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PHOTOS Heidi Klum and Seal in superhero Halloween costumes 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Infamous for her outlandish Halloween costumes and for hosting the biggest and best Halloween party on the planet, supermodel and host of Project Runway Heidi Klum did not disappoint in 2010!

For her 11th Annual Halloween Party the Amazonian blond grew about a foot and a half taller thanks to some boot stilts that were part of an elaborate red and purple robot costume right out of a classic Jack Kirby comic book and was accompanied by her husband Seal who was in an all-silver padded muscle suit!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s 2010 Halloween costumes: Pirate, Queen of Hearts, leopard

ByAsa Hawks

This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The Queen of Halloween Kim Kardashian has unveiled her most recent collection of Halloween costumes and I can’t believe I’m saying this but they are even better than I hoped! Keep reading to see three heart-stopping images from the 2010 Kim Kardashian Halloween Kollection! (Boys under 13 should be accompanied by an adult)

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PHOTOS Busy Philipps as Tinkerbell, Birdie Leigh Silverstein as lil Tinkerbell

ByAsa Hawks

It looks as though Brooke Burke and daughter Heaven Charvet may have some competition for cutest mother/daughter celebrity Halloween costumes! Freaks and Geeks alum Busy Philipps and her daughter Birdie Leigh Silverstein wore matching Tinkerbell costumes to the 17th Annual Dream Halloween event last night and neither of them could have been any more adorable!

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PHOTOS Melissa Rycroft as pregnant Snooki, Tye Strickland as Pauly D

ByAsa Hawks

Former Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft and husband Tye Strickland decided to bring down the taste level at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween Event by dressing up as America’s favorite guido and guidette, Snooki and Pauly D from Jersey Shore!

The hilarious costumes were only made more so by the fact that Melissa Rycroft has a little fried pickle in the oven!

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PHOTOS Tori Spelling as a peacock, Dean McDermott as Wolverine

ByAsa Hawks

Tori Spelling, husband Dean McDermott and their two children showed their Halloween spirit Saturday night, arriving at the Children Affected By AIDS Foundation’s 17th Annual Dream Halloween event at Barker Hanger as a peacock, a Fairy Godmother, Wolverine and lil Wolverine!

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PHOTOS Brooke Burke as Catwoman, daughter Heaven Charvet as Batgirl

ByAsa Hawks

An early leader in the run for best celebrity Halloween family portrait is Hollywood hottie Brooke Burke, husband David Charvet and daughters Heaven Charvet, Neriah Shae, and Sierra Sky!

The lovely fivesome made an appearance at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween benefiting CAAF (Children Affected by Aids Foundation) at Barker Hanger on October 30, 2010 in Santa Monica, California. Brooke Burke went with the classic Catwoman leather body suit (MEOW!), husband David went in a matching Batman costume and little Heaven Charvet stole the show as the most adorable Batgirl ever!

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RHOC’s Vicki Gunvalson recovering from surgery for bleeding ulcers

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been a rough couple weeks for Vicki Gunvalson of The Real Housewives of Orange County. The Bravo matriarch filed for divorce from her husband of 16 years, Donn, on Ocotober 18 and now she is recovering from a very serious surgical procedure to repair bleeding ulcers. Keep reading for more details about what was wrong and how Vicki’s doing now!

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PHOTOS Yes, Palestine has bodybuilders too

ByAsa Hawks

Just in case you thought dudes getting ridiculously pumped up, slathering themselves in oil, putting on a tiny pair of jockey shorts and flexing in front of other guys that look the same was uniquely American, I offer these eye-opening photos from a bodybuilding competition in Gaza City October 29, 2010.

Can you say Yasser Aralean?

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16 and Pregnant Ashley Salazar’s extra credit Youtube video

ByAsa Hawks

It’s rare that writing for a celebrity blog allows me the opportunity to actually impact the world in a positive way, but sometimes I do get that chance – and sometimes I act on it. This is one of those times!

Keep reading and do your part to help Ashley get extra credit on a school project by watching her Youtube video “Lady Gaga.” Let’s see if we can’t do our part to get this young lady through college!

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PHOTOS Winx 3D Premiere or “How 7-year-old girls see the world”

ByAsa Hawks

I have no idea what Winx Club is, but I am an uncle with three young nieces so I do know how they think the world ought to look and the Winx 3D “Magical Adventure” Premiere at the Rome International Film Festival pretty much nailed it! Keep reading to be transported to a magical land of fairies, princesses, princes and choreographed dance routines. In other words, either of my niece’s bedrooms.

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PHOTOS VIDEO Angela as a sexy nurse from The Office’s Halloween costume contest

ByAsa Hawks

The Office delivered yet another hilarious Halloween-themed episode last night with the episode “Costume Contest” featuring a plethora of outfits ranging from MacGruber to a trans-gendered Lady Gaga!

But without a doubt there was one costume that stole the show and that was the chronically conservative accountant Angela, who started out as an adorable penguin, but walked the contest runway in a Frederick’s of Hollywood inspired sexy nurse costume!

Keep reading to see a video clip and lots of photos of Angela “cooking her books” for all to see!

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Teen Mom salaries revealed!

ByAsa Hawks

There is little about the lives of MTV’s Teen Moms that we don’t know by now as Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell have taken over the reality tabloid reigns from Jon and Kate Gosselin. But, there was still the closely guarded secret of how much they were getting paid that everyone was keeping 100% hush-hush about… Until now!

Keep reading to find out what an insider revealed to Life & Style about how much each of the girls make per season!

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PHOTOS ‘The Office’ 2010 Halloween “Costume Contest”

ByAsa Hawks

If I were to compile a list of the top three things from celbridom that I look forward to at Halloween, sandwiched between Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum would be the “cast”umes of The Office!

Thanks to NBC.com we get to have a little sneak peek at what some of the characters will be dressed as in Thursday’s episode titled “Costume Contest.” Keep reading to see all the hilarious photos and vote for your favorite in the poll!

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Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Tish Cyrus file for divorce

ByAsa Hawks

Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Leticia “Tish” Cyrus filed for divorce Wednesday, ending their 17 years of marriage. The official papers, filed in Tennessee, cite irreconcilable differences as the cause for separation. Keep reading for the couple’s statement about the split.

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TEEN MOM tabloid cover stories for Nov. 8, 2010

ByAsa Hawks

The second season of Teen Mom is over but these memorable mommies still have media momentum as their personal lives continue to gobble up valuable real estate on the covers of the weekly tabloids! Keep reading to find out all sorts of dark secrets about Amber including losing Leah, her pending arrest, her abuse of prescription drugs, suicide threats and rumors of cutting! Also, is Maci taking Bentley away to Los Angeles to star in her own TV show?!?

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16 and Pregnant post show interview with Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant

ByAsa Hawks

Catch up on how Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant is doing since filming on her episode wrapped up! Brooke talks about how she and Cody met, the birth control mix up that led to her getting pregnant, how things have been and what the couple has planned for their future and Brody’s.

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16 and Pregnant’s Felicia Cooke photos, videos, bio and links

ByAsa Hawks

Episode 2 of 16 and Pregnant Season 2b features Felicia Cooke, a half-Honduran high school student from Lewisville, Texas. Keep reading to find out all you need to know about Felicia, baby daddy Alex and their daughter Genesis including pictures, video and links to Felicia’s Facebook and Formspring accounts!

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PHOTO First overweight female superhero film “Blubberella” directed by Uwe Bol

ByAsa Hawks

Forget Sharktopus and Dinoshark, the new measuring stick for feature film ridiculosity promises to be the latest project from director Uwe Boll featuring the world’s first overweight female superhero titled Blubberella!

The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass – with her major ass!

(I’m not making this up!)

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Bravo moving ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ to Sunday nights beginning November7

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo made a pledge at their 2010 upfront presentation that they would be providing viewers with five nights of original programming and beginning November 7 they will be making good on that pledge!

The immensely popular peaches from The Real Housewives of Atlanta will move from their Monday night time slot to a new home Sunday night at 10pm, replacing reruns of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. (This marks the first time any of the women on the show have ever changed homes not because of divorce or foreclosure. Zing!) Keep reading for a quote from Bravo president Frances Berwick about the reasoning for the move.

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PHOTOS Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen in Antony and Cleopatra costumes for 2010 Dream Halloween

ByAsa Hawks

I’ve been anxiously awaiting the first celebrity Halloween costumes of the year so imagine my joyous surprise when the cherry poppers turned out to be two of my favorite Real Housewives: Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen! The Big Apple mom and pop brought their two “chums” out to the 2010 Dream Halloween at Capitale in New York City on October 24, 2010. Alex was a smashing Cleopatra and Simon made for a mighty fine Roman metrosexual in his matching Antony costume while the two boys wore adorable Iron Man and Avatar Na’vi costumes.

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16 and Pregnant: Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant photos, video, bio and links

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant kicks off the second half of their second season with 17-year-old Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant who represents two firsts for the mama drama franchise. Not only is she the first married girl to give birth on the show, but she’s also the first race car driver! OK conservative critics of the show, you can be quiet now!

Keep reading to find out all about Brooke, husband Cody and their son Brody!

VIDEO Watch Kanye West’s ‘Runaway’ online (full version)

ByAsa Hawks

Kanye West premiered his 34+ minute music video for “Runaway” on MTV earlier tonight and the ground-breaking mini-movie that many critics think might revive the music video art form is now available to watch in its entirety online! Keep reading to watch the complete video in all of its surreal glory!

Sister Wives Brown family tree with Kody Brown, his 4 sister wives and all 16 children
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PHOTO Sister Wives Brown family tree chart

ByAsa Hawks

It was already difficult keeping up with the 21 family members on TLC’s hit reality series Sister Wives which features Utah polygamist Kody Brown and his four wives, but throw in the fact that some of the children are from a previous marriage and that one of the sister wives was married to a brother of another sister wife, and what you’re left with is a big ol’ polygamuddy mess!

So we combined some professional-grade ancestegery with a bit of graphic design and came up with a “family tree” that should help simplify matters.

Tiki Barber and mistress Traci Lynn Johnson are married now
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PHOTOS Tiki Barber shows off trophy mistress Traci Johnson at UNICEF charity event

ByAsa Hawks

Tiki Barber’s wife of eleven years Ginny Barber was eight months pregnant with twins when the former NFL running back left her behind for 23-year-old Traci Johnson, a blond bombshell and former NBC intern. Since that time Tiki and his new gal have seemingly been in hiding, thanks in large part to T.B.’s sudden lack of employment opportunities. But the lovely couple made a very public appearance Wednesday in New York City at a UNICEF charity event, and we have the photos! Also, we took the opportunity to present Tiki with one of our most prestigious awards!

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PHOTO Sad Keanu Reeves and sad Sean Penn in drag

ByAsa Hawks

I wasn’t planning on joining in on the sad Keanu Reeves meme and I wasn’t planning on posting any more photos of Sean Penn looking like a brunette Phyllis Diller, but much like the invention of Reese’s Cups, the collision of the two was undeniably awesome.

Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!

Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!

(Together) Mmmmmmm… That’s good!

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VIDEO Deanna Favre addresses Jenn Sterger/Brett Favre penis photos scandal on GMA

ByAsa Hawks

Deanna Favre went on Good Morning America this morning to discuss her new new book The Cure for the Chronic Life and agreed to talk briefly about the scandal involving text messages, voice mails and obscene photos allegedly sent by her husband Brett Favre to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger two years ago. Keep reading to see the full interview.

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PHOTOS Helena Bonham-Carter nails nerd-sexy at ‘The King’s Speech’ premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Proving that the girls of Glee aren’t the only uber-sexy adult schoolgirls on the planet, actress Helena Bonham-Carter channeled her inner Catholic School Tina Fey for the London premiere of the film The King’s Speech Thursday!

(Fetish alert!)

PHOTOS Sean Penn in hard rock drag for ‘This Must be the Place’

ByAsa Hawks

Sean Penn is currently filming The Rocky Horror Picture Show Part 2 This Must be the Place in which he plays Cheyenne, a retired rock star looking for his Jewish father’s killer and nice pair of fishnet stockings. See photos of the nearly transvestabulous Penn in character on the streets of New York City Wednesday!

PHOTOS Girls’ Generation retro-sexy James Bond posters for ‘Hoot!’

ByAsa Hawks

I have to confess that I didn’t know much about Girls’ Generation outside of their worldwide smash hit “Gee,” when I ran across these outrageously fun and sexy James-Bond-inspired posters promoting the bands third mini-album “Hoot!” So, I did a little digging…

Keep reading to find out a little bit about the band and see all nine posters!

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney’s ex Simon Barney has a new girlfriend!

ByAsa Hawks

After a volatile meltdown of his marriage to Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Simon Barney appears to have moved on and found a new girlfriend! Check out photos of his attractive new sweetheart and read what he had to say about her on Facebook!

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PHOTO Mike Sorrentino’s book cover for ‘Here’s the Situation’

ByAsa Hawks

For all of you wannabe Guidos who couldn’t learn enough about the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades, and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just the book for you! Keep reading for all the deets about The Sitch’s book as well as his workout DVD!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice holding out for more money

ByAsa Hawks

The most infamous of Bravo’s Real Housewives Teresa Giudice is reportedly holding out on contract negotiations with the network – not because she wants more money than her fellow cast members but because she wants the same amount.

What?

Keep reading for all the details including just how much the Garden State drama mamas will make next season!

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Latest ‘Teen Mom’ tabloid covers: Is Amber pregnant? Ryan’s new girlfriend! And plastic surgery for Farrah and Maci?

ByAsa Hawks

The four young ladies of Teen Mom are a tabloid sensation! Every week someone is pregnant again, someone had a boob job, someone breaks up, someone gets back together and someone has a deep dark secret revealed by a distant relative or neighbor with a propensity for telling tall tales and the desire to make a quick buck.

Anyway, here’s the rundown of this week’s Teen Mom tabloid cover stories!

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Vicki Gunvalson and son Michael comment on divorce announcement

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of Orange County fans were shocked by reports earlier today that the show’s matriarch Vicki Gunvalson filed for divorce from husband of 16 years, Donn Gunvalson. Keep reading for Vicki and her son Michael’s responses to the split.

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RHOC’s Vicki Gunvalson files for divorce

ByAsa Hawks

So much for renewing their vows! Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson filed for dissolution of marriage from husband Donn Gunvalson Monday in Orange County Superior Court! The couple have been married since 1994 and renewed their vows in 2009 in an emotional ceremony that aired on the show last season.

PHOTO Black Keys’ MTV Video Music Award mislabeled “The Black Eyed Peas”

ByAsa Hawks

The Black Keys received their “Breakthrough Video” MTV Video Music Award Friday for their song “Tighten Up” and were surprised to find the statuette’s label credited “The Black Eyed Peas” instead of the Black Keys! Keep reading to see a photo of the epic FAIL!

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Phaedra Parks yearbook photos from Wesleyan College 1990-1993

ByAsa Hawks

Back before she was a take-no-prisoners litigator and sexy new star of The Real housewives of Atlanta, Phaedra Parks was a young, attractive and highly intelligent undergraduate student at Wesleyan College in Macon, Georgia. I managed to track down the 1990-1993 Wesleyan yearbooks and am happy to share Phaedra’s freshman, sophomore, junior and senior pictures!

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Junior Seau arrested for domestic violence, drives SUV off a cliff

ByAsa Hawks

12-time NFL Pro-Bowler Junior Seau was arrested in San Diego early this morning on domestic violence charges and within hours of his release at 3:20 a.m. he drove his SUV off of a cliff. Law enforcement officials report that he sustained injuries int he accident and he has been transported to a local hospital.

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Pregnant Celine Dion admitted to Florida hospital

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Celine Dion, 42, has been admitted to St. Mary’s Medical Center in West Palm Beach, Florida in an attempt to avoid the early delivery of her twin boys, whose due date was early next month.

Keep reading for a full statement issued by the hospital in which they address Celine’s admission and rumors surrounding her “special treatment.”

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills kicks off on October 14 on Bravo and unlike some of the other cast members in the Real Housewives franchise these six ladies aren’t living beyond their means and making headlines with foreclosures and tax problems; they are real-deal recession-proof, lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous money mavens!

One of these wealthy women we’ll have the joy of watching is British brunette Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa, 50, is the proud mother of two and wife of restaurateur Ken Todd for 29 years. Keep reading to find out all you need to know about Lisa with photos, videos and lots of links!

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PHOTOS JWoww looking… impeccably exquisite?!?

ByAsa Hawks

Wh-wh-wh-what?!? Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took to the streets of Manhattan today looking almost unrecognizable in a tastefully stylish outfit that could have been stolen right off the back of Audrey Hepburn!

Don’t get me wrong – the dress still has the JWoww spirit thanks to a chest-revealing neckline and a thick band of black lace-like leaves around the waist, but I think even Tim Gunn and Michael Kors would have to pause and nod their heads in approval of this makeover!

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VIDEO Brett Favre hit in the groin with a football at Vikings practice

ByAsa Hawks

It seems obvious from the headlines over the last couple weeks that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is very proud of his penis. In addition to allegedly sending pictures of his Adrian Peterson to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, he also apparently thought it could catch a football.

Wrong.

Keep reading to see Favre’s latest fumble as well as an explanation of why it’s funny by comic historian Homer Simpson!

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PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair

ByAsa Hawks

To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.

Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham
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PHOTOS Did Teen Mom Farrah Abraham get a boob job?

ByAsa Hawks

I told you this was going to happen! At first the young ladies of Teen Mom were treated with kid gloves by the tabloids, but now they are such hot commodities yellow journalists are coming at them with both barrels blazing! Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookhouse and Catelynn Lowell have become Katie Holmes, Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan with all sorts of stories involving child molesters, rock star boyfriends, pregnancies, and now the inevitable plastic surgery!

That’s right, the new issue of Star magazine reveals that Farrah Abraham has become Farrah A-bigger-bra-ham thanks to having breast augmentation surgery performed last month! Keep reading to see before and after photos and see what you think. Could Star magazine be right for once?

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Watch Online Teen Mom Season 2 finale “See You Later”

ByAsa Hawks

It was a sad night last night as we had to say good-bye to our favorite reality show on television. Or perhaps we should all take a cue from Tyler and Catelynn and just say “See you later” to the young women and men of Teen Mom.

Thankfully MTV knows how to handle “see you laters” and they gave us an hour and a half worth of mama drama for the season finale. Keep reading to watch the full final episode followed by a bulleted recap of what happened with each of the moms!

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VIDEO Bumblebee Camaro crashes into police SUV on Transformers 3 set

ByAsa Hawks

A District of Columbia police SUV was involved in an unplanned accident on the set of Transformers 3 Monday and the other vehicle involved in the accident was none other than…

BUMBLEBEE!!

Keep reading to see the accident caught on tape – the birth of “The Megan Fox Curse!”

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Jasmine Waltz photos – David Arquette’s new girlfriend

ByAsa Hawks

Life & Style magazine has confirmed what has been rumored for some time: Courteney Cox and David Arquette have split up! In a press release issued by the publication it is revealed that Courteney and David have been separated for a couple months and David Arquette has already rebounded with serial celebrity arm candy Jasmine Waltz.

If that name sounds familiar it could be because of an extensive dating resume that includes Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt, or it could be because Jasmine, 28, was the waitress that supposedly punched out Lindsay Lohan at LiLo’s birthday celebration at Voyeur in LA! Keep reading to find out exactly why no straight male celebrity can resist doing the Jasmine Waltz!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Phaedra Parks of The Real Housewives of Atlanta

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Phaedra Parks, powerhouse entertainment lawyer and self-proclaimed Southern Bell from Athens, Georgia! Her resume includes representing such big-time celebrities as Too $hort, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris, Bobby Brown and Michael Jackson, and now she can add something else: Real Housewife of Atlanta! Keep reading for photos, videos, and background info on the latest NeNemesis just in time for another episode of RHOA!

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VIDEO Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley applied to be on Biggest Loser in 2009

ByAsa Hawks

After filming was complete for Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s episode of 16 and Pregnant and before production began on the first season of Teen Mom, the hefty baby daddy created a video application to be a contestant on Biggest Loser! Keep reading to watch the video and hear why Gary thinks he could have been the next Biggest Loser! (With guest snarking and poo-pooing by Amber!)

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VIDEO Banksy does The Simpsons intro and couch gag

ByAsa Hawks

One of the most sacred motifs in the history of network television was handed over to one of the most subversive and notorious artists in the history of art as graffiti guru Banksy was given the reigns of the opening sequence of The Simpsons! See the insanely dark take on the age-old couch gag and find out a little bit more about the subversively clever genius of Banksy!

PHOTOS Christina Hendricks in retro skin-tight animal print

ByAsa Hawks

Mad Men actress and living pin-up Christina Hendricks proves once again that she has the rare ability to qualify as “Rated XXX” while fully clothed. Young boys not wanting to jump start puberty should turn away from these images of Joan Holloway. On the other hand, anyone suffering from erectile dysfunction may want to try these pics as a substitute for expensive prescription drugs! Keep reading if your heart is healthy enough.