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PHOTOS Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Clinton Yunker’s mug shots and baby mama Tara

ByAsa Hawks

Amber Portwood has moved on from baby daddy and ex-fiance Gary Shirley and is now seriously involved with Clinton Yunker, who she has been photographed with often all over their hometown of Anderson, Indiana. With Clinton Amber is once again demonstrating her affinity for danger because he, just like Amber’s date Chris from Season 2, has a history of run-ins with the law that include arrests in 2007 and 2010.

Keep reading to find out about Clinton’s legal difficulties as well as his 19-year-old baby mama and on-again, off-again girlfriend Tara who played an important part in one of the arrests!

Jennifer Jowett "You're Cut Off."
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Meet Jennifer Jowett from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 28-year-old blond bombshell Jennifer Jowett. Check out a fantastic selection of bikini photos and bio info for the artificially enhanced gal from West Hollywood.

Ann Ward modleing photos from her Facebook account
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PHOTOS America’s Next Top Model Ann Ward Vogue preview and pre-ANTM pics

ByAsa Hawks

See a preview picture of America’s Next Top Model winner Ann Ward (the 6’2″ skinny gal who made headlines when she was featured in a promo clip for this season) from her upcoming Italian Vogue photo shoot! Plus, pictures of Ann from before ANTM from her Facebook profile!

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Patrick House Before and After 181 lb. weight loss photos: Biggest Loser Season 10

ByStarcasm Staff

NBC’s Biggest Loser Season 10 winner Patrick House really needed the prize money. He lost his job as a sales rep this January and he told US Magazine “a lot of the money is going to pay back my family and friends that I borrowed from just to live this year.” Patrick slimmed down 181lbs….

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Jim and Alexis Bellino issue statement about bankruptcy rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim Bellino have issued an official statement clarifying bankruptcy rumors that began last week after it was revealed one of their companies had filed for Chapter 11. In the statement the Bellinos clarify that it wasn’t personal bankruptcy and that their financial situation is stable, the move was simply a way to buy time for renegotiating the mortgage on their house and prevent foreclosure procedures from moving forward. Keep reading for the full statement (and a knockout photo of Alexis!).

Jessica Koussevitzky 'You're Cut Off'

Meet Jessica Koussevitzky from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 23-year-old Jessica Koussevitzky from Palm Beach, FL.

Check out bio info, photos and a red carpet video of the south Florida gal who once converted an entire bedroom at her beach front condo into a walk-in closet just to house her clothes.

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PHOTOS VIDEOS BIO Shawntel Newton from The Bachelor 2011 with Brad Womack

ByAsa Hawks

On the outside this lovely 24-year-old brunette from Chico, California is exactly what you would expect from a Bachelor contestant, but Shawntel Newton’s resume packs a bit of a surprise – instead of spending her days pursuing a modeling career, waiting tables or being a marketing executive, Shawntel is busy learning the family business of dealing with people’s grief and pumping formaldehyde! That’s right, She’s a funeral director on her way to also becoming a licensed embalmer!

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Newton Family

(And did I mention she’s super fine?)

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‘Dexter’ co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter cut ties

ByDarren O

Like blood slides hidden in a window unit air conditioner sometimes celebrity news can surprise you. Such is the case with the latest Hollywood marriage gone Splitsville. Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are officially calling it quits.

Read the joint statement that sounds like it came from Dexter’s dark passenger.

Lauren Grissom "You're Cut Off."
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Miss Tennessee U.S.A. 2006 Lauren Grissom cast for Season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is former 2006 Miss Tennessee U.S.A. Lauren Grissom.

Check out bio info, videos and photos of the rocky top gal who likes getting things her way including a romance with country singer Jake Owen!

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PHOTOS Tenley Molzahn in a bikini in Hawaii with boyfriend Kiptyn Locke

ByAsa Hawks

Professional reality show runners up Kiptyn Locke and Tenley Molzahn were spotted on the beach in Maui, Hawaii Sunday doing what they do best – looking damn fine! Tenley (26), who Jake Pavelka dumped in favor of Vienna Girardi in the season finale of Season 14 of The Bachelor, and Kiptyn (32), runner up for the heart of Jillian Harris in Season 4 of The Bachelorette, met while filming Bachelor Pad and just may have found true love! See the pretty, pretty people and read what Tenley had to say about the potential for marriage and children!

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PHOTO – Actress Tami Akbar Roman, ex wife of Kenny Anderson and former Real World/MTV VJ is now on Basketball Wives

ByStarcasm Staff

Tami Roman is the newest edition to VH1’s Shauni O’Neal produced Basketball Wives, and she’s got quite a resume! She landed a gig as part of the second season of MTV’s The Real World in Los Angeles, when this type of candid reality format was fresh and exciting. Tami, who then known as Tami Akbar…

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RHOC Jim and Alexis Bellino declare bankruptcy, losing house to foreclosure

ByStarcasm Staff

Jim and Alexis Bellino are the latest Real Housewives couple to financially crumple under the weight of living above their means to keep up appearances. On the heels of news that the pair are losing their house to foreclosure, Jim’s real estate company Global Marine, Inc has filed for bankruptcy protection, according to the OC…

VIDEO – Analyzing Cynthia Bailey’s friend contract
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VIDEO – Analyzing Cynthia Bailey’s friend contract

ByStarcasm Staff

On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Cynthia Bailey, who has grown kind of close to Nene in previous episodes as she deals with marital struggles, offered up Nene a puzzling friendship contract. It starts out with a grade-school “Do you want to be my friend? Circle yes, or no.” If you make the…

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Comprehensive Retrospective: A&E’s ‘The Hasselhoffs’ 12.05.10 to 12.05.10

ByDarren O

It is time to fully engross yourself in an all-encompassing look back on A&E’s reality TV show The Hasselhoffs. Included in our unequaled summary is a full recap of every episode as well as an unprecedented photo gallery from the show that ran from December 5th, 2010 to December 5th, 2010. Relive the memories that lead us all to know, “It can be a hassle being a Hoff.”

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, Leah and Clinton Yunker decorate for Christmas

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Amber Portwood, daughter Leah and her new boyfriend Clinton Yunker got into the holiday spirit by putting up Christmas decorations in the snow at Amber’s new apartment near Anderson, Indiana earlier today. Keep reading for all the holiday fun including some absolutely adorable shots of little Leah!

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PHOTOS VIDEO and BIO Chantal O’Brien from The Bachelor 15 with Brad Womack

ByAsa Hawks

It’s getting to be that time of year again! Season 15 of The Bachelor kicks off in less than four weeks as the hunky Brad Womack tries for his second time to find the love of his life by dating more than 20 women at once. That means it is time for our starcasm sleuths to dust off their internet magnifying glasses and compile their infamous “Bachelor Files” for the latest bunch of hottie Mrs. Womack wannabes!

First up is 28-year-old brunette Chantal O’Brien from Mercer Island, Washington. Chantal is already infamous after ABC featured the scene in which she and Brad meet for the first time in a promo video for the upcoming season. Keep reading to see Chantal’s memorable entrance and find out more about Chantal, including the identity of her sort of famous ex-husband!

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VIDEO: Drunken Salahis attend a party they were actually invited to

ByDarren O

I can confirm that famed White House gate crashers and Real Housewives of Washington D.C. cast members Tareq and Michaele Salahi are alive and well and doing what they do best; attending parties, drinking, and bringing attention to themselves! Check out a recent vid from a DC area party that the two were surprisingly not only invited to but were actually the “guests of honor” for.

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Camille and Kelsey Grammer sex tapes!?!

ByDarren O

Well the embattled divorce between TV star Kelsey Grammer and his now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star soon to be ex-wife may have a troublesome secret weapon. According to Star Camille is in possession of some sex tapes featuring herself and her famous ex that she is threatening to let loose upon the poor world if Kelsey doesn’t pay up and pay up big time. I’ve already poisoned your mind with the thought of such an abomination so you might as well read on for the details at this point. Sorry!

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon and Paul McCartney perform “Scrambled Eggs” to the tune of “Yesterday”

ByAsa Hawks

Paul McCartney has often told the story of how he used the words “scrambled eggs” as a placeholder until the final lyrics of “Yesterday” were complete. Sir Paul was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and Jimmy talked him into performing the song with the original edible lyrics as well as a few add-ons. The result? Hilarity!

(No, Jimmy wasn’t singing like Neil Young. Awwwwww….)

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood struts, new boyfriend Clinton Yunker works

ByAsa Hawks

The Teen Momerazzi were out in full force yesterday as Amber Portwood and her new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker, went to lunch at what appears to be a Mexican barbeque place before spending some quality time at Anderson’s favorite hot spot, Wal-Mart.

After Wally World the couple went their separate ways. Clinton proved that he has at least one thing better than Amber’s baby daddy and former fiance, Gary Shirley – a job! See pictures of Clinton bringing home the bacon and Amber turning heads while strutting the streets of Anderson!

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The Bachelor 2011 contestant Keltie Colleen photos and brief bio

Bycarrieglass

Meet Keltie Colleen, a 28-year-old former Radio City Rockette dancer originally from Alberta, Canada competing for the heart of Brad Womack on Season 15 of The Bachelor premiering January 3, 2011 on ABC. Keep reading for a 3/4 length photo, brief bio and interview with Keltie!

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Jwoww wants her naked photos back from Tom Lippolis

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore’s Jwoww is a looker and it looks like we all could be looking at ALL of her if her lawyers don’t get their way in a current court battle with her ex Thomas Lippolis. Lippolis has turned sour grapes into a $300,000 money grab disguised as a lawsuit. It looks like Jwoww will pay part of this amount for business manger services her ex provided with one very important condition; that he hand over his collection of butt naked photos that he has of the sexy reality star!

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VIDEO – Evidence that real life is just like Glee

ByStarcasm Staff

Sometimes real life is just like a Glee episode, and Mr. Shue gets up to performs an impromptu “On The Street Where You Live.” At least that’s what happened Sunday night at The Kennedy Center Honors after party, when around 1 a.m. Matthew Morrison (Who plays Mr. Schuester on the hit Fox series) warmed up…

Sexy picture of Danielle Colb Cushman of The History Channel's American Pickers
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PHOTOS American Pickers’ Danielle Colby Cushman is burlesque dancer Dannie Diesel

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, the tattooed punkabilly filly office manager from The History Channel’s American Pickers reality series, may be surprised to know that she leads a double life as Dannie Diesel, a risque and talented burlesque performer! See photos of Danielle as well as her more revealing alter ego and find out what other awesomely cool chick badassery Danielle participated in prior to doing burlesque! (HINT: It doesn’t involve a pole, but it does involve girl on girl action!)

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VIDEOS Tabatha Coffey interview about Season 3 of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover

ByAsa Hawks

Our favorite business woman on television returns to kicking a$$ and taking names December 6 when Tabatha’s Salon Takeover returns for its third season on Bravo. See some preview clips and read a round table interview with Tabatha in which she talks about what it’s like whipping small business owners into shape!

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Big Brother’s Brendon Skypes his privates, loses Rachel’s love

ByDarren O

What could arguably be the most irritating reality couple this side of Speidi, Big Brother 12’s Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly are now on the outs following the outing of Brendon’s peen via a Skype hook-up with some random chick.

See Brendon’s desperate “I’m sorry” YouTube plea to Rachel, Rachel’s Twitter attempt to get the inside Skype scoop and why I believe this is all a desperate attempt to remain relevant by the arrested development couple.

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PHOTOS – Who is Nene Leakes’ friend Diana Gowins?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nene Leakes has “professional” friendships with her Real Housewives of Atlanta cast mates, but lately there’s been camera time going to a lady who may be one of Nene’s real friends, Diana Gowins. Diana accompanies Nene to the clinic when she gets her plastic surgery, and comes over to comfort Nene after Gregg accidentally airs…

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The Bachelor 2011 contestant Ashley Spivey photos and brief bio

Bycarrieglass

Meet Ashley Spivey, a 26-year-old nanny originally from Ellerbe, North Carolina but currently living in New York. Ashley is one of 30 women competing for the heart of Brad Womack on Season 15 of The Bachelor premiering January 3, 2011 on ABC. Keep reading for a 3/4 length photo, brief bio and interview with Ashley!

Melisa McLaney from Bama Belles on TLC
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PHOTOS Meet Melissa McLaney of TLC’s Bama Belles

ByAsa Hawks

TLC’s new reality series Bama Belles features five women living in the small Southern town of Dothan, Alabama. The women on the show range in age from 25 to 39 and come from diverse backgrounds, including a couple Northern transplants trying to adjust to the Southern lifestyle.

One of the cast members that needs no adjusting is 35-year-old Melissa Mclaney, a stunning former beauty queen and current business owner that was born right up the road from Dothan in Ozark, Alabama. Keep reading for Melissa’s life story that includes years as a pharmaceutical salesperson, co-founding H2O Sports boat dealership and taking home the crown of Mrs. Alabama in 2009!

Dakota Redding from Bama Belles
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PHOTOS VIDEO Meet Dakota Redding from TLC’s “Bama Belles”

ByAsa Hawks

TLC’s Real Housewives style documentary Bama Belles introduces us to five very different women from the small town of Dothan, Alabama including North Dakota transplant Stephanie Rae “Dakota” Redding, a rodeo ridin’ occupational therapist assistant and Army Reservist who relocated to the South two years ago. Keep reading for details on her amazing array of talents with photos and a video clip preview in which Dakota defends people lacking teeth at a lawnmower race!

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Jwoww being sued by ex Thomas Lippolis

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore’s resident hottie Jwoww, real name Jenni Farley, is finding herself on the wrong friggin’ end of a lawsuit. The dude who is trying to creep on some of Jwoww’s hard earned bank is her ex boyfriend Thomas “Sour Grapes” Lippolis.

Find out what his claims are against Jwoww and just how much of her hard earned money he believes is rightfully his.

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NeNe Leakes hires renowned Atlanta divorce attorney

ByDarren O

Rumors of an impending divorce between Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member NeNe Leakes and her husband Gregg have been swirling for months. If the latest news leaking from the Leakes is any indication it looks like it’s lights out for NeNe and Gregg’s marriage.

Read about the high profile divorce attorney that NeNe has reportedly hired that would signal not only an impending end to her marriage but a potentially bitter split.

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Lisa Vanderpump denies National Enquirer story about spat with Andy Cohen

ByAsa Hawks

The National Enquirer recently published a story in which they claim Lisa Vanderpump threw a “hissy fit” during a break while appearing with the other five cast members from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Andy Cohen’s late night talk show and hilarity extravaganza, Watch What Happens Live! Find out what Lisa had to say about the story and see the video and photos that started it all!

16 & Pregnant grandmother Kathleen Green to sue MTV for defamation over Christinna Robinson episode

ByAsa Hawks

Kathleen Green, the grandmother of 16 and Pregnant‘s Christinna Robinson, is threatening to sue MTV for defamation of her character based on their editing of this past week’s episode. Keep reading for a summary of a couple of the scenes in question as well as the full episode!

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VIDEO – Are Taylor Armstrong and husband Russell headed for divorce?

ByStarcasm Staff

Are Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong and husband Russell headed towards divorce? It certainly seems that way after watching this clip from the newest episode of RHBH. In it an emotionally vulnerable Taylor lunches with Kyle, who seems to have a really solid, loving relationship with her Realtor husband Maurico Umansky, and…

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PHOTO Jessica Simpson wears sold out Mondo Guerra World AIDS Day skull tee shirt

ByAsa Hawks

Jessica Simpson was spotted on the way to the airport in New York City earlier today sporting a Mondo Guerra World AIDS Day tee shirt! The shirt featured a colorful screen printed skull reminiscent of Mondo’s Project Runway finale show inspired by the Mexican Day of the Dead festival and was sold exclusively through Piperlime beginning this morning to help raise money for amfAR. Keep reading to see Jessica all skulled up and find out what other celebrities were getting their Mondo on today!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood gets a tattoo of Leah

ByAsa Hawks

A little over a week ago Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s daughter Leah became a ward of the State of Indiana, who placed the two-year-old with her father Gary Shirley. But in a way it’s as though mother and daughter were never apart thanks to Amber getting a very large and colorful tattoo of Leah on her left side! Keep reading to see Amber’s skin art tribute to her daughter as well as photos of Amber leaving the tattoo parlor!

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Celebrity Rehab 4: Janice Dickinson was sexually abused by her father, locked in car trunks

ByStarcasm Staff

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson joins Rachel Uchitel, Jeremy London, and others tonight on the premiere of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Season 4, and she deals with some pretty tough issues. Already damaged from physical, emotional, and sexual abuse from her father, she took advantage of the readily available alcohol and cocaine at every shoot…

Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers wears a Free Bird shirt for her mug shot
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Alexis Neiers mug shot photos wearing a ‘Free Bird’ shirt after black tar heroin arrest

ByAsa Hawks

Pretty Wild! star Alexis Neiers was arrested earlier today for possession of black tar heroin when police officers were making a routine parole check at her home. Proving once again that she is the schlemiel and schlemazlest celebrity this side of Angelina Pivarnick, the 19-year-old happened to be wearing a “Free Bird” shirt at the time she was arrested and booked! Keep reading to see both amazing mug shots!

Pretty Wild star and bling ring thief Alexis Neiers mugshot
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Bling ringer and Pretty Wild! star Alexis Neiers arrested with black tar heroin

ByAsa Hawks

It looks as though the poor man’s Lindsay Lohan might be headed back to jail after former Pretty Wild! reality star and convicted Bling Ring member Alexis Neiers was caught with black tar heroin at her home earlier today. The probation violation could mean Alexis will be returning to prison for an extended stay this time.

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Northwestern offers class on ‘Mad Men’

ByDarren O

So you’re a freshman at Northwestern University and you need to schedule a class to fill out your credit hours while giving you free time to watch Mad Men back in your dorm over and over again.

Well why not combine the two and enroll in “Consumerism and Social Change in Mad Men America, 1960-1963?” That’s right, you can flex all your Sterling Cooper knowledge in this class being taught by history professor and Mad Men fan Michael Allen. Read all about what has to be the coolest accredited class in America!

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Teresa Giudice to host life advice seminar

ByDarren O

It turns out that money CAN buy you class. If you have a little free time on January 10th and 60 bucks to blow you can have Real Housewives of New Jersey reality TV star Teresa Giudice tell you in person how to change and then manage your life. So what can someone who went 11 million in debt, filed for bankruptcy and nearly had to auction off all her personal items teach you about success? Read on to find out!

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PHOTOS – Kim Zolciak’s house is for sale

ByStarcasm Staff

Newly engaged and sorta newly impregnated Kim Zolciak is joining the clubs of Real Housewives with Real Estate listed for sale! Her townhouse is currently on the market for $499,000. This isn’t really a gain from her buying price of $486,000 in 2006, but this is probably a sign that Kim’s shacking up with her…

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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood regains custody of daughter Leah

ByStarcasm Staff

The day before Thanksgiving the mercurial Amber Portwood lost custody of her daughter Leah to the state of Indiana (who placed Leah with her dad Gary Shirley), but now US Weekly reports that mother and daughter have been reunited! An anonymous source from Anderson tells US: “Leah is moving into Amber’s new home, where Amber…

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VIDEO PHOTOS Adrien Arpel designs Kim Zolciak Christmas ornament for HSN?

ByAsa Hawks

Are you a huge Real Housewives of Atlanta fan? Is your Christmas tree lacking divatude? Do you want to help out St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and have an extra $40 laying around? If you answered yes to all these questions then head over to the Home Shopping Network and purchase your very own HSN Cares exclusive Adrien Arpel 2010 Heart Ornament! It’s like having Kim Zolciak’s head (and wig!) on a string!

Keep reading for photos and a disturbing video of the holiday Zolciaccessory as well as a few other curious celebrity ornaments offered by HSN this season!