Shaquille O’Neal and Wilt Chamberlain have more in common than being 7′ 1″ and playing in the NBA! Wilt famously claimed in his second autobiography A View from Above that he had slept with over 20,000 women, and thanks to Radar Online we know Shaq is at most 19,996 away from matching that feat! (Any more and I may have to construct a mistress scorecard like Tiger’s!)
In addition to a five-year fling with Orlando-based model and perpetual victim of celebrity stalking Vanessa Lopez, Shaq has also been linked to Laura Govan, fiance of NBA player Gilbert Arenas.
But wait! If you order now, you also get a third mistress absolutely free! Radar Online broke the story today that Shaq has been shooting balls through the hoop of “25-year-old Swedish model and aspiring actress” Dominica Westling! I don’t think there’s much more to know about Dominica, but I do have two suggestions for the young lady.
1. If you really like the NBA you need to marry a man with the last name Wilkins.
2. Assuming your first child is a boy and born out of wedlock, you absolutely HAVE to name him Gweco Woman Westling. (Pronounced Gwecko Woe-mun) although Pwofessional, Thumb and Mudd are decent alternatives.
Enough of my rambling. I know you all just came here to see pictures of some hot-bodied hot hottie that has been boinking some famous athlete so here you go!
Dominica Westling in an artsy fartsy modeling picture
Dominica Westling does her best Elin Nordegren impersonation
Dominica Westling makes sweet, sweet love to a beach
And here’s a video of the beach photoshoot:
Click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery:
And here she is with two more unidentified hotties wearing their official Shaq mistress uniforms!
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