Author: Starcasm Staff

It turns out one of Charlie Sheen’s many classic lines from the past few days of his PR bonanaza is even more on the money than previously thought. When Charlie uttered the line “poetry in my fingertips,” we guffawed, and then thought, he kind of has a point. His words, which sound like the ramblings…

Charlie Sheen still claims that his interesting rants are just a big comedy routine, but honestly it’s very difficult to tell when the new polygamist Charlie Sheen is serious. Even at his best he sounds like a delusional narcissistic who genuinely believes that he’s on a higher plane than the rest of us. He might…

Charlie Sheen isn’t mincing words about what he thinks about his show Two & A Half Men’s co-creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre (real name according to Charlie: Hymie Levine, or Haim Levine) During an epic call to “The Alex Jones Show” (Alex Jones is a buddy of his who recently spent some time with…

On the heels of his latest drug-fueled bender controversy, “sober” Charlie Sheen says crack is ok socially and wants his producers to get back to work before he gets back on the pipe.