Love (and pill) addicted Rachel Uchitel wants to be a private eye

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 23: Model Rachel Uchitel arrives at the 32nd Anniversary Carousel of Hope Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 23, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

The first mistress from the Tiger Woods Thanksgiving saga last year is now on the mend from her addiction to love (and pills) and is ready to turn her life around.

She got treated on the television reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, and now wants to be a private eye! She’s even getting her license in December.

Uchitel told the Daily Mail earlier this month:

“And, yes, that means I will be hunting down cheating husbands. It is all part of me moving on with my life and I figured I may as well do something career-wise that I have a flair for.”

Can you image hiring Rachel Uchitel to tail your cheating husband? It also would be very surreal and startling to find Rachel Uchitel hiding in the bushes spying on you with an extended lens camera. Major mind trip.