Author: Asa Hawks

Country singer Trace Adkins has reportedly checked into rehab after falling off the wagon and getting into a brawl with a Trace Adkins impersonator aboard a Caribbean cruise ship on his 52nd birthday. No, that’s not the synopsis of Trace’s new crossover duet with Jimmy Buffett, that’s what really happened! Keep reading for details, including a photo of Trace just before the brawl went down as well as a list of other country performers on the cruise with him.

I thought I might take a short break from providing vital details about the lives of those who entertain us to share some actual practical information that may just help improve your life. Check out this mind-blowing (for some — like me) Youtube clip demonstrating how to make getting aluminum foil and plastic wrap off the roll just a little less frustrating. (And, in case that doesn’t impress you, I’ve also included his video on how to easily remove that annoying foil covering the tops of wine bottles!)

In shaking-my-damn-head-worthy scary-as-hell news, 34-year-old Carmen Reategui of Whitehouse Station, New Jersey called a friend to come pick her up after she was arrested for driving under the influence and her friend showed up drunk and was also arrested for DUI. They called a third friend and (yep!) he also showed up drunk and was also charged with DUI. They called a third friend and (yep!) he also showed up drunk and was also charged with DUI.