After watching the trailer for the new medieval spoof flick Your Highness I’m thinking they need to change the title to Your Thighness in honor of Natalie Portman’s thong-flossed Queen Amidonkadonk! (Click above image for the Full Monty!)
I suppose any more that we can’t really be sure that we’re actually looking at authentic video footage of Natalie’s Portside, but I’m a man and men never were too much to stress over such pretty petty details!
Your Highness also stars and is scheduled for release April 11, 2010. Here’s the synopsis from Universal:
Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind many a hero is a good-for-nothing younger brother trying just to stay out of the way of those dragons, evil and trouble in general. Danny McBride and James Franco team up for an epic comedy adventure set in a fantastical world-Your Highness. As two princes on a daring mission to save their land, they must rescue the heir apparent’s fiancée before their kingdom is destroyed. Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he’s settled for a life of wizard’s weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious’ bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux)
Aaaaaaaaaaand for those of you only interested in the beautiful visage of Natalie Portman, we’ve got your back! Or front… Whatever!
