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Ali Fedotowsky Bachelorette Files: Ty Brown photos and background info

In the second installment of “The Bachelorette Files” you get to meet Ty Brown: a tall, muscular and handsome country singer originally from Mississippi. See photos of Hunk Williams and read a little bit of background info, including this sure-to-be-controversial tidbit: Ty Brown got married in October of 2007! DUM DUM DUM!!!

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Is John Asher Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new man?

The Ghost Whispering Jennifer Love Hewitt is at it again with a quick rebound from her breakup with Jamie Kennedy. Who is her new man, the lucky new guy who gets to love Love? The inexplicable John Asher. Yes the Ex-Husband of Jenny McCarthy and father of Jenny’s son Evan. This guy must have some secret, something he should share.

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major getting married, trying to get pregnant

Not only is Lindsay Lohan about to have her alledged former assistant become her stepmom, but she might soon have a new sibling on the way! Papa Mike tells Hollyscoop that he and Kate Major are trying for a baby “four times a day.” Whoa, after that statement Lindsay probablyneed bed trays, soda crackers, ginger…

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Who is Bethenny Frankel’s father, Bobby Frankel?

When RH NY’s Bethenny Frankel isn’t serving up scathing comments, healthy meals, or SkinnyGirl Margaritas, she expresses that she’s broken and damaged from a very toxic childhood. In fact, she barely even knew her father, renowned horse trainer Robert (Bobby) Frankel. Click to find out more about their relationship!

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Trendy is a strange word: Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s fashionable writing career

During episode six of The Real Housewives of New York, we see Kelly Killoren Bensimon, asking people on the streets of New York about their necklaces and their underwear as she researches an article for Niche Media’s Gotham Magazine.

What does Kelly write about? What ever happened to that Gotham Magazine article she was writing? Keep reading to find out!

PHOTOS Marina Lambrini Diamandis has hungry, hungry hips

I think I may have a new fashionista fetish! Marina Lambrini Diamandis (of Marina and the Diamonds) wore one of the most hilariously ridiculous (yet still sexy!) dresses that featured a cartoon hippo with overly-exaggerated hip extensions to the BBC Radio One studios Wednesday. A fun cartoon dress that is also a play on words?!? I hippopotamust meet this woman! (Click to see the photos, but don’t stare too long or you might make me jealous!)

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What’s Kate Gosselin’s new TLC show, Twist of Kate, about?

The TLC show that Kate Gosselin’s had in development since Jon Gosselin slapped everyone with a lawsuit, has finally arrived! Sort of. At least we have a working title (Twist of Kate) and a very, very vague concept (“Gosselin will use fan letters from women inspired by her story as the basis for profiles of…

Tiki Barber dressed as a pimp
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VIDEO Tiki Barber the pimp?

Tiki Barber has shocked his fans by recently revealing he is leaving his wife of 11 years for a 23-year-old blond intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. The scandal shouldn’t have come as a complete surprise though, as there were obvious signs all along that Tiki wasn’t the goody two-shoes family man he portrayed on television, none of which more obvious than a video featuring Freaky Tiki the Pimp covering the Super Bowl for Yahoo Sports. The ease with which TB assumed the role showed his true colors, which appear to be purple and leopard print. Click to watch the video!

Tiki Barber’s mistress Traci Johnson posed as his babysitter
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Tiki Barber’s mistress Traci Johnson posed as his babysitter

It just gets worse for Tiki Barber as New York’s Daily News is reporting that his pretty young thing Traci Johnson told her parents that she was babysitting to explain away all the time she was hooking up with the former NFL star and current TV analyst. While she wasn’t feeding Lucky Charms to Barber’s two children she was getting lucky with sugar pops. Babysitter tom-foolery really? Jude Law texted and wants his misery back. Oh wait, he says you can keep it Tiki.

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16 & Pregnant’s Leah Messer discusses life with twins

UPDATE: Leah and Corey were married October 17, 2010, and will be featured on Teen Mom 2 Leah Messer is the first teenager on MTV’s gripping and controversial reality show 16 & Pregnant to have twins. The extra child and an extra helping of baby daddy drama meant an extra 30 minutes as Leah’s episode,…

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Jimmy Fallon recreates Kate Gosselin’s ‘Paparazzi’ dance

The judges and the American public may have seen tabloid queen Kate Gosselin’s paso doble to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi,” as a complete disaster, but Late Night host Jimmy Fallon saw a brilliant work of art. Jimmy adorned himself in a Captain Kangaroo disco blazer and expensive blond hair extensions before mimicking Gosselin’s beautifully robotic clunkiness…

A sexy Traci Lynn johnson smiles during a Tiki Barber photoshoot
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Tiki Barber and mistress Traci Lynn Johnson pictured together before he left his wife

Another high-profile “family man” has given it all up for some hot young bootay. This time around it’s former New York Giants running back and television personality Tiki Barber, who is reportedly leaving his wife Ginny, who is eight months pregnant, for a 23-year-old blond intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. See a hilarious photo of the two attending an event together with Traci looking quite satisfied in the background!

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Jesse James has over 12 sex tapes, many of them Nazi-themed!

An anonymous source close to Jesse James has revealed to Radar Online that there are at least twelve sex tapes involving Mr. Sandra Bullock and “most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia.”

Click to see our exclusive sneak peek at what the first DVD release will look like!

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After five years, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy break up

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have called it quits after five years, the comedian confirms via Twitter. He wrote: Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^> Jenny also commented on Twitter: Im so grateful for the…

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Kate Gosselin’s strange Paparazzi strut

Last night everyone’s most hated mom and dancing novice, Kate Gosselin, strutted to Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi” during her third week at Dancing With The Stars. Unlike most of the other contestants Gosselin was never a trained entertainer, let alone a dancer. Considering that on the top of the fact that she’s in an emotionally insecure…

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Nicollette Sheridan sues ABC Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry

While Nicollette Sheridan is no longer a cast member of ABC’s “Desperate Housewives” she certainly reminds us of all the twisted scheming down on Wisteria Lane as the latest chapter finds her suing “Housewives” creator Marc Cherry for assault and battery, gender violence, and wrongful termination.

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Ali Fedotowsky Bachelorette Files: Kirk DeWindt photos and info

Welcome to the “Bachelorette Files!” We will be profiling contestants on Season 6 of The Bachelorette based on the research and conjecture of our own investigators as well as sleuths from around the web! Click to meet Kirk DeWindt, a 26-year-old personal trainer from Madison, Wisconsin who will be competing for the heart of the lovely Ali Fedowtowsky starting May 24!

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Peaches Geldof’s boyfriend Eli Roth writes a long, passionate letter to the reddit guy’s mom

It was the reddit posting heard all over the world. The madness started when some guy named Ben Mills posted a crazy story on reddit in answer to the thread question: “What’s your most WTF one night stand?” He detailed a wild night where he did heroin with some girl who was staying in an…

Brooke Shields discovers details about her grandmother Theresa Dollinger’s tragic life

On tonight’s Who Do You Think You Are, Brooke Shields begins her genealogical journey by discovering the story behind her maternal grandmother’s stormy demeanor. Shields was estranged from and resented her grandmother for most of her life because of the way her grandmother, Theresa Dollinger, treated her mom, Teri Schmonn. Brooke begins her journey by…

PHOTOS Dynasty actor John Forsyth dies

Actor John Forsythe died late Thursday from complications of pneumonia, according to publicist Harlan Boll.

The silver-haired actor, most famous for his role of Blake Carrington on the prime time soap opera Dynasty from 1981-1989, had been struggling with cancer for a year in Santa Ynez.

Click to see photos of one of the smoothest and most suave men to ever grace the small screen!

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PHOTOS Suri Cruise rocks the adorabometer again

Kittens and puppies are cute, but even they can’t compare to the overwhelmingly adorable combination of celebrity children and umbrellas! First we had Matilda Ledger doing her best Morton’s Salt Girl impression in a yellow rain slicker and now we have little Princess Suri Cruise keeping the rain off her ballet outfit with a Barbie Princess umbrella. If you can stomach the cuteness, click to see the pictures!

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Jason Hoppy and Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

The Real Housewives of New York City’s Bethenny Frankel got married March 28 at The Four Seasons Hotel and despite a few images of arrivals outside, they have kept us photo-hungry Frankelites in the dark… Until now!

OK! Magaine had exclusive rights and just released 29 pictures of the bride and groom. See a couple of the pictures and thumbnails of all 29 photos with a link to the rest of the full-sized images at OK!

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PHOTOS Scarlett Johansson Black Widow movie posters in a skin-tight catsuit

Marvel has released two new movie posters for their much-anticipated sequel Iron Man 2 featuring the always-sexy Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight blue catsuit and bright red hair. Click to check out the hi-res image as well as a couple still images of Scar Jo as the BW!

Why does Andrea Arlington give her daughters Alexis and Tess daily Adderall?
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Why does Andrea Arlington give her daughters Alexis and Tess daily Adderall?

Pretty Wild is an E! Reality Show that’s part scripted gag-inducing lines and partly the real story of two young things (Alexis Neiers Arlington and Tess Talyor) trying to break into Hollywood. They have obstacles to overcome along the way, like their former Playboy model mom who still yearns for the spotlight herself, and of…

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Kourtney Kardashian Lost All Her Baby Weight In Three Months

Getting pregnant is such a jackpot for female celebrities! Did anyone even care about the Kardashian sisters (minus Kim, of course) until Kourtney got pregnant? She had a ton of press for her baby bump and now gets a ton more for losing the weight she gained. Naturally, Kourtney has parlayed her magical weight loss…

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Tiger’s most glamorous mistress Mindy Lawton speaks out about the National Enquirer – tampon – Men’s Fitness cover-up

Mindy Lawton, a Perkin’s restaurant manager, is featured in Vanity Fair‘s new Tiger’s Mistress article spilling the beans about the 2007 Enquirer Coverup Scandal that the Wall Street Journal uncovered December, 2009. These days it’s hard to tell who’s the tabloid and who’s the laudable newspaper, and with The Enquirer up for a Pulitzer, things…

PHOTOS Entourage star Adrian Grenier finds a dead dog while jogging in Los Angeles

Animal-loving Entourage star Adrian Grenier was out for a jog in Los Angeles today when he came across a terrible scene: a small dog on the side of the road that had apparently been hit by a car! See photos of Grenier as he moves the dog’s body and contacts police.

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Russell Brand “Obsessed” With Bridal Magazines

Oh, Katy Perry. She’s still trying to get Russell Brand to put a ring on it, even though the notorious manwh0re is allegedly getting tired of being in a monogamous relationship. He was even spotted at that infamous Victoria’s Secret party last week that Lindsay Lohan was banned from! He was probably there to meet…

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Mischa Barton vomits everywhere at Hollywood’s Bar Marmont

A source tells Page Six that struggling actress, 5150 verteran, and long-term partier Mischa Barton strolled into the Bar Marmont Saturday alone and looking “out of it.” Just minutes after stepping in the bar she stepped out again to “vomit everywhere” then went back in for more. Her rep declined a comment on the situation,…

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Top 10 Taylor Lautner Leaning Photos

Being a fully licensed celebrity foible-ologist I am sometimes burdened with the unpleasant task of being the first to diagnose famous people with some pretty unpleasant maladies. Such is the case with Twilight heart throb Taylor Lautner who not only suffers from lycanthropy, but also has one of the worst cases of simple chronic tiltosis I have ever seen! See the startling visual evidence!

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DWTS dance instructor Tony Dovolani tells Kate Gosselin “I quit” after stormy fight

Kate Gosselin is proving that she can still bring the drama to reality television when she riled her dance instructor and partner, the normally cool Tony Dovolani, into a tizzy. During rehearsals for the second week, frustrated Kate, who doesn’t take to dancing naturally, made Tony feel like she thought he didn’t know how to…

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Lindsay Lohan releases new single “Stuck”

We weren’t looking, but we all found white powder literally billowing out of Lindsay Lohan’s shoes Saturday. We also weren’t looking for her to release a single today, but that happened too. That’s right, in the middle of her worldwide death poll Lindsay tried to quietly drop a new single, “Stuck”. Unfortunately it’s not exploding…

VIDEO – Kelis’ new video ‘Acapella’ is a visual symphony

Kelis may be having some trouble getting ex-husband Nas to pay child support, but she knows how to bang a beat and treat our eyes for a buck, so she’ll be alright. A truly mesmerizing video for her latest work, “Acapello” debuted today on her site, iamkelis.com. It’s the leading track for her upcoming album…

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Are Erin Andrews & Maksim Chmerkovskiy dating? The DWTS partners are getting romantic

Maksim told People: ESPN’s Erin Andrews and her DWTS partner Maksim Chemerkovskiy may be dating according to him. The pair have been spotted out together outside of practice for Dancing With The Stars, and he told a Hollywoodlife.com reporter that they may be dating. “She’s very friendly, super nice, great personality. She does not hold…

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Bethenny Frankel’s ‘Romantic’ Amsale’s Kenneth Pool wedding dress

Reality TV’s b!tch!iest barb-slinger Bethenny Frankel got married yesterday (March 28, 2010) at Four Seasons Hotel in New York City to Jason Hoppy. She is 7 1/2 months pregnant with the couple’s first child. You can catch Bethenny pre-wedding in a cute jogging outfit with “bride” on the booty, but pics of Bethenny in her…

Peaches Geldoff fired from Miss Ultimo after Reddit heroin one-night stand scandal

Peaches Geldoff has been replaced by Kelly Brook as the face and body of British underwear line Miss Ultimo because Thatcoolguyben on reddit said he had a heroin fused romp with Peaches that landed him vomiting the next morning in a Scientology sauna. Although Peaches’ lawyer came out to deny that Peaches did heroin with…

Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video from New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankhh

Normally when a musician takes a “stripped down” approach to their new single they don’t mean it literally, but in Erykah Badu’s music video for “Window Seat,” she walks through downtown Dallas removing her clothes piece by piece until there ain’t nothin’ left but 100% Badu! Click to watch the pixelated version.

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

Bethenny Frankel arriving for her New York City wedding
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Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel became a real Real Housewife of New York City tonight by marrying boyfriend and future baby daddy Jason Poppy in an intimate, closed ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Click to see photos of RHONYC arrivals Ramona, Mario, Alex, Simon and Bethenny!

PHOTO John Travolta promotes ‘Thigh-entology’ at Australian Grand Prix

Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.

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Any truth to Countess Luann de Lesseps cheating rumors?

This third season of Real Housewives of New York has been breaking ratings records, and breaking the fragile skin of all the housewives. Sure, these fights and blow-ups are staged, but the non-stop barbs and assaults must surely slice their delicate socialite skins on occasion. One must suffer dearly for two things: beauty, and fame….

VIDEO – Watch Dennis Hopper receive his Hollywood Walk of Fame star

Dennis Hopper finally received his Hollywood Walk of Fame star today, just days after legal documents claimed he is in the last days of his 10-year fight with prostate cancer. The Easy Rider star appeared thin and frail, but seemed happy to take pictures with his star, his plaque, and his young daughter Galen, who…

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Heidi Montag Is Dedicating Herself To Acting and Writing

Did you know The Hills is ending? That’s right, your favorite fake reality show will have its swan song this season and ride off into the sunset, where we will hopefully have to hear about Stephanie Pratt again. No one is happier than Heidi Montag, who told People magazine she can now dedicate herself to…

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Michelle Bombshell McGee selling Sneek-a-Peeks online for $9.95

If Michelle Bombshell McGee was truly on her hustler game, she would have had a dedicated server and monthly membership for her website before she spoke to In Touch Weekly about her Jesse James dalliances, but you live, you learn. Now her website is back with free wallpaper if you join her blog, and a…

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Beyonce pregnancy rumors are back!

MediaTakeout.com has a “ROCK SOLID” source telling them that Beyonce is really, truly pregnant with her husband Jay-Z’s baby. Everyone’s always suspecting of Beyonce of being pregnant, mainly because if she was, she wouldn’t tell us. She married Jay-Z in 2008, but didn’t breath a word about it until her 2010 Grammy acceptance speech, where…

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Jesse James vandalizes photographer’s car, makes citizen’s arrest for stalking

Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!

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Morgan Christie: another woman who’s over Jon Gosselin

Morgan Christie can now join the growing list of women who are frustrated with Jon Gosselin. Why would she kick to the curb that lovable Ed Hardy dough-boy? CLICK HERE to see pictures of Morgan Christie. Turns out he’s a lazy guy with no friends who just sits around all day eating Cheetohs and watching…

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Did Reggie Bush cheat on Kim Kardashian with aspiring singer January Gessert?

The storyline is that Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian some time in the last several weeks because she wants to get married and he didn’t. He even had a brief conversation with Kim’s parents, Kris and Bruce Jenner, about his intentions with their daughter, which may have scared him off. Reggie just isn’t…

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PHOTOS Jesse James mistress #3 Brigitte Cindy Daguerre

The Jesse James mistress tree has officially been shaken and the sexy fruits just keep falling! The latest is photographer, pin-up model, vintage clothing store owner, actress and great-niece of the inventor of photography Brigitte Cindy Daguerre. As a matter of fact, Brigitte might be the coolest mistress I’ve ever had the pleasure of researching! Keep reading to find out why – oh, and see some sexy pictures.

Pet-owners, don’t let your puppies and kitties grow up to be Octomoms

Nadya Suleman is pretty close to losing the home that’s barely big enough for herself and her 14-count litter, so PETA has stepped in to help with a spay and neutering ad on her front lawn. Actually, this ad could do really well on the internet, on print, television. It’s getting free internet exposure, but…

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AUDIO Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas interview finally released! With transcript

Part One of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas’ bombshell interview with radio station WILN has finally been released! Listen to it in its entirety and read the complete transcript! Also, Tanya has given an interview to Life & Style Magazine – read the details and see photos from that story too!

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Jesse James sued twice for sexual harrassment

As Jesse James thrashes about in an ocean of media scrutiny for allegedly cheating on America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock, sharks continue to gather and nibble away at the tattooed bad boy’s public persona revealing what appears to be, well, a tattooed bad boy.

The latest bit of blood to hit the water are two separate sexual harassment lawsuits filed against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers by former female employees – one in 2001 and the other in 2007 while Jesse was with Sandra Bullock! Keep reading to find out more!