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VMA VIDEO Lady Gaga performs Paparrazi 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

The intentionally over-theatrical Lady Gaga succeeded once again at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards with her performance of the single “Paparazzi,” showing her skill at delivering a heavy-handed message (she was actually hanging from a wire with fake blood down her chest at one point) with just the right mixture of kitsch, flamboyance, melody…

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VMA VIDEO Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards

You won’t believe this video from the MTV Video Music Awards show! WOW! So much for Kanye West’s humbling remarks after he was skewered on an episode of South Park for being an ego-maniac! Taylor Swift won for Best Female Video and was in the middle of her acceptance speech when Kanye West took the…

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PHOTOS Elizabeth Hurley Makes Organic Bacon!

Here are some pictures of Elizabeth Hurley at the Cirencester farmer’s market on September 12, 2009. In case you didn’t know, Liz Hurley now owns and runs her own farm in Gloucestershire, where she raises pork (A.K.A. BACON!) From ElizabethHurley.com: I bought a 400 acre farm, deep in the Gloucestershire countryside, some five years ago….

PHOTOS Teri Hatcher looks great in the 2009 Nautica Malibu Triathlon

Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher not only looks to be in great shape, she proved it this weekend by competing in the 2009 Nautica Malibu Triathlon. The 44-year-old actress ran, swam and cycled and looked fantastic doing all three! Seeing her in that wetsuit makes me think she ought to be cast as some sort of…

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Listen to Susan Boyle new song ‘Wild Horses’ from her debut album!

The first song from Susan Boyle’s debut has been released online and it’s a cover of the Rolling Stones classic “Wild Horses.” I’m a big fan of this Mick Jagger and Keith Richards penned tune, but after listening to Boyle’s version I’m not sure it’s the right choice to be the first thing we hear…

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VIDEO NEW New New Moon trailer! 9-12-09

This movie has more trailers than Alabama! I’m beginning to think that a Twilight fan with working knowledge of a good video editing program cold actually piece the entire movie together. Anyway, here’s the most recent Twilight Saga New Moon trailer featuring lots of Kristen Stewart and the ghost of Robert Pattinson. Something tells me…

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Captain Jack Sparrow will be back in Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides

Johnny Depp dressed up as Captain Jack on the second day of the D23 Expo in Anaheim, California to announce that the fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribean will be called On Stranger Tides and is slated for release Summer, 2011.  Exciting! Be our BFFs on Twitter and Facebook!

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PHOTOS Pregnancy Chic with Matthew Mcconaughey’s girlfriend Camila Alves

Grrrrrr…stupid Matthew Mcconaughey! Of course his Brazilian model girlfriend looks fantastic even when VERY pregnant. Here are some photos of the glowing hot Camila Alves looking radiant and downright joyful taking Matthew’s dog BJ to the groomer. (Of course this means that when she gets home she’ll be giving Matthew his BJ. Grrrrr!)

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Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page kiss in Marie Claire! (Are they dating?)

Marie Claire did a cover story about the relationship between Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page. It involved a touchy-feely photo shoot (which included kissing!) and an article written like a thinly veiled lesbian romance novel. Here’s a juicy detail: “Shoehorned into a banquette on the sun-drenched patio of a Mediterranean joint in Manhattan’s West Village,…

Where The Wild Things Are Character Movie Posters!

Warner Brothers has just released these character banners for the much-anticipated movie Where the Wild Things Are, including Max, KW, Judith and Carol. How cool are these? It’s like The Dark Crystal with a huge budget! Click to zoom in: The film adaptation of the Maurice Sendak classic is directed by Spike Jonze and features…

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Cast of Vampire Diaries mugshots – arrested in Georgia?

Nina Dobreva, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell, Krystal Vayda, Sara Canning and photographer Tyler Shields were detained and cited for disorderly conduct in Monroe County, Georgia last week after several motorists on Interstate 75 called 911 to report women hanging off an overpass. Tyler Shields revealed he was a professional photographer and the group was taking…

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FASHION FAIL Jennifer Connelly as Spongeconnelly Squaredress

Maybe it’s just an optical illusion caused by recently staring at the curvaceous Kelly Brook too long, but it appears to me that an idiot fashion designer out there has miraculously come up with a dress that somehow completely sucks the hotness out of Jennifer Connelly. Look at this outfit she wore to the Toronto…

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VIDEO Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield fight on Ellen while the rest of the Atlanta Housewives watch

Find out why Kim started wearing wigs. The date 9/9/09 was special, and it’s not because of mathematical lore and the endtimes, it’s because Ellen had all of the Atlanta Housewives on her show. It was amazing! All it took was one question for the whole thing to go to the cats between Sheree and…

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VIDEO Speaking of alter egos: Kim Zolciak dances with drag queen look-a-like Detox to “Tardy for the Party”

Find out why Kim started wearing wigs. When I woke up this morning and saw this, I thought I had accidentally wound up in one of Kim Zolciak’s wet dreams. In Kim’s world everyone aspires to look like her and they spend all their time dancing to her hit single “Tardy for the Party.” Also,…

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Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and pickles attended Kendra Wilkinson’s baby shower

A very pregnant looking Kendra Wilkinson posed with a jar of pickles at her baby shower yesterday at Hugh Hefner’s secretary Mary O’Connor’s house. Kendra was reunited with the other Girls Next Door, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, and Hugh Hefner tweeted that he was at the party too. There were all sorts of blue-themed…

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Hugh Hefner files for divorce from wife: Who is Kimberly Conrad Hefner?

Hugh Hefner is making headlines because he’s divorcing his wife of 20 years, Kimberly Conrad. They got married in 1989, and have been separated since 1999. Hugh’s gone on to have multiple, simultaneous relationships with young blond things since the split, but never officially broke it off with Kimberly. What’s the story with their marriage,…

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PHOTOS Sex and the City 2 1980s flashback – And Miranda Too!

Cynthia Nixon was left off of my previous post of Sex and the City 2 1980s flashback glam photos, but that’s because there weren’t any photos of her available. Now we know why. It must take less time to create a 1980s look than it does to create a librarian clown. Fame Pictures says this…

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PHOTOS Sex and the City 2 1980s glam flashback!

The ladies of Sex and the City 2 remind all of us that the 1980s were a really bad time for fashion. PSYCH! I am totally “Desperately Seeking Sarah Jessica Parker!” And Kristin Davis looks 20 years younger! Like, totally tubular! Kim Cattrall on the other hand… “Gag me with a spoon” comes to mind….

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VIDEO Ellen DeGeneres replaces Paula Abdul as fourth judge on American Idol!

Holy Crap! According to an official announcement from Fox, talk show host and lovable lesbian Ellen DeGeneres will be replacing Paula Abdul as the fourth judge on American Idol! This is an absolute out-of-the-ballpark homerun for Fox! Not only did they select a judge that will be able to draw in viewers that weren’t fans…

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga Gagallery 6 looks 19 pictures!

These photos should get you all caught up on Lady Gaga’s most recent fashion experiments! Included are 19 photos over 6 pages including: Page One: “Cranberry GaGoggle” Virgin Megastore in Paris, France on September 9, 2009 to promote her single, “Poker Face.” Page Two: “Foilyn Monroe” Heading to NRJ Radio in Paris, France on September…

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PHOTOS George Clooney and girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis at the Venice Film Festival

In case you were feeling attractive, here are some pictures of one of the most gorgeous couples on the planet – actor George Clooney and professional hot chick Elisabetta Canalis at the 66th Annual Venice Film Festival. I want to use some sort of superlative in describing these two beautiful human beings, but it’s hard…

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PHOTOS Change is in the Hair: Kim Kardashian goes back to dark brown

After being sorta blond for a minute-and-a-half, Kim Kardashian has gone back to the dark locks that complimented her mascara so well. Her bodacious behind even looks better without the washed-out honey-colored highlights. It looks fuller, rounder, and ready to take on the world this way. Here she is yesterday fresh from the salon. All…

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Jon Gosselin Really Hates Kate – Good Morning America interview reveals deep anger

This morning another part of Jon Gosselin’s interview with Good Morning America’s Chris Cuomo aired – and Jon had a lot of anger to let out. It begins with Jon making a bold statement: he feels like he loves new girlfriend Hailey Glassman more than he loved Kate. Jon then says he was jealous of…

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Reunite

This must be official: both News of the World and The Sun are reporting the match made in a heroin den has reunited. Divorce must be a powerful aphrodisiac, because just a month after their marriage was legally dunso Amy and her fresh beehive has allegedly hopped back on Blake’s skin and bones. A source…

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VIDEO Tyra Banks reveals natural hair fresh from the shower

Tyra’s been building up the reveal of her new hair like it’s a Twilight sequel for what feels like years now. What we really want to see is Kim Zolciak’s real hair. UPDATE! CLICK HER TO SEE KIM ZOLCIAK’s REAL HAIR! The former supermodel talk-show pranced out on the stage of her season premiere fresh…

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PHOTOS Dita Von Teese in the burlesque revue Gentry de Paris

Check out these racy, lacy, you can almost see second basey photos of Dita Von Teese performing in the Ziegfeld Follies-style burlesque revue “Gentry de Paris” at Casino de Paris on September 8, 2009. The curvaceous living pin-up jiggles and struts about in all sorts of wonderfully opulent outfits, leaving nothing to the imagination except…

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PHOTOS Sex and the City 2 cast unite for pictures

The ladies of Sex and the City reunited for the first time on set of the movie sequel and took time to pose for photographers. Samantha, Miranda, Carrie and Charlotte dressed for the occasion, all wearing stylishly sexy dresses and appearing to be happy making a boatload of money. Kim Cattrall looks to make 53…

Ludacris gave away 20 cars through his foundation’s LudaDay Giveaway

This Sunday Ludacris gave away 20 cars to people who wrote 300 word essays about their struggles to get to work without a car. Participants had to pay for tags, registration, tax and insurance, but the vehicles came with 30 days of free gas. You can see a list of the winners at www.theludacrisfoundation.org. “People…

Worst movie concept ever? ‘The Thing With Two Heads’

They transplanted a WHITE BIGOT’S HEAD onto a SOUL BROTHER’S BODY! The doctor blew it – the most fantastic medical experiment of the age. And now, with the fights, the Fuzz, the chicks and the choppers…Man, they’re really in deeeeep trouble! That was straight from the movie poster. I don’t know what else to say….

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34 PHOTOS Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of Sex and the City 2

They’ve only been shooting for a few days and we already have an entire style gallery of Sarah Jessica Parker on the set! We singled out the ’80s flashback frizzy ‘fro look in an earlier post and now we can add hot momma jeans, a glittery pleated blue skirt and top, a Christian Dior newspaper…

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Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers arrested for choking Tila Tequila!

The Queen of all social media Tila Tequila called the police on her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, who was arrested earlier this morning for battery and false imprisonment. According to TMZ, Tila (real name Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) and Shawne were out partying last night in a roped off portion of Stingaree…

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PHOTOS Seth Rogen and Cameron Diaz on set of The Green Hornet

Here are some pictures from the set of The Green Hornet, which should serve as a small appetizer for those of you hungry for Seth Rogen’s super-hero joint, due out December 17, 2010. In the photos are Seth, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos and everyone’s favorite Green Hornet character, Black Beauty. Also, at the bottom…

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Susan Boyle CD release date announced – EXCLUSIVE Album Cover Art!

The release date for Susan Boyle much-anticipated debut album I Dreamed A Dream is set for November 24, and within just a few days of the announcement it’s already the number one selling CD on amazon! We were honored that they chose our Susan Boyle/Amy Winehouse mash-up from the “Susan Boyle Timeline” post as the…

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PHOTOS Old Kate Gosselin had a farm…and took the kids!

While Jon was in Vegas drinking with hot blondies and buying bling for one of his many flinglings, Kate was back in Pennsylvania taking the kids to the farm where they enjoyed a good old fashioned hay ride. And in true Kate fashion, she had big ol’ straw hats for all the kids to keep…

Lisa Loeb is pregnant!

Lisa Loeb, goddess of cat-eye glasses, is pregnant! Her manager, Janet Billig Rich, told People “They’re excited to welcome their first child this winter.” Lisa married her husband Roey Hershkovitz, who’s the music production supervisor for The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, this January. Lisa’s been hard at work making music for the past 15…

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VIDEO John McCain on Conan O’Brien 9/3/09 – He’s an expert “Twitterer”

John McCain acted a little wacko about a year ago in desperation for votes, but I’ve always liked the man when he was being himself. He’s a cool cat with a logical mind, a sense of honor and truthfulness, and, probably the best trait for a politician to have (or anyone to have): a sense…

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Hayley Wood and Travis Barker attended DJ AM, Adam Goldstein’s funeral

DJ AM’s girlfriend Hayley Wood and best friend Travis Barker were two of many in attendance at his funeral at Hillside Memorial Park and Mortuary in West Los Angeles, California on September 2, 2009. The pair are pictured above hugging at the event. DJ AM, also known as Adam Goldstein, was only 36 when he…

VIDEO Diane Sawyer drunk

Here is video of Diane Swayer’s infamous “drunk day” on Good Morning America the morning after the Barack Obama inauguration. It was announced today that Diane will be replacing Charles Gibson as anchor of ABC’s World News, making her the second female anchor of a major network’s nightly news cast after Katie Couric took over…

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PHOTOS Margareth Made at the Venice Film Festival ‘Baaria’ Photocall

Actress Margareth Made wows during the Baaria photocall at the 66th Venice Film Festival. Baaria, a $30 million epic directed by Giuseppe Tornatore and filmed in Italy, will be the first Italian film in two decades to open up the Festival. I confess, I had to google Margareth Made and Baaria.I also confess that I…

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Dina Manzo appears on Chelsea Lately – September 1, 2009

This video warmed up a tiny bit of my heart for Dina Manzo. I thought she was kind of “blah” on Real Housewives, but she’s a good sport here. I kind of wanted to go have a drink with Dina and Chelsea after watching this, but I’d probably have dump a bottle of peroxide on…

Hayden Christensen’s brother Tove arrested for assault after dragging girlfriend in car

TMZ reports that Hayden Christensen’s brother has been arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon this morning. Police responded to a 2:30 a.m. call after Tove allegedly dragged his girlfriend 30 feet in his car after an argument. The girlfriend had marks on her arm. She had been pushed to the ground, and reached…

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Oxycontin found in DJ AM’s stomach, mouth suggests possible suicide

A law enforcement source told People that there’s a new report surfacing in regard to DJ AM’s death that suggests his death may have been a suicide. It was originally thought that DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, died of an accidental overdose after a drug relapse. This new report indicates that Goldstein…

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LeAnn Rimes steps out after finally announcing divorce from Dean Sheremet

LeAnn Rimes has officially announced via her website that her marriage to Dean Sheremet is over. Her lover, Eddie Cibrian filed for divorce from him wife Brandi Glanville last week. Rimes met Cibrian while filming Northern Lights and rumors have swirled of their affair for a while. The singer married Sheremet, who was a dancer…

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar announce 19th baby – will they go for 20?
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Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar announce 19th baby – will they go for 20?

The Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are continuing their efforts to populate a large country (as to where they’ll all live when this is done – I hear most of Siberia is open) by going for a 19th child. The couple have been doing their marital duties without protection for over twenty years, yet they…

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PHOTOS Carrie Bradshaw is permed and pearled – Sarah Jessica Parker goes 80s glam on set of Sex and the City 2

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she’s been hit with a Dynasty stick on the set of the new Sex and the City Movie. My brain is telling me this is a flashback sequence, while my gut is telling me that this is just another one of Carrie Bradshaw’s fashion-forward-backward-and-sideways looks. The hair is so horrible…

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VIDEO Tony Romo’s girlfriend is Chace Crawford’s sister, Miss Missouri Candice Crawford?

Celeb TV is reporting that Tony Romo has been getting cozy with Gossip Girl‘s Chace Crawford’s sister, Candice. Candice Crawford isn’t just a television hottie’s sister, she’s got an impressive resume of her own. She is currently holding the title of Miss Missouri and is a Dallas TV sports reporter. She’s even got a website…

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Halloween Comes Early – Jon & Kate Plus 8 Season 5, Episode 12 Recap: ‘Dude Ranch and Dress Up’

Little did I know when I turned on Jon and Kate last night that I was walking into a television nightmare. The episode lulled me in with the typical presentation of cutesy activities and family bonding, but just when I thought I had a grasp on the general plot…there was a turn. In between sweet…

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Everything Zen – Gavin Rossdale shirtless at the beach

When I was thirteen, my girlfriends and I would listen to Bush’s Sixteen Stone on constant repeat. “Glycerine” in particular made our toes quiver. We would suck on Blowpops and drink Sprite and dream of a pseudo grungy heaven with Mr. Rossdale (we were too stupid in the head to listen to Nirvana).  Gavin Rossdale…

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Who is Kim Zolciak’s ex-husband, Daniel Toce? Plus VIDEO of Lee Najjar on MTV’s Teen Cribs

Kim Zolciak was married to a man named Daniel Toce for more than three years, from September 2001 to February 2003. You can check out the divorce documents here. There have a been a minefield of rumors and speculation about Kim’s ex husband. Many people believe she is getting huge child support and alimony checks…

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Spouse Swapping: Shania Twain dating Frederic Thiebaud, former husband of the woman her husband cheated with

Friday night was Shania Twain’s 44th birthday, and as a gift to her fans she published a letter and video on her website detailing her recent extensive travels. She also revealed an interesting tidbit: she’s in a relationship with Frederic Theibaud, the former husband of Marie-Anne Thiebaud, the woman her husband cheated on her with….

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Kim Kardashian launches new perfume EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK!

Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY Project Runway Episode Two ‘Pregnancy Chic’

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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RIP: DJ AM, a.k.a. Adam Goldstein, found dead of apparent overdose [PHOTOS]

TMZ reports that DJ AM was found dead today in New York at 5:20pm. Drug paraphernalia found at the scene suggests DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, died from an apparent drug overdose. He was 36 years old. TMZ claims that Goldstein had not been heard from in days, and that his friends…

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John Krasinski and Emily Blunt engaged! Wedding photo from the future!

John Krasinki’s rep has confirmed with People and Just Jared that the 29-year-old The Office star is engaged to his 26-year-old girlfriend, actress Emily Blunt. I’m gonna stretch the bounds between fiction and reality by dubbing the celebrity couple “Jimily.” You saw it here first! (If I absolutely have to use “real” names I guess…

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Michael Jackson Coroner’s Report Rules His Death a Homicide

The official cause of Michael Jackson’s death has just been released by the L.A. Coroner’s Office and it is Acute Propofol intoxication, which has been the speculation for some time now, which makes the case a homicide. The full report, including the complete toxicology report, is still on security hold by request of the LAPD….