The only thing got right was the dress. Lacking curls, the correct hair color, or any distinguishing facial features, Taylor Swift’s Madame Tussaud wax figure may be the worst ever!
Taylor Swift has some very distinctive elf-like facial features, and often wears her hair in tight, defined waves, but it looks like whoever did this number wanted to go home early to get smashed on Rum Punch and play PlayStation, so they stole a department store mannequin, spent five minutes with a curling iron on one of Kim Zolciak’s wigs, and called it a day.
This was obviously not the same person who sculpted up Russell Brand like a master:
Russell’s figure was unveiled October 11, Taylor’s unfortunate figure was released October 27. You can tell by the look on her face that she’s less than happy. We’ll be seeing a song about this on her next album. Madame Tussaud, you fell asleep at the wheel of the wrong girl’s wax figure!
Taylor Swift photo credit: Red Carpet Fotos / Splash News, Russell Brand photo credit: Newscom Content