Lindsay Lohan’s train wreck wrist watch

Lindsay Lohan watch

Perpetual hot mess Lindsay Lohan has an unbelievably packed schedule thanks to numerous court-mandated alcoholics anonymous meetings, parties, gun-toting photoshoots, hanging out in prison, drug tests, tweeting, fighting her father, and so on, and so on.

Realizing that she isn’t the only train wreck with a tight schedule, LiLo has designed a wrist watch to help those like herself keep track of time!

Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse reportedly already have multiple styles on backorder, so you better grab yours quick before they are all gone! (LiLo’s business hours are between jail-thirty and martini o’clock Pacific time.)

(CLICK HERE to read abut Lindsay’s most recent return to prison thanks to rogue judge Elden Fox’s bombshell ruling!)