Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be back on television after the recent announcement that her CBS show Ghost Whisperer was canceled. This time Hewitt will be pulling a “reverse Danielle Staub” by playing the role of housewife-turned-prostitute in the Lifetime original movie The Client List. See JLH in lingerie and the inevitable emo-man slow tear from the movie’s official trailer.
The Miami-Dade Police Department has released an extremely violent and shocking video of an assault that occurred on June 11th outside of the Coco Lounge strip club in Miami, Florida. In the video five men attack 25-year-old Getro Dolicine and proceed to beat him so savagely that he wound up in critical condition at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital. See the shocking video and follow up on who is still at large.
Hey! Ho! My dough! The longest tenured drummer in the history of the seminal punk band The Ramones, Marky Ramone, is claiming that he has been denied royalties that he is owed. See what has Marky so un-sedated and how much green he’s looking to get. And no Ramones post would be complete without a little “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker.”
In 1991 the BBC put together a documentary on the mercurial Irish master Van Morrison called One Irish Rover. The title was taken from a song of the same name from his 1986 record No Guru, No Method, No Teacher. Part of that documentary features tow performances by Van and Bob Dylan overlooking The Parthenon. Read why I think this is the most historical music footage ever filmed.
It’s an Empire State Times Square whitey-tighty throw down for the legendary Naked Cowboy and his nemesis Naked Cowgirl. The attireless geetar strummer, whose real name is Robert Burck, has filed a cease-and-desist letter to the female copy-catting Naked Cowgirl, real name Sandy Kane. Find out the naked truth about this New York City showdown.
Check out the first official trailer for The Green Hornet starring Seth Rogan as the comic book hero. The film is directed by Michael Gondry of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind fame and co-stars Cameron Diaz, and Tom Wilkinson.
Another Bachelor romance bites the dust as the most recent reality show love match Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have called off their engagement and called it quits. Read their brief statement and refresh your memory on all the juicy cheating rumors that may have doomed this relationship from the start.
Jessie Lunderby is a 21-year-old detention officer from Arkansas who now finds her job in jeopardy for posing as a Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week. Check out a SFW shot of Lunderby, a video report, and read about the controversy that has both sides crying foul.
Perez Hilton appears to be having a blast with the whole Miley upskirt Twitter controversy. After making a couple sort-of apologies, the Queen of All Media was back at it today tweeting yet another provocative image of Miley’s lady area! See the barely SFW photo and read what Perez had to say about Miley this time around!
Hollywood has long coveted J.D. Salinger’s 1951 masterwork Catcher in the Rye which has sold over 65 million copies and is listed in Time magazine’s top 100 English-language novels written since 1923. Salinger kept a tight grip on Catcher refusing to allow it to become a film, but since his passing in January there has been a groundswell of rumors that a combination of circumstances may finally allow for a film adaptation.
During a performance at the Nashville Pride concert, headlining musician Vanessa Carlton informed a crowd of 18,000 that she is bisexual, joining a number of other female celebrities who’ve recently jumped on board the bi-train including X-Tina and Anna Paquin. See video of Vanessa’s actual announcement from the Nashville Pride concert!
New Haven, Connecticut television personality Desiree Fontaine has been accused of shoplifting more than a hundred dollars worth of merchandise from a department store! Police say the WTNH traffic reporter and host of Connecticut Style was arrested on Saturday after they received a complaint from the Sears department store in Milford, Connecticut. See behind-the-scenes footage of Desiree and video of her enjoying merchandise at a high-end jewelry store.
Kim Cattrall has announced that she will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Liverpool later this year. The British-born actress and current star of Sex and the City 2 is excited about the honor. Read her statement and find out about Cattrall’s academic resume, including the book Sexual Intelligence and the film it inspired. I’ve even included a video clip of Kim Cattrall dancing on a huge phallus from the film! (It already sounds better than Sex and the City 2!)
Starcasm wanted to give some Father’s Day props to all the dads out there and we couldn’t think of a better way to do it than with the dadly fix-it-all: duct tape! More specifically, the 7th Annual Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival happening this weekend in Avon, Ohio.
The L.A. Lakers beat the Boston Celtics in game 7 of the NBA finals to win the 2010 World Championship last night and as you might have expected, the fans took to the streets and “celebrated” by tearing the City of Angels a new one.
Here for your viewing pleasure and dismay is a gallery of Laker fan rioting videos from last night’s “celebration.” I doublechecked and made sure they were in fact from this year. $5 to the first person to spot a celebrity!
The image you see appears harmless enough until you realize what it indicates. The truth is disturbing, bone-chilling, and a dire warning. Read on to find out why you should be horrified of this map, our Fear and Trembling for June 17th, 2010!
I was taking care of my sicky-poo little 2-year-old daughter today when I noticed something rather shocking while watching an episode of the popular Nickelodeon show Wow Wow Wubbzy . Wubbzy, the one with a bendy tail that he likes that way, was wearing what appeared to be a bikini top! Could our little not-so-mellow yellow fellow be the next contestant on Ru Paul’s Drag Race? Keep reading to watch the video and decide for yourself!
When Disney Pixar decided to move forward with Toy Story 3, in theaters tomorrow, they had one major problem. Who was going to replace the late Jim Varney of Ernest fame as the voice of Slinky Dog? They found their man in Blake Clark, a veteran actor from such movies as 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, and The Waterboy.
O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.
Congessman Bob Etheridge needs anger management courses and we have the video to prove it. An amateur video shot in Washington D.C. by two unnamed “students” shows Etheridge losing his mind after being asked if he supports President Obama’s agenda. Watch the video of Boilin’ Bob grabbing one of the young men by the wrist and then by the neck! Talk about abuse of power! Oh, and read his apology too.
Laura Baron, the lovely life coach from VH1’s entertaining new show You’re Cut Off, took time out of her intense schedule to sit down with Starcasm for an exclusive interview. Among other things, Laura riffs on the show, her future plans, Nicolas Cage, and herself at 16. Check it out!
Pat Benatar, the little lady with the powerhouse voice and back-catalog of mega-hits including Love Is a Battlefield, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, and We Belong is releasing a memoir tomorrow titled Between a Heart and a Rock Place. Keep reading to find out more details and see a promotional video for the rock-n-roll tell-all.
See the SFW Miley Cyrus upskirt image that Perez Hilton allegedly tweeted this morning and subsequently removed. Why would bold and sassy Perez remove the photo image? It probably has something to do with the fact that Miley isn’t 18 yet! Decide for yourself if the image is real or “photo-tuned.”
“Keep Austin Weird” is a long running slogan down in Austin, Texas. Sticking with that tradition I present to you one of the local past-times: Chicken Sh*t Bingo. Every Sunday at Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon around 5 pm you can lay down a couple of bucks, listen to Dale Watson, and hope a chicken takes a dump on your number and win some money. Now THAT is how you relax on a Sunday in Texas! Bonus – See Dale with Billy Joe Shaver on the day Shaver was set free!
In my twisted world I have always thought that the best job in America was to be the guy responsible for protecting Willie Nelson’s worn acoustic guitar Trigger. Well that position may have a competitor now that the New York Post is reporting that Tom Selleck, 65, may have his own personal mustache groomer! Also see a video of what Ashton Kutcher, who stars with Selleck in the film Killers, had to say about the power of the infamous ‘stache.
Let this be a warning to all the single men out there. If you head out tonight and splash on a little Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men looking for some cougar action you just might get another big cat instead! Researchers have discovered that the legendary designer’s smell-good juice is a wonderful way to lure jaguars.
VH1’s new reality series You’re Cut Off features 9 spoiled and combustible young ladies cut off from their sugar daddies and crammed into a “tiny” house where life coach Laura Baron tries to break them of their diva-ish ways. Needless to say, it is an entertaining drama explosion!
Often at the center of the cat fighting is 23-year-old Jaqueline Madden, a smoking-hot, blinged-out brunette from Mahwah, New Jersey. I did some poking around on the internet and found out all kinds of interesting things about the pretty pouty princess of all things purple and put it in a post!
Though he will always be remembered as the mega-goofy, suspender-sporting Steve Urkel from the popular sitcom Family Matters, actor Jaleel White is moving on with a successful new Hulu-based show called Fake It Til You Make It. In addition to writing and producing the show, White stars as Reggie Culkin, a 33-year-old child star who mentors three Hollywood hopefuls.
Keep reading to watch the first episode and read what Jaleel has to say about living in the shadow of Urkel.
The Countess and her angelic voice descended upon the City of Angels leaving Los Angeles and the Golden State in ruins. KTLA out of L.A. had the guts to let Real Housewives of New York City star LuAnn de Lessepes step on their morning news studio stage and belt out “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” “Rick roll’d” move over, it is now officially time to begin getting “de Lesseps duped.”
Three renegade members of the Midland Michigan Fire Department took it upon themselves to throw down with a rap. Mark Laux, Steve Markowski and Roger Bebeau do their very best at raising awareness for fireworks safety. In the process they manage to embarrass the heck out of friends and family. See the video and feel bad for Michigan.
Sirius XM Satellite Radio has its own 24/7 channel dedicated to the music of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band called E Street Radio. The channel plays a ton of the Boss including rare recordings and live performances. This Friday, E Street’s guest DJ is going to be NBC News anchor and fellow Jersey kid Brian Williams. See two video promos in which Williams discusses Springsteen’s connection to Indie music and growing up on the Jersey Shore.
It is now safe to add porno-parody to the new celebrity culture news cycle along with Twitter, Facebook, The Soup, YouTube and of course wonderfully insightful blogs. Following the recent passing of Rue McLanahan and the omni-presence of Betty White, the Golden Girls are getting the official “adult treatment”. Check out the SFW trailer and the hilarious parody of the theme song “Thank You For Being a Friend.”
Jacqueline Laurita from Real Housewives of New Jersey had a little to say about the forthcoming sex tape from her co-star Danielle Staub. Via her Twitter page Laurita dropped a bomb with a stunning accusation of who she thinks leaked the raunchy romp. She says Staub leaked Staub! See her tweet in all its fierce glory.
Arguably the sexiest female contestant to compete on ABC’s The Bachelor is returning to the Bachelor mansion! But instead of looking for love, Melissa Rycroft will be co-hosting a spin-off of the two popular match-making reality competitions calledBachelor Pad alongside Bach and -Ette veteran host Chris Harrison. Find out what she has to say about her new job and get the 411 on the new show Bachelor Pad.
Following up on an earlier “Where Are They Now?” post, Chris Brown is resurfacing again this time by not being allowed to resurface in the UK. The work visa denial for the “Run It” singer is a direct result of his infamous assault of ex-girlfriend Rihanna, for which Brown served community service. Find out about the postponed tour dates and see his deleted Twitter apology.
People is reporting that singer-songwriter Alanis Morrisette married rapper Souleye (real name: Mario Treadway) in a quiet ceremony at their Los Angeles home on May 22nd. Everyone knows Alanis, 36, from her album Jagged Little Pill which has sold over 33 million units, but who is this “Souleye?” Check out bio and website information along with a video featuring Mr. Morissette.
Real Housewives of New York City star Jill Zarin is firing back at what she calls her “haters.” This weekend Zarin stated that she was forced to contact authorities when these so-called haters posted her address online and requested that folks send threatening mail. The Season Three villain also used her public Facebook page as a platform to respond and defend her family. See the allegations and Jill’s responses, including plans to regulate her Facebook and Twitter accounts.
See the touching acceptance speech given by Ken Jeong while accepting the award for Best WTF Moment during last night’s MTV Video Awards. He won the award for his scene in “The Hangover’ in which he emerges nude from the trunk of a car. His wife, Dr. Tran Ho, underwent breast cancer treatment which inspired Jeong’s performance. Full transcript of the speech follows the video!
Avril Lavigne has been in the media spotlight lately due to some photos taken of her getting intimate with Brody Jenner on the beaches of Costa Rica. As it turns out, Brody may have just been a guinea pig for Avril’s latest foray in the field of fragrance! The punk pop princess is unleashing a new scent on the world called “Forbidden Rose,” due to hit stores on July 1! Keep reading to see the Twilight-inspired television commercial for “Avril in a jug!”
During a visit on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning actor John Corbett talked about the prospect of marrying his long-time girlfriend Bo Derek and possibly setting a date. Find out what John said and watch an old-school trailer for Bo Derek’s 10! Plus, a clip from Corbett’s greatest television role! (Hint: It’s not Aidan!)
LeAnn Rimes believes everything happens for a reason, and when she says “everything,” she is including the affair she had with a married man while being married herself. People Magazine’s Friday issue will feature an interview with Rimes in which she discusses in detail her separation from Dean Sheremet and subsequent hook-up with actor Eddie Cibrian. Though the separation played out very publicly in the tabloids, this will the first time Rimes has spoken publicly about the end of her 7-year marriage to Sheremet.
Jack Osbourne’s ex is going off the rails on a crazy train. TMZ is reporting that Jack, the son of famous Heavy Metal icon Ozzy Osbourne, requested a restraining order from ex-girlfriend Niki Cloyd (24). Read all about Niki’s alleged meltdown and see photos of the couple from happier times.
You get off of a long flight, go through security checks, wait for luggage and the last thing you feel like doing when leaving the airport is waiting at the automobile exit gates. Well, Yasmine Villasana found away around (or should I say over) that whole problem while leaving Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport on Tuesday! Yeeeeeeeee-Hawww!
Debralee Lorenzana of New York City is unquestionably a knock-out. She is claiming that her natural assets are what caused her to be fired from her job as a banking officer at the Chrysler Building branch of Citibank. Read her allegations and see a photo as well as videos of the lovely NYC girl done wrong!
In a tragic scene that could only have been written in Hollyweird, a violent murder involving adult-film actors and a film-prop-machete took place late Tuesday night in Van Nuys, California. Adult actor Stephen Clancy Hill (a.k.a. Stephen Driver) went on a machete-wielding rampage at the Ultimate DVD production facility killing one man, Herbert Wong (a.k.a Tom Dong), and badly wounding two other men. See a video report and photos of Wong and Hill.
It was a dance-off for the ages on Conan O’Brien’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” last night at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall! It was a star-studded event and nowhere was this more apparent than when Conan threw down in an all-or-nothing dance-off with Stephen Colbert. As Def Leppard’s 80’s classic “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blared out through the PA system, Colbert and O’Brien took turns in a Zoolander like wiggle-war. Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun!
R & B artist Faith Evans is set to star in a reality show chronicling her life. The show, It’s All About Faith, will focus on Evans as she tries to revitalize her career following a five-year-hiatus. In addition to her singing comeback, the show will also focus on Evans’ struggle to balance her married-life with husband-manager Todd Russaw and their four kids.
I would guess that 98% of the stories I run on artists who had their heyday in the 80’s aren’t what you would call “feel good.” Well I’m gonna swim in that other two percent now and talk about one of my very first TV crushes Belinda Carlisle. Belinda has a memoir coming out today called “Lips Unsealed” a play on words from her hit with the all-girl band “The Go-Go’s” “My Lips are Sealed.” See how she survived cocaine, alcohol, and weight issues to find happiness after the age of 50.
Television veteran Gary Coleman, best known as Arnold Jackson on the extremely popular sitcom Diff’rent Strokes, has passed away today at the age of 42. Gary was hospitalized in Utah after falling at home and suffering a brain hemorrhage. He was initially coherent Thursday morning, but slipped into a coma for over a day. His …
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Lou Reed is definitely in the (Sydney Opera) house! Lou Reed, the sullen-faced New York City bard, has always been a little on the eccentric side, but he and his wife Laurie Anderson are turning it up a notch with their latest idea: A concert for dogs! Find out all about the concert here.
Jesse James had contacted the long running motorcycle / T&A magazine ‘Easyriders’ to see if they would feature a new chopper he had designed inspired by his prized pit-bulls. After Michelle dropped her “Bombshell” he backed out and sent someone else from his shop to do the Q&A. See the bike and the July cover that features Jesse James despite the snub!
In another “my Twitter account got hacked” scandal we find Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams showing Paramore than she wanted. See the SFW photo and decide for yourself if this was an accident or if she was indeed “hacked.”
While Conan is out on his ‘The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour’ it looks like his writers have received a green light from ‘TBS’ for their own special. The special is tentatively being called ‘Team Coco presents Conan’s Writers Live’ and will feature Conan staples Andy Richter and Reggie Watts. Find out the when and where and see a great video from Reggie Watts.
Betty White train boarding, all aboard! In yet another piece of you can’t stop Betty White news it looks like she may be targeted to become part of the cast of ‘Gossip Girl’, the uber-popular teen series on the CW. Find out what the show creator had to say about the possible White connection and how ‘Mad Men’ and Chuck Bass fit into the picture.
So who is the brunette bombshell from the NYC that is all smiles in the princesss pink? That folks is Pamela Lynn from Vh1’s reality show ‘You’re Cut Off’. I did a little digging and found out some information (other than her last name) on the lovely Miss Pamela. Read on to get your Pamelicious fill!
Those CIA guys can get wacky. In a story so strange it had to come from the military, the Washington Post is reporting that the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) considered producing fake pedophile videos starring none other than bad guys Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. In the case of Bin Laden they actually went as far as to make the actual video! Yet another fine example of our tax dollars hard at work.
Check out the video and lyrics for the final two performances of American Idol this season. Crystal Bowersox with ‘Up To The Mountain’ and Lee Dewyze with ‘Beautiful Day’. Also check out Simon Cowell’s final critique and our top ten suggestions for his replacement.
One of the contestants for the upcoming Bravo reality series ‘Work of Art: The Next Great Artist’ co-owns an intimate apparel shop called Birdies in Kansas City. Find out about the very interesting Peregrine Honig and her shop.
Starcasm.net wanted to wish the most influential artist in recorded music history a happy 69th birthday. We love you Bob! Check out the video and lyrics for a latter-day-Dylan masterpiece Series of Dreams .
Kelly Bensimon is on a a little spin control campaign after her volatile appearance in the RHNYC May 20th episode in which she looked like she was totally losing her marbles and that all the other Real HW’s were finally getting the best of her. It ceratinly seems like she needed to explain herself at least a little. So how on Earth will Kelly explain it away? Check for yourself.
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