The newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti got her wings at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after winning the Victoria’s Secret Runway Angel competition, but the honeymoon is over as the 19-year old model from Simi Valley, California started the hard life of a swimsuit and lingerie model on the beaches of St. Barths, France earlier today.
This is just more proof that we need to take our adult film stars more seriously! The Tiger Woods mistress dam would have burst wide open back in May if we had listened to pro ho Holly Sampson, who announced her affair with Tigs during a webcast back in May. Watch the topless video with all the naughty bits blocked out!
You won’t believe your eyes! Perhaps all this mistress stuff was just part of some diabolical plan?
Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress. The latest woman caught swinging Tiger’s club is Joslyn James, the second mistress who makes her living in the adult film industry. Joslyn joins fellow pro ho Holly Sampson on the not-so-shortlist, effectively lowering Tiger to just five degrees of sexual separation from 85% of the earth’s adult population.
Elin Woods, born Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren, is the much-talked-about, but little heard from or seen 29-year-old former Swedish model that married the most famous sports star on the planet, Tiger Woods. Here are 20 revealing and high resolution images of a gorgeous Elin from her modeling days.
The Royal Variety Performance returned to Blackpool, England Monday for the first time since 1955 and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Also in attendance were Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, who were both photographed meeting the Queen after the performance. Lady Gaga wore a traditional red latex fetish dress with sequin eye pasties while Hannah Britannia reminded QE what it was like to be young and in no need of a brassiere.
The Tiger Woods soap opera continued this morning when a 911 call was placed from Tiger’s Deacon Circle home in Windermere at 2:36 A.M. As is often the case when 911 is called sometime after 2 A.M. about an incident on Deacon Circle, details are sketchy.
Reports now confirm the woman taken to the hospital is Tiger Wood’s mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg. She was admitted with stomach pains and is currently in stable condition.
Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!
I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.
OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose! If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!
Tiger Woods mistress number four Jamie Jungers wasn’t just a “trashy girl” she was also a hot tub hottie! This youtube video shows Jamie at the Rockstar US Open Party VIP tent where she is sitting on the edge of a hot tub in a black bikini top and small cut-off shorts. While one creepy blushing dude squirts water from a hose and lifts Jamie’s leg another provides commentary and even gives Jamie a brief, one-question interview:
Host: Are you just hanging out in a hot tub all day? Is that what you do?
Jamie Jungers: That’s what I do for a living. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.
Here’s the video. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark for the beginning of Jamievision.
The SyFy network (used to be the Sci-Fi network, but they changed it to sound more like “syphilis” for some reason) launched their new series Alice tonight, a modernization and adulteration of the children’s classic by Lewis Carroll. The cast includes veteran actors like Oscar Award-winner Kathy Bates but all the hubbub on the interwebs is centering around SyFy’s choice to play the title character Alice Hamilton.
A glimpse into the future – a brighter future without the judgmental conservatism that frowns upon those individuals living the Tiger Woods mistress lifestyle.
Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.
Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus is under fire for his March nomination of girlfriend Melodee Hanes for the U.S. attorney position in his home state of Montana. Some analysts believe the fallout may cause difficulties for Baucus and other Democrats as he heads up their push to pass healthcare reform through the Senate.
See photos of Melodee as well as her complete salary history while working for the office of Senator Baucus.
Ryan Vieth, son of The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney, revealed that he elected to jail instead of serving 5 days of community service on tonight’s episode. I did some research and turned up a list of his 20-plus previous run-ins with the law!
It looks like someone has been getting his five dollar footlongs from Chubway! Subway’s spokesman for weight loss via sandwich consumption Jared Fogle arrived at the Miami Airport Sunday November 29 looking a lot like his old self, and in Jared’s case, that isn’t a good thing. Here’s the infamous photo of Jared holding his old XXXL jeans, which I’m hoping he held on to because he might need them again soon.
There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!
Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!
My Antonio is the VH-1 reality competition show that attempts to find a true love for “star” Antonio Sabato Jr. But, People magazine is reporting that all the smoochin’, flirtin’, mama drama and good ol’ fashioned douchebaggery was for naught as Antonio has a new love he met just after the show finished filming. Well, perhaps the Hawaii-based show wasn’t all for naught, because his new gal pal is island native Cheryl Moana Marie, an aspiring singer-songwriter and all-around hottie.
Singer Beth Ditto and her group The Gossip brought their infamously outlandish brand of punk feminist music to London’s Forum on November 28, 2009. The famously outspoken lesbian feminist Ditto once again stretched the idea of fashion, wearing a snug-fitting black planetarium outfit with fishnet stockings and bright red hair: Click thumbnails for extra-large sized…
The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.
Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)
Here is the complete 911 call placed to police to report the Tiger Woods accident. The call was placed by a neighbor and initially reports Tiger had crashed into a “pole,” but he later corrected himself.
The call doesn’t reveal very much about exactly what happened to cause the car crash. There has bee a good deal of controversy over whether or not Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren broke out the rear window of the 2009 Cadillac Escalade with a golf club after the accident to get her husband out of the vehicle or if the window was busted by Elin immediately before the accident after a heated domestic dispute over Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
Here are a number of photos from the scene of Tiger Woods’ one vehicle accident in Windermere, Florida Friday morning. The photos show Tiger’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade received quite a bit of damage to the right front after crashing into his neighbor’s tree on Deacon Cricle. You can also see the where his wife Elin Nordegren allegedly smashed out the back window with a golf club (she claims it was to get Tiger out of the vehicle, but conflicting reports state that she smashed out the window as he was driving away after a heated dispute over Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.)
Actors Alec Baldwin and Mary-Louise Parker were photographed on Thanksgiving hanging out together in Washington Square Park in New York City, sparking rumors that the two single superstars might be dating!
Plus, see the starcasm.net exclusive scoop on a potential new Baldwin/Parker television show!
I guess I should have seen this one coming when I saw the Muppets singing Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody!” (Haven’t seen that yet? I’ll include it at the bottom.) Anyway, the man-kissing, woman crotch-grabbing explicit network performer we all know and love plans on ushering in a new, forward-thinking and open-minded Sesame Street.
It appears as though David may have fallen Hasselhoff the wagon again! Radar Online reports:
David Hasselhoff was found passed out at his home on Friday and an ambulance has been called.
Ed Begley, Jr. has dedicated his life promoting a “green” agenda including the prevention of global warming, but his debate with Stuart Varney on Fox News got so heated it might have actually raised the earth’s temperature! Varney was guest hosting the “Neal Cavuto Show” and Living with Ed star Begley was there to discuss recent claims that some of the scientific evidence supporting the theory of global warming might need to be called into question.
I’ve been very open about my Kim Kardashian curve lurve in previous posts, so needless to say I was quite distressed when I saw the most recent image the formerly curvaceous vixen uploaded to Twitpic with the accompanying caption: “Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!”
The Gekko and the Don get what little hair they have left trimmed in a barbershop scene from the much-anticipated sequel Wall Street 2. The scenes featuring Hollywood Wall Street veteran Michael Douglas and actual Wall Street veteran Donald Trump were filmed in New York City November 25, 2009.
William Shatner’s long lost douchey twin Ryan O’Neal continued his luck with the ladies and took an unknown blond out for a date in Brentwood Tuesday night, eating dinner at Palmeri S.P.A. Ristorante. Though there’s nothing suspicious about Ryan O’Neal cavorting with the ladies, there is somethign suspicious about the fact that his Mercedes has a disabled person parking placard hanging from the rear view mirror. I would have thought Ryan’s level of cavorting required a lack of any sort of physical disability, though a moral one is almost required.
DJ Jazzy Neil Young can make anything awesome! On the November 24 episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon the Canadian neanderpunk granddaddy of grunge brought the haunting lyrics of the classic 1980s theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire to life and gave them the spiritual weight they’ve always longed for but never got thanks to the light-hearted rapping style of “Fresh Prince” Will Smith. I should just be quiet and let the ghetto falsetto change your life:
Former Olympic figure skater Tai Babilonia did her best to melt the ice at Rockefeller Center by emulating nekkidness in a nude suit and toting an anti-fur PETA sign as she gracefully glided around the rink, and in an attempt to warm folks up to her anti-animal cruelty way of thinking, Tai issued this statement in a press release:
Just because it’s cold outside doesn’t mean we should be cold inside. There are many more warm things to wear nowadays than fur.
Zac Efron is just the latest in a long line of dreamy men to grace The Ed Sullivan Theater stage with his appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman Tuesday, November 24 to promote his new movie Me and Orson Welles. Here are some pictures of the dapper young man arriving outside the theater in a sharp gray suit.
Former Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding celebrated her 28th birthday at the Kanaloa club in Holborn on November 21st wearing a wild and fun black cat’s cradle dress. And don’t think all the fun was on the front! A glance at Sarah’s backside reveals all sorts of laces and mesh and grommets and… Wow! Putting that dress on must have been like completing a craft project! I don’t know if she’s currently seeing anyone, but somebody had their work cut out for them getting that thing off!
Never one to pull out any stops, Canadian diva Celine Dion is putting in a titanic home swimming pool in the backyard of her 5.7-acre beachfront property on South Florida’s exclusive Jupiter Island.
Actually, to call it a “swimming pool” doesn’t really do it justice – kinda like calling Celine just a “singer.” These aerial photographs of Celine Dion’s home still under construction reveal an enormous water park which will reportedly hold more than half a million gallons of water, feature water slides and is about the same size as two 50-meter Olympic-sized swimming pools. Celine World has been a work in progress for five years now for the 41-year-old superstar and her husband Rene Angelil.
Yawn, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzz…. Tila Tequila is all up in arms over a leaked video clip of her in a compromising position with a man. (Think Adam Lambert dancer) TT, who just finished a crazy live video rant on UStream that included her taking her top off, says the clip was on a laptop that she reported stolen two years ago and she is threatening to sue 4Tube.com for posting the video.
When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.
You have to see these stunning images from the ongoing Hoover Dam Bypass construction. Now known as the Mike O’Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge, it spans the Colorado River 1,600 feet downstream from the Hoover Dam and will connect the states of Nevada and Arizona via U.S. Route 93. The final cost of the bridge will be an estimated $240 million and it’s on course to be completed in August 2010 and open for traffic in November 2010.
Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.
I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?
Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…
Rhianna wore a racy and revealing outfit during her performance of “Wait Your Turn” and “Hard” at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. From a distance the outfit looked to be a brown and white striped body suit, but upon closer inspection it’s revealed to be a white stripe and bare Rihanna body suit! Mmmmm…nekkid stripes.
Lady Gaga was once again stole the show at the 2009 American Music awards with her dramatically staged performance of her new hit single “Bad Romance.” LG wore some sort of pantyhose bodysuit thing with flashy white lights and padded white skeletal caging around her head and feet… At one point she busts a glass case with a piano in it and crawls in to tickle the ivory while angrily smashing empty alcohol bottles. Did I mention the piano catches fire? Ah crap – what’s the point of trying to describe a Lady Gaga performance? Just watch it yourself…
The American Music Awards are underway and the red carpet pictures are starting to flow in! To kick off the party are two lovely young ladies with knockout red carpet looks! First up is Shakira, who managed to avoid her usual flirtation with trashy and looked fabulous in a snug bright yellow strapless dress. The only thing this super-fine She Wolf was flirting with was the photographer! And second is 17-year-old Selena Gomez, who looked adorably charming as usual in a short loose shiny silver sequin dress.
A sexy Adam Gregory took a walk in Miami with a charitable chick who won his companionship for the day after donating a hefty sum to the Kids with Cancer fund. In addition to playing Ty Collins on The CW’s 90210, Adam has a heartthrob resume that includes recent roles in 17 Again and Hannah Montana: The Movie as well as being the former arm candy of Jessica Lowndes.
The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featured performances by musical group The Black-Eyed Peas featuring lead singer and all-around hottie Fergie, who performed in a teal green teddy with a flowing waste cape: In addition to performing live in lingerie, Fergie was also smokin’ hot on the red carpet prior to the runway show, wearing…
Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!
Social media maven Tila Tequila continued her very public meltdown in another live UStream video broadcast early this morning. Channeling her alter-ego Jane Cordovez, Tila feigned suicide numerous times by inserting a gun in her mouth making out with a sword. She also managed to entertain the Tila Army with her first attempt at freestyle rap, playing some of her new album, playing piano and talking about her near-death experiences. The four-hour plus broadcast is hard to suffer through, so here are some of the video and photo “highlights.”
It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion…
You might think this is one of my many silly Photoshop posts, but that’s actually Angela Simmons and that actually is the word “YES” in all capital letters spelled out across her bum. In hip hop fashion I believe this is called a “badonkadon’t.” Don’t know who Angela Simmons is? Don’t feel bad – I didn’t either when I first saw that purple gluteus maxi-yes. So I googled her…
Do you have a hard-to-shop-for movie buff on your Christmas shopping list? Do you have $250,000 to spend? Then Christie’s has exactly what you’re looking for! As part of their Vintage Film Posters and Film Memorabilia auction the London-based auction house is offering the Willis O’Brien-designed King Kong armature skeleton used for the famous climactic…
In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!
Click to find out how this is possible!
Former Playboy Playmate and Girl Next Door Holly Madison appeared at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas today to help celebrate the release of the new wine Beaujolais Nouveau. But, she wasn’t there just to look pretty! Holly decided to get her feet wet by squishing some grapes between her toes! Joining Holly…
New Moon fever has gone pandemic as the latest installment of the Twilight Saga gets closer to premiering nationwide. Robert “Patient Zero” Pattinson will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight and fans and photographers were lying in wait in anticipation of his arrival at the Ed Sullivan Theater: Click thumbnails to…
Actually, it’s a panda walking – but still Awwwwwwww… This is one of two 18-month-old panda cubs in the wild animal rescue and research center in Zhouzhi county in northwest China’s Shaanxi province and this is zookeeper Hou Jia teaching one of them how to walk on two feet. The two cubs started building their…
Actor Gerard Butler was possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson today, causing him to dangle a baby out of a window in London! Nah, the Scottish actor was just having a little fun mimicking the King of Pop’s infamous stunt where he dangled his new born son Blanket out of a German hotel window…
Gossip Girl actress and recording artist Leighton Meester was about two-and-a-half weeks late dressing for Halloween Tuesday night, arriving at the Times Square American Eagle store opening looking more like Leighton Munster.
There’s been a lot of hub-bub surrounding the choice of images for the most recent Newsweek cover story on Sarah Palin. Instead of going with a serious, professional photo of the former Alaskan governor the magazine chose to use a photo taken for Runner’s World magazine featuring Sarah Palin in a jogging suit top and…
Comedian Michael Richards, the actor most famous for his portrayal of Kramer on the sitcom Seinfeld, made headlines in November of 2006 when he verbally assaulted a couple hecklers with a vitriolic and racist tirade that included multiple uses of the “n” word. An audience member captured the incident on video with a cell phone…
The Saturdays were in attendance at the Variety Club Showbiz Awards held at the Grosvenor House in London November 15 and as usual they livened things up with some exciting fashion choices. Although they were all sparkling and revealing quite a bit of skin, member Frankie Sanford took home the avant-garde fashion award for her…
Pictures of Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz from the red carpet at the November 16th premiere of Twilight Saga New Moon in Los Angeles. These two look like a couple from One Tree Hill! Kellan made the bold fashion statement of skipping out on wearing a tie (Kudos Kellan!) and Ashley Greene looked like a…
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