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Pavelka vs. Girardi: First post-break-up interview explosion!

ByDarren O

Things are getting real messy for Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi following the announcement of their recent split! In an interview with Star magazine Vienna claims that Jake never wanted to actually get married, was obsessed with pursuing a career in acting and was never “intimate” with her. Needless to say, the article angered Pavelka, who says selling the story to Star was crossing the line. Now the couple is reuniting for the first time since their break-up to air out their differences in a televised interview for US Magazine set to air during the July 5 episode of The Bachelorette! Say what you will about Jake and Vienna, but they know marketing!

VIDEO: County Supervisor from Milwaukee needs a geography lesson

ByDarren O

Peggy White is a County Supervisor from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and she has an important lesson to teach anyone who has a public platform and wishes to share their feelings about the volatile Arizona Immigration laws. This important lesson is, HAVE SOME CLUE IN REGARDS TO WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. See the video that has everybody asking, “Does Arizona border Mexico?”

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Farrah Fawcett speaks with Tori Spelling from beyond the grave

ByDarren O

Tori Spelling is out there and I mean really out there. In the latest Tori revelation she claims to have received contact from someone far outside the 90210 area code. In fact, her communication came from beyond the grave in the form of the late star Farrah Fawcett! See what Tori had to say about what the spirit of Farrah had to say with mediation help from that John Edward dude.

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VIDEO: Dr. Michael Fiorillo discusses Danielle Staub’s breast implant surgery

ByDarren O

Just when I thought The Real Housewives of New Jersey couldn’t get any more disturbing, Bravo mistreated us to a very unsettling glimpse into the world of breast implant surgeries gone wrong, thanks to Danielle Staub and and her three prior bubby alterations. Danielle’s plastic sugeon, Dr. Michael Fiorillo, sat down with OK Magazine to discuss the procedure as well as all the things that were askew with The Real Housewife of New Jersey‘s previous surgeries. See what the doc had to say and just how bad the situation was when Danielle came knocking on his door.

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VIDEO: Miley Cyrus says dance track is for abused women

ByDarren O

Thanks to the new album Can’t be Tamed, her determination to show a more mature side of Miley, and a couple of notorious tweets from Perez Hilton, Miley Cyrus has been omnipresent. In the midst of her everywhereness Miley spoke with MTV News about her new album and how the songs are all about empowering and encouraging women. Hear and read the lyrics for the dance track “Liberty Walk” which Cyrus says is for women in abusive realtionships.

VIDEO OK Go drummer stare down with Animal while Zach Galifianakis watches

ByDarren O

The band OK Go is becoming an internet video go to source. Following their highly entertaining Rube Goldberg machine music videofor their single “This Too Shall Pass” and their work out inspired viral video for “Here it Goes Again” the band is back at it again this time with an entertaining and strange “Animal from the Muppets stares down drummer while Zach Galifianakis observes during the Webby awards” video.

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VIDEO: Father Guido Sarducci discusses Glenn Beck on Colbert Report

ByDarren O

Fox commentator Glenn Beck is planning a rally on the same day and location of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream Speech.” According to Beck, his moral fuel for fire has come from the Holy Roman Church. In an encounter at the Vatican, the home of the Pope and the center of the Roman Catholic universe, Glenn Beck had a clandestine run-in with a representative. Colbert found this mysterious vatican rep and it was none other than SNL alum and chain smoking priest Father Guido Sarducci! Check out the candid sit-down interview with the living legend.

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VIDEO: Jennifer Love Hewitt portrays prostitute in Lifetime movie

ByDarren O

Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be back on television after the recent announcement that her CBS show Ghost Whisperer was canceled. This time Hewitt will be pulling a “reverse Danielle Staub” by playing the role of housewife-turned-prostitute in the Lifetime original movie The Client List. See JLH in lingerie and the inevitable emo-man slow tear from the movie’s official trailer.

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VIDEO: Violent beating outside of Miami strip club

ByDarren O

The Miami-Dade Police Department has released an extremely violent and shocking video of an assault that occurred on June 11th outside of the Coco Lounge strip club in Miami, Florida. In the video five men attack 25-year-old Getro Dolicine and proceed to beat him so savagely that he wound up in critical condition at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital. See the shocking video and follow up on who is still at large.

Looking through a foreign window: Van Morrison, Bob Dylan and The Parthenon

ByDarren O

In 1991 the BBC put together a documentary on the mercurial Irish master Van Morrison called One Irish Rover. The title was taken from a song of the same name from his 1986 record No Guru, No Method, No Teacher. Part of that documentary features tow performances by Van and Bob Dylan overlooking The Parthenon. Read why I think this is the most historical music footage ever filmed.

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Naked Cowboy sues Naked Cowgirl, is there a Naked Court?

ByDarren O

It’s an Empire State Times Square whitey-tighty throw down for the legendary Naked Cowboy and his nemesis Naked Cowgirl. The attireless geetar strummer, whose real name is Robert Burck, has filed a cease-and-desist letter to the female copy-catting Naked Cowgirl, real name Sandy Kane. Find out the naked truth about this New York City showdown.

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Jake and Vienna’s rose petals wither and die

ByDarren O

Another Bachelor romance bites the dust as the most recent reality show love match Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have called off their engagement and called it quits. Read their brief statement and refresh your memory on all the juicy cheating rumors that may have doomed this relationship from the start.

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PHOTO: Perez Hilton tweets Miley’s crotch again!

ByDarren O

Perez Hilton appears to be having a blast with the whole Miley upskirt Twitter controversy. After making a couple sort-of apologies, the Queen of All Media was back at it today tweeting yet another provocative image of Miley’s lady area! See the barely SFW photo and read what Perez had to say about Miley this time around!

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Will Catcher in the Rye finally become a movie?

ByDarren O

Hollywood has long coveted J.D. Salinger’s 1951 masterwork Catcher in the Rye which has sold over 65 million copies and is listed in Time magazine’s top 100 English-language novels written since 1923. Salinger kept a tight grip on Catcher refusing to allow it to become a film, but since his passing in January there has been a groundswell of rumors that a combination of circumstances may finally allow for a film adaptation.

VIDEO: Vanessa Carlton comes out of the bi-closet

ByDarren O

During a performance at the Nashville Pride concert, headlining musician Vanessa Carlton informed a crowd of 18,000 that she is bisexual, joining a number of other female celebrities who’ve recently jumped on board the bi-train including X-Tina and Anna Paquin. See video of Vanessa’s actual announcement from the Nashville Pride concert!

Connecticut Style host Desiree Fontaine charged with shoplifting

ByDarren O

New Haven, Connecticut television personality Desiree Fontaine has been accused of shoplifting more than a hundred dollars worth of merchandise from a department store! Police say the WTNH traffic reporter and host of Connecticut Style was arrested on Saturday after they received a complaint from the Sears department store in Milford, Connecticut. See behind-the-scenes footage of Desiree and video of her enjoying merchandise at a high-end jewelry store.

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Kim Cattrall to receive honorary doctorate degree

ByDarren O

Kim Cattrall has announced that she will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Liverpool later this year. The British-born actress and current star of Sex and the City 2 is excited about the honor. Read her statement and find out about Cattrall’s academic resume, including the book Sexual Intelligence and the film it inspired. I’ve even included a video clip of Kim Cattrall dancing on a huge phallus from the film! (It already sounds better than Sex and the City 2!)

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VIDEOS: Lakers fans are a riot

ByDarren O

The L.A. Lakers beat the Boston Celtics in game 7 of the NBA finals to win the 2010 World Championship last night and as you might have expected, the fans took to the streets and “celebrated” by tearing the City of Angels a new one.

Here for your viewing pleasure and dismay is a gallery of Laker fan rioting videos from last night’s “celebration.” I doublechecked and made sure they were in fact from this year. $5 to the first person to spot a celebrity!

VIDEO: Is nudist Wubbzy a closeted transvestite?

ByDarren O

I was taking care of my sicky-poo little 2-year-old daughter today when I noticed something rather shocking while watching an episode of the popular Nickelodeon show Wow Wow Wubbzy . Wubbzy, the one with a bendy tail that he likes that way, was wearing what appeared to be a bikini top! Could our little not-so-mellow yellow fellow be the next contestant on Ru Paul’s Drag Race? Keep reading to watch the video and decide for yourself!

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Blake Clark replaces the late Jim Varney as the new voice of Slinky Dog

ByDarren O

When Disney Pixar decided to move forward with Toy Story 3, in theaters tomorrow, they had one major problem. Who was going to replace the late Jim Varney of Ernest fame as the voice of Slinky Dog? They found their man in Blake Clark, a veteran actor from such movies as 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, and The Waterboy.

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Preview The Situation’s rap rave

ByDarren O

O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.

VIDEO: Congressman Bob Etheridge assaults young man

ByDarren O

Congessman Bob Etheridge needs anger management courses and we have the video to prove it. An amateur video shot in Washington D.C. by two unnamed “students” shows Etheridge losing his mind after being asked if he supports President Obama’s agenda. Watch the video of Boilin’ Bob grabbing one of the young men by the wrist and then by the neck! Talk about abuse of power! Oh, and read his apology too.

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10 Questions with ‘You’re Cut Off’ life coach Laura Baron

ByDarren O

Laura Baron, the lovely life coach from VH1’s entertaining new show You’re Cut Off, took time out of her intense schedule to sit down with Starcasm for an exclusive interview. Among other things, Laura riffs on the show, her future plans, Nicolas Cage, and herself at 16. Check it out!

Pat Benatar to release memoir ‘Between a Heart and a Rock Place’ tomorrow

ByDarren O

Pat Benatar, the little lady with the powerhouse voice and back-catalog of mega-hits including Love Is a Battlefield, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, and We Belong is releasing a memoir tomorrow titled Between a Heart and a Rock Place. Keep reading to find out more details and see a promotional video for the rock-n-roll tell-all.

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Perez Hilton tweets uncensored, underaged Miley Cyrus upskirt!?!

ByDarren O

See the SFW Miley Cyrus upskirt image that Perez Hilton allegedly tweeted this morning and subsequently removed. Why would bold and sassy Perez remove the photo image? It probably has something to do with the fact that Miley isn’t 18 yet! Decide for yourself if the image is real or “photo-tuned.”

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Austin keeps it weird with Chicken Sh*t Bingo

ByDarren O

“Keep Austin Weird” is a long running slogan down in Austin, Texas. Sticking with that tradition I present to you one of the local past-times: Chicken Sh*t Bingo. Every Sunday at Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon around 5 pm you can lay down a couple of bucks, listen to Dale Watson, and hope a chicken takes a dump on your number and win some money. Now THAT is how you relax on a Sunday in Texas! Bonus – See Dale with Billy Joe Shaver on the day Shaver was set free!

Does Tom Selleck have a personal mustache groomer?

Does Tom Selleck have a personal mustache groomer?

ByDarren O

In my twisted world I have always thought that the best job in America was to be the guy responsible for protecting Willie Nelson’s worn acoustic guitar Trigger. Well that position may have a competitor now that the New York Post is reporting that Tom Selleck, 65, may have his own personal mustache groomer! Also see a video of what Ashton Kutcher, who stars with Selleck in the film Killers, had to say about the power of the infamous ‘stache.

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Calvin Klein cologne is attractive, TO JAGUARS!

ByDarren O

Let this be a warning to all the single men out there. If you head out tonight and splash on a little Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men looking for some cougar action you just might get another big cat instead! Researchers have discovered that the legendary designer’s smell-good juice is a wonderful way to lure jaguars.

Who is Jaqueline Madden from Vh1’s You’re Cut Off?

Who is Jaqueline Madden from Vh1’s You’re Cut Off?

ByDarren O

VH1’s new reality series You’re Cut Off features 9 spoiled and combustible young ladies cut off from their sugar daddies and crammed into a “tiny” house where life coach Laura Baron tries to break them of their diva-ish ways. Needless to say, it is an entertaining drama explosion!

Often at the center of the cat fighting is 23-year-old Jaqueline Madden, a smoking-hot, blinged-out brunette from Mahwah, New Jersey. I did some poking around on the internet and found out all kinds of interesting things about the pretty pouty princess of all things purple and put it in a post!

Jaleel White of Urkel fame stars in Hulu’s ‘Fake It Til You Make It’

ByDarren O

Though he will always be remembered as the mega-goofy, suspender-sporting Steve Urkel from the popular sitcom Family Matters, actor Jaleel White is moving on with a successful new Hulu-based show called Fake It Til You Make It. In addition to writing and producing the show, White stars as Reggie Culkin, a 33-year-old child star who mentors three Hollywood hopefuls.

Keep reading to watch the first episode and read what Jaleel has to say about living in the shadow of Urkel.

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VIDEO: Countess LuAnn de Lesseps ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class’ LIVE!

ByDarren O

The Countess and her angelic voice descended upon the City of Angels leaving Los Angeles and the Golden State in ruins. KTLA out of L.A. had the guts to let Real Housewives of New York City star LuAnn de Lessepes step on their morning news studio stage and belt out “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” “Rick roll’d” move over, it is now officially time to begin getting “de Lesseps duped.”

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VIDEO: NBC News anchor Brian Williams to DJ E Street Radio Friday

ByDarren O

Sirius XM Satellite Radio has its own 24/7 channel dedicated to the music of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band called E Street Radio. The channel plays a ton of the Boss including rare recordings and live performances. This Friday, E Street’s guest DJ is going to be NBC News anchor and fellow Jersey kid Brian Williams. See two video promos in which Williams discusses Springsteen’s connection to Indie music and growing up on the Jersey Shore.

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VIDEO: Too soon? Golden Girls adult film parody

ByDarren O

It is now safe to add porno-parody to the new celebrity culture news cycle along with Twitter, Facebook, The Soup, YouTube and of course wonderfully insightful blogs. Following the recent passing of Rue McLanahan and the omni-presence of Betty White, the Golden Girls are getting the official “adult treatment”. Check out the SFW trailer and the hilarious parody of the theme song “Thank You For Being a Friend.”

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RHNJ’s Jacqueline Laurita accuses Danielle Staub of leaking her own sex tape!

ByDarren O

Jacqueline Laurita from Real Housewives of New Jersey had a little to say about the forthcoming sex tape from her co-star Danielle Staub. Via her Twitter page Laurita dropped a bomb with a stunning accusation of who she thinks leaked the raunchy romp. She says Staub leaked Staub! See her tweet in all its fierce glory.

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Melissa Rycroft and Chris Harrison to co-host ‘Bachelor Pad’

ByDarren O

Arguably the sexiest female contestant to compete on ABC’s The Bachelor is returning to the Bachelor mansion! But instead of looking for love, Melissa Rycroft will be co-hosting a spin-off of the two popular match-making reality competitions calledBachelor Pad alongside Bach and -Ette veteran host Chris Harrison. Find out what she has to say about her new job and get the 411 on the new show Bachelor Pad.

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Chris Brown denied access to UK, forced to cancel gigs

ByDarren O

Following up on an earlier “Where Are They Now?” post, Chris Brown is resurfacing again this time by not being allowed to resurface in the UK. The work visa denial for the “Run It” singer is a direct result of his infamous assault of ex-girlfriend Rihanna, for which Brown served community service. Find out about the postponed tour dates and see his deleted Twitter apology.

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You Oughta Know: Who is Alanis Morissette’s new husband Souleye?

ByDarren O

People is reporting that singer-songwriter Alanis Morrisette married rapper Souleye (real name: Mario Treadway) in a quiet ceremony at their Los Angeles home on May 22nd. Everyone knows Alanis, 36, from her album Jagged Little Pill which has sold over 33 million units, but who is this “Souleye?” Check out bio and website information along with a video featuring Mr. Morissette.

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Jill Zarin responds to “haters,” contacts authorities

ByDarren O

Real Housewives of New York City star Jill Zarin is firing back at what she calls her “haters.” This weekend Zarin stated that she was forced to contact authorities when these so-called haters posted her address online and requested that folks send threatening mail. The Season Three villain also used her public Facebook page as a platform to respond and defend her family. See the allegations and Jill’s responses, including plans to regulate her Facebook and Twitter accounts.

VIDEO and FULL TRANSCRIPT: Ken Jeong’s moving Best WTF Moment award speech

ByDarren O

See the touching acceptance speech given by Ken Jeong while accepting the award for Best WTF Moment during last night’s MTV Video Awards. He won the award for his scene in “The Hangover’ in which he emerges nude from the trunk of a car. His wife, Dr. Tran Ho, underwent breast cancer treatment which inspired Jeong’s performance. Full transcript of the speech follows the video!

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VIDEO Avril Lavigne’s ‘Forbidden Rose’ fragrance commercial

ByDarren O

Avril Lavigne has been in the media spotlight lately due to some photos taken of her getting intimate with Brody Jenner on the beaches of Costa Rica. As it turns out, Brody may have just been a guinea pig for Avril’s latest foray in the field of fragrance! The punk pop princess is unleashing a new scent on the world called “Forbidden Rose,” due to hit stores on July 1! Keep reading to see the Twilight-inspired television commercial for “Avril in a jug!”

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Are John Corbett and Bo Derek getting married?

ByDarren O

During a visit on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning actor John Corbett talked about the prospect of marrying his long-time girlfriend Bo Derek and possibly setting a date. Find out what John said and watch an old-school trailer for Bo Derek’s 10! Plus, a clip from Corbett’s greatest television role! (Hint: It’s not Aidan!)

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LeAnn Rimes doesn’t regret betraying husband Dean Sheremet to marry Eddie Cibrian

ByDarren O

LeAnn Rimes believes everything happens for a reason, and when she says “everything,” she is including the affair she had with a married man while being married herself. People Magazine’s Friday issue will feature an interview with Rimes in which she discusses in detail her separation from Dean Sheremet and subsequent hook-up with actor Eddie Cibrian. Though the separation played out very publicly in the tabloids, this will the first time Rimes has spoken publicly about the end of her 7-year marriage to Sheremet.

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PHOTOS Jack Osbourne needs protection from ex-girlfriend Niki Cloyd

ByDarren O

Jack Osbourne’s ex is going off the rails on a crazy train. TMZ is reporting that Jack, the son of famous Heavy Metal icon Ozzy Osbourne, requested a restraining order from ex-girlfriend Niki Cloyd (24). Read all about Niki’s alleged meltdown and see photos of the couple from happier times.

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PHOTO VIDEOS: Was Debrahlee Lorenzana too sexy in the Citi?

ByDarren O

Debralee Lorenzana of New York City is unquestionably a knock-out. She is claiming that her natural assets are what caused her to be fired from her job as a banking officer at the Chrysler Building branch of Citibank. Read her allegations and see a photo as well as videos of the lovely NYC girl done wrong!

Adult film star Herbert Wong a.k.a. Tom Dong murdered in prop-machete attack
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Adult film star Herbert Wong a.k.a. Tom Dong murdered in prop-machete attack

ByDarren O

In a tragic scene that could only have been written in Hollyweird, a violent murder involving adult-film actors and a film-prop-machete took place late Tuesday night in Van Nuys, California. Adult actor Stephen Clancy Hill (a.k.a. Stephen Driver) went on a machete-wielding rampage at the Ultimate DVD production facility killing one man, Herbert Wong (a.k.a Tom Dong), and badly wounding two other men. See a video report and photos of Wong and Hill.

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VIDEO: Conan vs. Colbert and Stewart, a dance-off for the ages

ByDarren O

It was a dance-off for the ages on Conan O’Brien’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” last night at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall! It was a star-studded event and nowhere was this more apparent than when Conan threw down in an all-or-nothing dance-off with Stephen Colbert. As Def Leppard’s 80’s classic “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blared out through the PA system, Colbert and O’Brien took turns in a Zoolander like wiggle-war. Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun!

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Faith Evans set to star in her own reality show

ByDarren O

R & B artist Faith Evans is set to star in a reality show chronicling her life. The show, It’s All About Faith, will focus on Evans as she tries to revitalize her career following a five-year-hiatus. In addition to her singing comeback, the show will also focus on Evans’ struggle to balance her married-life with husband-manager Todd Russaw and their four kids.

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Belinda Carlisle finds out Heaven is a place on earth

ByDarren O

I would guess that 98% of the stories I run on artists who had their heyday in the 80’s aren’t what you would call “feel good.” Well I’m gonna swim in that other two percent now and talk about one of my very first TV crushes Belinda Carlisle. Belinda has a memoir coming out today called “Lips Unsealed” a play on words from her hit with the all-girl band “The Go-Go’s” “My Lips are Sealed.” See how she survived cocaine, alcohol, and weight issues to find happiness after the age of 50.

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Gary Coleman dies at 42 after suffering a brain hemorrhage

ByDarren O

Television veteran Gary Coleman, best known as Arnold Jackson on the extremely popular sitcom Diff’rent Strokes, has passed away today at the age of 42. Gary was hospitalized in Utah after falling at home and suffering a brain hemorrhage. He was initially coherent Thursday morning, but slipped into a coma for over a day. His …

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Is Lou Reed taking your dog for a walk on the wild side?

ByDarren O

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Lou Reed is definitely in the (Sydney Opera) house! Lou Reed, the sullen-faced New York City bard, has always been a little on the eccentric side, but he and his wife Laurie Anderson are turning it up a notch with their latest idea: A concert for dogs! Find out all about the concert here.

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Team Coco minus Coco to get TBS special

ByDarren O

While Conan is out on his ‘The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour’ it looks like his writers have received a green light from ‘TBS’ for their own special. The special is tentatively being called ‘Team Coco presents Conan’s Writers Live’ and will feature Conan staples Andy Richter and Reggie Watts. Find out the when and where and see a great video from Reggie Watts.

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Is Betty White going to be a grandma on ‘Gossip Girl?’

ByDarren O

Betty White train boarding, all aboard! In yet another piece of you can’t stop Betty White news it looks like she may be targeted to become part of the cast of ‘Gossip Girl’, the uber-popular teen series on the CW. Find out what the show creator had to say about the possible White connection and how ‘Mad Men’ and Chuck Bass fit into the picture.