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VIDEO: A very pregnant Alicia Keys falls on stage

While performing at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans over the weekend a very pregnant Alicia took a stiletto sporting fall right on stage while singing the song “Love is Blind.” She managed this type of public stumble as gracefully as possible by not missing a note of the song while bouncing right up and back to her seat at the piano. Check out the fall and the unsung hero in this story; her booty!

Fear and Trembling – July 6th, 2010
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Fear and Trembling – July 6th, 2010

Our Fear and Trembling submitted for your terror today involves a man born to be on F & T, Mr. Jon “dragon tattoo” Gosselin. So what is Jon up to now that lands him in our pop culture horror house? A few hints:

A) Kate Gosselin has done this many times
B) It involves Jon’s feelings and stuff
C) His life coach Sylvia Lafair is assisting Jon-minus-nine with it

Read on if you have the guts to find out Jon’s next publicity grab and our Fear and Trembling for July 6th, 2010!

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VIDEOS Big Brother 12’s Monet Stunson, CBS veteran and 2009 Miss Illinois runner-up

One of the house guests looking to take home the $500,000 grand prize for season 12 of Big Brother is 24-year-old model Monet Stunson from Glen Carbon, Illinois. Check out two rare videos of Monet, one is from a local St Louis TV station in which she is surprised with the announcement that she will be on CBS’ long running soap The Young and the Restless and the other is of her finishing runner-up in the 2009 Miss Illinois contest!

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VIDEOS Big Brother 12’s Matt Hoffman with his band Shooting Blanks

One of the house guests competing for the $500,000 grand prize in season 12 of Big Brother is Matt Hoffman, a 32-year-old web designer from Elgin, Illinois. Matt was in a punk band called Shooting Blanks and I was able to dig up two “classic” videos from the band. Tattoos, babes tether with duct tape and an impossibly over the top guitar… Check it out!

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PHOTOS Jessica Simpson’s fiance Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson has got herself a new football beau! His name is Eric Johnson and he’s a retired “tight end” that played for both the San Francisco 49ers and New Orleans Saints. In football and dating circles, going from the QB of the Dallas Cowboys to a retired TE might seem like a down grade but let us all remember that in this fantasy draft it’s different stats we’re looking for. Check out some photos of the new man enjoying Simpson’s sexual napalm!

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Revisionist History: 10 altered Mel Gibson movie titles

Mel Gibson is back at it with another racist, threatening, and hateful verbal tirade. This time the target is his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva with whom he is in a heated custody battle for their eight-month-old daughter. In light of this new information I submit to you a list of 10 revised Mel Gibson movie titles that better reflect the man we’ve all come to know and not love. Turd on a Wire anyone!?!

VIDEO Vuvuzela Hero, the worst game ever?

By now just about everyone across the globe is familiar with that impossibly annoying droning horn noise that drowns out all sounds at the World Cup. It is the calling card of South African irritation, the Vuvuzela. So what do you get when you mix the vuv-a-what’s-it’s-name and the mega popular Guitar Hero franchise. Read on to see the video for… Vuvuzela Hero!

VIDEOS We Are LeBron vs. Ohioans Against LeBron

If you haven’t heard, superstar Cleveland Cavalier basketballer and Ohio native LeBron James is a free agent and the potential loss of their hometown hero has Ohio politicians taking sides along party lines. See the still working “We Are Lebron” parody video starring Dem. Gov. Ted Strickland and then read the response from Rep. challenger John Kasich that lead to the formation of an Ohioans Against Lebron website!

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VIDEOS Big Brother 12’s Kristen Bitting modeling bikinis

24-year-old Kristen Bitting is one of 13 cast members on Big Brother 12, set to premiere July 8 on CBS. As part of her resume to appear on this season’s beach-themed rendition of the reality competition, Kristen has quite a bit of experience modeling bikinis. Thanks to the fine folks over at Pango Pango Swimwear…

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PHOTOS Big Brother 12’s Kristen Bitting bikini photos

One of the new cast members for Big Brother 12 announced yesterday is 24-year-old Kristen Bitting from Philapelphia, PA. In addition to being a boutique manager, Kristen also spends her time in front of the camera looking mighty fine modeling bikinis! Thanks to the kind folks at Pango Pango Swimwear we’ve been able to gather up some eye-popping photos of Ms. Bitting that are sure to whet your whistle for the upcoming season 12 of America’s favorite voyeuristic reality competition!

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VIDEO Michigan teacher accused of extra curricular activity with multiple students

In a sad trend, Marcie Rousseau of Freeland, Michigan is the latest teacher embattled in a sex-with-underaged-student scandal. For Rousseau her charges are especially alarming as police are claiming that the Freeland High School teacher had numerous sexual encounters with a 16-year-old student that involved car trips across county lines. In addition, there are now accusations that Rousseau had sexual relationships with at least two other students prior to this most recent tryst.

VIDEOS PHOTOS: Big Brother 12’s Ragan Fox
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VIDEOS PHOTOS: Big Brother 12’s Ragan Fox

The big surprise twist to season 12 of Big Brother is that there is going to be a “Saboteur” that will exist solely to mess things up in the house. See the many reasons why I think that Mr. Ragan Fox will be revealed as this no-good Saboteur du jour. Videos, blogs, a book, Hollywood and podcasts are my evidence!

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PHOTOS Big Brother 12’s Britney Haynes was a teen beauty pageant contestant

Britney Haynes is a 22-year-old hotel sales manager from Huntington, Arkansas. She also happens to be one of the house guests for season 12 of Big Brother that was announced today by CBS. See a lovely twitter account photo as well as Britney as a teen beauty pageant contestant. Bio info and even Miss Haynes learning New York City taxi etiquette included!

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Fear and Trembling – June 29th, 2010

The BP oil disaster has brought much heartache to the fine residents along the Gulf Coast. So what has the large crowd of people you see gathered in this photo on the beach in Okaloosa County, FL so excited? Read on and brace yourself for the next installmet of Fear and Trembling as I will fill in this blank:

“You have to admit, ______ ________ is just awesome.”

Amy Locane of Melrose Place fame charged in deadly crash

Amy Locane-Bovenizer, who became famous portraying Sandy Louise Harling in the hit show Melrose Place, has been arrested and charged with vehicular homicide and assault by auto for two incidents that occurred Sunday night in and around Princeton, New Jersey. Read about the tragic chain of events that lead to the deadly collision.

Who is Mena Suvari’s husband Simone Sestito?

Mena Suvari wed her fiancee Simone Sestito on Saturday at a private church in Vatican City. Suvari is a popular actress best known for her roles in the films American Beauty and the American Pie franchise. But exactly who is her husband Simone Sestito, described by People in their breaking story as a concert producer? Read on to see what I was able to find out about the new Mr. Suvari.

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VIDEO AUDIO: Big Brother 12 information is trickling in!

Information is beginning to trickle in about this summer’s BB run. How about 13 contestants, a beach theme and that’s just the beginning!?! Read on to see the first video preview and to hear an audio interview with show producer Allison Grodner who spills quite a few beans about the upcoming season of BB.

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INTERVIEW: Warren the Ape on sex tapes, Shatner and sobriety

Warren the Ape lives in his own universe, a universe that just so happens to be much more interesting and fascinating than yours or mine. Bouncing around underneath his helmet are a million thoughts and ideas. We were fortunate enough to get just a tiny peek into the immense matter between those furry ape ears in an exclusive interview. Shatner, sex tapes, and sobriety. Ladies and gentlemen we present to you the career reclaiming MTV star Warren the Ape.

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Pavelka vs. Girardi: First post-break-up interview explosion!

Things are getting real messy for Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi following the announcement of their recent split! In an interview with Star magazine Vienna claims that Jake never wanted to actually get married, was obsessed with pursuing a career in acting and was never “intimate” with her. Needless to say, the article angered Pavelka, who says selling the story to Star was crossing the line. Now the couple is reuniting for the first time since their break-up to air out their differences in a televised interview for US Magazine set to air during the July 5 episode of The Bachelorette! Say what you will about Jake and Vienna, but they know marketing!

VIDEO: County Supervisor from Milwaukee needs a geography lesson

Peggy White is a County Supervisor from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and she has an important lesson to teach anyone who has a public platform and wishes to share their feelings about the volatile Arizona Immigration laws. This important lesson is, HAVE SOME CLUE IN REGARDS TO WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. See the video that has everybody asking, “Does Arizona border Mexico?”

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Farrah Fawcett speaks with Tori Spelling from beyond the grave

Tori Spelling is out there and I mean really out there. In the latest Tori revelation she claims to have received contact from someone far outside the 90210 area code. In fact, her communication came from beyond the grave in the form of the late star Farrah Fawcett! See what Tori had to say about what the spirit of Farrah had to say with mediation help from that John Edward dude.

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VIDEO: Dr. Michael Fiorillo discusses Danielle Staub’s breast implant surgery

Just when I thought The Real Housewives of New Jersey couldn’t get any more disturbing, Bravo mistreated us to a very unsettling glimpse into the world of breast implant surgeries gone wrong, thanks to Danielle Staub and and her three prior bubby alterations. Danielle’s plastic sugeon, Dr. Michael Fiorillo, sat down with OK Magazine to discuss the procedure as well as all the things that were askew with The Real Housewife of New Jersey‘s previous surgeries. See what the doc had to say and just how bad the situation was when Danielle came knocking on his door.

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VIDEO: Miley Cyrus says dance track is for abused women

Thanks to the new album Can’t be Tamed, her determination to show a more mature side of Miley, and a couple of notorious tweets from Perez Hilton, Miley Cyrus has been omnipresent. In the midst of her everywhereness Miley spoke with MTV News about her new album and how the songs are all about empowering and encouraging women. Hear and read the lyrics for the dance track “Liberty Walk” which Cyrus says is for women in abusive realtionships.

VIDEO OK Go drummer stare down with Animal while Zach Galifianakis watches

The band OK Go is becoming an internet video go to source. Following their highly entertaining Rube Goldberg machine music videofor their single “This Too Shall Pass” and their work out inspired viral video for “Here it Goes Again” the band is back at it again this time with an entertaining and strange “Animal from the Muppets stares down drummer while Zach Galifianakis observes during the Webby awards” video.

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VIDEO: Father Guido Sarducci discusses Glenn Beck on Colbert Report

Fox commentator Glenn Beck is planning a rally on the same day and location of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream Speech.” According to Beck, his moral fuel for fire has come from the Holy Roman Church. In an encounter at the Vatican, the home of the Pope and the center of the Roman Catholic universe, Glenn Beck had a clandestine run-in with a representative. Colbert found this mysterious vatican rep and it was none other than SNL alum and chain smoking priest Father Guido Sarducci! Check out the candid sit-down interview with the living legend.

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VIDEO: Jennifer Love Hewitt portrays prostitute in Lifetime movie

Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be back on television after the recent announcement that her CBS show Ghost Whisperer was canceled. This time Hewitt will be pulling a “reverse Danielle Staub” by playing the role of housewife-turned-prostitute in the Lifetime original movie The Client List. See JLH in lingerie and the inevitable emo-man slow tear from the movie’s official trailer.

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VIDEO: Violent beating outside of Miami strip club

The Miami-Dade Police Department has released an extremely violent and shocking video of an assault that occurred on June 11th outside of the Coco Lounge strip club in Miami, Florida. In the video five men attack 25-year-old Getro Dolicine and proceed to beat him so savagely that he wound up in critical condition at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital. See the shocking video and follow up on who is still at large.

Looking through a foreign window: Van Morrison, Bob Dylan and The Parthenon

In 1991 the BBC put together a documentary on the mercurial Irish master Van Morrison called One Irish Rover. The title was taken from a song of the same name from his 1986 record No Guru, No Method, No Teacher. Part of that documentary features tow performances by Van and Bob Dylan overlooking The Parthenon. Read why I think this is the most historical music footage ever filmed.

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Naked Cowboy sues Naked Cowgirl, is there a Naked Court?

It’s an Empire State Times Square whitey-tighty throw down for the legendary Naked Cowboy and his nemesis Naked Cowgirl. The attireless geetar strummer, whose real name is Robert Burck, has filed a cease-and-desist letter to the female copy-catting Naked Cowgirl, real name Sandy Kane. Find out the naked truth about this New York City showdown.

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Jake and Vienna’s rose petals wither and die

Another Bachelor romance bites the dust as the most recent reality show love match Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have called off their engagement and called it quits. Read their brief statement and refresh your memory on all the juicy cheating rumors that may have doomed this relationship from the start.

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PHOTO: Perez Hilton tweets Miley’s crotch again!

Perez Hilton appears to be having a blast with the whole Miley upskirt Twitter controversy. After making a couple sort-of apologies, the Queen of All Media was back at it today tweeting yet another provocative image of Miley’s lady area! See the barely SFW photo and read what Perez had to say about Miley this time around!

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Will Catcher in the Rye finally become a movie?

Hollywood has long coveted J.D. Salinger’s 1951 masterwork Catcher in the Rye which has sold over 65 million copies and is listed in Time magazine’s top 100 English-language novels written since 1923. Salinger kept a tight grip on Catcher refusing to allow it to become a film, but since his passing in January there has been a groundswell of rumors that a combination of circumstances may finally allow for a film adaptation.

VIDEO: Vanessa Carlton comes out of the bi-closet

During a performance at the Nashville Pride concert, headlining musician Vanessa Carlton informed a crowd of 18,000 that she is bisexual, joining a number of other female celebrities who’ve recently jumped on board the bi-train including X-Tina and Anna Paquin. See video of Vanessa’s actual announcement from the Nashville Pride concert!

Connecticut Style host Desiree Fontaine charged with shoplifting

New Haven, Connecticut television personality Desiree Fontaine has been accused of shoplifting more than a hundred dollars worth of merchandise from a department store! Police say the WTNH traffic reporter and host of Connecticut Style was arrested on Saturday after they received a complaint from the Sears department store in Milford, Connecticut. See behind-the-scenes footage of Desiree and video of her enjoying merchandise at a high-end jewelry store.

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Kim Cattrall to receive honorary doctorate degree

Kim Cattrall has announced that she will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Liverpool later this year. The British-born actress and current star of Sex and the City 2 is excited about the honor. Read her statement and find out about Cattrall’s academic resume, including the book Sexual Intelligence and the film it inspired. I’ve even included a video clip of Kim Cattrall dancing on a huge phallus from the film! (It already sounds better than Sex and the City 2!)

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VIDEOS: Lakers fans are a riot

The L.A. Lakers beat the Boston Celtics in game 7 of the NBA finals to win the 2010 World Championship last night and as you might have expected, the fans took to the streets and “celebrated” by tearing the City of Angels a new one.

Here for your viewing pleasure and dismay is a gallery of Laker fan rioting videos from last night’s “celebration.” I doublechecked and made sure they were in fact from this year. $5 to the first person to spot a celebrity!

VIDEO: Is nudist Wubbzy a closeted transvestite?

I was taking care of my sicky-poo little 2-year-old daughter today when I noticed something rather shocking while watching an episode of the popular Nickelodeon show Wow Wow Wubbzy . Wubbzy, the one with a bendy tail that he likes that way, was wearing what appeared to be a bikini top! Could our little not-so-mellow yellow fellow be the next contestant on Ru Paul’s Drag Race? Keep reading to watch the video and decide for yourself!

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Blake Clark replaces the late Jim Varney as the new voice of Slinky Dog

When Disney Pixar decided to move forward with Toy Story 3, in theaters tomorrow, they had one major problem. Who was going to replace the late Jim Varney of Ernest fame as the voice of Slinky Dog? They found their man in Blake Clark, a veteran actor from such movies as 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, and The Waterboy.

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Preview The Situation’s rap rave

O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.

VIDEO: Congressman Bob Etheridge assaults young man

Congessman Bob Etheridge needs anger management courses and we have the video to prove it. An amateur video shot in Washington D.C. by two unnamed “students” shows Etheridge losing his mind after being asked if he supports President Obama’s agenda. Watch the video of Boilin’ Bob grabbing one of the young men by the wrist and then by the neck! Talk about abuse of power! Oh, and read his apology too.

Laura Baron
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10 Questions with ‘You’re Cut Off’ life coach Laura Baron

Laura Baron, the lovely life coach from VH1’s entertaining new show You’re Cut Off, took time out of her intense schedule to sit down with Starcasm for an exclusive interview. Among other things, Laura riffs on the show, her future plans, Nicolas Cage, and herself at 16. Check it out!

Pat Benatar to release memoir ‘Between a Heart and a Rock Place’ tomorrow

Pat Benatar, the little lady with the powerhouse voice and back-catalog of mega-hits including Love Is a Battlefield, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, and We Belong is releasing a memoir tomorrow titled Between a Heart and a Rock Place. Keep reading to find out more details and see a promotional video for the rock-n-roll tell-all.

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Perez Hilton tweets uncensored, underaged Miley Cyrus upskirt!?!

See the SFW Miley Cyrus upskirt image that Perez Hilton allegedly tweeted this morning and subsequently removed. Why would bold and sassy Perez remove the photo image? It probably has something to do with the fact that Miley isn’t 18 yet! Decide for yourself if the image is real or “photo-tuned.”

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Austin keeps it weird with Chicken Sh*t Bingo

“Keep Austin Weird” is a long running slogan down in Austin, Texas. Sticking with that tradition I present to you one of the local past-times: Chicken Sh*t Bingo. Every Sunday at Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon around 5 pm you can lay down a couple of bucks, listen to Dale Watson, and hope a chicken takes a dump on your number and win some money. Now THAT is how you relax on a Sunday in Texas! Bonus – See Dale with Billy Joe Shaver on the day Shaver was set free!

Does Tom Selleck have a personal mustache groomer?

Does Tom Selleck have a personal mustache groomer?

In my twisted world I have always thought that the best job in America was to be the guy responsible for protecting Willie Nelson’s worn acoustic guitar Trigger. Well that position may have a competitor now that the New York Post is reporting that Tom Selleck, 65, may have his own personal mustache groomer! Also see a video of what Ashton Kutcher, who stars with Selleck in the film Killers, had to say about the power of the infamous ‘stache.

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Calvin Klein cologne is attractive, TO JAGUARS!

Let this be a warning to all the single men out there. If you head out tonight and splash on a little Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men looking for some cougar action you just might get another big cat instead! Researchers have discovered that the legendary designer’s smell-good juice is a wonderful way to lure jaguars.

Who is Jaqueline Madden from Vh1’s You’re Cut Off?

Who is Jaqueline Madden from Vh1’s You’re Cut Off?

VH1’s new reality series You’re Cut Off features 9 spoiled and combustible young ladies cut off from their sugar daddies and crammed into a “tiny” house where life coach Laura Baron tries to break them of their diva-ish ways. Needless to say, it is an entertaining drama explosion!

Often at the center of the cat fighting is 23-year-old Jaqueline Madden, a smoking-hot, blinged-out brunette from Mahwah, New Jersey. I did some poking around on the internet and found out all kinds of interesting things about the pretty pouty princess of all things purple and put it in a post!

Jaleel White of Urkel fame stars in Hulu’s ‘Fake It Til You Make It’

Though he will always be remembered as the mega-goofy, suspender-sporting Steve Urkel from the popular sitcom Family Matters, actor Jaleel White is moving on with a successful new Hulu-based show called Fake It Til You Make It. In addition to writing and producing the show, White stars as Reggie Culkin, a 33-year-old child star who mentors three Hollywood hopefuls.

Keep reading to watch the first episode and read what Jaleel has to say about living in the shadow of Urkel.