I knew it! Russell Brand isn’t human, he’s an evil blood-sucking beast from some really dark place – darker even than Detroit! Don’t believe me? Just check out these photos of the once lively and spirited Katy Perry, who ill-advisedly invited this vampire into her home (and life) when she started dating it a few…
Katt Williams, a comedian best known for roles in Friday After Next, and Norbit as well as his own comedy DVD Katt Williams: Pimpadelic, was arrested and jailed Sunday on burglary and criminal trespassing charges (MSNBC). Williams, 38, lives in California, but police think he was in Georgia shooting a film when he reportedly broke…
I’d like to thank Zooey Deschanel for brightening up my Monday morning with her happy-inducing countenance and “Walking on Sunshine” demeanor! I have no idea what the 4th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards are, but Zooey was there looking like her usual enlightened spritely self and that alone is story enough for me! Here…
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just bought a new “house” located at 42 West 12th Street in Greenwich Village in New York City. The home sold for $15 million and has 8,100 square feet. Here’s a floor plan for the new digs: Perty sweet! I’m not from New York City so I don’t know a…
Taylor Swift’s appearance on Saturday Night Live last night was a huge success and today she’s all the buzz on the internet! In case you missed it, here are clips of some of her skits, including her charmingly self-deprecating musical monologue to open the show, during which she plays guitar and sings a song about…
46-year-old Kitten Kay-Sera of Los Angeles is obsessed with the color pink, and I don’t mean obsessed in the same sense as your Aunt Lily is “obsessed” with dolphins. No, Kitten has a serious case of the pink eye, refusing to wear any other color for over 25 years and surrounding herself with the hue…
Taylor Swift’s charming performance on Saturday Night Live included surprisingly pleasant musical performances, numerous Kanye West references, downright cute skits and this prerecorded trailer for Firelight that pokes a little fun at the popularity of vampires and the Twilight Saga movies: In an earlier Twilight post I mentioned that Taylor Lautner’s portrayal of a werewolf…
I’m still all a-flutter from Kim’s mind-blowing Princess Jasmine costume and she goes and posts MORE pictures of herself in Disney attire, this time donning the slightly less-revealing ball gown of 1937’s Snow White. UPDATE! KIM’S AWESOME IMPERSONATION OF SNOW WHITE HAS LANDED HER A LEADING ROLE IN THE DISNEY REMAKE! CLICK TO CHECK IT…
Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…
The Christmas list of 90% of girls ages 6-36 just got two items longer thanks to Mattel’s release of the Twilight-themed Bella Swan and Edward Cullen Barbie dolls on November 1. Vampire-loving kids (and vampire-loving adults) can now play out their favorite scenes from Twilight or act out their own fan fiction with these replicas…
Whether or not Jon Gosselin is gettin’ drunk, gettin’ laid, or gettin’ spiritual, he wants to do it in the public eye, and I would be very surprised if he didn’t drop a book on us in the next few months about his “spiritual journey.” All he needs is a ghostwriter, and an Oprah interview…
Check out these 12 pinup photos of some hot Mormon mommas that want to have a little fun and also share some muffin recipes with you! Sexy, scantily clad women making muffins? I think it’s time I started doing a little more research into the Latter Day Saints! The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of…
Project Runway judge and fashion designer extraordinaire Michael Kors was channeling Arlo Guthrie at Bette Midler’s New York Restoration Project Hulaween Gala at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City on October 30, 2009. His hippyriffic Halloween costume was straight out of the early ’70s, complete with long white hair and mustache, tie-dyed shirt, groovy…
It seems as though sexy Halloween costumes are out this year, but thankfully AnnaLynne McCord and her sisters didn’t get the memo. 90210 star AnnaLynne went the scantily clad heroine route, donning fishnets, a multi-zippered leather top and bottom with matching knee-high boots and a black mask to complete her fetishtastic Batgirl outfit. At least…
When I first glanced at these photos I thought it was just Tori Spelling in an eye patch, but it was actually pop diva Christina Aguilera and her son Max Bratman out trick or treating for Halloween in Brentwood. Click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery: Photos: Dragao/Fame Pictures I give Christina an “A”…
I think we have the 2009 adorable costume winner! It’s Zumasauraus! Check out the poster child for Halloween Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (had to include the whole name) with his reptilian sibling Kingston James McGregor Rossdale (his full name’s not as fun, but I couldn’t show favoritism!) and their cowgal mommy Gwen Stefani out trick…
Mel Gibsons’s current nookie buddy Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a healthy baby girl this Friday, Radaronline exclusively reports. A name hasn’t been released yet, (I’m betting on “Meal Ticket”) but Oksana has already gone home from the hospital. (UPDATE 11-02-09 – M&O have reportedly named their daughter Lucia.) The baby came a few weeks…
Finally! We’re starting to see some photos from the best celebrity Halloween party of the year – Heidi Klum’s annual costume bash in West Hollywood! Here are a few pictures of the hostess and her husband Seal dressed in elaborate matching crow costumes. Heckle and Jeckle appeared to be tarred and feathered from the waist…
Listen to Adam Lambert’s new music video Time for Miracles Just Jared has a source telling them that Adam Lambert has dropped his Louisiana boy-toy Drake LaBry. The source says that the break-up was drama free, mutual and amicable! It’s also rather conveniently timed between the drop of Glambert’s shudder-inducing album cover, the release of…
Alyson Hannigan, husband Alexis Denisof, and adorable daughter Satyana dressed up like kangaroos for Halloween. The costumes were 100% authentic, with baby “joey” Satyana riding in her mom’s pouch. Satyana wasn’t completely into it, but her cute parents were hamming it up in their custom Halloween costumes. They strolled toward the paps smiling, and then…
My second favorite Queen of Hearts costume this year! (Right behind this one made entirely of duct tape!) Playboy playmate Holly Madison took the Alice In Wonderland matriarch and put an old west saloon spin on her Halloween night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas. Kinda fun and sexy without leaning too heavily on that…
Lindsay Lohan’s taken to Twitter to fight back against her father, who will take $5 to tell you middle school newspaper that Lindsay’s scheduled to die next week. From the coherent quality of the message, it looks like Lindsay was completely sober when she crafted this message (that’s not usually the case): “My father is…
In case you missed it! Here’s the Hailey Glassman “interview” from The Insider, during which she revelas that Jon Gosselin emotionally abuses her and often lashes out at her when throwing “mantrums.” My favorite Hailey quote? Her revealing innuendo that reveals a little TMI about her and Jon: “I get it from every end.” Hi-ooooooo!…
Running errands never looked this dazzling. Gwen Stefani pranced around L.A. yesterday glammed to the nines with her signature red lipstick, hair sprayed into mohawkish finery, a slouchey paper-thin shirt thinly veiling a red bra, rows of creme-colored beaded bracelets and kick-ass knee-high leather boots. This outfit makes me want to be her groupie. I…
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 Reunion Special, Part 1 Andy Cohen brought up Kim’s odd story at last year’s reunion about how not having cancer made her hair fall out. Basically, Kim delivered the story with the word “cancer” upfront to make everyone feel shocked and sad for her, until she later…
After months of basking some sort of glorious high school wet dream where he got to get his ears pierced, wear stupid shirts, and cheat on women he was cheating on his wife with, Jon Gosselin is finally losing everyone who enabled his asshatery. Both Hailey Glassman, Jon’s naive (until now) party-girl main squeeze, and…
“I made the Yankees hat more famous than a Yankee can,” rapped Jay Z last night in an energizing performance of “Empire State of Mind” with Alicia keys at Yankie Stadium during the second World Series game. “Empire” is a fabulous song, and this performance really pumped up the crowd, and of course, the Yankees,…
This past week Britney’s people have been on the ball with viral marketing to promote her newest single “3,” an unsubtle nod to threesomes, which will be included in Britney’s Singles Collection, dropping Nov. 10. They also really know how to pound a theme: Britneyspears.com has teased with three photo stills, and three 5-second video…
Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…
Chelsea Handler stopped by Jay Leno last night with a gigantic blow-up of her on the cover of December’s Playboy! Merry Christmas! Chelsea looks absolutely fabulous, especially considering her self-proclaimed love of cocktails. Delivering dry pop culture jokes and sleeping with the boss must do wonders for the figure. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Recently TMZ caught Chris Brown hangin’ out with a girl he could legally stand next to, and, then speculated that Chris Brown might be settling for her just because it wasn’t illegal to touch her. Chris didn’t want to be associated with “that girl,” a.k.a. Natalie Nunn, who’s on VH1’s upcoming reality show Bad Girls….
Lady Cacartman gets his raspy pop groove on in the most recent episode of South Park, covering Lady Gaga’s smash hit “Poker Face.” The clip is from the episode called “Whale Wh*res” and comes immediately after Stan escalates the anti-whaling campaign with actual violence: In case you’re out of the pop music loop, here’s Lagy…
According to PopEater, Nicolas Cage’s spokeperson Annett Wolf has confirmed that the actor’s father, August Coppolla has passed away after suffering a heart attack. He was 75-year-old. August Coppolla was a literature professor and dean of the School of Creative Arts at San Fransisco State University, and later retired to Savannah, Georgia to leisurely write….
The first trailer for the thousand-trillion-dollar epic sci-fi flick directed by James Cameron impressed with its advanced special effects but left folks a little confused about the plot. So, there’s a new, extended theatrical trailer that hopes to remedy that issue and provide a better idea of what the movie is actually about: Here…
What’s weird is that she actually looks a lot like Kim here, until she turns around! Tyra should have put in butt pads! That’s the true mark of a perfect Kim Kardashian costume. She also left off all the QuickTrim and AT&T endorsements that are now required on Kim’s body at all time. In the…
If you thought solving a Rubik’s Cube was hard, try recreating a fine art masterpiece with thousands of the 3-D puzzles! That’s what the folks at the Canadian-based Cube Works have done time and time again, making Rubik’s Cube-ist versions of classics by Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Warhol, Edvard Munch, Vincent Van Gogh and other…
Cliff Lee was living an “In the Zone” poster tonight in game one of the World Series against the New York Yankees! In addition to throwing a one-run complete game against the best offense in baseball, Cliff Lee had the top two plays in sports tonight with his glove! Both catches involved being in the…
UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman once again attempts to elicit sympathy from the public by dolling herself up for a television interview, this time with The Insider. Hailey has been in the headlines since her relationship with Jon and Kate Plus 8‘s Jon Gosselin became public back…
InTouch has been celebrating Halloween early, because they’ve been dreaming up a fright show to end all horrors with, of all people, a former Cheaters and Jerry Springer producer to come up with a reality show featuring Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin dating. As everyone know, Nadya Suleman (because she’s completely bonkers) has the hots…
Lindsay Lohan’s had another difficult batch of weeks, but she hasn’t been dropped by her record label, Casablanca Records. Both Lindsay’s rep and a rep from Universal, Casablanca’s parent company, told the rumor smiting Gossip Cop that Lindsay is still with the label. This is good news for Lindsay, because her new internship in fashion…
You say “desperate,” I say “dedicated!” The luscious beauty above tried to sell a hot romp in the sack with her and her glamourous hair for some World Series tickets to watch her favorite team The Phillies get beaten by A-Rod’s Yankee! Of course, the forum she chose to advertise her services was Craigslist. You…
Video of Phil Ivey mucking a winning flush with only 24 players left at the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event! Here are the hands and the cards on the board: Phil: 8 of spades 8 of diamonds Board: 5 of spades Queen of hearts 10 of spades Queen of spades Ace of spades…
Dennis Scheib, the attorney for Frederick Richardson who has been charged with voluntary manslaughter in the October 2nd death of Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, tells the Atlanta Journal and Constitution “I’ve been told my client will be okay.” He adds, “I think they’re going to dismiss it.” Richardson is currently free on bond. The reason for…
Welcome to a world where beauty eats braaaaiinns! Following on the heels of the successful 2009 12-month zombie babe effort, myzombiepinup.com has a brand new batch of foolish ghoulish make-you-droolish drop undead gorgeous rotted hotties for their 2010 My Zombie Pinup wall calendar! Straight out of a Cryptoria’s Secret catalog, these yummy unwrapped mummies pose…
Excerpts of Andre Agassi’s upcoming autobiography were to be printed in People and Sports Illustrated later this week, but SI writer Richard Deitsch jumped the gun a little bit Tuesday morning by tweeting this bombshell: FYI: There’s an off-the-charts book excerpt from Andre Agassi in the forthcoming SI: He admits to taking crystal meth during…
Jon Gosselin has been acting like such an asshat that Kate Gosselin was actually winning the PR “war” by doing little more than weeping a little on the Today show. That’s all been ruined by an a full hour of dry-eyed egocentric answers to hard-hitting questions like “Why do you wear high heels?” Also, she…
Even better than the Balloon Boy get-up is this Transformerrific Optimus Prime costume! It comes in nine pieces and apparently requires a small table, a pair of special suspenders, at least one helper “on the ground” and a step ladder. I imagine the thought bubbles on the two kids that ride by on their bicycles…
I’ve never heard of Imogen Poots and I have no idea what “Cracks” is, but the former was in attendance at a screening of the latter during the Times BFI 53rd London Film Festival at the Vue West End in London, England on October 25, 2009. You might stink I couldn’t analize this topic any…
Dadada dum (snap snap) Dadada dum (snap snap)… They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, Gary and Gemma Numan! The King of Synthpop and his wife were in attendance at the 2009 Q Awards in London October 26 looking like they were fresh from the set of a remake of…
Oh the carnage! Or perhaps it would be better to say, Oh the motorcyclenage! Here is the video and some photos taken from the moment Brad Pitt smashed into a parked car while riding his brand new custom chopper at speeds in excess of 100 cmph! Luckily for Angelina Jolie (and the thousands of needy…
Texas couple Dan and Alejandra Borris teamed up to create the immensely popular 2009 calendar featuring canines doing yoga poses and now they are back with a fresh batch of pooch posturing for their 2010 Yoga Dogs wall calendar! Check out Tiny the chihuahua doing the Kukkutasan (Rooster Pose) or Duke the golden retriever finding…
Ever since Samantha Burke “accidentally” got pregnant with Jude Law’s baby after a week-long fling in New York, she’s been workin’ the situation like a hustla, and now her diligent work has paid off in with a $300,000 exclusive to Hello! magazine. (via PopEater) Samantha Burke got busy romancing the media since the story broke…
After 3 months of divorce detox, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have gotten married again, via Facebook. Facebook status’s are actually powerful things. Millions get broken-up and divorced via Facebook every single day, so why not get married that way? Even though Amy Winehouse has spread her love to other dudes (and girls) and even…
It appears that ESPN doesn’t stand for “Exhalting Steve Phillips’ Naughtiness.” The sports network has reportedly fired the sack-hopping analyst after details of his affair with 22-year-old ESPN analyst Brooke Hundley made headlines last week. As is often the case with hard news these days, the source of the information is twitter – more specifically…
It appears that Noah Cyrus is following right in her older sister’s leather knee-high stripper bootsteps. Here are some photos of the 9-year-old sibling of Miley Cyrus in costume at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween held at The Barker Hangar at the Santa Monica Airport on October 24th, 2009. Accompanying her in a few of…
Photographers were on hand when Brad Pitt lost control of his brand new custom motorcycle in Los Angeles this afternoon. I was just writing a jealous article about how the coolest dude on the planet just got the coolest custom chopper on the planet when I saw these photos moments later of the uber awesome…
Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette” dropped this week to promote her new album, R Rated, which debuts November 23. “Russian Roulette” has sparked massive amounts of controversy about the cover art featuring Rihanna wearing almost nothing but barbed wire, and the dark lyrics of the song. Others argue that the slow-moving music itself is rather…
Could this be the beginning of a Tara Reidvergnügen ad campaign by Blackberry Germany? Or maybe Tara Reid just stumbled in from her Oktoberfest celebration and the photographers didn’t know any better? Either way, the result is a series of photographs of AlcoHall of Fame inductee Tara Reid modeling the new Blackberry Bold phone in…
Read what Kim has to say about the NY Housewives Why does Kim wear a wig? Well, they didn’t really kiss, but there was lots of makeup and making up! During the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta that aired last night, cast members Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak went after each other…
Just like Steve Phillips and John Edwards, this middle-aged white dude regrets getting a little too horny around the wrong woman. I dub her “Charlene Chaplin.” Maybe this is why white people are called honkeys. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
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