PHOTOS Candy Crush Saga candy is now a real thing

ByAsa Hawks

The game Candy Crush Saga has more addicts than crack, and now you can feed your addiction in a whole new way — by actually feeding yourself! King (aka Video Game Heisenberg — the company behind Candy Crush Saga) will be launching three different kinds of candy replicas from the game, including Jelly Fish, Mixed Fruit Tummies and Sour Fruit Gummies.

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PHOTOS Burger King’s Twitter hacked, becomes funny and interesting for a while

ByAsa Hawks

One of my favorite Starcasm graphics of all time was the Farrah Abrahamburglar created for our post about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Twitter account being hacked. Little did I realize I would be able to reuse it in an even more appropriate setting! Earlier today Burger King’s Twitter account was apparently hacked and the account’s graphics and name were all switched over to McDonald’s. The first sign something was amiss was the tweet, “We just got sold to McDonalds! Look for McDonalds in a hood near you @DFNCTSC” The account has since been suspened, but keep reading for all the Mctweetegery, including the announcement of a new Bath Salt burger!

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Which Twilight star got a HUGE Heinz ketchup bottle leg tattoo?

ByAsa Hawks

Can you guess which Twilight star recently unveiled a massive brand new tattoo of a Heinz ketchup bottle on his/her leg? Could it be that blogs will need to start referring to Robert as R-Patsup from now on?!? Keep reading to find out who it is, see a photo, and watch a video clip of the unveiling on The Wendy Williams Show!

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PHOTOS Where Are They Now? Danielle Staub edition

ByAsa Hawks

Occasionally we here at starcasm like to update our readers on the whereabouts of former Real Housewives of New Jersey “prostitution w***” Danielle Staub not only because some fans may be interested to see how she extends her 15 minutes of fame (we’ve already had a sex tape and brief music career), but also as a public service to those who feel safer just knowing where she is. For those of you in the Las Vegas area you may want to lock your doors and secure your dining room tables to the floor because the jersey drama mama was in Sin City Friday night to host a pre-party for her new reality series Famous Food scheduled to premiere on VH1 July 10. Keep reading for the photos and little more info on the show’s other infamous cast members!

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PHOTOS VH1’s Famous Food stars Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre, DJ Paul Kom and Juicy J

ByAsa Hawks

In what could very well be the most amazing confluence of fame mongers and C-list reality stars this side of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre, DJ Paul Kom and Juicy J will be teaming up for a new competition reality series to air on VH1. See photos of the C-List six-pack having lunch together at Cafe Med in West Hollywood with camera crew in tow, and read brief bios of each so you can be fully prepared once this train wreck hits the air waves!