Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. Episode 4 “The Princess and the Panda”

Washington, D.C. means Washington Drama Continues for the eight cast members of the capital city installation of The Real World! In the latest episode “The Princess and the Panda” Ashley reveals that she has a history of issues with her mother, Ashley and Mike continue fighting as the guys accidentally wind up at a gay sports bar, Andrew takes a class in Manners 101 from the girls, a game of “Never Have I Ever” lights a fuse, Andrew can’t seal the deal then visits the spooning zone before partying too hard and then Ashley and Mike continue their version of flirting for the rest of the episode.

All that and more in under 42 minutes! Don’t believe it? Watch it for yourself!

PHOTO – Octomom Nadya Suleman before and after slim new bikini body

Octomom Nadya Suleman once carried eight babies in that flat belly. Scroll to the bottom of this post to see what she looked like when she was ready to pop with the octuplets. It’s difficult to buy the claims that she hasn’t had had skin tucks or liposuction, because really, her skin expanded to an…

PHOTO – Massachusetts Republican Senator Scott Brown Cosmopolitan Magazine Centerfold from 1982!

Before Senator Scott Brown was a political landscape-changing GOP Cinderella story, he was a hot-bodied undergrad at Boston University. He was soooooo hot in fact that Cosmopolitan magazine named him “America’s Sexiest Man” in 1982 when he was 22 years old and featured him in a nude centerfold spread!

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John Edwards confirms being Frances Quinn Hunter’s baby daddy

Former U.S. Senator from North Carolina, John Edwards, has admitted to what just about everybody under the sun already assumed. He is the father of 2-year-old Frances Quinn Hunter. After many denials during the 2008 campaign Edwards has owned up to his membership in the paternity fraternity after having an affair with campaign cinematographer Rielle Hunter, 45.

Read his statement and watch a video of Hunter talking about the affair.

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Watch Online MTV’s “Jersey Shore Spoof’d” full episode!

Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!

John Mayer explains break-up with Jennifer Aniston, and reveals why he’s a jerk

According to John Mayer’s interview with Rolling Stone he makes music as a side project to fund his obsessive jerk-off sessions and his search for the world’s most beautiful vagina. Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston didn’t make the cut in that category, and John’s sorry, a little bit. Here’s his full take on the matter: “I’m the…

Legendary Charlie Daniels Recovering From Stroke

Legendary 73-year-old country / southern rock music star Charlie Daniels is recovering after suffering a mild stroke on Friday. The musician who is most noted for his hit record, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” was snowmobiling by his home in Colorado when he fell ill and was rushed to a nearby hospital.

Read the details and watch Charlie D gittin’ down on the fiddle!

Latin Sensation Debi Nova Set to Release Luna Nueva! Listen to single ‘Drummer Boy’

Starcasm has received notification that the multitalented Costa Rican sensation Debi Nova is planning her debut release, Lune Nueva, in the spring. The anticipation is high for this six-time Grammy nominated artist. From what we can see and hear it certainly seems like the anticipation is warranted!

Click for a little background info on Debi and hear her new single “Drummer Boy!”

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PHOTO Tiger Woods sighting!

Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.

The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.

But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!

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Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 7 “Baby Steps” plus bonus clips!

Amber and Gary continue to slowly, painfully go their separate ways in what seems like a poorly acted version of “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.” To make it slower and more painful, Amber takes Leah on the worst job interview ever. Maci continues to hope against hope Ryan will locate his initiative and personality. Farrah shops around for a new apartment in hopes of not getting into a domestic dispute that would result in her getting choked and her mother Debra Danielson getting arrested. (Spoiler – Farrah didn’t have any luck. See her mom’s mugshot HERE.) Catelynn and Tyler continue to provide stark contrast by being mature, this time with Tyler seriously considering joining the Air Force and proposing to Catelynn.

Watch the full episode of Teen Mom titled “Baby Steps” – original air date January 19, 2010.

PHOTOS – Sao Paulo, Brazil Fashion Week 2010: Samuel Cirnansck show features tables and lampshades

You need a shot of bourbon, two hits of acid, and some of that peyote sh*t to truly experience Sao Paulo fashion week. This stuff is nuts. One of the surreal highlights was the Tim Burton meets Disney’s Beauty and the Beast spectacle put on by designer Samuel Cirnansck. Cirnansck took the notion of women…

PHOTOS – Mischa Barton is a hooker . . . on Law & Order

There aren’t many things that would be considered a step down from starring in The CW’s “canceled after two episodes” The Beautiful Life, but I suppose some would consider the world’s oldest profession one of them. Despite whispers that she spent all her money on crack and is so troubled and unreliable she makes Lindsay…

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VIDEO – Hilarious Chinese CGI Conan vs. Leno Late Night Wars reenactment from the same people who did the Tiger Woods reenactment

Yet again, Chinese television has outdone itself reenacting a scandal that’s transfixing the United States. From the same talented people who brought us the Tiger Woods CGI reenactment, we now have a computerized version of the 2010 NBC Tonight Show shake-up that forsakes all frivolities and gets right to the heart of the matter. If…

Did Heidi Montag’s surgeon go too far? Dr. Frank Ryan battling two malpractice suits

According to Radaronline, Dr. Frank Ryan, the surgeon who performed 10 plastic surgery procedures on Heidi Montag in one day, has been sued by two different women for malpractice. Jennifer Michael sued Dr. Ryan and settled for an undisclosed amount after she suffered injuries that will result in some permanent disability…including a diminished quality of…

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VIDEO – Watch CNN’s Anderson Cooper rescue injured Haitian boy

Anderson Cooper isn’t just a silver fox, he’s a real CNN Hero! He was reporting on the ground in Haiti when a dangerous fight brought out among Haitian youth looting a building. The boys started throwing rocks and concrete, and when one boy got struck in the head Anderson dragged him out of the milieu….

John Travolta is flying medics and volunteer Scientology ministers to Haiti

John Travolta, a licensed pilot himself, has arranged for a plane to bring Scientology volunteer ministers, and medics to Haiti. He told Entertainment Tonight at Australia Week’s LA Black Tie Dinner. He commented: “”I have arranged for a plane to take down some volunteer ministers and some supplies and some medics. My church [Scientology] has…

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EXCLUSIVE! The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi divorce papers

Contestant Vienna Girardi dropped a bombshell on The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka in Episode 2 of Season 14 of the populary reality competition show. Vienna told Jake that she was in a relationship with her pastor’s son for four years before breaking up with him at age 17. Her ex quickly married after the breakup and caught up in the emotional whirlpool Vienna also got married, eloping with a man she claimed she “didn’t even know.”

In a previous post we revealed that man to be Joshua William Riley. The two were married on September 6, 2005 at which point Vienna changed her name to Vienna Marie Riley. We just received a copy of the Final Judgment of Dissolution of Marriage – Check it out for yourself!

MusiCares to Honor Neil Young as 2010 Person of the Year – Plus list of past honorees

Two days before the 52nd annual Grammy Awards an impressive lists of artists will honor Neil Young, as he becomes the MusiCares Person of the Year honoree.  This will mark the 20th anniversary of the event. The Person of the Year award is based on an artist’s career musical and humanitarian contributions. According to GRAMMY.com…

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MUG SHOT Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s mother Debra Danielsen arrested!

Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham and her mother Debra Danielsen have always had a volatile relationship, but it appears that Danielson crossed the line Saturday when she allegedly hit and choked Farrah after a domestic dispute in their Council Bluffs, Iowa home. Find out what happened, see the mugshot and watch the video that foreshadowed the event from the 16 and Pregnant Reunion Special!

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About Ke$ha: A bio/profile of ‘Tik Tok’ pop sensation Kesha Rose Sebert

Ke$ha’s feelin’ more like P.Diddy than P.Diddy is right now because you can’t do anything without hearing Ke$ha’s smash hit “Tik Tok.” Her messy hair and surly singing voice have invaded our lives so deeply we can’t help but sing about Ke$ha’s questionable lifestyle choices like brushing her teeth with liquor and picking up men…

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VIDEO – General Larry Platt performs “Pants on the Ground” on The View – Plus full lyrics and pic of Larry Platt with Martin Luther King!

It’s a good thing that General Larry Platt of “Pants on the Ground” fame didn’t get picked for American Idol, because he’s bigger than that. To kick off his inevitable World Tour 2010, General Platt stopped by The View Monday (January 18) to give a full rendition of “Pants on the Ground.” Thanks to Simon…

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VIDEO Brett Favre sings “Pants On The Ground” in the locker room

Everyone is hopping on board the General Larry Platt train after his historical hysterical performance of “Pants On The Ground” during the Atlanta Auditiona of American Idol last week. The latest rider on the train is Minnesota quarterback Brett Favre, who reportedly told receiver Percy Harvin that he would perform the song in the locker room if the Vikings beat the Arizona Cardinals in their NFL playoff match-up.

As you might have guessed, the Vikings did win and showing once again that scruffy white male celebrities honor their wagers (See: Kiefer Sutherland in a dress) Brett Favre lead his team-mates in a rousing rendition of Platt’s “Pants On The Ground.”

Watch the video!

VIDEO – 2010 Golden Globe winner Chloe Sevigny rips ruffled Valentino dress on stage

The look on Chloe Sevigny’s umbrella holder guy says it all. Chloe Sevigny won a Golden Globe tonight for playing a sour fundamentalist polygamist Mormon who lies and complains all the time on HBO’s Big Love. In movies, she usually plays quiet girls with a seductive mystery, but none of them come close to the…

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2004 VIDEO: Jay Leno five years ago on future of the ‘The Tonight Show’: “Conan, take it over, it’s yours”

In 2004 Jay Leno felt it was necessary to address the then recent disclosure that he would be handing over The Tonight Show reins to Conan O’Brien in 2009. Leno wanted his audience to understand his conviction as it pertained to this important changing of the guards.

Here’s the last thing he says:

“Because you know when I took this show over, boy there was a lot of animosity between me and Dave and who’s gonna get it, and quite frankly, a lot of … good friendships were permanently damaged. And I don’t want to see anybody ever have to go through that again. Cause this show is like a Dynasty. You hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person. And I don’t want to see all the fighting and all the ‘who’s better?’ and nasty things back and forth in the press so right now, here it is, Conan, it’s yours, see you in 4 years buddy!”

See the video of the full announcement and read the complete transcription!

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VIDEO Mo’Nique’s acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actress Golden Globe

Mo’Nique won the Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Golden Globe for her performance as Mary Lee Johnston in the movie Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire. She gave a long, heartfelt acceptance speech in which she thanked God, her husband and director Lee Daniels among many others. It’s a wonderful, touching tribute that was the perfect kickoff for the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards.

Watch the full speech!

67th GOLDEN GLOBE 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Tina Fey’s whimsical dress

The planet’s sexiest nerd Tina Fey decided to abandon the androgynizing pant suit and grace the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards red carpet in an almost cartoonishly girly strapless bell skirt. Speaking as a card-holding member of the Tina Feytish Society, all I have to say is… BLERG YES!

67th GOLDEN GLOBES 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Christina Hendricks’ boobs

Everyone’s favorite curvaceous 1950s red head from the last ten years Christina Hendricks demonstrated once again why Avatar and women are funner when they’re in three dimensions! As if her own curves weren’t enough, Christina wears a gown with flowing, curving fabric that accentuates her assets without distracting from them. Defying gravity and the fundamentals of architecture the top of the gown is strapless and overflowing. Hendricks would be the top contender for a “Golden Globes” breast reference, but those lovely pale melons are anything but golden. Is there a hip hop term for junk under the hood?

VIDEO – Listen to Jeff Bridges and Ryan Bingham sing “The Weary Kind” – Golden Globe winning original song from ‘Crazy Heart’

Here’s Jeff Bridges singing the Golden Globe winning original song from a motion picture, “The Weary Kind,” from Crazy Heart. “The Weary Kind” was written by Ryan Bingham for Jeff Bridges to play a depressed, alcoholic, past-his-prime country singer, and it lives up to that in the best kind of way. PLUS bonus is a…

67th GOLDEN GLOBE 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Chace Crawford

The first dude to be highlighted in our 67th Annual Golden Globe red carpet coverage is the always hunktastic Chace Crawford who was wearing an all black suit with a thin black tie and matching black 3 o’clock shadow. A testament to Chace’s undeniable charm is the fact that he is one of the few males photographers bother taking a full body photo of. So, enjoy drinking the entire glass of the tall drink of water that is Chace Crawford!

67th Annual Golden Globe 2010 winners – Avatar, The Hangover take best motion picture wins

Full list of 67th Annual Golden Globe winners as they happen. For full list of nominees (and to check Starcasm’s predictions), click here. Cecil B. DeMille Award: Martin Scorsese Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: WINNER: Mo’Nique – Precious Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series…

Precious star Mo’Nique wins Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture –

Congratulations Mo! Starcasm’s choice for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture, Mo’Nique, received the first Golden Globe of the evening for her role as a terrifying and monstrous mother in Precious! Precious is a truly life-changing movie, and it’ll be worth every second of your time to watch Mo’Nique in her…

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

VIDEO – Watch the Ting Tings perform ‘Shut Up and Let Me Go’ and ‘That’s Not My Name” on SNL

The night of the world premiere of international sensation Laser Cats on SNL January 16, the NBC audience also had the pleasure of watching the Grammy-nominated Ting Tings rock out two of their popular songs. If the name Ting Tings doesn’t ring a bell, a listen to “Shut Up and Let Me Go” will make…

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SNL VIDEO “Laser Cats 5” from Saturday Night Live with James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver

James Cameron has directed the two top grossing films of all time with Titanic and Avatar, and it looks like number three is just around the corner! Cameron premiered a digital short of his latest project for an awestruck Lorne Michaels on the January 16 episode of Saturday Night Live.

Avatar was cool and all that, but the special effects of Laser Cats 5 make that movie look like claymation from the ’70s! But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!

PHOTOS Steve Martin’s wife Anne Stringfield in a bikini

64-year-old comedian, actor, author and renowned banjo picker Steve Martin was spotted out in St. Barts Saturday with his lovely 38-year-old bride Anne Stringfield. Previously an accomplished writer for The New Yorker, Anne is the complete package! See for yourself by checking out Mrs. Martin in a tiny bikini!

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VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware

Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…

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Conan O’Brien to get $30 million from NBC. His staff? Not much.

NBC has reportedly reached a payout deal with Conan O’Brien worth $30 million, this according to “individuals involved in the negotiations” who have talked to TheWrap.com. An official announcement is expected this afternoon. Meanwhile, O’Brien’s staffers may be getting left behind.

Catch up on all the latest Conan O’Brien vs. NBC tomfoolery!

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VIDEO – The Meryl Streep/Sandra Bullock kiss: Leading ladies lock lips onstage at 2010 Critic’s Choice Awards

2009 was a fantastic year for Meryl Streep: she got props for playing a stuffy and repressed nun in Doubt, got even bigger attention for her lighthearted roles in Julie & Julia and It’s Complicated, and shown brightly as a role model for women everyone to age gracefully and joyfully, but it’s been an even…

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PHOTOS Taylor Momsen promotes new ‘Love Rocks’ perfume at Hot Topic

As the ratings for Gossip Girl continue to plummet at an alarming rate (backstabbing and uppityness just isn’t as interesting when it goes to college), we continue to see the results of lucrative deals that were inked back when the show was still hip. Case in point: Taylor Momsen’s new perfume and line of cosmetics for Victoria’s Secret called “Love Rocks.” See the zombie-eyed blond starlet pushing her wares at a store that used to be just as hip as Gossip Girl used to be, Hot Topic. Also, an exclusive starcasm sneak peek at another Taylor Momsen beauty product in the works! You won’t believe her eyes when you see it!

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Jon Gosselin reportedly living with new girlfriend Morgan Christie because he’s too broke to pay rent, bills, and legal fees

Jon Gosselin, who was working his infamy like a hooker with DDD’s this summer (and giving Michael Lohan a cut), is now jobless and almost homeless after TLC put the kibosh on his media appearances because of contractual obligations and he suffered a major blow-out with his rebound flame Hailey Glassman. But things always work…

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PHOTOS Did The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi have a boyfriend while on the show?

Jake Pavelka may have more heartache on the horizon! In addition to Rozlyn Papa, a contestant booted from The Bachelor for an alleged “inappropriate relationship” with a producer on the show, an anonymous source has provided these photographs of contestant Vienna Girardi with a man the source says has been dating Vienna on and off for three years!

The source claims the hunk in the photos is from Vienna’s hometown of Sienna, Florida and that Vienna told her beau “she was going to the bachelor so she can be on TV and to wait for her.” The source also claims that Vienna and he were together the night before she left to be on The Bachelor!

Click to see more photos of the happy couple!

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VIDEO JWoww punches and slaps The Situation on Jersey Shore!

MTV’s Jersey Shore literally doesn’t pull any punches! This time it was an inebriated J-Woww who, after being booted from a bar for throwing up and not getting any assistance from Mike, lies in wait for him to return to their Atlantic City hotel room. Watch the video to see what happens next!

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Real Housewife Teresa Guidice’s husband, Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice, arrested for DWI, arrest warrant after running into a telephone pole

Juicy Guiseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice was out livin’ it up with his wife Teresa, some of the NJ Housewife cast members, and Tamra Barney before he smashed his car into a telephone poll early Thursday morning (January 14). He was taken to Morristown Memorial Hospital for medical treatment and they found his blood alcohol to be…

VIDEO LaDainian Tomlinson LT Slide and Electric Glide

Just in time for their NFL playoff clash with the New York Jets this weekend, San Diego Chargers’ running back LaDanian Tomlinson pulled the ultimate jinx maneuver and recorded a cheesy music video. But, even though I am pulling for the Chargers, I have to admit it’s perty dang funny! Check out LT as he walks you through his version of the Electric Slide called the “LT Slide!”

VIDEO Neil Young performs ‘Pants On The Ground’ on Jimmy Fallon
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VIDEO Neil Young performs ‘Pants On The Ground’ on Jimmy Fallon

General Larry Platt’s “Pants On The Ground” has taken the nation by storm! DJ Larry P performed the showstopper on American Idol Wednesday night and by Thursday morning there were at least three different remixes going viral! (His performance is here too!)

But all that is just plain silliness. It took the great Canadian Grandfather of Grunge Neil Young to reveal the emotional depths of this song. I almost promise his rendition on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon will bring you to tears:

VIDEO and Myspace PHOTOS Vanessa Wolfe American Idol contestant from Vonore, TN

American Idol had it’s fair share of showstoppers during the Atlanta Auditions Episode Wednesday night including the incomparable “Pants on the Floor” and “Mugshot” Skiiboski. But, the real sweetheart of the Idol rodeo was Stephanie Wolfe, the 19-year-old bridge-jumping country girl from Vonore, TN that twanged out a Southern-fried version of Bob Dylan’s “Wagon Wheel.” The judges were instantly smitten by HillBillie Holiday’s pipes and personality, giving her the coveted Golden Ticket!

Watch the audition and see pictures of Vanessa before she became American Idolly Parton!

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PHOTO – Heidi Montag’s new DDD boobs: before and after latest plastic surgeries

Above is the breakdown of before and after Heidi Montag’s new surgical procedures including a chin reduction, brow lift, neck liposuction, and enormous DDD boobs (read the full list here). Heidi started her adult life as a small A cup, and now her breasts are practically half her frame. And her face, it’s a little…

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VIDEO – Jack McBrayer, in character as ’30 Rock’ page Kenneth Parcell, slams NBC on ‘The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”

January 13 was another sassy night during the last days of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Conan, who is punchy from all the , opened with “I’m Conan O’Brien and I’ve been practicing the phrase ‘Who ordered the mocha-cappucino grande?’” But one of the best parts of the night was when Jack McBrayer stopped…

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VIDEO – The internet is on Team Conan: Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube abound with support for CoCo

Conan O’Brien will air his last show January 22, a source tells PEOPLE (via PopEater), which will give him a full week to think of new and funnier ways to humiliate NBC on air. Meanwhile, CoCo’s fans, including Starcasm.net, are rallying behind him online via Facebook and Twitter using a political-style poster image created by…

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PHOTOS Producer Ryan Callahan’s wife Stephanie Thorpe files for divorce after The Bachelor scandal

The fallout from the “inappropriate relationship” scandal on the set of season 14 of The Bachelor goes beyond cast and crew according to Radar Online. The site is reporting that the wife of Ryan Callahan, the producer who allegedly had a fling with contestant Rozlyn Papa, “filed for divorce May 18th 2009 on grounds of irreconcilable differences.” Her name is Stephanie Thorpe and we’ve got photos and angry tweets!

Is Callie Walker from Real World DC fat? Bikini photos don’t lie!

In last night’s episode of The Real World Washington, D.C. “Ty the Tool” and Texas gal Callie were in a conversation about Playboy when he told her “You don’t have to worry, you’re not skinny enough anyway.”

Uh oh.

His statement has sparked a debate about whether or not society is irrationally judgmental when it comes to a woman’s weight. As with 90% of all problems, we at starcasm believe the problem can be settled with… BIKINI PHOTOS! Check out the fun-spirited Callie for yourself and take the poll!

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Heidi Montag’s list of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day include neck liposuction, brow lift, and botox, at age 23

CLICK HERE to see Heidi before and after her latest surgeries. There’s a good reason we haven’t seen a lot of Heidi Montag lately, which is especially odd around the Holidays, but it’s not because she’s finally tired of the spotlight. No, she had a secret appointment with her plastic surgeon November 20 for a…