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Selena Gomez stalker has criminal charges dismissed

Young starlet Selena Gomez has had a lot on her plate lately. There’s the Bieber Babygate thing with Mariah Yeater and then there’s the whole situation with her alleged stalker Thomas Brodnicki. Find out why the man who stated God told him to kill Selena and whom also has a criminal past of stalking was set free in another case of wacky California justice.

Follow-up video interview with Carter “Coonskin Cap” Johnson, my new favorite person

On Monday I did a report on Carter Johnson from my hometown of Panama City, Florida and how he’s now tied with Antoine Dodson as the greatest eyewitness of all time. It was love at first sight when I saw his recollection of a chase and crash that happened right in front of his eyes but after catching the following interview with local radio station Island 106 he is now officially my favorite person alive. I implore you to take a break and catch out a man full of some true southern wisdom like the fact that the old Daisy Duke is way hotter and that if the guy he saw crash would’ve had a Chevy instead of a Ford he probably would have escaped capture.

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VIDEO It looks like Bieber Babygate still lives

It appears as if Mariah Yeater may extend her 15 minutes of fame to 16 as Chicago paternity lawyer Jeffrey Leving has assigned a new team and is claiming that he is still in negotiations with Bieber’s camp. Read on for the deets of the story that keeps on giving including Yeater’s attorney citing death threats against his client as a motivation for a change in approach.

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VIDEO Moving Teen Mom teddy bear ad for MTV Latin America

I stumbled upon this gem of a commercial that was put together by MTV Latin America for Teen Mom. It really is a wonderful and touching spot as it takes the concept of an innocent teddy bear and transforms it into what should be the responsible decision making of a teen mother. See the moving clip that does a fantastic job of symbolizing the tough decisions the girls of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 must make every day.

VIDEO Parent mortified by Kids N Teen store selling crotchless thong panties

A mall store in Greely, Colorado has agreed to stop selling crotchless thong panties after a parent video taped the not-much-there undergarments. So what’s the big deal you ask? Well this store just so happens to be called Kids N Teen! No. I’m not kidding sadly. See the local news report, the cell phone video footage of the knickers in question and the store owner’s incredulous explanation as to why they were on the shelves in the first place.

VIDEO Special needs 14-year-old taunted by teachers

In yet another “what is freaking wrong with people” from the world of bullying, we have 14-year-old student Cheyanne who was verbally teased and insulted by the teachers entrusted with her care. See the news report filed by Today and hear some of the disturbing things said to the young student after she hid a recorder to catch them in the act.

Report: Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer impregnated a teenager 31 years his junior

For anyone who is involved in any way with the Jerry Sandusky child molestation controversy they better go ahead and reveal any skeletons in the closet because they’re coming out anyways. Case in point would be his attorney, Joe Amendola, as it is being reported that he impregnated a teenage girl 31 years his junior for whom he helped gain emancipation. Read on for the deets and take it in before the next Sandusky bomb drops.

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Brad Pitt clears up retirement statement, buys Russian tank for kids

When asked by Australian TV Show 60 Minutes actor Brad Pitt stated that he planned on acting for 3 more years. Moans were heard across the globe from despairing lady fans at the thought of Pitt no longer enhancing their local theater screens so he clarified those statements. Read his comments and find out about his kids’ latest play thing, a T-54 Russian tank!

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PHOTOS Kate Gosselin looks radiant down under

Kate Gosselin recently announced that she was taking on a full time job as a coupon blogger but shortly thereafter took a trip down under to celebrate Steve Irwin day at the Australia Zoo. If Kate’s been under extreme pressure lately following the dismissal of her spin-off show Kate Plus 8 she’s not showing it because I have to admit the mother of, well 8 of course, looked fantastic. Check out Kate G. down under and then see a side-by-side-by-side image that illustrates her style growth.

VIDEOS Teens are using “butt chugging” and vodka tampons to get drunk

I feel inadequate, unoriginal, and old when I look back now at my glory days of doing keg stands in the back yard. For each generation it seems that teenagers manage to go next-level in creative means to consume alcohol. According to the following report today’s teens are just bypassing the stomach and going straight for the gusto. How are they doing this? The answer my friends is via vodka tampons and butt chugging according to KPHO out of Phoenix.

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VIDEOS Coonskin cap Carter Johnson tied for greatest eyewitness ever

After watching Antoine Dodson excitedly explain to peeps that they better hide their kids and wife because there was a rapist on the loose I thought to myself, “Never will thine eyes see such an amazing eyewitness again.” That’s right I went all Biblical “thine” with my quote because the following clip of Floridian, yes this is Florida, Carter Johnson and his coonskin cap explaining what happened during a high speed chase changed my life. I have seen the southern truth and it is awash in Dukes of Hazzard and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and has thusly equaled the greatness that will always be Dodson.

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Kat Von D thanks Jesse James for his alleged 19 mistresses

Once again Kat Von D is unleashing some blasters on ex-boyfriend Jesse James. The man forever attached to her armpit was the target of a recent Facebook open letter in which the tattoo artist extraordinaire thanked him for having cheated on her with an an alleged 19 different women. Read a pot calling a kettle black and then think it all over with some old school Cher!

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Beverly Hills Housewife Dana Wilkey, fiance John Flynn sued for alleged fraud

If you’re gonna be a Beverly Hills Housewife, get yourself a great PR person and an even better lawyer! Dana Wilkey and her fiancé John Flynn are being sued for allegedly defrauding an investor out of 53,000 buckaroos. Read on for details and to get Flynn’s response.

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MUG SHOTS Women cut man over 300 times in bloody, sexual satanic ritual

An unnamed 18-year-old man from Phoenix, Arizona put himself on a bus and rode all the way to Wisconsin to meet with Rebecca Chandler (22) of Milwaukee. He met her online and what happened to him at first seemed like an okay deal until things went way wrong. Wrong as in 300 wounds, bloody satanic ritual wrong. Read on for the bloody details and see the two cringe worthy mug shots of the alleged cutters.

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16 & Pregnant’s Ebony Jackson-Rendon giving rehab another try

Ebony Jackson-Rendon of 16 & Pregnant fame is giving rehab another go following her arrest after her home was found covered in human and dog feces. Find out who the reliable source is with this information and why today is supposed to be a very important one for her and her husband Josh.

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Ashton Kutcher on self-imposed Twitter restriction following Paterno gaffe

Ashton Kutcher has learned a valuable lesson. Don’t tweet off your disgust about something until you’ve got the facts. Especially when it involves child molestation charges and you’ve got yourself over 8,000,000 followers. Find out how an uninformed tweet about ousted coach Joe Paterno has led to a self-imposed Twitter ban for A-Kutch.

PHOTO Kate Winslet’s wax likeness is eerily great

When Leonardo DiCaprio’s character from Titanic, Jack, drew his beloved Rose, portrayed by actress Kate Winslet, he did a pretty good job of recreating her. His reward has some backseat nookie on a sinking ship. Well if that’s the case I’m not sure what Kate will have to give the folks with Madame Tussauds because her wax likeness is uncanny. Check out a side-by-side featuring the same ensemble and decide for yourself if they did a great job.

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PHOTOS American Hoggers’ horsewoman Leah Penick

When the show American Hoggers first came across my radar I was immediately drawn to Krystal Campbell and for good reason, but now that I’ve been watching my eyes turn more and more to family friend Leah Penick. See some great photos of the accomplished horsewoman and find out why she’s so helpful to the Campbells when the terrain gets rough.

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MUG SHOT Face melted meth maker busted making meth again

I wonder what Breaking Bad’s methamphetamine producing perfectionist Walter White would think of Heather Raybon from Milton, Florida? In 2004 Heather had her face darn near melted off during a meth lab explosion but she was back at it cooking again and police busted her at her mobile home while searching for a different fugitive.

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Joe Paterno announces retirement amid molestation scandal

Joe Paterno is the winningest coach in top level college football history but his legacy will now forever be tarnished by the molestation scandal that has rocked Penn State University. Read his official statement and let us know if you believe he failed what police called a, “moral obligation,” to inform them of what he knew about long time assistant coach Jerry Sandusky.

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VIDEO Mariah Carey drops 70lbs, reveals post baby body

The greatest selling female artist in music history, Mariah Carey, made a big splash via the The Rosie Show displaying an impressive post twin-baby body. She sat down with Rosie and revealed that she has dropped an amazing 70lbs after being just 6 months out from having given birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe. See her smokin’ hot Jenny Craig commercial and read her comments about why it’s more about health than, “Hey, look at me.”

PHOTO You can play with Katherine Heigl’s Cabbage Patch

Ever since I caught Katherine Heigl in the hilarious film Knocked Up I’ve thought to myself, “What I wouldn’t give to spend some alone time with Katherine Heigl’s cabbage patch, kid.” Well dreams do come true even if they aren’t exactly the way you intended. See the doll of an actress and producer as a doll as she shares her likeness for a great charity.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood can totally relate to Kim Kardashian

While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!

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Dourtney destroys Dr. Drew’s dream with implant free breasts

Dourtney made their way to Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers to prove once and for all that Courtney Stodden has not had breast implants. See the clip where things got weird during an exam leaving Dr. Drew to falsely proclaim that she did indeed have an implant. In addition find out why no implants does not mean that she hasn’t had her breasts augmented.

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VIDEO Octomom beats Long Island Lolita in celebrity boxing ring

This is like the incredible Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler minus any hope of redemption or greater purpose. Two Double-D-listers Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Amy “Long Island Lolita” Fisher went toe-to-toe and preposterously over-sized big-glove-to-big-glove in a “celebrity” boxing match last night. See clips and a photo from the “fight.”

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VIDEO Women collapse in court after being sentenced to life for murder of 3-year-old

Erica Mae Butts and Shanita Latrice Cunningham both 25 from Summerville, South Carolina, were sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of beating three-year-old Serenity Richardson to death. What followed was a courtroom calamity as both women collapsed and had to be wheeled out by court officials.

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Attention Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s DNA and his lawyers are coming!

The saga of Mariah Yeater and her paternity claim against Justin Bieber kept chugging along this weekend as TMZ is reporting that the Biebs will submit his DNA for a paternity test. According to sources, the lawyers representing Bieber are now going to address this situation head on. They are not only going to submit DNA testing but plan on suing Yeater to make an example out of her. The young star is over in Europe right now and plans on submitting his proof as soon as he returns in a couple of weeks. Read the response from Yeater’s attorneys and my reaction to why I think it’s a good move for J.B. and B-A-D news for Yeater.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Leah Messer hits The Big Apple with new look

I had to do a double take for round 2 of, “The Stars of Teen Mom 2 Invade New York City” picture posts. Leah Messer had hinted at a new look with a couple of recently tweeted photos with her new man Jeremy Calvert but I didn’t appreciate just how new! Check out Leah dressed for the cold weather hanging out street side in the NYC.

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MUG SHOT Mariah Yeater of Justin Bieber paternity claim infamy

Bieber baby night continues… A mug shot has surfaced of Mariah Yeater, the young woman at the center of the Biebs’ paternity controversy. No, the Bieber Army didn’t get vigilante justice as this gem stems from a 2010 incident involving Mariah’s ex-boyfriend. Why was she arrested you ask? Because this dude denied that her baby was his too and she got mad. Maury Povich we need you!

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Report: Selena Gomez leaves Justin Bieber following baby scandal

Is Jelena on the rocks? An inside source close to Selena Gomez has stated that she has broken up with her pop star boyfriend Justin Bieber in the wake of the baby scandal involving Mariah Yeater. Read on for what this “insider” had to say and the latest reports that seem to further discredit Yeater’s paternity claims.

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PHOTOS New Boy Scout ad campaign depicts boys with beards

Hipsters and lazy bloggers beware, the realm of full grown Amish style beards are no longer your sole property! In a print ad campaign masterminded by creative group Ogilvy & Mather we are shown four sparkling young boys looking off valiantly into the frontier with graphically imposed beards on their countenances. It’s as if these images are saying, “Yonder I see truth and adventure so why do I look like a prepubescent Zach Galifianakis!?!” Check ’em out here and “Be One With the Wild!”

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VIDEO Justin Bieber addresses Mariah Yeater pregnancy accusations on The Today Show

Though it was hard to make out through the screams of the Bieber Army, Justin Bieber went on the offensive via Today and flat out denied allegations that he impregnated Mariah Yeater. If you’ve missed the whole story, Yeater has filed papers claiming that Justin knocked her up backstage during a performance at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. See the clip and read a transcript of Justin’s statement.

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VIDEO Conan officiates on-air gay wedding, Andy Cohen walks groom down aisle

Last night Conan O’Brien made a little TV history by officiating a same-sex marriage between his costume designer Scott Cronick and his partner David Gorshein. The ceremony took place at the Beacon Theater in New York City where O’Brien is currently filming his show in celebration of one year at the helm with TBS. Conan just so happens to be an ordained minister and he took his important job seriously as he made the marriage between Cronick and Gorshein official. Watch the touching clip and catch a very important Bravolebrity that dropped in to walk one of the grooms down the aisle!

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Judge William Adams has opinions on TV and inmates too

Judge William Adams is arguably the most despised person on the internet following a video showing him violently beating and berating his disabled daughter. I was able to dig up an old article from 1999 that shines a little more light on Bill’s general attitude to his fellow man. This time the ones in his sights are inmates, TV, and bland prison food. Read on to fall further in love with William.

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MUG SHOT 83-year-old male prostitute busted neck kissin’

In these difficult financial times a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Even if this means turning to the world’s oldest profession as an octogenarian male prostitute. Deuce Bigalow, this is your future sir!

Find out how Mr. Ben Clifford Dawson got busted in this episode of Law & Order AARP.

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Snooki claims that The Situation is broke, Mob Wives are nut jobs

If you’re lonely and need special attention it’s a pop culture fact that Jersey Shore’s Snooki gives great interview. In a recent sit down with GQ the best selling author and reality star lets us in on the woman behind the tan. The interview meanders from here to there, much like Snooki after a few mixed drinks but there were two comments that I particularly enjoyed. One was about The Sitch being broke and the other has to do with my girls from Mob Wives. Still Jersday at da ‘Casm peeps!

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VIDEO Texas family law judge savagely beats disabled daughter

I’ve had to report on a lot of horrible parenting here but nothing I’ve ever seen has outraged me as much as the following brutal and unjustifiable clip. Judge William Adams from Texas, a man who serves in a public seat of judgment is shown beating his daughter, who suffers from Cerebral Palsy, with a belt in a rage-filled scene. Her mother joins in berating her verbally and physically and to hear both of their pathetic excuses now will make your blood boil.

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Baseball Wives hits home run by casting Anna Benson

If there was one lady that VH1 had to land for their show Baseball Wives it absolutely had to be the most infamous of all, Anna Benson. Anna’s been out of the fierce spotlight for a while now but when she hit it big she literally changed the baseball world having been the only female non-athlete to ever appear on the cover of The Sporting News. Photos, bio, interview and more for the hard to forget Georgia peach, Anna Benson.

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PHOTO Lindsay Lohan headed back to jail

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan returned to court today after Judge Stephanie Sautner ripped her a new one during her hearing back on Oct 19. Lindsay conceded today to having violated her probation while her attorney Shawn Holley argued for LiLo to receive as little jail time as possible. Enough of the formalities. So how much time will the future Playboy poser be spending behind bars this time!?! Read on to find out…

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Gosselin situation bares asking, ‘Should young children be a part of reality TV?’

A producer who worked on many TLC programs including Jon & Kate Plus 8 was arrested for being in possession of material that contained a visual representation of a minor engaging in sexual activity. Jon Gosselin is ‘freaked out’ about this and is greatly concerned about what this man may have seen of his children and the possibility that he distributed raw footage from the show. This troubling story highlights the ongoing question of whether or not young children should be a part of reality TV. Read on for Jon’s thoughts and give us your opinion on the topic.

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Hills Housewife Lisa Vander-pumps up the jam with Lionel Richie

Money can’t buy you class and we know to never be tardy for the party but Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump wants to know if you’ll still love her tomorrow after hearing her first single. Ahhhhhh yes, another Housewife has ventured into the world of music as one of my personal favorites has teamed up with none other than Lionel Richie to lay down a version of the classic Carole King smash hit “Will You Love Me Tomorrow?” Take a listen to a snippet of the song.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Meet Baseball Wives’ Brooke Villone

VH1 is serving up another round of their Wives franchise and this time we’re dealing with ladies of the diamond in Baseball Wives. I’m going to profile up each of the cast members that will be on the show and first up is model Brooke Villone. Brooke is married to Ron “Suitcase” Villone who has tied the major league record for having pitched for the most franchises (12). Photos, video, bio and more of the lovely Pittsburgh native.

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VIDEO Compelling evidence that Jersey Shore is fake

A comedian by the name of Sean Klitzner has what he believes to be irrefutable proof that Jersey Shore is a staged show. Catch his break down of a scene from the most recent season in which it appears clearly evident that a producer of the show instigated a bar fight scene involving Snooki and Deena. Decide for yourself but I have to admit he convinced me!

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PHOTOS Kelly Ripa, Nick Lachey do wedding of Kim Kardashian, Kris Humpries on day of divorce announcement

Sometimes in the world of entertainment you just cant help but have some bad timing. This was the case for Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey who played Halloween wedding day dress up as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the day that their divorce was announced. D’oh! They actually did a pretty good job for their Halloween Regis and Kelly special as you can see from these photos, especially the unique means by which they made Nick look Humphries-tall.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom’s Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera have Isaac ready to roar for Halloween

We all know that the mighty lion is the king of the jungle and it looks like a mighty adorable Isaac is the king of Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s world for Halloween. See two sweet photos of Isaac as a lion posted by his daddy Jo Rivera and discover why you shouldn’t let that cute facade fool you!

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VIDEO Beavis and Butt-Head lampoon Jersey Shore, 16 & Pregnant

We’re pretty darn good at lampooning and evaluating reality TV here at the ‘Casm but after watching last night’s return of Beavis and Butt-Head I realize we’ve got a long way to go to reach their couch blasting zen. I was lmfao from the first likenesses of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as Beavis and Butt-Head watched in whispering disbelief. “How come chicks like that crap?” It inspires the dubious pair to become undead because this would make them irresistible to women. But this paled in comparison to their riffing on MTV’s own reality TV world. Check out the full episode with highlights and catch the best Deena Jersey Shore zing I’ve ever heard.

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Justin Bieber to help ball drop after “balls dropped”

According to Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun his Under the Mistletoe Christmas album will prove to be his most seductive because his “balls have dropped.” Read on for how Braun came to his conclusion, why the Biebs agrees with his assessment and how this ball dropping will lead to an assist for another ball drop in New York City.

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VIDEO Vintage Swayze had Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind

In a time way before hipsters claimed Pabst Blue Ribbon as their own anti-beer my old man and Patrcik Swayze knew the value of a cold PBR! In what is now my very favorite vintage advertisement clip we have the late and legendary Patrick Swayze geared up and going disco in HD as he has Saturday Night Fever and Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind. Check out the 1979 glory that includes who is rumored to be his widow, Lisa Niemi.

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Michael Lohan’s epic 3rd story leap fail ends in another arrest

“Life is like a bunch of Lohans, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Michael Lohan is back in the same jail he walked out of less than 24 hours ago. He broke a court ordered mandate following his run in with Kate Major and this time he took it next level moron in his attempt to elude the cops.

“Lohan is as Lohan does.”

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Was Jacqueline Laurita a stripper in Vegas?

Time for some Thursday morning Tabloidegery as In Touch magazine is running with a story that Real Housewife of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita used to be a stripper in Vegas. Before you just write this off as tabloid fodder there is another source claiming the same. Danielle Staub!!! Well, I guess that doesn’t help too much with the whole “credibility” thing either. Anywho, read on for the story in which an interesting reason is provided for Jacqueline’s no-show at the reunion.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Atlanta Real Housewives before they were stars

This Sunday Bravo is airing a “Before They Were Stars” special on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The network has put together a preview clip that shows Kandi Burrus, Kim Zolciak, NeNe Leakes, and Cynthia Bailey from back in the day. See the entertaining clip featuring a voice-over from Andy Cohen. Then check out a gallery of screen grabs that the ATL queen-bees can only laugh at now!