Corey Simms of Teen Mom 2 has a song written about his hat!
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Corey Simms of Teen Mom 2 has a song written about his hat!

ByDarren O

In a recent labor-of-love post our crack Teen Mom expert Asa put together a top 5 list of inanimate objects from Teen Mom. Number one was Corey Simms’ weathered West Virginia ball cap. Well we weren’t alone in our ol’ worn out cap admiration as we received what has to be the only song in existence about Corey’s hat via email. No really, some dude has written a song about it!?!

Check out the theme song for the rugged old hat that is quickly becoming a big star in its own right!

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Countess LuAnn de Lesseps gets naked for Law & Order SVU cameo

ByDarren O

It seems money can’t buy you class or clothes! The Real Housewives of New York City star Countess LuAnn de Lesseps got network television nude in her cameo for a recent episode of Law & Order SVU! Nudity is lurrrrrrrned, my friend!

Check out a still and watch a video clip of LuAnn’s appearance as she plays muse to an artist’s fancy!

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Charlie Sheen on vacation with girlfriend Natalie Kenly, wife Brooke Mueller, and porn star Bree Olson (Rachel Oberlin)

ByStarcasm Staff

Charlie Sheen is now reportedly “rehabbing” on a private tropical island with three women: porn star Bree Olson (real name, Rachel Oberlin), “nanny” Natalie Kenly (pictured above, who is rumored to be the new girlfriend he’s been talking about and seen kissing), and sort-of ex-wife (and fellow crack addict) Brooke Mueller. His hit show Two…

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera fight it out on Facebook

ByAsa Hawks

Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera’s bitter break-up continues as the two exchange profanity-laden barbs on Facebook over Jo’s text message showcased in this week’s episode of Teen Mom 2. Keep reading for the (slightly edited) word battle and Jo’s original text message in its entirety!

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7 new photos from Captain America: The First Avenger with Chris Evans

ByChris Gaines

Marvel’s doling out some nice preview pictures today from their upcoming super hero flicks! First it was the sultry Natalie Portman getting her due in a couple newly unveiled stills from May’s Thor. Now there’s a big batch of seven stills from July’s Captain America: The First Avenger starring Chris Evans as Marvel’s super-soldier! Keep reading for all the cap snaps you can handle!

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PHOTOS Isla Fisher and her nice pair of hooters at Rango photocall

ByStarcasm Staff

35-year-old actress Isla Fisher showed off one of the nicest pair of hooters I have ever seen (please pardon the fowl language) at the London photocall for Rango, in which Isla voices the desert iguana named Beans. Keep reading to see la Islas bonita from the photocall plus a few more less clever Isla Fisher hooter pics from years past!

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Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron split just a PR move (to promote Tyler Shields)?

ByStarcasm Staff

Dianna Agron (who plays Quinn on Glee) started dating her I Am Number Four costar Alex Pettyfer about a year ago, and because they never officially confirmed that they’re dating many believed that their relationship was just a marketing ploy for the film. The publicity coming from their recent split has also raised red flags…

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Redemption Island Suvivor’s Special Agent Phillip Sheppard roller skates backwards

ByStarcasm Staff

Ironically, former Special Agent Phillip Sheppard proved to America that he’s not always very good at keeping secrets on last weeks Survivor: Redemption Island, but one thing he is exceptionally good at is roller skating . . . backwards. The software brokering executive, who also has trouble pronouncing the name “Franscesa” (because of “dry mouth”),…

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Teen Mom Tabloidegery: Leah Messer cheating with bad boy Seth George?

ByAsa Hawks

The current issue of In Touch Weekly features a cover story on Teen Mom 2 sweetheart Leah Messer Simms with the sensational headline, “Teen Mom Leah’s Double Life: Feeling trapped in her marriage, Leah is torn between Corey and a bad-boy named Seth.” Keep reading to find out what this latest hooey is based on.

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F-bombs galore in Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher ‘red band’ trailer

ByDarren O

Cameron Diaz is starring in an upcoming unintentional remake of Bad Santa and School of Rock as she portrays a super hot worthless pot smoking teacher who tries to raise money for breast augmentation surgery so she can have sex with a nerdy hot substitute teacher played by Justin Timberlake. I did not make any of that up, no I’m f**king serious (red band blogger)! Watch the f-bomb fueled ‘red band’ trailer if you dare!

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PHOTOS The Real Housewives of Miami before the fame

ByDarren O

On the heels of last night’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami check out a gallery of mind blowing old school photos of all the cast members including Lea Black in a “Let’s Get Physical” spandex gem, Larsa Pippen as a serious cutie pie on a regretful couch and Adriana De Moura rockin’ some high waist jeans and hanging with President Barack Obama!

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Kristin Davis displays classic beauty at Costume Designers Gala

ByDarren O

Kristin Davis was the Mistress of Ceremonies for the 13th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards held yesterday at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. When the perfect dress finds the perfect woman for just the right red carpet its a magical elixir that has stood the test of Hollywood time and this magic was on full display for Kristin as she exemplified “classic Hollywood glamour” in a monochrome white dress with black polka dots. Check out our gallery of pics and see how Davis shows the young guns out in Tinseltown that you can look sexy, stunning AND classic!

Sometimes elaborate, romantic marriage proposals aren’t like in the movies

ByStarcasm Staff

In a scene straight out of a romcom, a young man went all out for her paramour, just to get squashed by the overbearing pressure of the elaborate moment. Clearly, he’s watched too many movies starring Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, etc. and he thinks that the thing that will most win over a…

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Kim Zolciak shows off growing pregnant belly in her underwear

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Zolciak is putting her loyal relationship with Life & Style to good use. She’s appearing in the latest issue cover in her underwear showing off her growing pregnancy with Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann’s baby. The wigged-out reality diva has gained twenty pounds, and says she’s eating “a lot more” than she did when she…

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2’s Jonathan “Jo” Rivera rapping as N.I.C.K. B

ByAsa Hawks

It seems we have a new headline king in Teen Mom 2 land! Kieffer Delp has handed his crown over to Kailyn Lowry’s baby daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera who follows up an arrest last week for suspicion of being under the influence of marijuana with a YouTube video of himself busting some serious rhymes! Keep reading to check out his skillz and see if you agree with my shocking conclusion… he’s not bad!

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More photos from The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party

ByAsa Hawks

See tons of photos from The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party at Eden Roc Hotel and Resort Miami, Florida last night including five of the six cast members, their families and the incomparable Andy Cohen himself!

PHOTO VIDEO Rapper Yung LA gets a pink duck tattooed on his face

ByAsa Hawks

Not one to be bested by the ice cream coned visage of rapper Gucci Mane, Yung L.A. took to the chair to have a huge angry pink dunk permanently tattooed on the left side of his face. And not one to miss out on a marketing opportunity Yung LA videotaped a large part of the process to share with his fans and promote his new mix tape titled Tattoos and Jewelry due out March 15. Keep reading to watch the hyped-up rapper get arted up between purple sizzurple induced rants.

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Miami Housewife Marysol Patton is engaged to Frenchman Philippe Pautesta

ByDarren O

In a preview for tonight’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami PR maven Marysol Patton discusses her relationship with a Frenchman by the name of Philippe with her outspoken mother Elsa. The conversation progresses to the topic of sex which makes Marysol a little uncomfortable. With a little prodding Miss Patton states that this Philippe is, “fantastic in every way.”

Find out about this fantastic Frenchman named Philippe who is engaged to and stole the Real House-heart of Marysol Patton including photos, business and bio information.

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PHOTOS Is Miley Cyrus rocking a Willie Nelson t-shirt a return to her roots?

ByDarren O

In a couple of random “Miley Cyrus walking to her car after dance class” paparazzi photos the young star could be seen sporting a hard-core Willie Nelson Texas t-shirt. The young starlet has been experiencing some very public growing pains as she transforms into an adult before our eyes and donning some Willie wear may be one small way to help Miley cope. Keep reading to see the pics and watch an interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live in which Miley reveals where her belief in the Tao of Willie first began!

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REVIEW Oscar-snubbed ‘Get Low’ starring Robert Duvall released on DVD and Blu-ray today!

ByAsa Hawks

I’m the last person in the world to complain about the choices of The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences as far as Oscar nominations go, but last night I was finally able to catch the film Get Low thanks to a special screening at the 2011 Macon Film Festival and I’m astonished it wasn’t considered to be one of the best 10 films of last year. Keep reading for the full review and see if I can’t convince you to order a copy today!

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The Real Housewives of Miami get ready for tonight’s premiere

ByDarren O

Check out an all things publicity blitz for tonight’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami including photos and video from a poppin’ premiere party, a video interview with NBC 6 in Miami featuring 3 of the 6 Miami Housewives, Twitter photos and more!

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VIDEO Amber Portwood groped by Gary Shirley as they sing along to ’80s songs

ByAsa Hawks

I literally have no idea what to make of this one folks. This video was posted on a relatively new Facebook account claiming to be Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley and it features Gary along with his former fiancee Amber Portwood singing along to Youtube videos for the ’80s songs “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper and “Love Is A Battlefield” by Pat Benatar! In the video Amber appears to be drunk or high and Gary is grotesquely over-affectionate. Not good. Not good at all. You gotta see it!

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Is Glee’s Darren Criss gay, or straight?

ByStarcasm Staff

Hottie Darren Criss plays an openly gay and self-assured character on the beloved show Glee, but he’s been mostly coy about his personal sexuality in interviews. Chris Colfer, who won an Emmy for playing the struggling-to-find-his-place gay character Kurt on thew show, is gay in real life, and Darren understands why many people are curious…

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My Top 5 Favorite Inanimate Objects from Teen Mom

ByAsa Hawks

This blog (as well as thousands of others) spends a lot of time obsessing over the young ladies from the MTV reality series Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2. These eight girls, their friends and their families supply us with a seemingly endless supply of on-and-off-screen drama to write about as they try to deal with the responsibilities of motherhood being thrust on them at such a young age – all of which plays out each and every week on our television screens and in the tabloids.

I’m as big a fan as anyone of the Teen Moms and their entourages, but I thought I might take a moment to recognize some of the under-appreciated stars of the show – namely the inanimate objects that play such an important supportive role. I’ve compiled my Top Five Favorite Inanimate Objects From Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 (actually six, but that’s because of a tie) and arranged them from Number Five up to Number One. Keep reading to see the list and take the poll to let me know if you agree!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend Kris Humphries is really, really tall

ByAsa Hawks

Normally it’s a good thing to have a significant other you can look up to, but Kim Kardashian may be taking that notion to the extreme by dating NBA player Kris Humphries! Keep reading for photos of Fee-fi-fo-fumphries and Lil Kim at the NBA All-Star Weekend Party presented by Ciroc Vodka yesterday.

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PHOTO Lisa Vanderpump and Danielle Staub at sex toy gifting suite

ByAsa Hawks

We poked a little fun at The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump a couple months ago for reportedly mistaking a RumbaTime wrist watch at a gifting suite for a female pleasuring device, and now we have photos from an event in September, 2010 in which she actually did receive a female pleasuring device from a gifting suite! And standing beside her is yet another female pleasuring device, The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s resident bisexual felon and sex tape star Danielle Staub!

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber plays basketball at BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game

ByAsa Hawks

Justin Bieber showed off yet another talent in his vast arsenal of hipness as he went from the concert stage and big screen to the hardwood at the BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game earlier today. Keep reading to see pictures of Dr. J. Bieber, who took home the MVP trophy in the contest!

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PHOTO Teen Mom Chelsea Houska gets her tongue pierced

ByAsa Hawks

In addition to pregnancy rumors, car accidents, pot-smoking videos, new boyfriends and airport arrivals we also keep on top of all the Teen Mom body art additions including tattoos and… piercings!

Sioux Falls, South Dakota’s most famous resident Chelsea Houska posted the above photo on Twitter yesterday revealing a brand spanking new tongue piercing! (Oh, and in case you didn’t know, Chelsea has gone completely blond!)

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VIDEO Miley Cyrus accepts Global Action Youth Leadership Award

ByAsa Hawks

It appears all of daddy Billy Ray Cyrus’ concerns about his daughter heading for disaster and being under attack from Satan were ill-founded after all!

Miley Cyrus was in Beverly Hills last night to accept the Global Action Youth Leadership Award from Hilary Duff at the 1st Annual Global Action Awards Gala, and you don’t receive the Global Action Youth Leadership Award unless you’re doing something right! Right? Keep reading to watch the video of Miley accepting her award and explaining to all of us how seeing her and meeting her makes kids “wanna do good and wanna get involved and make a difference.”

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What kind of job is Jon Gosselin working now?

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s hard to remember, but about a year and a half ago the tabloid fame now enjoyed by Teen Moms was bestowed upon The Gosselins, the reality family gone haywire. Jon Gosselin responded particularly poorly (or well, depending how you look at it) to this situation, and went through hoards of young girlfriends, paparazzi product…

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PHOTO Marysol Patton mug shot Real Housewives of Miami

ByAsa Hawks

Things don’t officially get rolling on the latest installment of Bravo’s Housewives franchise until Monday night when The Real Housewives of Miami kicks off at 10|9c. But, the drama is already unfolding as the cast members get vetted by the media and the skeletons come dancing out of the closet like a Grateful Dead music video! Keep reading to see cast member Marysol Patton’s mug shot and find out exactly what it was that got her arrested!

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PHOTO RHONY’s Ramona Singer at WTB show during Fashion Week

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of The Real Housewies of New York City are going to have to wait for Turtle Time to officially begin thanks to Bravo pushing the premiere back a bit, but in honor of National Drink Wine Day I thought I might wet your whistles with a little bit of the Pinot Grigio maven herself, Ramona Singer, who was lookin’ fine as usual at the WTB show last night!

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa Patton
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MUG SHOTS Real Housewives of Miami’s Elsa Patton DUI arrest

ByDarren O

Elsa Patton is the mid-70’s outspoken mom of The Real Housewives of Miami cast member Marysol Patton. Elsa promises to be featured prominently on the show as her daughter said as much in an interview with The Miami Herald. Back on October 9th, 2010 Elsa was arrested for DUI and driving without a valid drivers license and we have some undeniable mug shots to prove it. Read on for the details about the arrest and Miss Elsa who promises to be one of the more entertaining personalities on RHoM.

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Monthly “Teen Mom Amber Portwood Pregnant Again!” post

ByAsa Hawks

In case you’re wondering what Teen Mom star Amber Portwood spends her reported $280,000-a-year on, apparently most of it goes toward pregnancy tests. That is if you believe the numerous “insiders” and “sources close to Amber” who seem to surface weekly claiming the troubled single mom is knocked up again by some new man. The source this time is none other than Amber’s reported new beau, Adam Dockery! Keep reading to find out just how many pregnancy tests came back positive this time!

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Miami Housewives premiere features underage drinking controversy

ByDarren O

The premiere for The Real Housewives of Miami is almost upon us and we’re already getting drama stemming from the debut episode. During this premiere sexy Venue magazine editor Alexia Echevarria gets cavalier in a discussion with her teenage son about scoring a table at a bar with bottle service. Read on for Alexia’s statement in regards to her family’s shall we say “relaxed” view on underage drinking.

PHOTO Katy Perry for Thomas Sabo Jewelry

ByDarren O

In a little bit of cross-promotion ingenuity pop star Katy Perry is appearing in ads for German jeweler Thomas Sabo while Sabo returns the favor by sponsoring her California Dreams World Tour. Find out about the endorsement agreement that includes the exclusive right of Sabo to be the only man, other than Russell Brand, to be fortunate enough to “hang” in Perry’s famous cleavage!

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Paris Hilton victim of Absinthe-spiked birthday cake heist by some guy named Paz

ByStarcasm Staff

Before now my favorite Paz was the trainwreck wannabe-nudist chick from Boardwalk Empire, now it’s the drunk “L.A. musician” who stole Paris Hilton’s $3200 birthday cake and then shamelessly bragged about it on Facebook. This takes balls and all, but dude stole a $3200 cake. Lindsay Lohan is currently steeping in a pot of extra…

Britney Spears’ new music video “Hold it Against Me” is a comment on fame, commercialization

ByStarcasm Staff

Britney’s hot new track “Hold it Against Me” is an airy, simple dance track with the requisite amount of sexual innuendo. The music video, which premiered Thursday night, it a lot smarter than that. It’s a cheeky nod to the strange world she inhabits. It’s got plenty of product placements (including heavy pushing of dating…

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PHOTOS Kelsey Grammer kisses bikini-clad Kayte Walsh, then grabs her…

ByAsa Hawks

Talk about bad Grammer! Only seven days after getting his divorce finalized from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and former Playboy model Camille Donatacci, Kelsey Grammer and his new fiance, former flight attendant Kayte Walsh, got non-adulterously lascivious poolside in Miami Thursday. Keep reading to find out which of Kayte’s body parts Kelsey went for next!

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PHOTOS Vanessa Hudgens gets a butterfly tattoo on her neck

ByAsa Hawks

This is what happens when you start hanging out with sexy rebel lesbian MTV hosts! Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens fell under the influence of Australia’s Ruby Rose late last night and as a result her skin lost its virginity… to a tattoo! Keep reading for Vanessa’s epidermal deflowering in progress as well as the finished product.

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera arrested for being under the influence of marijuana

ByDarren O

The topsy turvy world of Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry just became even more unsettled. The father of her son Isaac, Jonathan Rivera, who goes by Jo on the show was arrested for being under the influence of marijuana on Sunday! Read on for the arrest details and how this all might effect who will garner custody of Isaac.

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After diss, Lil’ Kim kills Nicki Minaj on bloody Black Friday mixtape cover

ByStarcasm Staff

This all started with  young rap caricature Nicki Minaj (with an epic booty) called Lil’ Kim a “has been” on her rwarrtastic “Roman’s Revenge” song from her hit album Pink Friday. Lil’ Kim was pissed, and she wanted her own Revenge. She ripped Nicki a new one on a new song “Black Friday” and then…

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Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki yearbook photos through the years

ByDarren O

Check out the recently announced new Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki through the years in a fantastic yearbook gallery. Read about her accomplishments in High School that would lead me to believe that the actress may already have been a Wonder Woman before being cast in the role of a lifetime!

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PHOTOS Adrianne Palicki is the new ‘Wonder Woman’

ByDarren O

After much speculation and innuendo we now know that Friday Night Lights alum Adrianne Palicki will be the actress to fill the big sexy boots of Lynda Carter and portray Wonder Woman in David E. Kelly’s TV reboot of the popular classic show.

Check out some certifiably H-O-T pics of Palicki including a side-by-side next to the living legend Lynda Carter just so we all can remember that NO ONE will ever out sexy LC as Wonder Woman! Also see Lynda’s positive reaction via Twitter to the big news.

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick receives surprise proposal on red carpet

ByDarren O

In the midst of all this Hollywood heartbreak divorce news about love gone wrong its refreshing to see the other end of the love spectrum. Jersey Shore starlet Angelina Pivarnick thought it was just another red carpet day with her boyfriend when unexpectedly David Kovacs got down on one knee in front of the press and everyone else and proposed! Awwwwwwwwww.

Read on for some fantastic photos of the genuinely surprised Jersey love.

PHOTO, VIDEO – Justin Bieber’s new spiky hair, political views, and “girlfriend” Selena Gomez screensaver
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PHOTO, VIDEO – Justin Bieber’s new spiky hair, political views, and “girlfriend” Selena Gomez screensaver

ByStarcasm Staff

Justin Bieber is growing up! Just last year he was 15 years old and probably still had his “new baby smell.” Now he’s 16 and things have changed. Most notably his voice. His Grammy performance proved that his signature teeny-bopper high range had dropped considerably. He also has a rumored steady girlfriend, and in the…

Top Ten Chrissy Teigen tweets from her ‘SI Swimsuit Issue’ promo tour

ByMichael Dunaway

In case you weren’t aware, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Christine Teigen has some awful nice tweets. In honor of the release of the 2011 Bikini Bible we’ve gathered up the best of the best from Chrissy’s whirlwind promotional week that included accompanying boyfriend John Legend to the Grammys, SI Swimsuit Issue cover reveal on David Letterman, Legend’s simultaneous performance on Leno and an appearance on The Today Show!

PHOTOS VIDEO “Tha Life: Atlanta” gay black male reality series

ByAsa Hawks

Given the popularity of the flamboyant, high-heels-wearing man-peaches on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta I suppose it was inevitable that someone would try to pitch a reality show based on a similar cast of characters from the ATL. And obeying the definition of the word inevitable “it” has happened in the form of Tha Life: Atlanta, a reality series starring five gay black men living an openly gay lifestyle in Atlanta.

Keep reading to meet all five cast members, including J. Will (Mr. Unpredictable) and Terrance (The Mayor of Atlanta).

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VIDEO – Will villain Russell Hantz finally win Survivor with his same strategies?

ByStarcasm Staff

Sometimes when you have a good thing going, you shouldn’t let it go. Reality competition shows don’t have the same luxury of easily keeping around their best villains like other reality shows (ex: Real Housewives,) so what they do instead is come up with new twists and turns to bring back figures that their fans…

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Survivor 22: Redemption Island, Julie Wolfe is a World Championship Outrigger canoer, firefighter

ByStarcasm Staff

On of the most athletically accomplished contestants on Survivor 22: Redemption Island, premiering tonight @ 8 on CBS, is 50-year-old firefighter Julie Wolfe. Wolfe won the World Championship Outrigger Canoe Race in 1996 and 1998, a pretty impressive feat that involves a 41 mile course. This mother of two not only kicks ass at canoeing,…

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PHOTOS Kathy Griffin in lingerie for Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party

ByDarren O

Kathy Griffin has always intrigued me as a lover of pop culture and women. I’ve always thought she’s hilarious but have never been able to answer the simple question, “Hot or not?” Well thanks to some recent photos of Kathy in lingerie on her way to Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party I am no longer unsure. Kathy Griffin is hilarious AND hot!

Check out high-res photos of the D-List Queen in lingerie, fishnet stockings and boots to see if you agree with my conclusion.