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PHOTOS – Kim Kardashian’s somber post-divorce red carpet look

Kim Kardashian stepped out for the first time Wednesday night since she filed for divorce Monday. She appeared looking somber with sister Khloe dressed down from her usual bright-colored and sexy style for the Kardashian Kollection handbag launch at Hugo’s in Sydney, Australia.

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Gwen Stefani was the belle of Kate Hudson’s Halloween bash in stunning Cinderella costume

This is the Cinderella dress that kicks the ass of all others! Gwen Stefani showed us all how a decadent fairytale princess rolls in the Disney-inspired powder blue Cinderella gown.

Disney’s version is so vanilla compared to this creation with all the gold and embellishments.

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PHOTOS Top 10 dog costumes at 2011 Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade

Every year hundreds of peeps and pooches gather together in Tompkins Square Park in New York City with their furry four-footed friends dressed to the ca-nines in their Halloween best for the annual Halloween Dog Parade. This year featured a fine field of five hundred or so entrants with Howl-oween looks that ranged from a rat-infested subway car to Lady Gaga. So of course we had to do a Top 10 list!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Beyonce wearing fake prosthetic baby bump on “Sunday Night HD”? Is she really pregnant

Early in September a rumor was started claiming singer Beyonce wore a prosthetic baby bump when she unveiled her pregnancy at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in August. According to the rumor the singer wasn’t as far along as she claimed and she wore the fake baby bump so that her pregnancy would be more visible. With little evidence to support the claims the rumor has since all but died off… Until last night! Beyonce reignited the rumor mill when her pregnant belly appeared to implode during her appearance on the show Sunday Night HD! Keep reading to see the shocking photos, watch the video, and even check out a brief animated gif highlighting what has to be a fake baby bump!

Happy Britney Spears good weave
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PHOTOS – Britney Spears looks amazing and happy in Paris

Britney Spears was snapped in Paris today coming out of the Westin Hotel full of happiness, bluebirds, and butterflies.

Not only was she fresh-faced and bcomingly grinning, but her weave has never looked better. (Maybe helping this homeless dude get some of her music has really give her that extra “spark” and helped her weave perk up like it smelled a fresh caramel Frappuccino somewhere.)

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga puts modern spin on Mad Men in revealing retro white lace look

The Gagarazzi were on hand to snap some pics of the Mother Monster as she exited a London hotel on her way to the ITV studios. The planet’s foremost avant-garde fashionista did little to disappoint as she wore a lacy white see-through top with matching white mini skirt, gloves, fur stole, and surreal horn-rimmed eyewear. So as to not be completely colorless, Lady Gaga slapped on an intimidating pair of junior high school seafoam green wall paint colored high heels and matched the shade with tints in her otherwise blonde retro Snooki pouf hairdo.

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PHOTOS Kristen Stewart as Snow White sneaking a cigarette and riding a horse… in armor!

See photos of Kristen Stewart from the set of Snow White and the Huntsman in her full suit of armor majestically riding horseback on the beaches of Wales! Oh, and sneaking a cigarette break by the wheel of a pick-up truck. Snow White, you’ve come a long way baby!

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PHOTOS Nicki Minaj wears pink fried chicken wing necklace to I Heart Radio music festival

Rapper Nicki Minaj is no stranger to eccentric fashion choices, and her choice of cleavage bling for the I Heart Radio music festival this weekend is something you have to KFC to believe! Perhaps inspired by Lady Gaga’s famous meat dress, Nicki accessorized with a bit of protein of her own with a hot pink fried chicken wing necklace! Keep reading for photos of her fried fowl fashion faux pas!

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PHOTOS Martha Stewart becomes MOTHa Stewart in a Lady Gaga inspired Halloween costume

Who says 70-year-old Martha Stewart is out of touch? The ex-con craft maven graces the cover of Martha Stewart: Halloween 2011 in a Lady Gaga inspired Motha Stewart look as part of her “B-Movie Blowout” themed article. Keep reading to see photos of the new Motha Monster and find out about her latest empire building business endeavor!

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Ke$ha being not so trashy for line of signature Casio Baby-G watches

You know you have a pretty trashy image when wearing fish nets, black satin, and roller skates is “cleaning up!” But that’s exactly the case with dumpster hipster Ke$ha who toned down her Sleaza Minelli persona in some promotional photos for her new line of limited edition Baby-G watches. Keep reading for the no quarantine necessary pics and info on her new “TiK ToK” accessories!

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PHOTOS Jessie J redefines “spacesuit” in a purple cosmos body suit

Only being able to use one leg hasn’t cramped the flamboyant style of singer Jessie J! The hobbled fashion basher was photographed Tuesday night after a performance at Sketch nightclub in London still wearing her purple and black cosmos body suit, complete with matching purple hair and her now infamous cast. Keep reading to see the entire Jessie J universe and read her reaction to the disappointing news that she will not be able to perform during the upcoming Katy Perry California Dreams Tour.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Chelsea Houska how-to hair tutorial

Here at Starcasm we’re patently aware that Teen Mom is taking over the reality universe, and as part of that takeover one of the stars has set a popular new fashion trend. No, it’s not Gary’s Belden Lineman Camp t-shirt, it’s Chelsea Houska’s impeccable hair! See a detailed video on how to do the “Houska” yourself at home as well as a photo-by-photo image breakdown of the style that’s sweeping the nation!

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner’s runway debut at Sherri Hill Fashion Week show

On Tuesday we shared photos of Kylie Jenner walking the runway for the first time modeling the Abbey Dawn line designed by Avril Lavigne, and now we have Kylie’s older sister Kendall Jenner making her catwalk debut at the Sherri Hill Spring 2012 fashion show! Keep reading for lots of photos of the very photogenic Kendall as well as the tweets of support from the Kardashian family!

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PHOTOS Kylie Jenner walks the runway in Avril Lavigne’s Abbey Dawn show

See Kylie Jenner’s latest step as one of the heiress apparents to the Kardashian Empire throne int he form of photos from her debut as a runway model in Monday’s Avril Lavigne designed Abbey Dawn show during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. (Includes a photo of her joyful family laughing and cheering her on from the front row.)

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PHOTO RHoBH’s Kyle Richards with daughters Portia Umansky and Sophia Umansky

Kyle Richards took her two youngest daughters Sophia and Portia to The Red CARpet Event prmoting child safety held in in Pacific Palisades, California on Saturday. Keep reading to see photos of the lovely family trio and to find out more about the event, including which former beauty queen was behind it!

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Project Runway SPOILER Anya Ayoung-Chee finale runway show at Fashion Week

In a bit of spoiler subterfuge all nine remaining designers in the current season of Project Runway showed their collections at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week on Friday. Only a few of them received consistently positive reviews from critics, including Anya Ayoung-Chee, which has many speculating her Caribbean-themed collection may be one of the actual three final contenders. Keep reading for photos of all ten of Anya’s looks from the runway and see what you think!

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PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt wins 2011 ‘Fashion Night Out’ Best Dressed Award

Golden Globe nominated actress Jennifer Love Hewitt takes home our Best Dressed Award from 2011 Fashion Night Out with her Ferrarivescent sleek red dress at the Project Runway finale show held earlier today. (That sound you hear is The Bachelor Ben Flajnik crying into his wine glass.)

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PHOTO Marge Simpson’s unfortunate fashion choice at ‘Relatively Speaking’ meet and greet

Julie Kavner, the voice of Marge Simpson, takes home the “Fashion Night Out” worst dressed award after deciding to liven up the meet and greet for the cast of the Broadway production of Relatively Speaking earlier today by wearing a see-through midnight blue top combined with white socks and sandals. (The appropriate response to her fashion choice could only be “D’oh!”)

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PHOTOS Madonna wows in butterfly dress at “W.E.” Venice Film Festival Premiere

The film W.E. had it’s World Premiere at the Venice Film Festival earlier today and director Madonna was on hand for the occasion looking downright ravishing in a sheer lavender dress adorned with hundreds of little red butterflies. Keep to see a downright gleeful looking Queen of Pop along with W.E. cast members James D’Arcy, Andrea Riseborough, Abbie Cornish, Annabelle Wallis and Oscar Isaac

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PHOTOS JWoww hosts party at Pure Nightclub with boyfriend Roger Matthews

Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took the Shore to Sin City last night as she and boyfriend Roger Matthews hosted a party at Caesar’s Palace’s Pure Nightclub. Keep reading for photos of the couple on the red carpet and inside the club, including a couple photos taken by JWoww herself of her fans partying below!

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Top Four normal-ish Lady Gaga outfits

Lady Gaga usually either runs around in her underwear, like a deli, or in some sort of contraption not shaped for a human (or any mammal or creature walking this earth.) It’s often entertaining, but rarely functional.

Now, thought Gaga is doing the most shocking thing of all: dressing in clothes that real human women could wear; fancy, flamboyant, human women, but real, biological women all the same. She’s still unleashing with the interesting colors and designs (like the gorgeous houndstooth-to-toe number that evoked Glenn Close’s Cruella DeVille,) but she’s also been spotted out in just heels and a little black dress.

Teen Mom Gary Shirley's Aeropostale shirt blurred out, censored by MTV
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PHOTOS Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley censored, Aeropostalegate continues

See the first pictures of MTV’s censorship of Gary Shirley’s Aeropostale wardrobe after the company insisted he stop wearing their clothes. Plus! Meet my new favorite character from Teen Mom! (HINT: We haven’t been formally introduced to this character yet but he/she loves hanging out at Gary’s mom’s house!)

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PHOTOS Anne Hathaway flawlessly promoting flawful film ‘One Day’ at London premiere

Actress Anne Hathaway was in London, England today for the European Premiere of her new film, One Day. While the film has received an avalanche of bad reviews from critics, Anne earned her usual five stars on the red carpet by packing her lithe figure into a form-fitting nude illusion full-length sleeveless white lace dress that was nothing short of thintrulescent! Keep reading for the Hathaway eye joy as well as some snippets from a number of the more scathing reviews of the film.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries depart LAX for a quickie honeymoon

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have denied reports they are taking a honeymoon, but the two were photographed earlier today at LAX where they reportedly boarded a plane for a quickie European getaway! See photos of Kim and the Beanstalk before their departure including a great picture of Kim Kardashian’s blinged out wedding ring! (You can sort of see it there behind that engagement boulder.)

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Rihanna drops $23,000 a week to maintain her mane

Now we know why Rihanna wants to stand under her umbrella, because girl drops $23,000 a week to maintain her mane with stylist Ursula Stephen! Get the deets about Rihanna’s well paid head of hair and then see a great video that introduces you to the self-made sister Stephen who’s so hot she doesn’t even discuss money with her celeb clients now.

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Abercrombie & Fitch offers The Situation “substantial” cash to stop wearing their clothes

It looks like we have an Abercrombie & Fitchuation! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is getting paid to… not wear clothes?

Fellow MTV star Gary Shirley of Teen Mom was recently asked by Aeropostale to stop wearing their shirts, and now The Situation has been offered cash by Abercrombie & Fitch to stop wearing their clothes while filming Jersey Shore. Gary got the short end of the stick on this deal, nobody offered a “substantial payment” to ItsGaryTime to control his sartorial choices!

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PHOTOS Banana Republic introduces ‘Mad Men’ inspired clothing line for men and women

Do you long for the more refined style of the 1960s American upper class? Does watching Mad Men on AMC make your Ed Hardy shirt seem extra douchey? Does your office have too little smoke and too many female executives? If your answer to the first two questions is “yes” then keep reading to check out Banana Republic’s limited edition Mad Men collection with over 60 retro pieces inspired by the AMC television show! (If your answer to the third question is “yes” then you are probably a misogynist smoker who probably wouldn’t shop at Banana Republic any way.)

Gary Shirley has been asked by Aeropostale to stop wearing their clothes. Leah is not pleased
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Aeropostale asks Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley to stop wearing their clothes

In one of the most un-American moves in the history of the fashion industry, Aeropostal has reportedly “reached out” to Teen Mom star Gary Shirley and demanded that he no longer wear their clothes! Keep reading for all the fascist fashion details, read fans’ horrified reactions, and sign up for the “Let Gary Shirley wear Aeropostale” Facebook page!

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PHOTOS – Best friends Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato hug and cuddle at Teen Choice Awards

There’s been some talk about a rivalry between the two teen sensations, but Selena put those rumors to rest this March when she called Demi her best and oldest friend. They first met when they were 6 years old on Barney together, and their bond has been impenetrable ever since:

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PHOTOS Lucy Hale’s heel-less shoes and revealing dress at 2011 Teen Choice Awards

Pretty Little Liars actress Lucy Hale not only took home the 2011 Teen Choice Awards trophy for Choice Female Summer TV Star, but also two separate starcasm awards for most shocking (in a good way) fashion statements on the red blue carpet! In addition to wearing a wildly revealing off white and bold black lined dress Lucy was sporting some amazing black heel-less Giuseppe Zanotti platform shoes you have to see to believe!

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PHOTO Not too skinny LeAnn Rimes visits Nobu restaurant to stay that way

LeAnn Rimes met her husband Eddie Cibrian for dinner at Nobu in Malibu Monday night wearing a tiny pair of leopard print shorts and a black tank top, showing off her controversially thin frame. Check out the photo and “weigh in” on the “too thin or not too thin” debate and read what the full-time Tweeter LeAnn had to say about her fashion choice!

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PHOTO Deena Cortese moons New Jersey, New Jersey yawns

It’s only eight days until the Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere, but the cast is still hard at work filming Season 5 in their old stomping grounds of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and for Deena Nicole Cortese that means trying to come up with new and creative ways to expose her Badeenadonk. Keep reading to see her latest assposure involving Snooki, a short skirt and a very large inner tube.

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PHOTO Lady Gaga in flowing leopard print after KIIS FM interview with JoJo

Lady Gaga left the KIIS FM studios in Los Angeles earlier today literally looking like an easy, breezy covergirl in a flowing leopard print dress with bright red gloves and heels. The outfit brought me great joy, but for the girl sipping Starbucks in the background – not so much.

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PHOTOS Katy Perry in a Smurfette dress at ‘The Smurfs’ Premiere

The Smurfs movie had its world premiere tonight at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City and singer Katy Perry, who voices Smurfette in the film, brought her character to life on the red blue carpet in a sexy little Smurfette dress bound to make most any man want to Smurf her! (Smurf = ogle on your computer screen) Keep reading for all the Smurfy Perry glory!

UPDATED with a back view of the dress and a photo of Katy’s Smurf nails!

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This is how 77-year-old Giorgio Armani rolls

Fashion mogul and living legend Giorgio Armani has designed suits for England’s National Football team, he’s an innovator being the first designer to ban models with a body index of less than 18 and the 77-year-old Italian billionaire looks freaking good in Speedos! See photos of Speedorgio that would put men half his age (like me for instance) to shame.

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PHOTOS Audrina Patridge goes topless for Bongo Jeans adverts

Nothing sells jeans like bare breasts! Actually you can pretty much inserts whatever product you like in the place of “jeans” and you’ll do alright, especially if you’ve got “The Hills” of Audrina Patridge working for you! Such is the case with Bongo Jeans, who recently signed the reality star as their spokesmodel and quickly got her down to some fashion essentials: a pair of jeans and some epic black stiletto heels.

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga goes with black leather and face lace for Howard Stern appearance

See Lady Gaga’s multiple dominatrix-themed outfits she wore for her appearance on The Howard Stern Show earlier today that included some vicious thigh-high black leather boots, a transparent plastic skirt and… face lace? Also, listen to LG’s powerful acoustic performance of “Edge of Glory” from the show!

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PHOTOS Emma Watson Potter premiere gown fail

I love Emma Watson and the way she has matured with classic style into a woman before the public’s eyes but she hit a fashion speed bump at yesterday’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in New York City. See the Bottega Veneta gown that, as you can see looked great from the waist up, but…….. well you just have to see it.

Bonus: Catch my most random side-by-side visual as I compare Emma’s gown to the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton transforms for V magazine

V magazine has released their “Transformations” issue and Paris Hilton takes the concept fashion-wise to the extreme as she is borderline unrecognizable with bangs while looking fierce. It’s a great photo spread and an interesting write up too. Check out some photos from the layout and find out how Paris has managed to stay in the spotlight for going on 15 years now.

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PHOTOS Where Are They Now? Danielle Staub edition

Occasionally we here at starcasm like to update our readers on the whereabouts of former Real Housewives of New Jersey “prostitution w***” Danielle Staub not only because some fans may be interested to see how she extends her 15 minutes of fame (we’ve already had a sex tape and brief music career), but also as a public service to those who feel safer just knowing where she is. For those of you in the Las Vegas area you may want to lock your doors and secure your dining room tables to the floor because the jersey drama mama was in Sin City Friday night to host a pre-party for her new reality series Famous Food scheduled to premiere on VH1 July 10. Keep reading for the photos and little more info on the show’s other infamous cast members!

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PHOTO Countess LuAnn, Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon in Burlesque costumes

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City featured a burlesque-themed party thrown by the undergarment averse (and financially troubled) Sonja Morgan, and the rest of the cast showed their support by attending in a variety of costumes ranging from risque to mundane. Check out the mostly non-Team Sonja trio of the Countess, Kelly and Jill in their rather lackluster burlesque interpretations and watch a clip of Sonja once again baring her derriere while reciting some not-so-cleverly disguised poetic barbs aimed at some of her housewife adversaries! (Includes links to previous posts with slightly more racy costumes worn by the likes of Ramona, Alex and… Mario?)

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PHOTOS: Skilled pap snaps Selena Gomez shopping in red lipstick and glitter

Teen pop star and Justin Bieber’s best girl Selena Gomez spent some time shopping in London yesterday in between promoting her new album When the Sun Goes Down, and she looked simply stunning in bright red lipstick and a glittery shirt (he nails were also painted a silver glitter.)

There were tons of paparazzi there, capturing her every move. Even more interesting than Selena’s look, however, is that one pap (Ian Lawrence) stood out from the rest, and captured some really gorgeous shots with artistic flair.

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PHOTOS: True Grit’s Hailee Steinfeld models for Miu Miu

Hailee Steinfeld, Starcasm favorite ingenue and breakout star of last year’s True Grit, is now modeling for Miu Miu, Prada’s line for young girls. The 15-year-old landed the gig after catching Miuccia Prada’s eye when she attended the Academy Awards this year in her stunning age-appropriate Marchesa gown. Hailee’s stylist Karla Welch said they formed…

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PHOTOS BIO Model Cassi Colvin from Big Brother Season 13

There are eight new houseguests for Season 13 of Big Brother but you may not notice seven of them thanks to eye magnet Cassi Colvin – a 26-year-old lingerie and swimsuit model originally from Dallas, Texas. Keep reading for some background on Cassi as well as numerous eye-popping photos that will almost guarantee half of you will be signing up for the Big Brother 24-hour live feed!

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My new favorite Jill Zarin photo: arriving at Cirque du Soleil ‘Zarkana’ Premiere

Jill Zarin and her daughter Ally attended the World Premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s ‘Zarkana’ at Radio City Music Hall Wednesday night and some of the costumed cast posed with Jill for a photo that looked like a promotional shot from a Bravo remake of The Wizard of Oz! (And I mean that in a good way!) Also includes a photo of just Jill and another of Jill and her daughter outside the theater.

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Where can you get Rachel Zoe’s awesome Bugaboo Missoni stroller?

When you’ve got the fashion rep that stylist and reality star Rachel Zoe has than you better represent when you’re strolling your baby-boy Skyler around Beverly Hills. Well Zoe is doing just that by providing her little bundle of joy one of the best baby rides you can buy. It’s a special edition Bugaboo stroller that is canopied with vibrant Missoni fabric. How exclusive is it? Well Rachel has been spotted out with this bad little strollin’ rascal even before it was available for purchase. But now if you’ve got the bank to give your little one the Zoe treatment here is how you can get your very own, but be prepared for sticker shock!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian shops for wedding dress at Vera Wang

There’s been much talk about how Kim Kardashian wants her wedding to be huge, like wicked mega big, like maybe even bigger than William and Kate’s “I do’s.” Well if that’s the case than one of the most important “news items” that will be discussed this year will be her wedding dress and I just so happen to have photos of THE ONE! There I go kidding again, I don’t have that because men in black would come take me away to reality Guantanamo but I do have photos of the future Mrs. Humphries shopping for wedding dresses at Vera Wang in New York City. See camera crews, her sister Kourtney and Vera Wang herself as Kim discusses her gown options including what the alteration is going to run her for her most famous asset!

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PHOTO True Grit’s Hailee Steinfeld models for Miu Miu

Hailee Steinfeld exploded onto the pop culture landscape with her Oscar nominated performance as Mattie Ross in the Coen Brothers’ great remake of the film True Grit. She’s now taking on the fashion scene and if this first look from her new role as the face of Miu Miu is any indication she has a bright future in this field as well. Check Hailee out and find out what her next major film role will be.

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber wears a “Saved By the Bell” Kelly Kapowski shirt to MMVAs

Justin Bieber was a big winner at the 2011 MuchMusic Awards, taking home two trophies for Ur Fave Artist and International Video of the Year at the event held in Toronto. Another big winner at the MMVAs was actress Tiffani Thiessen whose Saved By the Bell character Kelly Kapowski was featured prominently on The Biebs t-shirt! Keep reading to see Justin’s homage to the pinnacle of ’80s fashion as well as the original iconic image that helped usher in puberty for millions of red-blooded American boys!

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PHOTOS Kristen Stewart in a safety pin dress at 2011 MTV Movie Awards

As the only female member of the Holy Twilight Trinity actress Kristen Stewart had a lot of pressure heading into the 2011 MTV Movie Awards last night, which is essentially just another name for the Annual Twilight Awards. So what did the notoriously publicity-averse Stewart do? She wore a blood red dress with hundreds of safety pins, metal studs, and stars all over it! And let me be the first to say… it looked awesome!

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PHOTOS Scarlett Johansson’s short red Black Widow hair at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards

Scarlett Johansson revealed her new shorter red hairstyle last night as she strutted the red carpet tile at Spike TV’s 5th Annual 2011 ‘Guys Choice Awards’ in Los Angeles. It is assumed the new ‘do is for her character Black Widow in Joss Whedon’s Marvel epic The Avengers, currently filming in New Mexico and scheduled to be released May 4, 2012.

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PHOTOS O’ The Weekend – Kim Kardashian’s giant engagement ring gets papped plus Princess Cake!

OMG, Kim Kardashian got engaged! And she had a gigantic ring, a People cover and filmed the Bacheloresque rose petal engagement for television. Then her family threw her a huge party with an elaborate princess cake and glitter ponies. Next, there was talk about a pre-nup so her fiance, NBA athlete Kris Humphries, can’t take…