Mount Dora FL, hit the jackpot with a scratch-off ticket. The odds against that? Pretty long.
The former “Scandal” star admitted he relied heavily on cocaine and a rationale of “self-medication” to help him get through worse and worse problems. See the video confession for yourself, and hear his thoughts on returning to the show in some capacity.
Hallmark produces the swastika-laced paper that first touched off a firestorm at a California Walgreens. The company has apologized for its oversight, but not everyone is sure that it has anything to be sorry for. Get a little swastika knowledge and consider where you stand on this holiday issue.
She donated undisclosed sums to a bevy of charities, handed control of her vast fortune to daughter Melissa, and left many former employees stunned by one last blast of generosity. Read about the last will and testament of Joan Rivers, whom more than one beneficiary called “generous to a fault.”
“Unbroken,” Angelina Jolie’s major directorial debut, has come under fire from Japanese nationalists, who say her depictions are unfair. More to the point: Are you interested in this film? Will you see it?
Svechenie, a Russian architecture firm, had announced plans to project a sphere of light in the form of the Eye of Sauron along the Moscow skyline. But Church leaders poo-poohed the idea, giving rise to the line “In Soviet Russia, Eye Sauron you.”
Apparently, this is a no-no.
Star NFL quarterback Cam Newton is fine after a two-car accident destroyed both vehicles. When you see the picture of his truck, you’ll realize how lucky he was…
When a Los Angeles woman spotted the controversial symbol on a roll of wrapping paper at her local Walgreens, she set off a Christmas firestorm. Not everyone supports her point of view, though–and the other side’s argument might surprise you.
Every year, the PNC Christmas Price Index announces the new cost of all the items in the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” 2014 costs 1% more than ’13. But how much is the final bill? Click, and be amazed…
Chalk it up to experience: A Maryland teen was booked on three criminal charges after sharing his pot brownie with his teacher–accidentally–during lunch. No word on whether he finished the brownie before getting caught.
Girl’s got pipes.
Jason White, a full-time member of the band since 2012, received the bad news this week. The cancer is potentially serious, but is also treatable.
Get all the heart- (and kitten-) warming details, plus a shot of frontman Tom Araya rocking a downright Santa-esque beard. It’s the holiday season, people, and even Slayer’s got the fever. Catch it!
Streep has sung on screen before, but never as The Witch in “Into The Woods.” The film opens on Christmas; you can hear one of her songs a touch early. Has Streep got what it takes to carry off the part?
The furry way of life is definitely an alternative one. The hosts of Morning Joe won’t forget what it means, though, after Monday’s giggle-fest. Check out the video of professional talking heads losing their minds to temporary insanity when they see humans in costume.
The Honorees represent the best of American art and culture (and the best British tantric sex). Lady Gaga and Springsteen performed; Colbert hosted; Obama said a few words. Check out the full list of recipients and performers, and find out when you’ll be able to watch the ceremony on the televisual device of your choice.
Obama was the beneficiary of an extended interview, but, before that, he sat down and delivered “The Word” himself, calling it “The Decree.” Come: check the videos. Discuss whether Obama is a passable comedian. Bask in the presidential glow.
Bryan Joseph Kryscio, of Pontiac MI, was upbeat and cooperative after being pulled over in a stolen ambulance. Perhaps he was thinking of his intended destination…
In addition to Judy Huth’s story of molestation at the Playboy Mansion, a former Bunny has come forward and accused Cosby of outright rape, and says she knows of other models with similar experiences. Hef disagrees.
Colbert’s wrapping production of his show next week; Obama will be one of the final guests before the erstwhile Frenchman heads over to Late Night. Relive some of the Colbert magic before he goes.
Wahlberg was found guilty of more than one hate crime while a teenager. Now, he’s asking the state’s forgiveness–but not his victims’. Should he have to do more than petition the governor? Check out the details of his crimes and decide for yourself.
Dwayne Fenalson got so drunk he forgot where the same ditch was three different times. The guy stranded each of his vehicles trying to get out the one he’d lost during the trip before. Two were pickup trucks; check the story to see what the third was.
Ray Kaunisto is a hockey player with the Kalamazoo Wings of the ECHL. He is also a Super Troopers fan. Those elements combined during a mid-game interview. Come; witness the mischief.
Bey takes the top spot away from Dolly Parton, whom she tied last year. She’s got 17 wins so far, but will likely add to that total soon. But see what the Grammy Awards’ stiff televisual competition will be next year…
When a coffee table book containing detailed episode descriptions ships a week ahead of schedule, there’s only one thing left to do: avoid spoilers. If you’re a SoA fan, you won’t find them here, but check out show creator Kurt Sutter’s interestingly-worded note of apology to fans.
Judy Huth claims that Cosby got she and another teenager drunk and molested them during a Playboy Mansion party forty years ago. Cosby denies it, and says Huth is merely trying to extort him. But the facts of his defense don’t all add up. See where Cosby’s inconsistencies might catch up with him.
“Saving Christmas” is a heavy-handed and terrible film. Or so say the top critics in the country, who’ve made the film memorable for all the wrong reasons. See what they have to say: perhaps you’ve a comment of your own to add?
Leo D’s growing the mammoth beard for a part in a Tom Hardy movie about a bear attack and revenge in the 1820s. Before that? Fancy art purchasin’. Get the lowdown on what Leo spent, and how fellow handsome man Tom Hardy plays into all of this.
Every year, Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson takes a whole gaggle of children to Toys ‘R’ Us for a shopping spree. 2014’s edition was the biggest yet. Check out the starting line video, and make sure you see the photo of the eight-foot-long receipt.
Bush was with her now-husband Henry Hager when her father George W. came to Washington to be President. The real question? How’d they get on the roof? Sounds like a pretty good spot for some heavy petting…
Matt Tribe is a 28 year-old Utah man who bought the Olive Garden unlimited pasta pass thinking he’d feed friends and family. He wound up doing a lot more. Hear what Tribe had to say about helping others, and about how his holiday generosity has changed his whole perspective on life.
The three new accusers bring the total number to at least twenty-one. See what the women have to say, and find out what Cosby finally said in his own defense.
Entitled “Spectre,” the 24th official entry in the Bond franchise will see Daniel Craig battle it out with Christoph Waltz’s shadowy new villain. Come and get you some details, and check out the first cast photos while you’re at it.
The pair first hit it off while tweeting about Courtney’s nethers after Del Rey covered a Nirvana song. Come next summer, they’ll hit the road together. Check out the list of dates and see what it is about Del Ray that piqued Love’s interest.
Five of the team’s players made the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” gesture during the Rams’ introductions on Sunday. They will not be fined or disciplined, much to the chagrin of the St. Louis Police Officers Association. Check the video and share what you think.
The good people at Netflix know how to brighten your winter, political backstabbing-style: they’ve set a late-February release for House of Cards’ new season. Get the lowdown on all the upcoming showdowns, and check the first trailer.
The girls have spoken, and the adults conformed: By mid-December, there’s going to be an app that will let you buy Girl Scout cookies on the internet. If you weren’t happy before, be happy now.
Elizabeth Lauten, communications director for Tennessee Republican Steven Fincher, made some derogatory comments about Malia and Sasha over the weekend. Today, she’s resigning her post. Find out what she said, and weigh in on whether or not she was wrong to say it.
J-Cam is excited to start shooting the new Avatar films: as excited as a kid on Christmas morning, he is. In the meantime, he’s going to swear like a sailor to convince you. Check out what the Camster has to say about the latest plot and technological developments, and find out when the sequels will drop.
The company is known for making irreverent stands against the absurdity that is Black Friday. This one went either too far or just far enough.
The long-awaited sequel to the “blow stuff up” blockbuster of 1996 has finally been confirmed. It’ll be out in 2016, which means you have plenty of time to speculate on which world-famous monuments and edifices those dastardly space invaders will eradicate the second time around.
Brooks said it “seemed distateful” to promote his album while protests raged. He will remain on tour into 2016.
The über-popular segment will be a TV show all its own beginning on SpikeTV in 2015. Is this a good idea, a bad one…or something else?
Nothing is confirmed yet, but it’s expected that the producers will announce Waltz’s involvement and his role at a press conference next week. Until then, speculation can reign supreme like the campiness of Bond’s heyday. How about a Plenty O’ Toole reboot?
Chris Gonos, the self-proclaimed “biggest Browns fan ever,” approached Manziel for a hug and got a punch in the mouth. Then things really got messy. The security guard didn’t make out so well, either. Now if Johnny Football could only show that kind of killer instinct on the field…
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