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VIDEO – Snooki is a cartwheelin’ Wrestlingmaniac!

Being shameless has helped our favorite Jersey Shore personality Snooki achieve dizzying levels of fame and success for doing little else but being shameless. Even after the Jersey Shore glittery spray tan fades (and the zeitgeist seems to suggest it already has,) Snooki will find a way to survive in luxury with nothing but her…

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PHOTOS Emily Maynard and daughter attacked by wild lynx

Rose receiver Emily Maynard and her daughter got the V.I.P. treatment as they took in last night’s Charlotte Bobcat home game. Home game means that Emily is still in North Carolina which is a long ways from Austin, Texas where Bachelor Brad Womack still lives. See the cute photos including the Bobcat mascot Rufus Lynx giving the girls a big ol’ cuddly hug and find out the latest on the couple including Emily’s explanation as to why Brad Womack deleted his short-lived Twitter account.

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Emily Maynard is moving to Texas to be with Brad Womack?

To quote Texas legend Willie Nelson, “It’s been rough and rocky traveling” for The Bachelor‘s Brad Womack and his fiancee Emily Maynard since she took home the final rose. But, after seeming to take a few steps back the couple is reportedly taking a small step forward because Emily is packing her bags (And her daughter Ricki!) and moving to Texas to be with Brad! Keep reading for the details on this still-possible happily ever after!

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Bachelorette Ashley Hebert’s sister Chrystie Hebert Corns to be on Extreme Couponing reality show

It looks like reality television runs in the Hebert family. Bachelorette Ashley Hebert‘s sister Chrystie Hebert Corns will be featured on an upcoming TLC reality series about couponing, Extreme Couponing. That’s right, this is EXTREME, not your run-of-the-mill everyday lazy couponer who has a stash of expired coupons in an overstuffed drawer. Chrystie, who will…

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Is NeNe Leakes dating Celebrity Apprentice nemesis Star Jones’ ex husband?

Nene Leakes has been publicly feuding with her Celebrity Apprentice co-star Star Jones Real Housewives-style for weeks, but it looks like their rift might have just gotten personal. Is NeNe’s new boyfriend Star Jones’ ex-husband? Nene (who is divorcing her husband Gregg) has been flirting via Twitter with Al Reynolds, who was married to Star…

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PHOTOS Who are Alana Lee’s boy crush and mean girl enemy in the video for “Butterflies”?

The comments are going crazy, the emails are flowing in: Who is the boy in Alana Lee’s “Butterflies”? And who is the mean girl? Starcasm’s got the scoop on Anthony Ballestero and Kyndall Slotemaker, the actors in one of YouTube’s hottest videos!

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Teen Mom video: How much money did Jenelle fraudulently charge on her mom Barbara’s credit cards?

Last week’s Teen Mom 2 episode saw Jenelle and her bummy boyfriend Kieffer Delp take a road trip to Jersey on her mom Barbara’s dime. While relaxing over a dinner of sushi and hibachi grill, Barbara called demanding to know what happened to her credit card. The nerve! Jenelle has a point that Barbara is…

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans finds out Jace has a brother

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is a headline machine – and not in a good way. The latest drama from the Oak Island mama is from OK! magazine, who reveal in their current issue that Jenelle recently found out that her baby daddy Andrew Lewis has fathered another child! Keep reading for the latest chapter in the Jenellian drama epic!

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“Friday” singer Rebecca Black is going on tour! Coming to a mall near you!

Cashing in on the success of her viral YouTube video for the song “Friday” singer Rebecca Black is following in the footsteps of teen pop pioneers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson with a tour of malls across America! Keep reading for the tour poster and all the dates! (How could you live with yourself knowing you missed the next Britney Spears playing in front of a dollar store?!?)

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Who is Chantal O’Brien dating?

  Chantal O’Brien didn’t let a little thing like being spurned by Brad Womack prevent her from a little happiness. She appeared last night on After the Final Rose a little miffed that Brad took her all the way when it seemed obvious that he never had any intention of picking her, but she also…

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Who is Ryan Phillippe’s alleged baby mama?

Yesterday news broke of a possible paternity situation for Ryan Phillippe with his former (reportedly casual) girlfriend model/actress Alexis Knapp. Knapp, who can be seen later this year with Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven in  So Undercover, was recently spotted out and about looking very pregnant. Click here to see pics. US Weekly published a…

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Jenny McCarthy makes Miami hotter in a bikini and fedora

Jenny McCarthy gave Kelly Benismon a run for her bikini-money this weekend in Miami. Kelly definitely has a fit, toned, body, but Jenny, a 38-year-old former Playboy bunny, is still working her sex symbol status to the max. She touched off her black bikini with some sunglasses and a black fedora. She sunned in South…

Did Tamra Barney date Fernanda Rocha?
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Did Tamra Barney date Fernanda Rocha?

Newly divorced Tamra Barney has been spending a lot of quality time with lesbian belly dancer Fernanda Rocha on the first two episodes of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra often references their flirting (which includes kissing on the lips.) Were they ever more than just friends?

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PHOTO Lou Reed takes a walk on the wild side, hails a NYC cab

It’s not uncommon for the correspondents here at Starcasm Control to be jamming out to some good music while we work. Wouldja believe I was listening to the classic Lou Reed album New York when this pic came across the wire? Keep reading to see Lou dealing with the frustrating street hassle of hailing a cab in New York City, and find out what the Velvet Underground vet and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee is up to nowadays besides riding around in taxis!

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VIDEO – Evelyn Lozada admits to affair with Tami Roman’s ex-husband Kenny Anderson while they were married?

VH1’s Basketballs Wives definitely ended with a bombshell last week. Evelyn Lozada has since threatened to quit the show after footage of her admitting to “unknownigly” having a six-month affair with Tami Roman’s ex-husband Kenny Anderson while they were still married aired. Evelyn complained that the producers of the show egged the other girls on…

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Justin Timberlake is back on the market: Did he break Jessica Biel’s heart? Cheat?

Justin Timberlake is back on the market! It’s official! Justin Timberlake is single again and eligible for giddy fans of The Social Network, Shrek the Third, and/or N’SYNC to fantasize about having the 0.00000000000000001 chance of scoring a date with him. Despite constant (hopeful, no doubt) rumors of breaking up, the couple were together for…

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Teen Mom Tabloidegery – Kailyn Lowry engaged? Leah and Corey to divorce?

This week’s issue of In Touch Weekly features a Teen Mom 2 doubleshot cover story claiming that Kailyn Lowry is headed for marriage with boyfriend Jordan Wenner and Leah Messer is headed in the opposite direction and is divorcing Corey Simms! Keep reading for the deets and to read Leah and Kailyn’s reactions.

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Are Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley engaged?

The reality show relationship of Real Housewives of Orange County’s Slade Smiley and Gretchen Rossi may make it to the engagement stage. It’s been rumored for months that Slade proposed to Gretchen during the current season’s finale party. It makes for a neat conclusion to Gretchen’s storyline of deciding whether or not she’s ready for…

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PHOTO Is Teen Mom Jenelle Evans back with Kieffer Delp?

See a photo allegedly of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans picking up her ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp not long after appearing in court to face charges that she busted up his iPhone! Is Jenieffer back together against the advice of Dr. Drew, Jenelle’s mom, and millions of Teen Mom fans?

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Has Fernanda Rocha been bumped from the cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County?

I don’t know about you, but I was pretty excited to see lesbian Brazilian Booty Workout hottie Fernanda Rocha join the cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County this season. Tamra’s exotic friend and trainer was supposed to join newbie Peggy Tanous as a full-time cast member, but all of Bravo’s marketing seems to suggest she may end up as just a peripheral character. Keep reading for my unbelievably impressive detective skills and see all the mounting circumstantial evidence I’ve accumulated!

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Bachelor Spoiler Shenanigans: Brad Womack engaged to Emily Maynard?

Reality Steve, the Bachelor/ette spoiler blogger with sources close to ABC has been screaming from the rooftops for months that Chantal O’Brien would win Brad Womack’s heart on this season of The Bachelor, AND that Brad and Chantal are now engaged. He also said that Emily Maynard would be the next Bachelorette. Many of us…

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Darren Criss plays LOLCat in Life of Leopold web series

Gawker once exposed the LOLcat factory known as ICanhascheezburger.com as an internet sweatshop of sorts where minimum wage employees work for hours mining the funny from billions of pictures of our cats. Now, we have another expose, this time a fictional one, staring Glee‘s Darren Criss (who is straight, in case you were wondering) as…

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Charlie Sheen on vacation with girlfriend Natalie Kenly, wife Brooke Mueller, and porn star Bree Olson (Rachel Oberlin)

Charlie Sheen is now reportedly “rehabbing” on a private tropical island with three women: porn star Bree Olson (real name, Rachel Oberlin), “nanny” Natalie Kenly (pictured above, who is rumored to be the new girlfriend he’s been talking about and seen kissing), and sort-of ex-wife (and fellow crack addict) Brooke Mueller. His hit show Two…

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Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron split just a PR move (to promote Tyler Shields)?

Dianna Agron (who plays Quinn on Glee) started dating her I Am Number Four costar Alex Pettyfer about a year ago, and because they never officially confirmed that they’re dating many believed that their relationship was just a marketing ploy for the film. The publicity coming from their recent split has also raised red flags…

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Redemption Island Suvivor’s Special Agent Phillip Sheppard roller skates backwards

Ironically, former Special Agent Phillip Sheppard proved to America that he’s not always very good at keeping secrets on last weeks Survivor: Redemption Island, but one thing he is exceptionally good at is roller skating . . . backwards. The software brokering executive, who also has trouble pronouncing the name “Franscesa” (because of “dry mouth”),…

Sometimes elaborate, romantic marriage proposals aren’t like in the movies

In a scene straight out of a romcom, a young man went all out for her paramour, just to get squashed by the overbearing pressure of the elaborate moment. Clearly, he’s watched too many movies starring Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, etc. and he thinks that the thing that will most win over a…

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What kind of job is Jon Gosselin working now?

It’s hard to remember, but about a year and a half ago the tabloid fame now enjoyed by Teen Moms was bestowed upon The Gosselins, the reality family gone haywire. Jon Gosselin responded particularly poorly (or well, depending how you look at it) to this situation, and went through hoards of young girlfriends, paparazzi product…

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Paris Hilton victim of Absinthe-spiked birthday cake heist by some guy named Paz

Before now my favorite Paz was the trainwreck wannabe-nudist chick from Boardwalk Empire, now it’s the drunk “L.A. musician” who stole Paris Hilton’s $3200 birthday cake and then shamelessly bragged about it on Facebook. This takes balls and all, but dude stole a $3200 cake. Lindsay Lohan is currently steeping in a pot of extra…

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After diss, Lil’ Kim kills Nicki Minaj on bloody Black Friday mixtape cover

This all started with  young rap caricature Nicki Minaj (with an epic booty) called Lil’ Kim a “has been” on her rwarrtastic “Roman’s Revenge” song from her hit album Pink Friday. Lil’ Kim was pissed, and she wanted her own Revenge. She ripped Nicki a new one on a new song “Black Friday” and then…

PHOTO, VIDEO – Justin Bieber’s new spiky hair, political views, and “girlfriend” Selena Gomez screensaver
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PHOTO, VIDEO – Justin Bieber’s new spiky hair, political views, and “girlfriend” Selena Gomez screensaver

Justin Bieber is growing up! Just last year he was 15 years old and probably still had his “new baby smell.” Now he’s 16 and things have changed. Most notably his voice. His Grammy performance proved that his signature teeny-bopper high range had dropped considerably. He also has a rumored steady girlfriend, and in the…

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VIDEO – Will villain Russell Hantz finally win Survivor with his same strategies?

Sometimes when you have a good thing going, you shouldn’t let it go. Reality competition shows don’t have the same luxury of easily keeping around their best villains like other reality shows (ex: Real Housewives,) so what they do instead is come up with new twists and turns to bring back figures that their fans…

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Survivor 22: Redemption Island, Julie Wolfe is a World Championship Outrigger canoer, firefighter

On of the most athletically accomplished contestants on Survivor 22: Redemption Island, premiering tonight @ 8 on CBS, is 50-year-old firefighter Julie Wolfe. Wolfe won the World Championship Outrigger Canoe Race in 1996 and 1998, a pretty impressive feat that involves a 41 mile course. This mother of two not only kicks ass at canoeing,…

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Spencer Pratt returns fire at Andy Cohen’s Heidi Montag “trash” bash

Bad Idea: Be Heidi Montag and try to claim that you’re going to be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Worse Idea: Be Spencer Pratt and try to get in to a war-of-words vs. What Watch Happens Live host Andy Cohen.

Read on for the deets in this, “you really shouldn’t have went there Speidi” situation and then catch a video that represents what I think a Pratt vs. Cohen battle might look like!

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VIDEO – Christina Aguilera, Yolanda Adams, Florence Welch, Martina McBride, and Jennifer Hudson rock Aretha tribute

Forget Train’s Grammy-winning “Soul Sista,” these five eclecticsoul sisters really knocked down some Aretha Franklin favorites tonight at the 53rd Grammys. Gospel singer Yolanda Adams, R&B idol Jennifer Hudson, country diva Martina McBride, pop powerhouse Christina Aguilera, and the ethereal dynamo Florence Welch really nailed those songs. Christina was at her best, showcasing her truly…

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Listen to Lady Gaga’s newest song: gay anthem “Born This Way”

Lady Gaga’s much anticipated new song “Bong This Way” was released today, and it’s definitely a feel-good 90s synth parade-fueler borrowing heavily from Madonna. Listening to it makes me picture myself in a 80s chick-flick clothes-shopping montage, a drag show, or a gay pride parade. All these scenarios are fun, but the song still doesn’t…

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PHOTO Who is JWoww’s new boyfriend Roger Matthews?

JWoww has reportedly moved on after her split last summer with long-time boyfriend Tom Lippolis (who later sued her for claiming that he helped her get famous.) She’s was caught in a cheating scandal this summer with an oil truck-driver named Roger Williams, but now she has been most recently linked to another Roger, bodybuilder…

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The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien had an affair with a cop?

The Bachelor has been on the air long enough for the skeletons to make their way out of the contestants’ closets and the latest bony rumor comes from Star magazine which has an “insider” that claims Chantal O’Brien divorced her husband Jason Vena after an affair with a police officer! Keep reading for the full scoop.

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Teen Mom 2: Chelsea Houska’s roommate Megan Nelson is pregnant and no longer friends with Chelsea

UPDATE – Megan and Chelsea are friends again! Catch up on all the Megan Nelson news, including some serious Facebook fan drama, HERE! Teen Mom 2 Chelsea Houska’s roommate Megan Nelson is no longer speaking to Chelsea, and is now pregnant! Megan moved in with Chelsea at the beginning of the season airing now into…

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Is Dianna Agron engaged to her “I Am Number Four” co-star?

Glee‘s Dianna Agron may be engaged to her I Am Number Four co-star Alex Pettyfer. Dianna and Alex reportedly started dating this summer, and Dianna showed up to a press day for their new movie wearing a “thin diamond band on her left ring finger.” When People asked the starlet about her band, she replied…

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Cedric Martinez is now mooching off of Eddie Cibrian’s ex Brandi Glannville!

Cedric Martinez, who turned out to have been using Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd for their hospitality (and fame,) has moved on to another rich famous friend: Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville. Cedric was featured in the first Season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as restaurateur Lisa Vanderpump’s employee and houseguest. He told Kyle…

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VIDEO – Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has rectal bleeding

Tomorrow night on Jersey Shore we get to see Ronnie Ortiz-Magro get an anal probe because he’s experiencing rectal bleeding! Scary! Sammi, who punched him last episode and now regrets the violence, went with him to the doctor to him checked out. Hopefully we can take as a spoiler the fact that there’s been no…

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VIDEO – Did Cedric Martinez blackmail Lisa Vanderpump

Part 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was a humdinger. Probably the most shocking aspect of the night is when Lisa Vanderpump and her husband Ken Todd revealed that their former houseguest Cedric Martinez told them he hated them, and tried to blackmail them. According to Lisa, the day Cedric moved out…

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Rihanna gives it to the press (and Perez Hilton) good in S & M video

Rihanna strikes back at the press and gossip media with her newest video, or at least engages in a little sex play. There’s lots of sass-and-humor, various hot red hairstyles, and even a little real commentary on the notions of of complicated relationship between celebrities and celebrity journalism. S&M really is a perfect analogy for…

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Was The Bachelor’s NASCAR date intentional for Emily Maynard?

SPOILERS BELOW! Monday’s episode of the The Bachelor exploits one of the front-running contestants, Emily Maynard‘s, sad past. The date takes eight women on a date for The NASCAR Experience, which makes Emily seem visibly shaken. Brad takes her aside to see if she’s okay, and, according to Reality Steve, ultimately gives her the rose…

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Why didn’t Hugh Hefner marry Holly Madison?

Holly Madison reportedly wanted to marry her boyfriend of six years Hugh Hefner and have his babies, but in 2008 he publicly announced that he wasn’t the marryin’ kind: “I love Holly very much, and I think we’re going to be together for the rest of my life. But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle….

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Who is Jesse Tyler Ferguson dating?

US Magazine reports that the adorable gay ginger from Modern Family Jesse Tyler Ferguson bought his boyfriend Justin Mikita to the ELLE’s Women in Television party Thursday night, and the pair were ooegy-gooegy into each other! US’s source said “every time he looked at Jesse, he seemed to melt,” and Jesse was overheard saying that…

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RHNY Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is an actress now!

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York is a real deal actress now! She’s got a big part on an upcoming episode of Law & Order: SVU, when she plays herself “a flamboyant art collector who is gung-ho on posing seminude for an artist that’s putting together a show. She has a…

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Where does Kim Richards get her money?

Kim Richards has been through a time publicly after her sister Kyle accused her of being an alcoholic and receiving financial help from her husband, Mauricio Umansky. We learned that Kim subsequently spent a week in rehab, but the jury is still out if she really is an alcoholic. Whether she is or not, many…

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Ted Haggard calls himself bisexual, gives masturbation and meth details

Evangelical preacher Ted Haggard has been a study in the psychology of hypocrisy. He preached against homosexuality, but then we learned that not only was he cheating on his wife with men, but he was buying meth from prostitutes. He went through a Christian rehabilitation and once old Oprah that he became straight, but now…

Jenelle Evan’s baby daddy Andrew Lewis says she was high on pot and speed while pregnant with Jace
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Jenelle Evan’s baby daddy Andrew Lewis says she was high on pot and speed while pregnant with Jace

And the Jenelle Evans saga continues . . . The teen mom’s estranged baby daddy Andrew Lewis, who recently told Jenelle that he was modeling in China, spoke to In Touch magazine (via Holly Baby), confirming what Jenelle already admitted to on her formspring account: that she smoked marijuana while pregnant with Jace. There is…

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Gary Shirley’s new girlfriend Autumn Jones is a mother stand-in for baby Leah

Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley is reportedly moving on from his explosive relationship with baby mama Amber Portwood. Radar Online says he’s dating another young mom named Autumn Jones, and Gary and Amber’s daughter Leah is reportedly calling Autumn “Mommy!” Radar’s anonymous source explains: “Amber’s never around and doesn’t spend quality time with Leah, so she’s…

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‘Real Housewives’ Miami franchise to feature drag queen Elaine Lancaster

Move over Kim Zolciak, it looks like you may not go down as the most famous wig-wearing stage performer in Real Housewives history. Bravo’s wildly successful show is setting up shop in Miami and one of the featured cast members is going to be Elaine Lancaster. If you’re not familiar with Elaine, she is the wonderful drag queen creation of one James Davis! Read on to find out all about the fabulous Miss Elaine including photos, videos, bio and a rare photo of Mr. Davis!