Above is the breakdown of before and after Heidi Montag’s new surgical procedures including a chin reduction, brow lift, neck liposuction, and enormous DDD boobs (read the full list here). Heidi started her adult life as a small A cup, and now her breasts are practically half her frame. And her face, it’s a little less plastic than Joan Rivers. Spencer Pratt must be elated though, Heidi finally looks like the blow-up doll of his dreams.
Seriously though, it’s a shame. Heidi was a very cute girl and she traded in her fresh-faced beauty and the chance to age gracefully in at only 23. She had her boobs and nose done a couple of years ago, which is still controversial for a 21-year-old, but it’s not really that crazy if that’s something that’s important to you. This, is crazy.
It might be a while before we get to see staged paparazzi pics of Heidi so we can see was she really looks like now, but Heidi is currently rumored to being kept under lock and key by a People exclusivity contract. Someone even called the police because they thought someone was being kidnapped when she entered the house she shares with Spencer Pratt wearing a pillowcase over her head.
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In case you forgot, or never knew, here’s a few pics of Heidi before a surgical knife ever touched her face or boobs (Fun fact, what was Heidi’s first plastic surgery procedure? Getting Spencer Pratt attached her her hip. That surgery, incidentally is the one that encouraged Heidi to get the many that followed.):
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