You won’t believe your eyes! Perhaps all this mistress stuff was just part of some diabolical plan?
Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress. The latest woman caught swinging Tiger’s club is Joslyn James, the second mistress who makes her living in the adult film industry. Joslyn joins fellow pro ho Holly Sampson on the not-so-shortlist, effectively lowering Tiger to just five degrees of sexual separation from 85% of the earth’s adult population.
Elin Woods, born Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren, is the much-talked-about, but little heard from or seen 29-year-old former Swedish model that married the most famous sports star on the planet, Tiger Woods. Here are 20 revealing and high resolution images of a gorgeous Elin from her modeling days.
The Royal Variety Performance returned to Blackpool, England Monday for the first time since 1955 and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Also in attendance were Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, who were both photographed meeting the Queen after the performance. Lady Gaga wore a traditional red latex fetish dress with sequin eye pasties while Hannah Britannia reminded QE what it was like to be young and in no need of a brassiere.
The Tiger Woods soap opera continued this morning when a 911 call was placed from Tiger’s Deacon Circle home in Windermere at 2:36 A.M. As is often the case when 911 is called sometime after 2 A.M. about an incident on Deacon Circle, details are sketchy.
Reports now confirm the woman taken to the hospital is Tiger Wood’s mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg. She was admitted with stomach pains and is currently in stable condition.
Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!
I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.
OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose! If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!
Tiger Woods mistress number four Jamie Jungers wasn’t just a “trashy girl” she was also a hot tub hottie! This youtube video shows Jamie at the Rockstar US Open Party VIP tent where she is sitting on the edge of a hot tub in a black bikini top and small cut-off shorts. While one creepy blushing dude squirts water from a hose and lifts Jamie’s leg another provides commentary and even gives Jamie a brief, one-question interview:
Host: Are you just hanging out in a hot tub all day? Is that what you do?
Jamie Jungers: That’s what I do for a living. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.
Here’s the video. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark for the beginning of Jamievision.
Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.
Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus is under fire for his March nomination of girlfriend Melodee Hanes for the U.S. attorney position in his home state of Montana. Some analysts believe the fallout may cause difficulties for Baucus and other Democrats as he heads up their push to pass healthcare reform through the Senate.
See photos of Melodee as well as her complete salary history while working for the office of Senator Baucus.
Ryan Vieth, son of The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney, revealed that he elected to jail instead of serving 5 days of community service on tonight’s episode. I did some research and turned up a list of his 20-plus previous run-ins with the law!
It looks like someone has been getting his five dollar footlongs from Chubway! Subway’s spokesman for weight loss via sandwich consumption Jared Fogle arrived at the Miami Airport Sunday November 29 looking a lot like his old self, and in Jared’s case, that isn’t a good thing. Here’s the infamous photo of Jared holding his old XXXL jeans, which I’m hoping he held on to because he might need them again soon.
There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!
Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!
My Antonio is the VH-1 reality competition show that attempts to find a true love for “star” Antonio Sabato Jr. But, People magazine is reporting that all the smoochin’, flirtin’, mama drama and good ol’ fashioned douchebaggery was for naught as Antonio has a new love he met just after the show finished filming. Well, perhaps the Hawaii-based show wasn’t all for naught, because his new gal pal is island native Cheryl Moana Marie, an aspiring singer-songwriter and all-around hottie.
Singer Beth Ditto and her group The Gossip brought their infamously outlandish brand of punk feminist music to London’s Forum on November 28, 2009. The famously outspoken lesbian feminist Ditto once again stretched the idea of fashion, wearing a snug-fitting black planetarium outfit with fishnet stockings and bright red hair: Click thumbnails for extra-large sized…
The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.
Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)
Here is the complete 911 call placed to police to report the Tiger Woods accident. The call was placed by a neighbor and initially reports Tiger had crashed into a “pole,” but he later corrected himself.
The call doesn’t reveal very much about exactly what happened to cause the car crash. There has bee a good deal of controversy over whether or not Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren broke out the rear window of the 2009 Cadillac Escalade with a golf club after the accident to get her husband out of the vehicle or if the window was busted by Elin immediately before the accident after a heated domestic dispute over Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
Here are a number of photos from the scene of Tiger Woods’ one vehicle accident in Windermere, Florida Friday morning. The photos show Tiger’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade received quite a bit of damage to the right front after crashing into his neighbor’s tree on Deacon Cricle. You can also see the where his wife Elin Nordegren allegedly smashed out the back window with a golf club (she claims it was to get Tiger out of the vehicle, but conflicting reports state that she smashed out the window as he was driving away after a heated dispute over Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.)
Actors Alec Baldwin and Mary-Louise Parker were photographed on Thanksgiving hanging out together in Washington Square Park in New York City, sparking rumors that the two single superstars might be dating!
Plus, see the starcasm.net exclusive scoop on a potential new Baldwin/Parker television show!
I guess I should have seen this one coming when I saw the Muppets singing Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody!” (Haven’t seen that yet? I’ll include it at the bottom.) Anyway, the man-kissing, woman crotch-grabbing explicit network performer we all know and love plans on ushering in a new, forward-thinking and open-minded Sesame Street.
It appears as though David may have fallen Hasselhoff the wagon again! Radar Online reports:
David Hasselhoff was found passed out at his home on Friday and an ambulance has been called.
Ed Begley, Jr. has dedicated his life promoting a “green” agenda including the prevention of global warming, but his debate with Stuart Varney on Fox News got so heated it might have actually raised the earth’s temperature! Varney was guest hosting the “Neal Cavuto Show” and Living with Ed star Begley was there to discuss recent claims that some of the scientific evidence supporting the theory of global warming might need to be called into question.
I’ve been very open about my Kim Kardashian curve lurve in previous posts, so needless to say I was quite distressed when I saw the most recent image the formerly curvaceous vixen uploaded to Twitpic with the accompanying caption: “Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!”
The Gekko and the Don get what little hair they have left trimmed in a barbershop scene from the much-anticipated sequel Wall Street 2. The scenes featuring Hollywood Wall Street veteran Michael Douglas and actual Wall Street veteran Donald Trump were filmed in New York City November 25, 2009.
William Shatner’s long lost douchey twin Ryan O’Neal continued his luck with the ladies and took an unknown blond out for a date in Brentwood Tuesday night, eating dinner at Palmeri S.P.A. Ristorante. Though there’s nothing suspicious about Ryan O’Neal cavorting with the ladies, there is somethign suspicious about the fact that his Mercedes has a disabled person parking placard hanging from the rear view mirror. I would have thought Ryan’s level of cavorting required a lack of any sort of physical disability, though a moral one is almost required.
DJ Jazzy Neil Young can make anything awesome! On the November 24 episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon the Canadian neanderpunk granddaddy of grunge brought the haunting lyrics of the classic 1980s theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire to life and gave them the spiritual weight they’ve always longed for but never got thanks to the light-hearted rapping style of “Fresh Prince” Will Smith. I should just be quiet and let the ghetto falsetto change your life:
Former Olympic figure skater Tai Babilonia did her best to melt the ice at Rockefeller Center by emulating nekkidness in a nude suit and toting an anti-fur PETA sign as she gracefully glided around the rink, and in an attempt to warm folks up to her anti-animal cruelty way of thinking, Tai issued this statement in a press release:
Just because it’s cold outside doesn’t mean we should be cold inside. There are many more warm things to wear nowadays than fur.
Zac Efron is just the latest in a long line of dreamy men to grace The Ed Sullivan Theater stage with his appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman Tuesday, November 24 to promote his new movie Me and Orson Welles. Here are some pictures of the dapper young man arriving outside the theater in a sharp gray suit.
Former Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding celebrated her 28th birthday at the Kanaloa club in Holborn on November 21st wearing a wild and fun black cat’s cradle dress. And don’t think all the fun was on the front! A glance at Sarah’s backside reveals all sorts of laces and mesh and grommets and… Wow! Putting that dress on must have been like completing a craft project! I don’t know if she’s currently seeing anyone, but somebody had their work cut out for them getting that thing off!
Never one to pull out any stops, Canadian diva Celine Dion is putting in a titanic home swimming pool in the backyard of her 5.7-acre beachfront property on South Florida’s exclusive Jupiter Island.
Actually, to call it a “swimming pool” doesn’t really do it justice – kinda like calling Celine just a “singer.” These aerial photographs of Celine Dion’s home still under construction reveal an enormous water park which will reportedly hold more than half a million gallons of water, feature water slides and is about the same size as two 50-meter Olympic-sized swimming pools. Celine World has been a work in progress for five years now for the 41-year-old superstar and her husband Rene Angelil.
Yawn, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzz…. Tila Tequila is all up in arms over a leaked video clip of her in a compromising position with a man. (Think Adam Lambert dancer) TT, who just finished a crazy live video rant on UStream that included her taking her top off, says the clip was on a laptop that she reported stolen two years ago and she is threatening to sue 4Tube.com for posting the video.
When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.
Social media maven Tila Tequila continued her very public meltdown in another live UStream video broadcast early this morning. Channeling her alter-ego Jane Cordovez, Tila feigned suicide numerous times by inserting a gun in her mouth making out with a sword. She also managed to entertain the Tila Army with her first attempt at freestyle rap, playing some of her new album, playing piano and talking about her near-death experiences. The four-hour plus broadcast is hard to suffer through, so here are some of the video and photo “highlights.”
Comedian Michael Richards, the actor most famous for his portrayal of Kramer on the sitcom Seinfeld, made headlines in November of 2006 when he verbally assaulted a couple hecklers with a vitriolic and racist tirade that included multiple uses of the “n” word. An audience member captured the incident on video with a cell phone…
Last night on The Biggest Loser two contestants were eliminated instead of just one. The night was dramatic and historical – dramatic because Shay Sorrells was the first to weigh in and lost 17 pounds! 17 POUNDS! And that wasn’t good enough to stay out of the bottom three! (Because of the double elimination the…
Mania.com is reporting that casting has already begun for Spider-Man 4 and that one of the top contenders to play Black Cat is Rachel McAdams! Here’s the scoop from Mania: We can exclusively reveal that actress Rachel McAdams has met with the producers of the film for a major role. McAdams (of ‘Wedding Crashers’ and…
I knew it! Russell Brand isn’t human, he’s an evil blood-sucking beast from some really dark place – darker even than Detroit! Don’t believe me? Just check out these photos of the once lively and spirited Katy Perry, who ill-advisedly invited this vampire into her home (and life) when she started dating it a few…
I’d like to thank Zooey Deschanel for brightening up my Monday morning with her happy-inducing countenance and “Walking on Sunshine” demeanor! I have no idea what the 4th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards are, but Zooey was there looking like her usual enlightened spritely self and that alone is story enough for me! Here…
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just bought a new “house” located at 42 West 12th Street in Greenwich Village in New York City. The home sold for $15 million and has 8,100 square feet. Here’s a floor plan for the new digs: Perty sweet! I’m not from New York City so I don’t know a…
Taylor Swift’s appearance on Saturday Night Live last night was a huge success and today she’s all the buzz on the internet! In case you missed it, here are clips of some of her skits, including her charmingly self-deprecating musical monologue to open the show, during which she plays guitar and sings a song about…
46-year-old Kitten Kay-Sera of Los Angeles is obsessed with the color pink, and I don’t mean obsessed in the same sense as your Aunt Lily is “obsessed” with dolphins. No, Kitten has a serious case of the pink eye, refusing to wear any other color for over 25 years and surrounding herself with the hue…
Taylor Swift’s charming performance on Saturday Night Live included surprisingly pleasant musical performances, numerous Kanye West references, downright cute skits and this prerecorded trailer for Firelight that pokes a little fun at the popularity of vampires and the Twilight Saga movies: In an earlier Twilight post I mentioned that Taylor Lautner’s portrayal of a werewolf…
Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…
The Christmas list of 90% of girls ages 6-36 just got two items longer thanks to Mattel’s release of the Twilight-themed Bella Swan and Edward Cullen Barbie dolls on November 1. Vampire-loving kids (and vampire-loving adults) can now play out their favorite scenes from Twilight or act out their own fan fiction with these replicas…
Check out these 12 pinup photos of some hot Mormon mommas that want to have a little fun and also share some muffin recipes with you! Sexy, scantily clad women making muffins? I think it’s time I started doing a little more research into the Latter Day Saints! The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of…
Project Runway judge and fashion designer extraordinaire Michael Kors was channeling Arlo Guthrie at Bette Midler’s New York Restoration Project Hulaween Gala at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City on October 30, 2009. His hippyriffic Halloween costume was straight out of the early ’70s, complete with long white hair and mustache, tie-dyed shirt, groovy…
It seems as though sexy Halloween costumes are out this year, but thankfully AnnaLynne McCord and her sisters didn’t get the memo. 90210 star AnnaLynne went the scantily clad heroine route, donning fishnets, a multi-zippered leather top and bottom with matching knee-high boots and a black mask to complete her fetishtastic Batgirl outfit. At least…
When I first glanced at these photos I thought it was just Tori Spelling in an eye patch, but it was actually pop diva Christina Aguilera and her son Max Bratman out trick or treating for Halloween in Brentwood. Click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery: Photos: Dragao/Fame Pictures I give Christina an “A”…
I think we have the 2009 adorable costume winner! It’s Zumasauraus! Check out the poster child for Halloween Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (had to include the whole name) with his reptilian sibling Kingston James McGregor Rossdale (his full name’s not as fun, but I couldn’t show favoritism!) and their cowgal mommy Gwen Stefani out trick…
Finally! We’re starting to see some photos from the best celebrity Halloween party of the year – Heidi Klum’s annual costume bash in West Hollywood! Here are a few pictures of the hostess and her husband Seal dressed in elaborate matching crow costumes. Heckle and Jeckle appeared to be tarred and feathered from the waist…
My second favorite Queen of Hearts costume this year! (Right behind this one made entirely of duct tape!) Playboy playmate Holly Madison took the Alice In Wonderland matriarch and put an old west saloon spin on her Halloween night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas. Kinda fun and sexy without leaning too heavily on that…
In case you missed it! Here’s the Hailey Glassman “interview” from The Insider, during which she revelas that Jon Gosselin emotionally abuses her and often lashes out at her when throwing “mantrums.” My favorite Hailey quote? Her revealing innuendo that reveals a little TMI about her and Jon: “I get it from every end.” Hi-ooooooo!…
Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…
Lady Cacartman gets his raspy pop groove on in the most recent episode of South Park, covering Lady Gaga’s smash hit “Poker Face.” The clip is from the episode called “Whale Wh*res” and comes immediately after Stan escalates the anti-whaling campaign with actual violence: In case you’re out of the pop music loop, here’s Lagy…
The first trailer for the thousand-trillion-dollar epic sci-fi flick directed by James Cameron impressed with its advanced special effects but left folks a little confused about the plot. So, there’s a new, extended theatrical trailer that hopes to remedy that issue and provide a better idea of what the movie is actually about: Here…
If you thought solving a Rubik’s Cube was hard, try recreating a fine art masterpiece with thousands of the 3-D puzzles! That’s what the folks at the Canadian-based Cube Works have done time and time again, making Rubik’s Cube-ist versions of classics by Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Warhol, Edvard Munch, Vincent Van Gogh and other…
Cliff Lee was living an “In the Zone” poster tonight in game one of the World Series against the New York Yankees! In addition to throwing a one-run complete game against the best offense in baseball, Cliff Lee had the top two plays in sports tonight with his glove! Both catches involved being in the…
UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman once again attempts to elicit sympathy from the public by dolling herself up for a television interview, this time with The Insider. Hailey has been in the headlines since her relationship with Jon and Kate Plus 8‘s Jon Gosselin became public back…
Video of Phil Ivey mucking a winning flush with only 24 players left at the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event! Here are the hands and the cards on the board: Phil: 8 of spades 8 of diamonds Board: 5 of spades Queen of hearts 10 of spades Queen of spades Ace of spades…
Dennis Scheib, the attorney for Frederick Richardson who has been charged with voluntary manslaughter in the October 2nd death of Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, tells the Atlanta Journal and Constitution “I’ve been told my client will be okay.” He adds, “I think they’re going to dismiss it.” Richardson is currently free on bond. The reason for…
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