The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.
Pauly (Real name Paul Delvecchio) is best known for his hard-as-a-rock jet black gravity-defying lopped-off Heat Miser hairdo known as “The Blowout,” a magical creation that requires gobs of styling gel, most of a can of hairspray and 25 minutes every morning to perfect. Want to try it yourself? Pauly has made an instructional video that walks you through the process step-by-step! But, if you do attempt this at home you should be warned that it could lead to ab-enhancement and lots of casual sex with random trashy hot chicks. In other words, married men and straight women should not attempt it. I’ll embed the video at the bottom of this post.
Surprisingly it seems that ol’ Paul Delvecchio had “The Blowout” perfected really early on. (After seeing The Situation’s abs from years ago I’m starting to believe these Jersey Shore cast members were born looking the way they do!) The picture at the top of this post is one of only two exceptions, as it features Pauly sporting more of an extended straight up crew cut than a “blowout,” and by “straight-up” I mean straight-up! The Scarface poster is a nice touch.
The other exception is this great shot of lil’ Paul Devecchio on his lil’ dirt bike. Awwww….
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Oh, and don’t think I forgot “The Blowout” how-to video! Here’s that bad boy:
Check out Pauly’s actual myspace page where you can see more of “The Blowout” than you can stand!
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