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It appears as though The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Lynne Curtin has finally done something exciting! No, she hasn’t replaced her twin brother Steven Tyler as lead singer of Aerosmith – she and her husband Frank Curtin skipped out on a court appearance in Southern California yesterday. Orange County’s Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to address questions regarding the $1.2 million they owed a former business partner stemming from an earlier settlement.
According to TMZ.com a Riverside County, California judge has “issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest.”
Details about the death of 32-year-old actress Brittany Murphy are beginning to surface as police and the coroner’s office continue their investigation into her untimely death on the morning of December 20, 2009. Included are notes from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office investigator including a breakdown of the many prescription drugs found in Brittany’s home.
Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.
Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.
Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)
Thanks to all of you gossip-hungry surfers who continue to make this a fun endeavor! I hope whichever kind of holiday you might be celebrating is a happy one!
As for me – not publishing those compromising photos of Santa stolen off his laptop should secure my spot on the “nice” list. Remember Santa – when it comes to flat screen televisions, you can’t get too big!
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Brittany Murphy’s charm was not lost of David Letterman, who often had the young actress on his show. The two had a wonderful rapport, as you will see in these four video clips.
Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office has visited the L.A. home of Brittany Murphy, who died this morning from cardiac arrest. There were prescription drugs found in the home, but Winter wouldn’t give any specifics as to what kind they were. He tells TMZ that they will be performing toxicology tests but that the results of those tests may take up to six weeks, as you might remember form the Michael Jackson investigation.
Winter told TMZ that “foul play is not suspected at this time.”
Here is a video interview with Brittany Murphy’s Los Angeles neighbor who describes the paramedics attempts to resuscitate Brittany, saying the actress was “fairly obviously dead.”
Friends and family of Brittany Murphy are gathering at her Los Angeles home this afternoon. Brittany’s mother Sharon Murphy found her unconscious in the shower this morning and Brittany was pronounced dead upon her arrival at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:
There was a time when I thought this movie was an urban myth. Every day I would see a new group of photos from the set of some movie called Valentine’s Day but they always had completely different actors – and not Kathy Griffin “actors” but Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway and Kathy Bates actors! Being too lazy to actually do any research, I came to the conclusion that there must be three movies currently under production with the same title.
NOPE! It’s just one movie with a HUGE ensemble cast! Here are both of the trailers to come out so far, the second of which was just released today!
Is there anything more graceful than the fluid artistry of a talented figure skater? It is human beauty and dignity floating before our eyes in a seemingly effortless display of poetry in motion, and I thought I might take a brief moment to step away from the brutal and ugly side of humanity usually talked about at length on this blog and pay tribute to the quiet majesty that is the fine art of figure skating.
The US Border Patrol found small traces of marijuana on a couple of rapper Lil’ Wayne’s tour buses (cannibuses?) near the Texas town of Falfurrias and the hip hop (hemp hop?) star is currently being detained, as are 11 others in his posse.
Details are sketchy at this point, but according to TMZ Lil’ Wayne’s entourage were part of a random search by Border Patrol agents that resulted in pot being found on two of the vehicles. It seems pot was not found on any of the persons, and contrary to the misleading headline of this post, no arrests have been made.
Things have been a little slow on the Tiger Woods mistress front, so I’m forced to fill the “professional athlete sex scandal” void with some D-list baller boinking. New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards was apparently going deep on former America’s Next Top Model contestant Nik Pace’s tight end and the result was little Braylon Jr., born in August.
According to the New York Post, Braylon immediately filed to be recognized as the boy’s father, but was surprisingly rejected by Pace. The 25-year-old model relocated to New York after Edwards was traded to the Jets and now she is suing him for $70,000 a month child support.
Check out Rihanna’s brand new video for the song “Hard” off of her new CD Rated R, which just came out November 23. MTV released a 30-second sneak-peek of the video earlier this week but the full blown version came out today and here it is!
What are Nancy’s initials? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It won’t be the same without the poor man’s Olivia Newton John behind the Access Hollywood desk! Alas, the hottest apostrophed celebrity journalist on television (sorry Soledad O’Brien) will host her last episode of AH this week, according to People Magazine.
Here are both 911 calls placed in reference to the Chris Henry and Loleini Tonga auto accident that resulted in the death of the 26-year-old Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver. The first 911 call was made to police by a woman driving behind the truck driven by Loleini Tonga with Chris Henry in the back. The caller describes Henry as having black pants, shirtless with a cast on his arm. She says he is beating on the back window of the truck.
The second 911 call was placed by a man after Henry had been thrown from the vehicle. That caller told the operator “there’s a man is in the road … he looks dead … there’s no movement.” Keep reading to listen to the calls and read complete transcriptions of both.
Tiger Woods mistress number six braved the cold and the paparazzi to take a stroll outside of her New York City apartment December 17. Cori’s got a nice fur coat (Is that Tiger fur?), gloves, Madam glasses and a pair of unnaturally bright blue jeans. I’m grabbing at straws here because this is a really lame excuse for a post. These Tiger Woods mistresses really put the “ho” in ho-hum. Actually, they probably put the “hum” in there too. Hi-OOOOOO!!
The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department Public Affairs Office has issued an official statement regarding the domestic dispute and single-car auto accident involving Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry and his fiance Loleini Tonga. Here is their full statement as well as the statement issued by Henry’s agent.
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been involved in a serious auto accident after a domestic dispute with his fiance Loleini Tonga near Charlotte, North Carolina. According to KTPost.com there was a domestic dispute at a residence on Peachtree Road and that Tonga attempted to leave the scene in a pickup truck at which point Henry gave chase and got into the back of the truck. According to police, Henry’s injuries were sustained after falling from the back of the truck while Tonga was driving.
The Southern Hemisphere comes through again! Thanks to our lovely friends south of the equator we get to combine the joys of the Christmas holidays with an attractive 95% naked woman frolicking about on the beach! Our virtual stockings get stuffed today by lovely Australian blonde Lara Bingle, who models a number of different bikinis for a photoshoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney on December 15 and 16, 2009.
Not only can Jamie Jungers hook up with famous golfers and give hot tub interviews, she can also read from a computer screen! Check out this commercial she just made for the web site BidHere.com.
After rumors started circulating earlier this month that The Real Housewives of Atlanta might not be bringing back show favorites Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak, speculation began as to who would be their replacements. Freddyo.com says he has multiple sources that tell him The Young and the Restless actress Victoria Rowell will be the newest cast member on the show, “but nothing is set in stone just yet…”
Tool Academy vet and world-renowned text message and voice mail collector Jaimee Grubbs decided to get a flash bulb tan last night in West Hollywood. Unpleasantly known in the world of Tiger Woods mistresses as “Number Two,” Jaimee seems to be embracing the spotlight that goes along with opening your heart and other things to really famous married people.
I’m sure you all remember the single most important event in recent American history: Molegate. The controversy surrounding the removal of Sarah Jessica Parker’s chin mole gripped this country’s attention like no other single news story since the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Sarah Jessica Parker was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and she talked about the incident in public for the first time.
Madonna scared a lot of folks a few months ago when photos of her overly toned arms made the viral rounds on the internet. But, the Queen of Pop and Fitness has learned from her mistakes and wore a pair bicep-high black glove to the premiere of Nine in New York City last night. In addition to the arm leggings, Madonna wore a tight and tough lacy black corset dress that makes her look like some sort of boudoir super-heroine – and I mean that in a really good way!
Just like most of the world,
Christopher Robins had no idea
what was really going on.
Details are slowly emerging about Tiger Woods mistress number 15 thanks to her association with lawyer Gloria Allred. Radar Online reported that Allred had another Tiger mistress as a client last week, but her name wasn’t known until today.
That was quick! Julie Postle’s 15 minutes of fame lasted all of 15 minutes! 40-year-old Theresa is the oldest of Tiger’s transgressions and resides in Wellington, Florida. She reportedly had relations with Tiger before and after his marriage to Elin Nordegren.
The latest name on the Tiger Woods mistress list is 26-year-old model and former waitress at the Roxy Night Club in Orlando. 28-year-old Brian Kimbrough was a bartender at the Roxy when Julie was a waitress and tells The New York Post that he was dating her when she started her affair with Tiger Woods.
Click for more on the story and photos of Julie.
Merry Cosmos! Here’s your interstellar Christmas card from the universe in the form of a spectacular photograph of The Christmas Tree Nebula, or as its known to astronomers, NGC 2264. The photograph was taken by British photographer Greg Parker, who has published a book of wide-field astronomical images titled Star Vistas. The book is chock full of stunning celestial pictures taken by the New Forest professor using just commercially-available equipment and software.
The Nobel Prize concert featured musical performances by the likes of Wyclef Jean, Toby Keith and Donna Summer, but it was 9-year old Willow Smith, daughter of hosts Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith who stole the show with her Rihanna styled hairdo!
Here are some great photos of Willow along with brother Jada and other performers at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert at the Oslo Spektrum on December 11, 2009.
Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin got some sweet revenge tonight thanks to Conan O’Brien and The Tonight Show. William Shatner read some of Sarah Palin’s tweets as beat poetry on the show back in July. Ol’ Will kicked things off by reading some passages “Mr Tambourine”-style from Sarah Palin’s recently published autobiography Going Rogue.
It was then Sarah’s turn and she delivered some hilarious lines from William Shatner’s own autobiography, Up Till Now. Here’s the classic performance:
Since my initial post on Tiger Woods mistress number 13 Loredana Jolie I’ve discovered a lot more info, so here’s a new post with a detailed bio and all sorts of new pics! (It helped figuring out her actual last name is Ferriolo. D’oh!)
As the long list of Tiger Woods mistresses continues to grow, the types of women showing up on the list seem to get a little less respectful. The list started out with former reality stars and Las Vegas hostesses, went on to a Perkins waitress and then a couple of adult film stars. Now, according to Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, it’s digressed to straight-up prostitutes.
Ain’t “fame” funny? You can take a group of normal, everyday hot-bodied women and sprinkle a little Tiger on them and PRESTO! Celebrity! Such is the case with Jamie Grubbs. Though she does have a bad reality show under her belt, it’s her dilly-dalliance with Tiger Woods that makes us care that she attended some…
Guns ‘N’ Roses lead man Axl Rose took a paparazzo down to Pairofist City at Los Angeles International Airport December 10, 2009 and the entire thing was captured on video!
No story here, just fun with words.
Britney Spears looks to be a great mood while grabbing a coffee in Los Angeles, California Wednesday. Perhaps she’s just thankful to have escaped the lip-synching outrage debacle from the just-concluded Australian leg of her Circus World Tour. Is that a new hairdo? I dunno – I’m really just here because of the web on Brit on the web gag.
I was doing some Tiger Woods research (imagine that) when I ran across this image. At first I thought it was a Photoshop joke, but after looking into it I discovered it’s completely legit! Tiger and Snoop Dogg swapped places back in 2005 and Tiger supposedly recorded a couple rap tracks. Check out more photos from the event and see a starcasm exclusive glimpse into the future of Tiger the rap star!
We spend so much time on this site focusing in on people’s foibles that we sometimes forget the heroic deeds of the upper echelon of humanity known as celebrities.
Rachel Uchitel, thrust into the spotlight after being thrust into by Tiger Woods, needed to go to the gym to work out today. Standing in her way was not only an army of paparazzi waiting outside her New York apartment, but also frigid, below-freezing temperatures. Rachel knew there were millions of people expecting to see some sexy yumminess to help explain why their hero Tiger Woods forsook his family and fans, so she decided she would do the right thing, even if it meant putting herself in harm’s way.
OK ladies, this oughta wet your whistle as you wait for the much-anticipated return to the big screen of America’s favorite batch of Big Apple saucy ladies! Warner Brothers and New Line Cinema have released the first official movie poster for Sex and the City 2: Carrie On!
Over a 17-year period the King of Pop Michael Jackson commissioned a number of paintings and drawings from Sante Fe artist David Nordahl. Often fantastical and fairy talish, the art ranged from iconic portraits of the singer to commercial logos to elaborate scenes of Michael Jackson with groups of children. Some of the paintings can…
The newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti got her wings at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after winning the Victoria’s Secret Runway Angel competition, but the honeymoon is over as the 19-year old model from Simi Valley, California started the hard life of a swimsuit and lingerie model on the beaches of St. Barths, France earlier today.
This is just more proof that we need to take our adult film stars more seriously! The Tiger Woods mistress dam would have burst wide open back in May if we had listened to pro ho Holly Sampson, who announced her affair with Tigs during a webcast back in May. Watch the topless video with all the naughty bits blocked out!
You won’t believe your eyes! Perhaps all this mistress stuff was just part of some diabolical plan?
Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress. The latest woman caught swinging Tiger’s club is Joslyn James, the second mistress who makes her living in the adult film industry. Joslyn joins fellow pro ho Holly Sampson on the not-so-shortlist, effectively lowering Tiger to just five degrees of sexual separation from 85% of the earth’s adult population.
Elin Woods, born Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren, is the much-talked-about, but little heard from or seen 29-year-old former Swedish model that married the most famous sports star on the planet, Tiger Woods. Here are 20 revealing and high resolution images of a gorgeous Elin from her modeling days.
The Royal Variety Performance returned to Blackpool, England Monday for the first time since 1955 and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Also in attendance were Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, who were both photographed meeting the Queen after the performance. Lady Gaga wore a traditional red latex fetish dress with sequin eye pasties while Hannah Britannia reminded QE what it was like to be young and in no need of a brassiere.
The Tiger Woods soap opera continued this morning when a 911 call was placed from Tiger’s Deacon Circle home in Windermere at 2:36 A.M. As is often the case when 911 is called sometime after 2 A.M. about an incident on Deacon Circle, details are sketchy.
Reports now confirm the woman taken to the hospital is Tiger Wood’s mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg. She was admitted with stomach pains and is currently in stable condition.
Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!
I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.
OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose! If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!
Tiger Woods mistress number four Jamie Jungers wasn’t just a “trashy girl” she was also a hot tub hottie! This youtube video shows Jamie at the Rockstar US Open Party VIP tent where she is sitting on the edge of a hot tub in a black bikini top and small cut-off shorts. While one creepy blushing dude squirts water from a hose and lifts Jamie’s leg another provides commentary and even gives Jamie a brief, one-question interview:
Host: Are you just hanging out in a hot tub all day? Is that what you do?
Jamie Jungers: That’s what I do for a living. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.
Here’s the video. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark for the beginning of Jamievision.
Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.
Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus is under fire for his March nomination of girlfriend Melodee Hanes for the U.S. attorney position in his home state of Montana. Some analysts believe the fallout may cause difficulties for Baucus and other Democrats as he heads up their push to pass healthcare reform through the Senate.
See photos of Melodee as well as her complete salary history while working for the office of Senator Baucus.
Ryan Vieth, son of The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney, revealed that he elected to jail instead of serving 5 days of community service on tonight’s episode. I did some research and turned up a list of his 20-plus previous run-ins with the law!
It looks like someone has been getting his five dollar footlongs from Chubway! Subway’s spokesman for weight loss via sandwich consumption Jared Fogle arrived at the Miami Airport Sunday November 29 looking a lot like his old self, and in Jared’s case, that isn’t a good thing. Here’s the infamous photo of Jared holding his old XXXL jeans, which I’m hoping he held on to because he might need them again soon.
There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!
Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!
My Antonio is the VH-1 reality competition show that attempts to find a true love for “star” Antonio Sabato Jr. But, People magazine is reporting that all the smoochin’, flirtin’, mama drama and good ol’ fashioned douchebaggery was for naught as Antonio has a new love he met just after the show finished filming. Well, perhaps the Hawaii-based show wasn’t all for naught, because his new gal pal is island native Cheryl Moana Marie, an aspiring singer-songwriter and all-around hottie.
Singer Beth Ditto and her group The Gossip brought their infamously outlandish brand of punk feminist music to London’s Forum on November 28, 2009. The famously outspoken lesbian feminist Ditto once again stretched the idea of fashion, wearing a snug-fitting black planetarium outfit with fishnet stockings and bright red hair: Click thumbnails for extra-large sized…
The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.
Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)
Here is the complete 911 call placed to police to report the Tiger Woods accident. The call was placed by a neighbor and initially reports Tiger had crashed into a “pole,” but he later corrected himself.
The call doesn’t reveal very much about exactly what happened to cause the car crash. There has bee a good deal of controversy over whether or not Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren broke out the rear window of the 2009 Cadillac Escalade with a golf club after the accident to get her husband out of the vehicle or if the window was busted by Elin immediately before the accident after a heated domestic dispute over Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
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