ARTPOP: Lady Gaga’s new album and tattoo

Lady Gaga has announced the title of her new album, and it sounds exciting. It’s called ARTPOP (you HAVE to capitalize the whole thing, according to LG.)

Why is this exciting? It’s kind of simplistic and obvious, but it’s the essence of what Lady Gaga is. She’s a pretty educated, intelligent lady with a flair for shock value who churns out art for the masses.

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A stab at transcribing Farrah Abraham’s debut song

Farrah Abraham dropped her debut single “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom” on Friday, and already the song has made massive waves in the Teen Mom community. The song makes extensive use of auto tuning, which has been pointed out by thousands of passionate commenters. In some parts this technical manipulation can make it difficult for even the most trained ear to decipher the lyrics to the song. Check out our best, but probably failed, attempt at transcribing the lyrics, and find out more about her upcoming album including the release date and where you can buy it (or get it for free sort of)!

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VIDEO Stephanie Pratt’s boyfriend dragged out of his Ferrari, roughed up by police

Stephanie Pratt never had much luck dating on The Hills and it doesn’t seem like much has changed. Her new boyfriend Julien Chabbott seems like a total a**, for lack of a better word. Yesterday afternoon, the internet entrepreneur was being ticketed by a NYC police officer when he decided he didn’t want the ticket and was going to drive off. Only problem was, he ran over the police officer’s foot!

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REPORT Farrah Abraham still using drugs, boozing it up

Farrah Abraham recently admitted to using drugs in the past to deal with the heartache she was left with after her baby’s father, Derek Underwood, died in a car accident in 2008 . In the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, she even revealed her plans for suicide, in addition to her cocaine and marijuana use. Now, a new report claims that Farrah is still using drugs — and topping it off with booze.

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Levi Johnston seeking full custody of son after viewing Bristol Palin’s show

It looks like The Wasilla-Lady-Killa, Levi Johnston, is one of the few people who has actually been watching Bristol Palin’s train wreck of a show, “Life’s a Tripp.” The one stand out thing that has transpired during the show has been the often unruly behavior of the young boy for whom the show gains its title, Tripp Palin. Having seen enough of the misbehavin’, Levi Johnston has decided to make yet another publicity grab seek sole custody of his son. Read on for Levi’s statements.

PHOTO For those who think Kim Kardashian has no talents

Kim Kardashian often gets criticized for being one of the most famous people on the planet without having any actual talents to speak of, aside from being damn good at being famous. For those naysayers out there, let me present photographic proof that Kim Kardashian is indeed talented at something, perhaps more so than any other celebrity outside of Christina Hendricks — and I’m not talking about modeling bikinis!

REPORT Amanda Bynes involved in another hit and run

Someone needs to tell Amanda Bynes that reality isn’t a game of Mario Kart! The 26-year-old has been in more hit and runs in the last year than Ichiro Suzuki! Her latest alleged bash and dash occurred Saturday on Ventura Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley where she rear ended a woman named Kisa and then refused to exchange information before taking off! Keep reading for the details and get all caught up on Amanda’s rather frightful 2012 driving record.

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans’ son Jace’s 3rd birthday party

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans’ son Jace turned 3 on Friday, but the big birthday bash wasn’t until earlier today as Jenelle, Jace, her mom Barbara Evans, and boyfriend Kieffer Delp got together at what appears to be Jace’s preschool for a cupcake-laden, foam pit fiesta! (Yes, that is Barbara Evans and Kieffer sitting beside each other having a great time!) PLUS – take a trip down memory lane with photos of Jenelle and Jace just after he was born on August 2, 2009.

UPDATE – Added two more photos, including one of Jace’s Spider-Man birthday cake made out of cupcakes!

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Natalie Portman marries Benjamin Millepied in Big Sur wedding under the stars

31-year-old actress Natalie Portman became Tyingtheknotalie Portman after exchanging vows with 35-year-old Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied in a Jewish ceremony held at a private residence near Big Sur, California Saturday night. According to Us Weekly, “The 8pm wedding took place beneath a chuppah–and in the dark! No other details were immediately available.”

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PHOTOS Kate Gosselin looks ready for her dating reality show in red bandage dress

Fresh on the heels of the announcement she has signed on to do a dating reality show, Kate Gosselin was fresh on her heels in a skin-tight bright red bandage dress as she strutted the streets of New York City on Friday. Perhaps adding a little bit of swagger to her step was a blistering statement issued by her attorney on Thursday debunking her ex Jon Gosselin’s claims that his child support obligations were crippling him financially by pointing out that Kate “voluntarily relieved Jon of all current and future child support obligations for their eight children” in April. Keep reading for the red hot Kate and all the latest in her continuing off-camera drama with Jon.

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AUDIO Farrah Abraham releases new single “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom”

As MTV’s reality series Teen Mom finishes up its fourth and final season, one star from the show is prepared to hit the ground running with her post-Teen Mom career! in addition to creating her Mom & Me line of food products and releasing her memoir My Teenage Dream Ended later this month, Farrah Abraham also has an album coming out! That’s right — like music. Keep reading to give the debut single a listen!

VIDEOS PHOTOS MTV debuts new scripted comedy ‘The Inbetweeners’

Want more MTV? The network is adding a new show into it’s lineup later this month called The Inbetweeners. The scripted comedy series will chronicle the lives of a group of high schoolers who don’t fit in with the popular kids or the geeks, hence the title. This awkward group is sure to do what we all do at some point in high school — humiliate that crap out of ourselves.

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Kim Kardashian shows off bikini body, says she doesn’t count calories

Kim Kardashian, who seems to have a regular tabloid magazine schedule where she poses in a bikini and exclaims how she lost 5 lbs. doing some zany diet, now says she doesn’t worry about calories so much. (She and her family are being sued over one of those diets: Quick Trim.)

That approach seems to be working.

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MTV announces Jersey Shore Season 6 to premiere October 4 at 10PM

It’s official — the sixth and final season of Jersey Shore has a premiere date! David Janollari, Head of MTV Programming, made the announcement during the network’s presentation at the Summer 2012 Television Critics Association Press Tour earlier today that the beginning of the end will be October 4. Janollari also officially announced Snooki & JWoww would be returning for a second season (something we revealed more than a week ago) as well as Money For Strangers. Not on the list of shows coming back for a sophomore season was Jersey Shore spin-off The Pauly D Project. Keep reading for the press release with all the details! #JerzdaysAreBack

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PHOTOS Hugh Jackman as Wolverine or maybe Bigfoot or maybe Yukon Cornelius…

No, the Discovery Channel isn’t launching a new reality series called Yukon Men — oh wait, they are? Well these photos aren’t from that, they’re from the second day of filming for The Wolverine starring a bushy-faced Hugh Jackman as everyone’s favorite ill-tempered human can opener. Check out the pics and find out a little bit about the plot for the newest Wolverine installment.

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Snooki nude photos allegedly leaked by ex-boyfriend, but which one?

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was caught up in the middle of a nude photo scandal a few months ago and up until now, no one knew who had leaked the pics. Many thought it was Snooki’s most outspoken ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, who she met while filming Jersey Shore, but as it turns out he’s innocent but another one of her former lovers is alllegedly not.

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Jessica Biel talks turning 30, aging anxieties, and not rushing her wedding

30-year-old Jessica Biel is at an exciting place in her life. She’s engaged to Justin Timberlake (who wouldn’t be stoked?) and she plays Melina in the Total Recall reboot (out this weekend.)

But event though she’s a successful starlet with one of the most drooled-after men on her arm, she still has insecurities like the rest of us. In fact, turning 30 had a major impact on her. It really made her think about aging, and even death.

She told The Chicago Sun-Times:

VIDEO Jill Zarin says shapewear helps “normalize” the bodies of teenage girls
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VIDEO Jill Zarin says shapewear helps “normalize” the bodies of teenage girls

Jill Zarin has put her foot in her mouth — is anyone surprised? As fans of Real Housewives of New York know, this former reality star has her own shapewear line Skweez Couture. Some might think that the brand is aimed at 40-something women who are beginning to lose their shape, but according to Jill, the brand isn’t aimed at any age in particular and every woman, including teens, can benefit from her product. See a video of Jill and her daughter explaining how shapewear is a must for teen girls and helps “normalize” their bodies.

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison need ‘Couples Therapy’

I was actually starting to feel a little bad for age-gapped lovers Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison as month after month passed by without their dream being reached. Then, like manna from reality Heaven, VH1 reached down and gave them the joy they always longed for…

To be cast on a reality TV show.

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Beverly Hills Nannies mom Ariane Bellamar’s adorably perfectest paparazzi photos ever

Check out Beverly Hills Nannies mom Ariane Bellamar looking like a tall drink of sweet lemonade returning home from Whole Foods wearing a little yellow and black dress and carrying a bouquet of freshly cut yellow flowers. I feel downright refreshed!

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PHOTOS Katy Perry and John Mayer out together in Hollywood

There’s been speculation for a while now that pop stars Katy Perry and John Mayer were an item. We now have the closest thing to proof as the two were photographed together following an alleged dinner date at the famous Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood last night. Check the tow out as they headed out and read what someone inside the hot spot said about the romantic canoodling that was going on between the two.

Macaulay Culkin’s rep shoots down heroin allegations

Macaulay Culkin’s rep whipped out his hands-on-cheeks Home Alone face and was like, “oh no you didn’t,” to the recent report speculating heroin abuse (among other drugs) by said famous employer. Read on for the tabloid source quotes that claim the actor is on a downward spiral of drug abuse and how his rep responded to the claims.

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Yolanda Foster ‘I Love You’ music video – a wedding gift for her husband

Yolanda Foster isn’t just a ‘housewife.’ This Dutch model is a singer too, and when it came time for her to present her husband with a wedding gift, she did so in song. The newest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star performed ‘I Love You’ for her music mogul hubby David Foster and even produced a music video to go along with it. Real Housewives.. music video.. need we say more?

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Farrah Abraham’s dad Michael responds to her drug use and suicidal thoughts after Derek’s death

Yesterday Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham shared some rather dark revelations from her soon-to-be-released book My Teenage Dream Ended, including that she plotted out her suicide and turned to drugs like marijuana and cocaine to help deal with the death of Derek Underwood, her daughter Sophia’s father. The admissions by Farrah made headlines around the web yesterday, and now her father, Michael Abraham, has taken to Facebook to share his heartfelt reaction.

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Farrah Abraham contemplated suicide following Derek’s death; used drugs to cope

Farrah Abraham had one of the most difficult pregnancies imaginable. The father of her child passed away while she was pregnant after getting into a horrific car accident. The pain of losing him and welcoming his daughter was nearly too much for Farrrah to handle, and she even thought of taking her own life.

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Robpoon: Robert Pattinson is crashing at Reese Witherspoon’s pad

Most of us have been there man. You get your heart stomped on, things fall apart and you find yourself crashing at a friend’s place just to get your head straight. If you’re Robert Pattinson this doesn’t mean an uncomfortable night on the cheese puff covered couch of your old college roommate. It just requires you to head on over to Water For Elephant’s co-star Reese Witherspoon’s pad in Ojai. Get the deets on Rob’s new digs including a photo and why you shouldn’t start up any Robpoon rumors (other than the fact it just sounds nasty).

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5-year-old Milania Giudice receives litany of hateful comments after Bravo Facebook post

The Real Housewives of New Jersey certainly creates a combative atmosphere with viewers of the show impassioned by their feelings of the stars. Sadly, these passions spilled over into the realm of ridiculous pettiness and immaturity as numerous folks trashed 5-year-old Milania Giudice following a post via Bravo’s official Facebook page. Surprisingly these were mostly adults and mothers and not anonymous as these were made via Facebook.

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Adrienne Maloof skips Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion after Monday’s separation

Adrienne Maloof has had a rough year with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. After being the reported ‘target’ of some of the ladies throughout the season, news has broke of her separation from husband Dr. Paul Nassif and it couldn’t have come at a worse time. Paul filed for separation from Adrienne on the day of Lisa and Ken Todd’s wedding vow renewal ceremony which Adrienne was ro attend. To make matters worse, the taping of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was today.

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Jenelle Evans court appearance details

Jenelle Evans and her ex-fiance Gary Head appeared in a North Carolina courtroom yesterday to face drug and assault charges stemming from their June 24 arrests. The cases were continued until next month, but as far as why and what else went down there are numerous sources with varying accounts — as is often the case with any event involving Jenelle. So what happened in court? We’ve compiled the different accounts, including a statement from Jenelle’s attorney Dustin Sullivan, and a detailed account from report from the local media that also sheds a little light on what happened during the arrest as well as the mystery behind Kieffer and Gary’s dispute outside the courthouse!

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New Butch Baltierra mug shot photo from his 2011 domestic violence arrest

In tonight’s episode of Teen Mom Tyler Baltierra gets a call from April with bad news about his dad, Butch. “I’m calling to let you know that last night me and your dad got in a fight, and he’s in jail,” April says in the preview clip (included). Keep reading to find out details about the incident, including Butch’s rather intimidating new mug shot!

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VIDEO Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra reveal wedding details

Fans have watched Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra for years now. They made their 16 & Pregnant debut over 3 years ago — can you believe it?! Since then, they have been starring in Teen Mom which is coming to an end in just a few weeks. Now that they are done filming their reality show, they are on to bigger and better things including their upcoming wedding.

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Bret Michaels’ engagement rose has its thorn

Sadly providing evidence in defense of his most famous lyric about roses and thorns, night and dawns, cowboys and sad, sad songs, Bret Michaels has called off his engagement to the mother of his two daughters, Kristi Gibson. His spokesperson, (no – not C.C. DeVille) broke the news that when he and Kristi unskinny bop-bop in the future wedding bells will not be ringing. Read on for the official statement as well as Bret’s own words about how life isn’t always nuthin’ but a good time as he searches for something to believe in.

‘Restless’ star Henry Hopper accused of raping 15-year-old

The 21-year-old son of legendary film actor Dennis Hopper has been accused of raping a 15-year-old girl according to legal papers filed by the mother of the alleged victim. Henry Hopper, recently featured in the lead role of Gus Van Sant’s Restless, is the target of the lawsuit. Read on for the details of these serious allegations.

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VIDEO Tiffani Thiessen reveals she lost her virginity at 14 to her 19-year-old boyfriend

Actress Tiffani Thiessen was just 15 years old when she got the part of Kelly Kapowski, the squeaky-clean all-American cheerleader on the hugely popular sitcom Saved By The Bell. Who would have guessed that at the time she was already sexually active – with a boyfriend that was five years her senior? Tiffani revealed the shocking fact on her recent appearance on The Howard Stern Show. Keep reading to watch the clip during which Tiffani says she plans on being honest with her daughter about it, has no regrets, and states, “I think my mom can at least rest easy that it wasn’t a one time thing, that I actually was with the guy for five years.”

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PHOTOS Mike & Molly star Billy Gardell has lost more than 50 pounds

Billy Gardell, the heavy-set comedian and Melissa McCarthy’s co-star on the CBS sitcom Mike & Molly, has been working with a personal trainer since October and has lost over 50 pounds! Keep reading to see photos of the slimmed-down Billy and watch a funny clip of him discussing the weight loss with Craig Ferguson.

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Joe Giudice rejects plea deal, heading to trial this fall

Joe Giudice (aka Juicy Joe) appeared in court this morning to face fraud and identity theft charges following his attempt to obtaining a driver’s license using his brother’s name in June of 2010 after his license was suspended just a few months prior when he was charged with DUI. Today, Joe was offered a plea deal which he refused, opting to instead proceed with a trial.

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Jenelle Evans and Gary Head appear in court for June arrests

Jenelle Evans and her ex-fiance Gary Head appeared in court today for charges stemming from their arrests last month after a heated argument that resulted in both being charged with Possession of Marijuana up to 1/2 OZ, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, Assault, and Simple Possession of a Schedule IV Controlled Substance.

UPDATE – We just spoke with Jenelle’s attorney, Dustin Sullivan, who offered some clarification as to exactly what happened today in court.

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Paul Nassif officially files for divorce from Adrienne Maloof

Paul Nassif has officially filed for separation from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof. Read her statement, his statement, whether or not the couple have a pre-nup and the current status of Paul’s living situation for this quick moving story.

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Brandi Glanville allegedly caught having sex in Kyle Richards’ bathroom during annual White Party

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ third season is coming soon and new “official” housewife Brandi Glanville has allegedly taken her bad girl ways to a whole new level! Fans may remember Brandi going head-to-head with Kim Richards at last year’s White Party. Well, this year she was once again at the center of attention at the annual bash, but in a slightly more compromising manner.

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans snorting white substance in video posted on her YouTube account

Jenelle Evans is appearing in court today to face charges of drug possession and assault. As if that didn’t make her day bad enough, someone posted an incriminating video of her snorting an unknown white substance onto her own YouTube channel! Although the video was only live for a short time, a savy blogger managed to capture screen shots of Jenelle and other info before it was removed.

PHOTO Jada Pinkett Smith bikini tweet-out to the “forty and over crew”

I sure am glad Jada Pinkett Smith is a thorough and thoughtful tweeter. When the 40-year-old decided she would let the world know that peeps do get better with age she had the foresight to add a bikini photo as sexy-defense of her claim. Check out one hot mama as The Fresh Prince’s queen does a little caring and sharing.

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Magic Mike and The Newsroom star Olivia Munn suffers from trichotillomania

Newsroom and Magic Mike star Olivia Munn recently revealed that she suffers with anxiety issues. This problem manifests itself in the form of an impulse-control disorder called trichotillomania. Find out what this is including a video from a sufferer and how it impacts Olivia’s daily life.

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16 & Pregnant’s Jennifer Del Rio files for sole custody of twins after fleeing children’s father

Jennifer Del Rio and Josh Smith’s explosive relationship was documented during the former’s memorable episode of 16 & Pregnant. There were back and forth accusations between the parents of twin sons Joshua and Noah which later included multiple restraining orders, all kinds of accusations and arrests. Jennifer ended up disappearing but has now surfaced over a 1,000 miles away and is seeking sole custody via the courts.

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Paul Nassif to file for separation from Adrienne Maloof this week

Multiple media outlets are reporting The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Adrienne Maloof and husband Paul Nassif are splitting up with Paul planning to file for legal separation early this week. One of the sites reporting on the imminent split is TMZ, so I think we can chalk this one up to more than just a rumor. Keep reading for the bummer details — a perfectly terrible way to start your Monday. 🙁

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Rupert Sanders’ brother in law says Kristen Stewart affair went on for months

When Kristen Stewart issued her public statement/apology in regards to her alleged affair with direct Rupert Sanders she referred to their relationship as “a momentary indiscretion,” but family members of Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross, are saying the relationship went on for months!

Yolanda Hadid in 'Dutch Hollywood Women'
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VIDEOS RHOBH Yolanda Foster in reality series Dutch Hollywood Women

Yolanda Foster is the newest addition to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and will make her debut on the third season of the franchise this fall alongside Lisa, Adrienne, Brandi, Kim, Kyle, and Taylor. But, not only is Yolanda not new to the group (she is the ex-wife of Lisa’s BFF Mohammed), she is no stranger to reality television either — and neither is her husband! Keep reading to see Yolanda starring in Nederlandse Hollywood Vrouwen (Dutch Hollywood Women), a reality show aired in the Netherlands in 2011 and 2012.

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Is Michelle Williams engaged to Jason Segel?

There were reports this week that adorable couple Michelle Williams and Jason Segel got engaged at Comic Con. The story was that Jason surprised Michelle at her Comic-Con hotel room with purple flowers everywhere, and her 6-year-old daughter Matlida holding a lavender bouquet. The bouquet supposedly had a note inside that said “Will you marry…

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Small Town Security: Chief Joan Koplan and Dennis Croft’s atypical relationship

AMC’s new reality show Small Town Security is different that most reality shows. The editing is pure art, and the people featured are endlessly fascinating.

Of special note are 61-year-old almost-starlet (and almost-sheriff) Joan Koplan, who’s the “Chief” of small town security firm JJK and her lieutenant, 43-year-old Dennis Croft, who just five years ago was Denise Croft. Both of their back stories deserve an extra-long post, but what makes these people even more fascinating is their relationship, which borders on the romantic (especially for Dennis.)

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PHOTOS Brandi Glanville pretty in pink at Tao Beach Luau, calls Kristen Stewart “home-wrecker”

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville is famous for being a bombshell and also for dropping them on Twitter. Both of Brandi’s bombshelling skills were on display this week as she offered up her condemnation of the recent Kristen Stewart affair scandal and followed that up by hosting the 3rd annual Tao Beach Luaua in Las Vegas on Saturday!