VIDEO PHOTOS Danielle Staub performs “Real Close” at her Scores birthday bash

Danielle Staub performs "Real Close" at Scores

The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub may not have a man in her life, but she does have a close friend who has been holding her up for almost 25 years: a stripper pole. And to show her thanks to her old pal, Danielle threw her 48th birthday party at Manhattan’s Scores strip club on Tuesday, August 10!

Danielle Staub's Scores 48th birthday party invitation

No need to fear, Danielle didn’t get nekkid again. Instead, she and her is-she-or-is-she-not lesbian lover Lori Michaels performed a club version of their new song “Real Close” amidst Jersey Shore Ronnie clone dancers. Lori was sporting a ripped “Danielle’s Mafia” t-shirt and Danielle was wearing some tight leather pants and a loose-fitting black top with a HUGE plunging neckline that showed off most all of her brand new, de-squared bubbies.

Thanks to Tom Murro over at, we have a great video of Danielle and Lori’s performance of “Real Close” which kicks off with the Ronnies carrying Danielle and setting her down on stage:

Danielle Staub lowered on to the stage at Scores strip club

Tom stirred up a bit of controversy when he brought Danielle’s latest nemesis Kim G as his guest and Danielle reportedly refused to enter the club until she had been escorted out. No offense to Kim G, but I’m glad she wasn’t able to get close to another stripper pole like she did on The Real Housewives of New Jersey this season!

Later in the performance Danielle takes over the vocals and does her best Adam Lambert impersonation as Lori Michaels’ face takes a trip down to Chuckalinatown:

Danielle Staub does an Adam Lambert impersonation with Lori Michaels

OK, OK… Here’s the actual video followed by more still images:

Danielle Staub and Lori Michaels perform "Real Close" at Scores August 10, 2010

Here are links to download “Real Close” from amazon – each link is a different remix with the last one is a collection of all four versions.

Lori Michaels performing the song Real Close with RHONJ Danielle Staub

Lori Michaels sings Real Close while Danielle Staub grinds on a dancer