Lindsay Lohan

Paramedics were called @ 10:15 a.m. PST to the Ritz Carlton hotel after Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious, one week after she was involved in a car accident. Is she okay? Here’s what we know:

TMZ says Lindsay Lohan was in a pretty serious car accident today. She’s been hospitalized, but reportedly appears to be okay. Her black Porsche, however, has been totaled after running into an 18-wheeler.

On of the stories on ABC News’ 20/20 tonight features former People writer Chris Gardner, who went deep into the drug-fueled Hollywood underbelly to get exclusive stories on stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. In order to ingratiate himself with these stars, he would do drugs with them, get their drugs from their dealer,…

Lindsay Lohan recently had a tax problem made public, but otherwise she’s been doing very well lately. She got glowing reviews at her latest probation hearing, and hopefully the legal, drug, and personal troubles that have troubled her these past few years are behind her.

She’s still got problems though. TMZ dug up documents proving that Thomas A. Green, a homeless man who has a history of delusional episodes and hallucinations filed a rambling, ridiculous lawsuit against Lindsay. It’s really hard to figure out exactly what the lawsuit is actually about. He rambles for pages and pages about communicating with Lindsay on Facebook, a failed online business partnership, assassinating Osama bin Laden, hurling insults at her mother’s PR person, and claiming Lindsay is a high-end hooker. He wants $300,000 from the starlet for his troubles.

Here’s the gobbledygook (sort of) analyzed:

Attention All Internet Eyeballs! This is the “leaked” cover of Linday Lohan’s 2012 January/February Playboy cover. The troubled starlet got a $1 million payday out of this nude shoot (that some reports say shows full-frontal. Hugh Hefner himself said she was nude but “classy” in the photos.) The inspiration? Marilyn Monroe. (This is only the…

Lindsay Lohan, who was sentenced to jail today for the umpteenth time, appeared at a red carpet premiere two weeks ago with her teeth falling apart.

This last Saturday (October 29) Lindsay tweeted a photo of some sparkling clean, straight, and undamaged looking new chompers.

Human drama factory Lindsay Lohan was up to her old tricks again last night at V Magazine’s Black and White Ball where she reportedly tossed a drink on a photographer… for V Magazine! Keep reading for the complete Lindsay Lowdown that includes a photo of her taken by the photographer who took the booze shower as well as the New York Fire Department and a bleeding girl!

Fresh off of a controversial rock-buying video, Lindsay Lohan is staying out of trouble and back at her day job: posing for photo-shoots. This time she got in a wet suit and rode some waves in Malibu. It’s great seeing Lindsay not in court, coming out of a bar or sucking on a bloody knife….

Photographer Tyler Shields released the latest of his edgy Lindsay Lohan photos on his website, and it’s a bloody, knifey mess. He also gave an interview to artinfo.com, where he talked about his relationship with Lindsay. Shields met Lindsay through Electra Avalon, a castmate of Lindsay’s in Machete, and they started communicating over Twitter about…

Lindsay Lohan is currently serving a cush house arrest sentence, and she’s also starred in a 98-second film by fine artist Richard Phillips. It’s got shots of Lilo in a bikini, long shots of her face, shots of her in the water, and one of her watching a giant wave crash. She also watches a…

On the heels of losing her role as Victoria Gotti, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to about four months in jail (120 days) by Judge Stephanie Sautner for parole violation because of stolen necklace charge. She also has been ordered to complete 480 hours of community service: 360 at a women’s center, and 120 at…

Maybe Lindsay Lohan, finally, after many years of faux hope, is back on track to being a healthy and sane individual who achieves success in her career (a plus bonus!) Before Lindsay chose to handle her precarious legal and sober situations by claiming that everything was fine and that she’s working really hard. She would…

On December 12, Lindsay Lohan (who’s seemed to have been doing so well lately) allegedly snuck out of the Betty Ford center with her roomates  at the sober house to go to a bar. When they returned home Lindsay allegedly got in a fight with a staff member, resulting in a 1:03 a.m. call to…

Lindsay Lohan’s latest mess is too much. It’s like a really long, multimedia episode of intervention. It’s at the newsstand, your mailbox, television, you’re getting pings on your smartphone. People are probably text-messaging you about it. Your parents are giving you lectures about it. You can probably major in Lindsay Lohan in college. Many experts…

Lindsay Lohan was smuggled out of Lynwood Correctional Facility in the wee hours of the morning Monday and an L.A. County Sheriff’s Department spokesman later spoke to photographers gathered outside to basically let them know that “Elvis has left the building.” See a video of the announcement and an ABC News report showing Lindsay leaving Lynwood in a black SUV. The World’s Hottest Mess was taken to UCLA where she will begin her mandated 90-day rehab.

The conditions of Lindsay Lohan’s bail hearing today mean that the young starlet can’t let a drop of alcohol touch her lips, or she’ll be escorted immediately to jail. Lindsay Lohan finally made it to court after missing her date last Thursday because she was stranded in Cannes. She changed her story a few times,…