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Kim Kardashian

PHOTO Kim Kardashian tweets unbelievable bikini photo
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2011June 29, 2013

It seems I may have been more serious than I thought when I suggested in my previous Kim Kardashian post featuring the lovely reality starlet on the red carpet at the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards that I was considering becoming the world’s first Kim Kardashianologist. I was planning on moving on to some other well-deserving celebrity headline when I got blind-sided by this bikini photo tweeted by Kim Thursday with the caption “Photo shoot time! @JasonofBH jewels and red lips! #2sexy2tweet?”

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Kim Kardashian | Red Carpet

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian at the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2011

Kim Kardashian was ravishing as usual on the red carpet at the 16th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards held last night at the Hollywood Palladium. Keep reading to see photos of her form-fitting dark salmon gown and find out my new academic calling!

Read More PHOTOS Kim Kardashian at the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards
Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Teen Mom 2

PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp back together?
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2011March 1, 2011

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans stated on Facebook yesterday yesterday that she and boyfriend Kieffer Delp had called it quits, but the couple was spotted together out and about in Wilmington earlier today looking quite happy together! Whuh?!? I think we have our new Speidi! I dub them “Jenieffer.” Keep reading for the photos!

Read More PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp back together?
Britney Spears

PHOTO Britney Spears “Hold It Against Me” wallpaper
ByStarcasm Staff January 14, 2011December 25, 2012

Britney Spears fans got their first taste of the pop singer’s much-anticipated 2011 album release when the single “Hold It Against Me” was released on the internet last week, but for those fans wanting some Britney visuals to go along with their audio here is a sexy super-high-resolution wallpaper image of Brit taken from the same photo shoot as the picture on the cover art for the “Hold It Against Me” single!

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US Skins

VIDEO – Rachel Thevenard, Daniel Flaherty, and Camille Cresencia-Mills defend MTV’s “dangerous” US Skins show
ByStarcasm Staff January 14, 2011January 17, 2011

According to preliminary reports the MTV’s US version of the UK teen drama Skins is just as raunchy, debauched, and gritty as the original. Unlike other teen dramas that gloss over issues like drugs, sex, mental illness, and the complicated ties of human relationships with superficial representations, Skins succeeds in presenting these issues with a…

Read More VIDEO – Rachel Thevenard, Daniel Flaherty, and Camille Cresencia-Mills defend MTV’s “dangerous” US Skins show
Giggy the Pom | Lisa Vanderpump | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills | Red Carpet

PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump and GIGGY at the NBC TCA Press Tour party
ByAsa Hawks January 14, 2011February 10, 2011

NBC Universal held its annual Winter TCA Press Tour All-Star Party in Pasadena last night and tons of stars showed up including such notables as Paris Hilton, Jenna Fischer, Kathy Bates, the Fonz and Tori Spelling. But, no star shined as bright as the new break-out star from Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… GIGGY THE POM! Keep reading for photos of Giggy and his sugar momma Lisa Vanderpump lighting up the red carpet!

Read More PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump and GIGGY at the NBC TCA Press Tour party
Christina Hendricks

PHOTOS: Christina Hendricks in Playboy from 1999 shooters ad
ByDarren O January 14, 2011June 29, 2013

Do you recognize the gal wearing the blond wig in this 1999 ad featured in Playboy for shooters? Maybe the wig throws you off but I bet there is something about those ta-tas that seem familiar. That’s right! That is none other than “Mad Men’s” ambassador of curves Christina Hendricks.

Check out both full images tweeted by the men’s magazine and try to avoid a clown and a tanned clown while you’re at it. It’s time to party like its 1999 ya’ll!

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Jersey Shore | Snooki | Style and Fashion

PHOTOS Snooki’s new look at book signing in Brick, New Jersey
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2011January 13, 2011

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was almost unrecognizable without her pouf and sporting a different make-up style while signing copies of her new book, A Shore Thing, at the Barnes and Noble book store in Brick, New Jersey earlier today. Keep reading for more photos including Snooki’s new man, Jionni LaValle!

Read More PHOTOS Snooki’s new look at book signing in Brick, New Jersey
Kanye West | Style and Fashion

PHOTO Kanye West’s $180,000 Tiret watch
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2011June 29, 2013

Custom watch maker Tiret of New York has unveiled their most recent custom timepiece created for Kanye West with his portrait on the dial created out of gold and diamonds. Kanye reportedly paid $180,000 for the timepiece, which is $70,000 less than what Usher paid for his Tiret wristwatch late last year. Keep reading to see both Kanye’s and Usher’s ballin’ wrist bling!

Read More PHOTO Kanye West’s $180,000 Tiret watch
Cedric Martinez | Lisa Vanderpump | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

RHBH Why did Cedric Martinez move out of Lisa Vanderpump’s house?
ByStarcasm Staff January 13, 2011June 29, 2013

UPDATE: Click here to read more detailed information about why Cedric left, and the blackmail that followed. On the premiere season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we were introduced to Lisa Vanderpump’s houseguest Cedric Martinez, who has been living with Lisa and her husband Ken for about a year; and has been receiving different…

Read More RHBH Why did Cedric Martinez move out of Lisa Vanderpump’s house?
Andrew Garfield | Spider-Man | Spiderman

PHOTO First look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2011

Andrew Garfield was reportedly in tears the first time he tried on his Spider-Man costume for the upcoming reboot of the comic book classic. Now, thanks to the folks at Columbia Pictures, we can all shed a little tear seeing Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man in this high-resolution still from the film – the first official photo of Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker’s super-hero alter ego!

Read More PHOTO First look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man
Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Splitsville

Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans breaks up with boyfriend Kieffer Delp
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2011March 1, 2011

Or as Jenelle put it:

“me + kieffer = done forever.”

Keep reading for the rest of Jenelle’s announcement including an explanation of why she called it quits.

Read More Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans breaks up with boyfriend Kieffer Delp
Celebrities

Dire Straits “Money For Nothing” banned in Canada for gay slur
ByDarren O January 13, 2011January 13, 2011

The Canadian Broadcast Standards Council has decided after 25+ years that a gay slur in the classic Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” now makes the song unsuitable for broadcasting in its unedited form. Read on for further deets including the original music video, songwriter Mark Knopfler’s thoughts on the f-word in question and the full lyrics for the tune. Man this ain’t working!

Bonus: Find out the music superstar, who has been in the news recently for his sexual exploits, that co-wrote and sang backing vocals on the song!

Read More Dire Straits “Money For Nothing” banned in Canada for gay slur
Jenelle Evans | Teen Mom 2

PHOTO Jenelle Evans’ father Robert Evans didn’t even know she was on Teen Mom 2, or a mom at all!
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2011December 18, 2023

Jenelle Evans made her explosive debut on the series premiere of Teen Mom 2 Tuesday night, but the shock of seeing Jenelle’s combustible relationship with mom Barbara Evans is nothing compared to the shock felt by Jenelle’s dad Robert Evans, who just recently found out Jenelle is a mom! Keep reading to find out how he found out!

Read More PHOTO Jenelle Evans’ father Robert Evans didn’t even know she was on Teen Mom 2, or a mom at all!
Dr. Phil McGraw | Ted Williams

Golden-voiced Ted Williams seeks rehab for alcohol after fight with daughter Jenay
ByStarcasm Staff January 13, 2011December 25, 2012

Golden-voiced former homeless man Ted Williams has had a smorgasbord of “golden” opportunities to use his amazing talent as a radio announcer since a video of him demonstrating his gift went viral. Even Oprah extended a job offer, but all the jobs, money, support, and success isn’t exactly what Ted Williams needs right now, because…

Read More Golden-voiced Ted Williams seeks rehab for alcohol after fight with daughter Jenay
Gucci Mane | Spring Breakers | Style and Fashion

PHOTOS Spring Breakers’ Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tattoo on his face
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2011March 23, 2013

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream tattoos on our face! Or at least rapper Gucci Mane did before Atlanta tattoo artist Shane Willoughby gave him what he wanted with a massive three-scoop ice cream cone tattoo on the right side of his mug! Keep reading for photos of the ice cream facial during the process and after it was finished!

Read More PHOTOS Spring Breakers’ Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tattoo on his face
Camille Donatacci Grammer | Kelsey Grammer | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Kelsey Grammer in cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles
ByDarren O January 12, 2011January 20, 2011

Camille Grammer hasn’t held back very much in the heated divorce with her famous Hollywood husband Kelsey Grammer. The latest shot to the bow in her one-sided war of words came on the Howard Stern show as she insinuated that Kelsey might be a cross-dresser.

Hear what she said and then see multiple videos and images from the cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles starring Kelsey that she uses as an example.

Read More Kelsey Grammer in cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles
Andre Agassi | Celebrities

Andre Agassi auctions a peek at nude cell pic of wife Steffi Graf for charity
ByDarren O January 12, 2011March 25, 2014

Tennis legend Andre Agassi was in Taiwan for a charity event / fund raiser. In a burst of sudden insane inspiration he offered a peek at his wife Steffi Graf in the buff via a pic saved on his cell phone. The price was $4,000 and a middle-aged man was more than willing to fork over the cash for a peek at some candid Graf.

Check out the video and decide for yourself if Andre’s move was a wonderful gesture for charity or a total bonehead husband decision.

Read More Andre Agassi auctions a peek at nude cell pic of wife Steffi Graf for charity
Jersey Shore | Matt Lauer | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi | Snooki | The Today Show

VIDEO Snooki teaches Matt Lauer all about the weenis
ByDarren O January 12, 2011January 12, 2011

Watch a video clip of Snooki educating Matt Lauer on the definition of a weenis. We are all but students in the classroom of life that is Jersey Shore!

Read More VIDEO Snooki teaches Matt Lauer all about the weenis
Natalie Portman | Perfume

PHOTO Natalie Portman gets naked for Miss Dior Chérie perfume
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2011June 28, 2013

Natalie Portman takes it all off in a new print ad for the iconic Miss Dior Chérie fragrance! Keep reading for the full Monty (SFW of course) as well as info on the rest of the Portman/Dior partnership that will feature a television campaign by a very famous director.

Read More PHOTO Natalie Portman gets naked for Miss Dior Chérie perfume
Late Show with David Letterman

VIDEO: New Michigan head coach Brady Hoke on Letterman
ByDarren O January 11, 2011January 12, 2011

Michigan University has landed themselves a head football coach. His name is Brady Hoke and he appeared on Letterman back when he coached Ball State and did a funny Top 10 list on the program’s achievements for the year. Check it out!

Read More VIDEO: New Michigan head coach Brady Hoke on Letterman
Audrina Patridge

PHOTO: Audrina Patridge dazzles on cover of FHM Australia
ByStarcasm Staff January 11, 2011January 11, 2011

I know they photoshop and airbrush these men’s magazine covers. I already knew from previous “research” that Audrina Patridge might be the hottest woman in a bikini alive right now. Despite all of this, the latest cover of FHM Australia still boggles my mind!

Check out the full high-res image of Miss Patridge setting FHM’s cover on string bikini fire!

Read More PHOTO: Audrina Patridge dazzles on cover of FHM Australia
Michael Jordan

VIDEO: Grizzlies vs. Bobcats game with less than 1,000 fans
ByDarren O January 11, 2011January 11, 2011

What do you get when you mix a bad team, a major storm, and the BCS title game? Less than 1,000 fans in attendance for the Bobcats game in Charlotte last night. See a great video uploaded on YouTube by one of the die hards in attendance as you hear the home team victory announcement followed by an awkward silence while viewing thousands and thousands of empty seats.

Read More VIDEO: Grizzlies vs. Bobcats game with less than 1,000 fans
Celebrities | Cindy Barshop | Lingerie | Real Housewives of New York City

PHOTOS RHONY’s Cindy Barshop at Sonja Morgan’s Burlesque party
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2011April 7, 2011

More photos from The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Sonja Morgan’s “Show Me Your Best Burlesque” party held at The Empire Hotel on Saturday. This installment features the latest addition to the cast – vuh-jazzling spa mogul Cindy Barshop – wearing a sexy, all-black rock ‘n’ roll inspired look sure to leave you longing for the new season to begin RIGHT NOW!

Read More PHOTOS RHONY’s Cindy Barshop at Sonja Morgan’s Burlesque party
Owen Wilson

PHOTO: Owen Wilson’s future baby momma Jade Duell
ByDarren O January 11, 2011June 28, 2013

Owen Wilson made a surprising announcement to People that he was expecting a baby very soon with mystery girlfriend Jade Duell. Wilson’s camp has been very protective of the couple’s relationship but according to sources and a little piecing together of the facts it looks like the woman you see on the bicycle is the mystery momma-to-be.

Read on for two large high-res images, the deets and the sources that would certainly make it seem like this is Owen Wilson’s girl!

Read More PHOTO: Owen Wilson’s future baby momma Jade Duell
Julianne Hough | Justin Bieber

Julianne Hough: Too hot for CMT but cool enough for Bieber shades
ByDarren O January 10, 2011January 10, 2011

Check out Julianne Hough’s funny tweet out to Justin Bieber. All you need is a funny pose, a cheap pair of shades and the love of Ryan Seacrest and you too could be tweetin’ the Biebs!

Bonus Find out the 80’s classic movie that Hough is set to star in that sent this blogger into a balloon kickin’, tractor chicken challengin’ rage!

Read More Julianne Hough: Too hot for CMT but cool enough for Bieber shades
Jessica Simpson

PHOTO Jessica Simpson has a new hairdo
ByAsa Hawks January 10, 2011

Is Jessica Simpson following in the avant garde footsteps of Lady Gaga? It would seem so if this recent photo tweeted by stylist Lauren Auslander is any indication!

Read More PHOTO Jessica Simpson has a new hairdo
Brad Womack | Chantal O'Brien | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15

The Bachelor spoilers: Is Brad Womack engaged to final pick?
ByStarcasm Staff January 10, 2011March 1, 2011

UPDATE – It looks like Reality Steve was wrong about the below information. CLICK HERE to find out more! If you’ve been on the internet or read a tabloid or entertainment magazine recently, you know who Brad Womack picked during his second shot on The Bachelor (thanks to Reality Steve.) He’s been telling the press…

Read More The Bachelor spoilers: Is Brad Womack engaged to final pick?
Brad Womack | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15

PHOTO – The Bachelor’s Brad Womack & 15 contestants film Red Cross PSA
ByStarcasm Staff January 10, 2011February 5, 2011

Tonight on ABC’s The Bachelor, Brad Womack goes on one-on-one dates with two special ladies. One date includes a private Train concert and pampering at a Beverly Hills hotel. The other date goes to a carnival! Spoilers (from Reality Steve are invisible. Highlight with your cursor to read: (Ashley Herbert goes on the carnival date….

Read More PHOTO – The Bachelor’s Brad Womack & 15 contestants film Red Cross PSA
Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Teen Mom 2

PHOTO Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp arrive for court date
ByAsa Hawks January 10, 2011June 27, 2013

Reality star Jenelle Evans celebrated the series premiere of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 a day early by attending a scheduled court date at the Brunswick County courthouse in Bolivia, North Carolina with her boyfriend Kieffer Delp. The two were arrested in October for breaking and entering, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia and were scheduled to appear in court today, but when they arrived they were informed that all Brunswick County government offices were closed due to the winter storm moving through the area.

Read More PHOTO Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp arrive for court date
Laura Barron | You're Cut Off

Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere
ByDarren O January 10, 2011November 11, 2022

Check out our 10 favorite quotes from the premiere episode for season 2 of You’re Cut Off in addition to photos of the new crop of pampered princesses. For example:

“I know I’m not stupid. My high school GPA was like two-point-something but I’m not a handyman.”

Bonus You can also watch the entire first episode here before its televised premiere tonight that includes one queen bee who doesn’t even make it through the first day!

Read More Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere
Michelle Money | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15

VIDEO The Bachelor’s Michelle Money in the movie ‘Midway to Heaven’
ByAsa Hawks January 10, 2011June 27, 2013

It seems that vampire Madison Garton isn’t the only contestant on The Bachelor with an acting background! Check out this movie trailer for the film Midway To Heaven starring the aspiring Mrs. Brad Womack, 30-year-old Michelle Money! (Includes some great screen caps, including Michelle’s character’s online dating profile!)

Read More VIDEO The Bachelor’s Michelle Money in the movie ‘Midway to Heaven’
American Pickers | Danielle Colby Cushman

American Pickers’ Danielle Cushman autographed photos taken by her dad!
ByAsa Hawks January 9, 2011August 3, 2021

Are you a fan of the burlesque dancin’, roller derbyin’, tattoo-lovin’, fashion designin’ alternabilly filly and office manager extraordinaire Danielle Colby Cushman from The History Channel’s popular reality series American Pickers? Do you have and empty space on your bedroom wall, your mantle, or the inside of your locker? Would you be willing to do very little to help Danielle out and fill those voids at the same time? Then hop on over to Etsy and buy yourself an autographed picture of Danielle Cushman taken by her dad, Kevin Colby, who is selling them for $20 each to help out with medical expenses stemming from Leukemia.

Keep reading for Danielle’s intro to her father the photographer and a link to buy your own personalized Danielle picture!

Read More American Pickers’ Danielle Cushman autographed photos taken by her dad!
Jared Loughner

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner YouTube videos (5 total)
ByAsa Hawks January 8, 2011June 27, 2013

Watch five (and possibly a sixth) videos uploaded to YouTube by Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner to a YouTube account under the name Classitup10. These text-only videos seem to suggest exactly what you would expect, that Jared was a mentally unstable man who took politics very seriously.

Read More Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner YouTube videos (5 total)
Jared Loughner

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner photos from MySpace and Twitter
ByAsa Hawks January 8, 2011June 27, 2013

U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona was shot along with 12 others earlier today during a political meeting being held at a Tuscon, Arizona, grocery store. The shooter has been identified as Jared Lee Loughner, a 22-year-old student at Lima Community College in Tucson, Arizona. See the photos from his deleted MySpace profile as well as a picture of him tweeted earlier today by an associate of Giffords.

Read More Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner photos from MySpace and Twitter
Ellen | Ellen DeGeneres | Ryan Gosling

Adorable! – Ryan Gosling does Ellen in a onesie, on an exercise bike
ByStarcasm Staff January 8, 2011June 27, 2013

Sometimes the world of celebrities hands you beautiful gift, and it’s everything you didn’t know you wanted. Like when Ryan Gosling went on the Ellen show Friday, the day she was working out the entire show. So we start off with Ryan talking about living with his co-star Michelle Williams while filming Blue Valentine (and…

Read More Adorable! – Ryan Gosling does Ellen in a onesie, on an exercise bike
Celebrities

PHOTO Jeff Gordon shirtless and wife Ingrid Vandebosch in a bikini
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2011December 25, 2012

When NASCAR superstar Jeff Gordon isn’t racing on the track he’s being racy on the beach! Check out a convertiblized topless Jeff Gordon vacationing in St. Barts with his gorgeous model wife Ingrid Vandebosch, who was altering a few pole positions herself in a little black two-piece!

Read More PHOTO Jeff Gordon shirtless and wife Ingrid Vandebosch in a bikini
Hoarders

Grossest Hoarders episode ever: Glenn has 2,500 rats!
ByStarcasm Staff January 7, 2011June 27, 2013

A&E’s show Hoarders has tried very hard to disgust it’s viewership with the level of filth human beings will allow themselves to live in, but they might have topped themselves with this season’s finale featuring Glen, a guy who lives with 2,500 rats! Just like cat-people (including Lisa, the other hoarder on the season finale)…

Read More Grossest Hoarders episode ever: Glenn has 2,500 rats!
Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Teen Mom 2

MUG SHOT PHOTO Kieffer Delp, boyfriend of Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2
ByDarren O January 7, 2011June 27, 2013

Ever since we first broke news that 16 & Preganant and upcoming Teen Mom 2 cast mate Jenelle Evans was smoking marijuana while pregnant it seems like it’s been one scandal after another for the young mother. More details have come to light on her and current boyfriend Kieffer Delp’s arrest including our boy’s mug shot. Find out the latest for the trouble-making mommy as we gear up for next week’s premiere of TM2!

Read More MUG SHOT PHOTO Kieffer Delp, boyfriend of Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2
Farrah Abraham | Teen Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham bikini photos!
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2011June 27, 2013

During her recent vacation to Orlando, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham took time out of her busy parenting schedule to bask in the Florida sunshine and show off her amazing post-pregnancy body in a skimpy string bikini! Keep reading for all the Teen Momtrulescent glory!

Read More Teen Mom Farrah Abraham bikini photos!
Chantal O'Brien | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15

PHOTOS – Who is The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien’s ex-husband Jason Vena?
ByStarcasm Staff January 7, 2011February 7, 2011

SPOILER ALERT! The Bachelor contestant and rumored F1 of Brad Womack’s second season on the ABC reality show, Chantal O’Brien, has a recent divorce in her past! Reality Steve, who named Chantal as the final rose recipient, claims that she’s got a back story that’s tabloid ready, but so far her divorce to almost-successful musician…

Read More PHOTOS – Who is The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien’s ex-husband Jason Vena?
Brad Womack | Celebrities | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15 | The Bachelorette

Former ‘Bachelorette’ DeAnna Pappas blogs about being rejected by ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack
ByDarren O January 7, 2011February 5, 2011

When Bachelor Brad Womack decided not to give a rose to either of the final two girls during his first run he sent fans into a tailspin. One of these two ladies was DeAnna Pappas who went on to become The Bachelorette to find love not with her selection but with the brother of a previous Bachelorette contestant!

Well DeAnna has decide to blog about Brad’s return providing thoughts on the hunky Texan and the girls who are vying for his love including who her favorites are and who she thinks the next Bachelorette will be!

Read More Former ‘Bachelorette’ DeAnna Pappas blogs about being rejected by ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack
News

Man arrested for intent to detonate home made sex toy explosive while in use
ByDarren O January 7, 2011June 27, 2013

I’ve heard many a news of the weird revenge stories in my line of work but one Mr. Terry Allen Lester may just be the Dr. Evil of mulleted angry boyfriends. You see Terry had a plan and that plan involved buckshot, gun powder, wiring, a trigger and most importantly a Trojan horse in the form of a sex toy left for his ex-girlfriend. That’s right blogosphere, Terry Lester made a bomb out of a sex toy and allegedly had plans to detonate it later while in use by his intended target. Read on for the wicked deets that’s sending “vibrations” through the interwebs.

Read More Man arrested for intent to detonate home made sex toy explosive while in use
Mug Shots | News | Ted Williams

13 MUG SHOT PHOTOS of Ted Williams, the homeless ‘man with the golden voice’
ByAsa Hawks January 6, 2011June 27, 2013

Before becoming an overnight media sensation, “The Man With The Golden Voice” Ted Williams was apparently using his amazing vocal talents to unsuccessfully try to talk himself out of trouble. Keep reading to see 13 different mug shots from a criminal past that includes arrests for theft, robbery, escape, forgery and drug possession!

Read More 13 MUG SHOT PHOTOS of Ted Williams, the homeless ‘man with the golden voice’
Deena Nicole Cortese | Jersey Shore

PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese bikini, red carpet and partying pics
ByAsa Hawks January 6, 2011June 27, 2013

Jersey Shore returns to desterilize America’s living rooms tonight with a third season of their Garden State flavored brand of hedonism that millions of fans (like me!) gobble up like so much high-calorie low-nutrition fast food value meals! Keep reading to check out the latest addition to the menu, 23-year-old Deena Nicole Cortese, the self-proclaimed “party in a body” hand-selected by Snooki to stir up even more drama in the only beach house currently under quarantine by the CDC!

Read More PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese bikini, red carpet and partying pics
Jersey Shore | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Does Snooki need rehab for her drinking problem?
ByStarcasm Staff January 6, 2011June 27, 2013

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzo is a charming little fireball who took the world by storm with her guido and guidette friends on MTV’s Jersey Shore last year. They became pop culture icons for their over-the-top personalities, penchant for alcohol binges and the indiscriminate sexual activity that can accompany it. Most people who have been to college,…

Read More Does Snooki need rehab for her drinking problem?
Homeless Man Radio Voice | Ted Williams

VIDEO: Golden voiced Ted Williams 2008 ‘I Got My Whiskey’ promo
ByDarren O January 6, 2011June 27, 2013

If you’re like us and can’t get enough of the golden voiced Ted Williams then check out this incredible video clip for a 2008 promo that he did the voice over for. So what’s the event he’s pushing you ask? The answer would be; Mel Waiter’s BYOB New Years Eve show in Columbus, Ohio for his “I Got My Whiskey” tour. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself!

Read More VIDEO: Golden voiced Ted Williams 2008 ‘I Got My Whiskey’ promo
Farrah Abraham | Teen Mom

PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and Sophia ride a camel
ByAsa Hawks January 6, 2011April 19, 2013

Just a day late for hump day Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham tweeted a photo of herself and daughter Sophia enjoying a ride on a camel in Arizona. Keep reading for all the camelicious fun and find out how her trip went!

Read More PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and Sophia ride a camel
Amanda Michalka

Michalka sisters heat up People’s Choice red carpet
ByDarren O January 6, 2011January 6, 2011

Amanda and Alyson Michalka who form the sister duo band 78Violet wowed on the red carpet yesterday for the 2011 People’s Choice Awards. The Disney vets who recently changed their band name from Aly & AJ took separate fashion paths but both looked amazing as the wall of cameras on hand couldn’t get enough. Check these sexy sisters out!

Read More Michalka sisters heat up People’s Choice red carpet
Faith Hill | Style and Fashion | Without Makeup

Celeb hotties without makeup: Faith Hill edition
ByDarren O January 6, 2011June 27, 2013

That folks is Faith Hill when she’s caught in the NYC without makeup! Read on for additional photos including a side-by-side comparison of a gussied up vs., well, THAT and find out why even during this moment Faith showed why we and her fans think so highly of her!

Read More Celeb hotties without makeup: Faith Hill edition
Olivia Palermo

PHOTOS Olivia Palermo barely wears a bikini in St. Barts with beau Johannes Huebl
ByAsa Hawks January 5, 2011June 27, 2013

Just when I think I’ve got my favorite body type all worked out something (or someone) comes along and throws a monkey wrench into the works. Such was the case when I saw these junk under the hoodless photos of The City star Olivia Palermo striking sexy poses on the beaches of St. Barts! Keep reading to broaden your horizons too!

Read More PHOTOS Olivia Palermo barely wears a bikini in St. Barts with beau Johannes Huebl
Homeless Man Radio Voice | News | Ted Williams

VIDEO PHOTO “Golden-voiced” homeless dude Ted Williams gets multiple job offers
ByStarcasm Staff January 5, 2011December 25, 2012

Ted Williams, the homeless guy from Columbus, Ohio with a golden voice got his life changed by the internet! A dude with a camera asked him to make good on displaying the “God Given GIft” advertised on his begging sign, and Mr. Williams, a former radio announcer whose life went sour when he turned to…

Read More VIDEO PHOTO “Golden-voiced” homeless dude Ted Williams gets multiple job offers
Before and After | Janice Dickinson | Plastic Surgery | The Knife and Needle | Throwback

How much plastic surgery has Janice Dickinson had? Before and After pics
ByStarcasm Staff January 5, 2011June 29, 2014

Janice Dickinson has had a long career in the spotlight, both as a crazy-successful supermodel, and more recently she’s found work as a notorious reality-show personality. She can be seen right now on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew recovering from alcohol and prescription drug addiction. Like many addicts, Janice uses drugs and alcohol to…

Read More How much plastic surgery has Janice Dickinson had? Before and After pics
Brett Favre | News

VIDEO Taiwanese NMA.tv’s CGI animation of Brett Favre sexual harassment lawsuit
ByAsa Hawks January 5, 2011December 25, 2012

Just in case you weren’t clear about the details in the recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed by massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole against NFL quarterback Brett Favre the wonderful folks at Next Media Animation (NMA.tv) have provided yet another one of their Pulitzer-worthy CGI animations to illustrate exactly what happened!

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Jill Zarin | Ramona Singer | Real Housewives of New York City | Red Carpet

PHOTOS RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin at “Season of the Witch” premiere
ByAsa Hawks January 5, 2011February 1, 2011

Season of the Witch held it’s premiere at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square theater in New York City last night and in addition to the film’s stars Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman and Claire Foy the red carpet was also graced by Big Apple Bravolebrities Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer! Keep reading for pictures of Jill and Ramona as well as Mario Singer, Avery Singer and Bobby Zarin! (Oh, and did Ramona get a boob job or what?!?)

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Duran Duran | Music | Style and Fashion

Simon Le Bon’s famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades
ByDarren O January 5, 2011December 25, 2012

In a recent interview with Q Magazine Duran Duran lead singer Simon Le Bon unloaded quite a shocking bit of information when he revealed that his famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades. See photos and a video of his ‘banana’ and in case you’re wondering; yes he IS talking about peen in the quote!

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Humor | Kanye West | Sesame Street

VIDEO Muppets perform Kanye West’s “Monster” (explicit)
ByAsa Hawks January 4, 2011June 27, 2013

Kanye West has often complained that people don’t get his music. Thanks to this Youtube video I’m beginning to think that it’s not Kanye or his music’s fault but people’s, because it seems obvious that muppets completely get it! Probably because they were raised on the street…

Sesame Street that is!

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Humor | Jimmy Kimmel Live! | Kanye West

VIDEO Josh Groban sings Kanye West tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live
ByAsa Hawks January 4, 2011May 16, 2011

Another miner has struck gold in the hills of Kanye West’s tweets! Following in the footsteps of the memetastic New Yorker cartoons with Kanye tweets as captions and the addictive process of Kanye tweet Tracy Jordanization achieved by adding “Liz Lemon” before each of Kanye’s literary gems is “Oscar and Grammy nominee” Josh Groban, who has recorded 752 songs of Kanyeisms on 48 CDs – all of which with lyrics containing 140 characters or less!

Keep reading for the emotionally moving commercial and order your Josh Grobanye today!

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Homeless Man Radio Voice | News | Ted Williams

VIDEO Homeless man Ted Williams has best radio voice in America
ByDarren O January 4, 2011June 27, 2013

Homeless man Ted Williams from Columbus, Ohio has a home made sign that reads:

“I have a God given gift of voice, I’m an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times. PLEASE! any help will be greatfully appreciated. Thank you and God bless you. Happy Holidays.”

See the incredible video that backs up his claim and demonstrates a voice that could move mountains. What a clip!

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Celebrities | Humor | Robert De Niro

Robert De Niro making funny faces for soft-core ‘Sam’s Song’
ByDarren O January 4, 2011January 4, 2011

Legendary actor Robert De Niro recently stated that he enjoyed working on a soft-core film called “Sam’s Song.” The film, from ’69 of course, features a mind blowingly mustached De Niro cavorting around with a hot young blond. Read De Niro’s comments about the role and the full SFW version of the film right here!

Bonus: See arguably the best funny face gallery in existence that I was able to pull from the film. It may just overtake “Sad Keanu” as the new viral image trend!

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