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Kate Gosselin can’t hack Sarah Palin’s Alaska

I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin. At all. And it’s not necessarily her politics, it’s her troubling lack of knowledge and insight. But this is the one story of the millions of headlines I’ve read about Sarah where I’m totally and completely on her side. Team Palin all the way! (Never in a quadrillion…

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PHOTOS VIDEO: Bow Wow’s alleged new baby-mama Miss Joie

MediaTakeOut has released another rapper is going to be a daddy story but this time it doesn’t involve Kanye West or Kim Kardashian. The credible source targets this go around are Bow Wow and a mind altering hot video model who goes by the name Miss Joie.

Check out photos and a video of the bootylicious Miss Joie and follow up on the latest rapper daddy rumor right here!

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Jeremy Piven dating Katja Decker Sadowski, former fiance of The Hills’ Jason Wahler

45-year-old Jeremy Piven is reportedly dating The Hills star Jason Wahler’s 22-year-old ex-fiance Katja Decker Sadowski. A source told RadarOnline that the pair were canoodling Sunday at a screening of The King’s Speech. “Jeremy and Katja looked really happy at the cinema – they were holding hands as they waited in line to see the…

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VIDEO – Evidence that real life is just like Glee

Sometimes real life is just like a Glee episode, and Mr. Shue gets up to performs an impromptu “On The Street Where You Live.” At least that’s what happened Sunday night at The Kennedy Center Honors after party, when around 1 a.m. Matthew Morrison (Who plays Mr. Schuester on the hit Fox series) warmed up…

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Amber Heard announces she’s a lesbian, dating photographer Tasya van Ree

Friday night gorgeous actress Amber Heard (from Zombieland, The Informers) went out and proud about her lesbian relationship with photographer Tasya van Ree at GLAAD’s 25th Anniversary Bash. “I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out. I think that organizations like GLAAD make that possible because…

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Merry Christmas! Katy Perry in a snowman dress

This may be the very best Katy Perry dress ever! It’s a perfect snowman outfit with simultaneously evokes our beloved pal Frosty and displays her voluminous snow balls! The scarf is a nice touch, and so are the wooden gloves, but where is her corncob pipe?!?! This is a travesty. B.O.B., Selena Gomez, Enrique Iglesias,…

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PHOTOS – Who is Nene Leakes’ friend Diana Gowins?

Nene Leakes has “professional” friendships with her Real Housewives of Atlanta cast mates, but lately there’s been camera time going to a lady who may be one of Nene’s real friends, Diana Gowins. Diana accompanies Nene to the clinic when she gets her plastic surgery, and comes over to comfort Nene after Gregg accidentally airs…

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The bruises Demi Lovato left

Teen superstar Demi Lovato entered inpatient treatment for eating disorders and self-mutilation shortly after a physical altercation with backup dancer Alex Welch, who is now sharing her black eye with the world. The photos, published at TMZ,were reportedly taken a few days after Lovato punched Welch in the face at the airport. Demi was reportedly…

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Paris Hilton parties with new reality BFF Brooke Mueller

Paris Hilton is now BFFs with Charlie Sheen’s ex wife Brooke Mueller for a new Oxygen reality show, and the pair were spotted out last night with their camera crew at Las Palmas Nightclub. Paris has been promoting her new show as “more real” than her previous stints on reality television. She claims she used…

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VIDEO – Radical history teachers use Blondie, The Beatles, and Lady Gaga to educate

Armed with nothing but a solid knowledge of history, a decent singing voice, and heaping doses of creativity, a group of history teachers have finally found a way to properly instruct children (and adults.) Going by the handle “historyteachers” on YouTube, these educators do treatments of popular pop songs with the lyrics changed to history…

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VIDEO – Are Taylor Armstrong and husband Russell headed for divorce?

Are Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong and husband Russell headed towards divorce? It certainly seems that way after watching this clip from the newest episode of RHBH. In it an emotionally vulnerable Taylor lunches with Kyle, who seems to have a really solid, loving relationship with her Realtor husband Maurico Umansky, and…

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Was a pregnant Britney Spears really abused by boyfriend Jason Trawick?

Today Star Magazine and sister online publication Radar Online claimed that Britney Spears was physically abused by her boyfriend Jason Trawick. Star added another claim: she was pregnant earlier this year (implying an abortion.) It’s all very dramatic, but a lot of it doesn’t seem legit. For one, her reps are denying all this and…

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Celebrity Rehab 4: Janice Dickinson was sexually abused by her father, locked in car trunks

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson joins Rachel Uchitel, Jeremy London, and others tonight on the premiere of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Season 4, and she deals with some pretty tough issues. Already damaged from physical, emotional, and sexual abuse from her father, she took advantage of the readily available alcohol and cocaine at every shoot…

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PHOTOS – Natalie Portman looks angry at The Black Swan premiere

Natalie Portman arrived at the premiere for her much-anticipated Darren Aronofsky thriller Black Swan looking less than thrilled to be there. She wore a simple,off-the-should black dress (her foil in the movie, Mila Kunis, wore a white one), intense red lipstick on her permanent scowl, and a fancy-looking copy of Lolita. All she wanted was…

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PHOTOS – Kim Zolciak’s house is for sale

Newly engaged and sorta newly impregnated Kim Zolciak is joining the clubs of Real Housewives with Real Estate listed for sale! Her townhouse is currently on the market for $499,000. This isn’t really a gain from her buying price of $486,000 in 2006, but this is probably a sign that Kim’s shacking up with her…

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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood regains custody of daughter Leah

The day before Thanksgiving the mercurial Amber Portwood lost custody of her daughter Leah to the state of Indiana (who placed Leah with her dad Gary Shirley), but now US Weekly reports that mother and daughter have been reunited! An anonymous source from Anderson tells US: “Leah is moving into Amber’s new home, where Amber…

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Love (and pill) addicted Rachel Uchitel wants to be a private eye

The first mistress from the Tiger Woods Thanksgiving saga last year is now on the mend from her addiction to love (and pills) and is ready to turn her life around. She got treated on the television reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, and now wants to be a private eye! She’s even getting…

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Kat Von D continues book tour after losing house and cat in a fire

Although she tragically lost both her house and her beloved hairless cat Valentine in a fire last weekend, Kat von D is continuing her book signing tour like a trooper. Black Friday she showed up for an event at Waterstones Piccadilly in London, looking perfectly alternative in a shredded black shirt with spotless hair and…

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Teen Mom’s Amber loses baby Leah to the state

After several domestic violence episodes caught by MTV cameras and reported to the police (not to mention other incidents that happened privately) Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood has officially lost custody of her baby Leah. Amber was recently charged with one misdemeanor and two felony domestic violence counts based on the violence recorded by MTV as…

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RHBH Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy mansion on the market for $29 million – photos of the lush pad

Lisa Vanderpump,  Giggilo pup Giggy The Pom, and husband Ken are putting their house/mansion/villa on the market for $29 million, and fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards’ husband Mauricio is their real estate agent. This place is insane! It’s got 7 bedroom, 1 bathrooms, a wall-to-wall black pool room, and a closet…

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Escort Capri Anderson claims Charlie Sheen offered hush money; Sheen sues over $1 million exhortion

The porn star who was locked in the bathroom during Charlie Sheen’s plaza rampage gave ABC’s Good Morning America and Nightline shows her version of what went down that night. She says she was hired for a fee of $3500 to escort Charlie to dinner, a sum she says she still hasn’t been paid. The…

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Lindsay Lohan’s “Inferno” replacement Malin Akerman is a singer too

Actress Malin Akerman of 27 Dresses and Watchmen fame has been chosen to replace troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan in the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno. Akerman not only favors LiLo in appearance but has at least one other trait in common. No she’s not strung out on anything, she moonlights as a vocalist!

See an official music video for MaAk’s band The Petalstones (yes this is actually their name) as well as an eye opening and ear splitting live clip from L.A.’s Viper Room. Then decide for your self which 70’s porn star portrayin’ actress has the better singin’ chops.

Is Kim Zolciak really a nurse? Photo of her LPN nursing license
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Is Kim Zolciak really a nurse? Photo of her LPN nursing license

Kim Zolciak has had a lot of careers: reality star, golddigger, and waitressing at a strip-club, but she’s also a Licensed Practicing Nurse! Mikala Lifa from Yahoo Shine! tracked down the “Tardy for the Party” singer’s licenses in both Connecticut and Georgia. The evidence is right there folks, for all the naysayers who claimed that…

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2010 AMA Red Carpet PHOTOS – Miley Cyrus wears a toilet paper dress to the American Music Awards

The Fashion Police are probably going to arrest Miley for this one. This provocative teen queen showed up at the 2010 American Music Awards in a white mini-dress with silver ruching that had a giant, toilet paper looking bow on the back that turned into a long toilet-paper looking train. It looks like a dress…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood moves out of her apartment, MTV films away

It seems Teen Mom Amber Portwood is starting over from scratch! In addition to getting a new boyfriend (CLICK HERE to see photos of Amber and her new beau, mixed martial arts cage fighter Clinton Yunker!) and a new tattoo, Amber has gotten new digs! That’s right, Amber’s infamous second-floor Anderson, Indiana apartment is a…

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PHOTOS – David Arquette got an arm tattoo of his grandfather

David Arquette, still in the clutches of a separation from his 11-year marriage with Courteney Cox because she was sick of “mothering” him, hasn’t really done much to change his childish ways. First he hooked up with Jasmine Waltz, a cocktail waitress and aspiring starlet famous for allegedly slapping Lindsay Lohan and hooking up with…

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Kim Zolciak spoofs herself in a funny infomercial video

We make a lot of posts about Kim Zolciak on Starcasm.net because we’re sort of obsessed with her. We think she’s wonderful, and love everything from her wigs to her raspy southern, doyouthinkIgiveaneff cigarette-worn voice, and this funny video just makes our obsession worse. It looks like this girl, (who has, incidently been chasing dicks…

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PHOTOS – Kate Bosworth has multi-colored eyes

Kate Bosworth has some really unique, multi-colored eyes. Her left eye is mostly blue, but her right has a pronounced brown/hazel color on the bottom with blue at the top. Ms. Bosworth attended the premiere of her latest film The Warrior’s Way, in which she portrays a knife-thrower with a secret, and photogs got some…

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Will Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson get married? Glee cover of “Marry You” by Bruno Mars

Are Rachel Berry and Finn getting married? Unfortunately not, but there will be two weddings on next weeks’ Glee episode (“Furt”) and R & F will perfom “Marry You” by Bruno Mars. The first wedding is Finn’s mom and Kurt’s dad, and the second wedding is Sue Sylvester’s marriage to . . . . herself!…

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Cousin Krystal claims Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley physically abused Amber Portwood

Yesterday Amber Portwood was charged with two counts of felony domestic violence against her baby’s father Gary, but her cousin Krystal claims that the domestic violence was not one sided. Krystal, who has been featured on the show, tells Radaronline that Gary has “laid his hands” on Amber many times, and even shoved her against…

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VIDEO – Kardashian Konfidential book trailer features words of wisdom from Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe

The Kardashian Sisters have a new book, Kardashian Konfidential, that supposed to be full of intimacy and advice. It’s got lots of old photos, Valentines they sent themselves, diary entries, and other memorabilia (like condom wrappers?). It’s also got tons of wisdom about how to live life and how to be successful (here’s a tip,…

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PHOTOS – Cher flashes her panties, booty, gets interrupted by Chilean miners at hand and footprint ceremony

Cher was honored last night in Hollywood during a Hand and Footprint Ceremony held at the famous Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. During the course of the ceremony she hugged her transgendered son Chaz Bono, flashed her panties, let her booty hang out and was upstaged by a double-decker tour bus full of Chilean miners.

Such is the life of Cher.

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Glee’s Matthew Morrison puts The Situation to shame

Matthew Morrison is pretty cute on Glee, but frankly all those scenes where he has clothes on are a total waste! This dude tells Details magazine that he logs 100 miles biking and 25 miles running every week, and it shows. The Situations is no competition up against this. The above shot is from his…

PHOTOS VIDEO Natalie Portman wears thong in Your Highness trailer

After watching the trailer for the new medieval spoof flick Your Highness I’m thinking they need to change the title to Your Thighness in honor of Natalie Portman’s thong-flossed Queen Amidonkadonk!

I suppose any more that we can’t really be sure that we’re actually looking at authentic video footage of Natalie’s Portside, but I’m a man and men never were too much to stress over such pretty petty details!

Less talk, more booty! Keep reading for the “Baby’s Got Back Swan” herself!

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Rachel Zoe wasn’t too thin to get pregnant after all!

The always almost disastrously thin celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe confirms that she’s with child! Amidst torrential pregnancy rumors, she’s been stepping out with a slight baby bump, and a slightly fuller, more attractive face lately, and has finally announced her happy news to the world via Twitter. “Hey everyone! I want to officially confirm to…

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Real Housewives’ Sonja Morgan files bankruptcy; owes $20 million

Say it isn’t so! The lovable Sonja Morgan, who added a slight dose of sanity to the explosive Real Housewives of New York is filing for bankruptcy because she is almost $20 million in debt! (Via Us Weekly) She states in bankruptcy documents: “The decision to seek bankruptcy was not an easy one, but unfortunately,…

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VIDEO: The real story behind Ke$ha’s dollar sign

In the most important celebrity secret reveal in the last 20 years pop singer Ke$ha finally explains the traumatic reason behind the infamous dollar sign that appears in her name. Some may have wanted to know who shot J.R. The world may have been a little curious about Tiger Woods’ and Jesse James’ extra marital affairs but everyone needed to know about the “$” and we finally have an answer. Read on for the tearful recollection of an inspiring CPA hopelessly forced to become a mega-succesful pop star.

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PSA VIDEO – The Situation totally respects abstinence with Bristol Palin

Who knew? The Situation “totally respects” abstinence because it has “abs” in it. At least, according to this new PSA starring him and his Dancing With the Stars peer Bristol Palin. Sometimes we get so caught up in the celebrity and scandal of a reality TV star, or a teenage mother who’s own mom almost…

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Future princess Kate Middleton’s parents are airline stewards turned party-planning millionaires

Today is one of those days when the British Royalty get a genuine chance to razzle-dazzle us with storybook love and glamour as only they can. Sometimes it doesn’t work out well but royal weddings, and the excitement leading up to them, are some of the best mass entertainment Anglophiles can get. Now we’re currently…

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Kate Middleton’s engagement ring belonged to Princess Diana

Future princess Kate Middleton was showed off her engagement ring, which once belonged to Princess Diana, at a special press conference and interview today. This ring obviously links Kate to the myth of Princess Diana, but William claims that this isn’t about creating a Diana 2.0: “It’s about carving your own future. No one is…

My Big Friggin’ Wedding is friggin awesome: best quotes from the premiere

Those Jersey Shore producers certainly know what they’re doing. Their newest venture, VH1’s My Big Friggin’ Wedding is friggin’ awesome. It’s got all the booze and random sex as Jersey Shore but with added botox, more interesting versions of Ronnie and Sammie, and tons more Jersey moms. We’re introduced to five couples, and the series…

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Kim Zolciak met boyfriend Kroy Biermann at “Dancing Stars of Atlanta,” admired his assets

We are lucky little kittens! Kim Zolciak met her beloved Atlanta Falcon defensive end Kroy Biermann, (with whom she may or may not be having a love child with) while filming Sheree’s foray into “Dancing Stars of Atlanta” for Bravo’s cameras! Kroy was Sheree’s main competition, and while Sheree did really well he smoked her…

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Sheree Whitfield and Derek Walters on “Dancing Stars of Atlanta,” raises $5000 for Alzheimer’s charity

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Sheree Whitfield hasn’t been on Dancing With the Stars, but she did strut her stuff at “Dancing Stars of Atlanta” with her professional partner Derek Walters. Sheree was supported at the event by her Housewives pals singer-and-hair-stylist Lawrence Washington, Kim Zolciak, Nene Leakes, and Kandi Burruss. She raised about $5000…

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VIDEO Cynthia Bailey’s daughter’s father Leon Robinson was the black Jesus in Madonna’s “Like a Prayer”

The resident super model on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Cynthia Baily recently wed restaurateur Peter Thomas, but she’s still on good terms with her daughter Noelle’s dad Leon Robinson, who’s an actor best known as the “Black Jesus” on Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” video. Although most people interpreted Robinson’s role in the controversial video…

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Mistress Makeover: Jamie Jungers, Joslyn James, Melissa Smith, and January Gessert are getting plastic surgery together

In a publicity stunt that is strangely not also a reality show, four famous mistresses are going under the knife together in an act of solidarity. Two of Tiger’s dames, Jamies Jungers and Joslyn James, Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and one of Jesse James’ tattooed extramarital conquests Melissa Smith, are getting things like…

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Why is Kendra Wilkinson on the 2010 December cover of Playboy?

If you watched the season premiere of Kendra! we learned that after much soul searching with her husband, Kendra ultimately turned down a Playboy photo spread because she was “doing it for the wrong reasons.” Now she’s on the 2010 December cover of Playboy! What gives? Did she find the right reason? Just to clarify,…

Jane’s Addiction Perry Farrell doesn’t care wife Etty kissed another man on television

During the Season Premiere of the Rock-N-Roll version of Real Housewives, Etty Farrell ends up kissing a man who’s not her husband. Her friend Rob locks lips with her at a party after flirting heavy: “I kind of love you. You are so beautiful … I know you’re married. I don’t know what kind of…

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VIDEO: Was Phaedra Parks’ pregnant pickle photo shoot cute, sexy, or boughetto?

In preparation for her baby boy, Real Housewives of Atlanta’s resident Southern Belle not only had a lavish baby shower, but she also took some interesting pickle pregnancy photos. Despite the fact that Phaedra herself never had pickle cravings, she decided to go with the stereotypical pregnancy pickle craving concept for an photo shoot. She…

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Why did Kendra Wilkinson leave her husband Hank Baskett for Hollywood? Will they divorce?

It’s not a typical move for a newlywed wife and her newborn son, but Kendra Wilkinson Baskett just moved away from her husband Hank Baskett to live in L.A. Hank is currently residing in Minnesota and playing for the Vikings, while Kendra is hanging in Hollywood . . . to further her own career? There…

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VIDEO Glee’s Darren Criss sings Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” for Kurt

Glee‘s Kurt finally gets to realize his own teenage dreams when the sexy Blaine (played by Darren Criss) from a rival school serenades him with a heavenly rendition of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream.” Blaine is rumored to be a potential love interest for the out of the closet and perpetually lonely Kurt. Here are a…

Madame Tussaud epically failed at Taylor Swift’s wax figure

The only thing got right was the dress. Lacking curls, the correct hair color, or any distinguishing facial features, Taylor Swift’s Madame Tussaud wax figure may be the worst ever! Taylor Swift has some very distinctive elf-like facial features, and often wears her hair in tight, defined waves, but it looks like whoever did this…

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Book Review: Portia de Rossi’s Unbearable Lightness is a powerful account of anoxeria, bulimia, and being in the closet

I have a fascination with eating disorders of all kinds: anorexia, bulimia, obesity. I wouldn’t pass up watching a television show or documentary on the subject, and occasionally seek out books on the subject. Frustratingly, most all of the first hand accounts I’ve read have seemed shallow – just glossing the surface, but Portia de…

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Listen to “Love the Way You Lie Part 2” by Rihanna featuring Eminem

Rihanna has a recorded a second part to her haunting single about domestic violence with Eminem. This one involves her singing about the woman’s point of view, and is a really nice follow-up. Ri-Ri wasn’t keen on the second version at first, because she felt they couldn’t top the first one. She told MTV News…

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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are now broke and homeless

Heidi and Spencer now say they are living in Spencer’s parents’ guest house, have zero money, owe $2 million in taxes, and regret not saving a dime they earned on The Hills and through a deluge of staged tabloid photographs. They wrote a book about being famous, but obviously missed the whole point. For two…

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VIDEO – The conspiracy theories of Evi and Randy Quaid

Everyone thought that Evi and Randy Quaid have fled to Canada because they’re on the run from legal consequences for squatting, felony burglary, and evading payment for hotel stays over the past year or so, but they say it’s because there are much more dark and sinister reasons why they chose to leave the U.S….