In what looked like a premiere for The Divine Secrets of the Oh No You Didn’t, Sandra Bullock showed fans and photographers outside of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre what you can do with a black skirt, three pieces of fabric and a stapler. (Answer: not much) Sandra was there for the premiere of her most recent movie, the comedy “All About Steve.”
I’m hoping this fashion fiasco is just Sandra having a little fun with the kooky character she plays in the movie, or maybe she’s going to be the host of Bravo’s next lame attempt at a designer reality show called “Project Runaway.” Either way, it still didn’t work. If this outfit were an animal, PETA would be OK with shooting it.
Poor Sandra. And I was looking forward to seeing her at this premiere because I’m a closet member of the “Sandra Bullock is kinda hot” club! Maybe I won’t renew my membership this year…
(Oh, and I won’t even talk about the shoes.)
Here are some more photos of Sandra’s fantastically fabulous fashion fail fiasco:
(Click to zoom in, but do not stare directly at your screen unless you are wearing shades or a nice pair of 2 AM beer goggles.)