Heidi Montag’s list of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day include neck liposuction, brow lift, and botox, at age 23

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CLICK HERE to see Heidi before and after her latest surgeries.

There’s a good reason we haven’t seen a lot of Heidi Montag lately, which is especially odd around the Holidays, but it’s not because she’s finally tired of the spotlight. No, she had a secret appointment with her plastic surgeon November 20 for a whopping 10 procedures and has been recovering.

This means, at the tender age of 23 Heidi has already has over 12 plastic surgery procedures, and she’s already looking dangerously like the Frankenstein baby of Janice Dickinson, Danielle Staub, Bruce Jenner, and Jocelyn Wildenstein. In her exclusive confession and reveal with People, Heidi admits to being “obsessed” with plastic surgery, but this may go a bit beyond that. And she’s not planning to stop until she does indeed look like Jocelyn Wildenstein, she tells People, “I’m just starting. Let’s just say there’s a lot of maintenance.” 

Basically about every inch of Heidi’s body was cut, sucked, pinned, or injected. Here’s the list:

1. Botox

2. nose job revision

3. mini brow lift

4. chin reduction

5. fat injections in her cheeks and lips

6. breast augmentation revision (DDD’s!!)

7. liposuction on waist and thighs

8. ears pinned back

9. buttocks augmentation

10. NECK LIPOSUCTION?!?!? WTF?

Heidi’s a pretty girl, and she looked fine after her first nose job and boob job. She didn’t need them, but afterward she didn’t look like a freakshow. Now she’s only 23 and she looks like an insecure 50-year-old, but apparently that’s the look she’s going for. At first I was worried that Heidi is being the world’s worst role model for young women and girls, but maybe she’s being so ridiculous she’ll prevent young people from trying to emulate her. Here’s Heidi (hopefully) scaring millions of little girls away from going near a plastic surgeon’s office:

“Nobody ages perfectly, so I plan to keep using surgery to make me as perfect as I can be. Because, for me, the surgery is always so rewarding.”

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