PHOTO: Audrina Patridge dazzles on cover of FHM Australia

Audrina Patridge covers FHM Australia

I know they photoshop and airbrush these men’s magazine covers.  I already knew from previous “research” that Audrina Patridge might be the hottest woman in a bikini alive right now.  Despite all of this, the latest cover of FHM Australia still boggles my mind!

Patridge, who is set to get her own reality show, sizzles in a ridiculously form fitting big uns’ hugging red string bikini.  In the interview that accompanies the bikini photos, yes they still do those for Audrina, she told FHM that she’d be glad to “flash a booty” or give “a bit of boob” if a movie role called for it.  Are you listening casting directors!?!

The show to air on VH1 will follow Audrina as she attempts to further her career in Hollywood.  If the producers have any sense they will find any and every reason under the sun to get her in bikinis.  Nothing guarantees ratings or selling magazines but Miss Patridge rocking a two-piece has to be as close as you can get to a sure thing right now.

Audrina, you are on fire!