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PHOTOS BIO The Bachelorette 2011 Ashley Hebert

Meet Ashley Hebert, a 26-year-old dance instructor originally from Madawaska, Maine and currently enrolled at the University of Pennsylvania School of Dental Medicine in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Ashley is one of 30 women that will be competing on Season 15 of The Bachelor in which Brad Womack tries for the second time to find the love of his life. The season premiere is set for Monday, January 3 at 8/7c on ABC, but for those fans of The Bachelor out there with little patience I offer up just about all the info there is to find on the internet pertaining to the very attractive and super-fit Ashley Hebert in this edition of The Bachelor Files!

PHOTOS VIDEO Gwyneth Paltrow in ‘Country Strong’

Washed up alcoholic country singers never looked as good as Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kelly Canter in the movie Country Strong!

The downright perty actress doesn’t quite have the same honky-tonk weary look as Jeff Bridges’ Bad Blake from last year’s similar country music feature Crazy Heart, but not even the hardcore country music fans among us are going to complain too much with something so pleasing on the eyes splashed across the big screen. Keep reading for hi-res pictures of Gwyneth as Kelly Canter and to watch the music video for “Country Strong.”

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Artist Thomas Kinkade sentenced to jail for DUI

The self-proclaimed “Painter of Light” and “most collected artist in America” Thomas Kinkade may be adding some new subject matter to his famous line of sugar-coated Bob Ross renditions of snowy cabins in the woods, Jesuses and flowery gazebos – namely views from inside a prison cell! Keep reading for the details of his arrests and prison sentence

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PHOTO VIDEOS Christopher Tierney injured during ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’ broadway show

The Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark curse continued tonight when one of the actors who performs Spider-Man’s stunts was injured after falling into the orchestra pit. Keep reading for all the details, a photo of Spidey himself on a stretcher being loaded into an ambulance and a video of the moment when his cable broke!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS LeAnn Rimes as sexy Mrs. Claus with Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles

LeAnn Rimes wore a very sexy Mrs. Claus costume to perform at the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles’ annual Christmas Concert yesterday and tweeted a few photos of herself wearing it backstage! Keep reading for the photos as well as a couple audience video recordings of a couple of her performances with the Chorus!

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PHOTO Shania Twain and Frederic Thiebaud are engaged!

In a real-life version of Wife Swap, country music superstar Shania Twain is now officially engaged to Frederic Thiebaud, the man who was married to the woman Shania’s ex had an affair with! That there’s a country song that writes itself! Keep reading for all the confusing happy ending details as well as a photo of Shania, Frederic and their children on vacation together!

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and Sophia at Disney World

Leaving behind the frigid temperatures of her hometown of Council Bluffs, Iowa Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, her daughter Sophia and mom Debra Danielson headed to Orlando, Florida for a fun-filled visit to Disney World! See a picture of Farrah and Sophia (fully Minnie-eared) having a blast in front of the famous Magical Kingdom castle!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans’ new boyfriend Kieffer Delp

Drama fans the world over are eagerly awaiting the series premiere of Teen Mom 2 and the return of teen drama mama Jenelle Evans! And in case you haven’t heard, America’s favorite potty-mouthed pot-puffin’ party gal has a new man in her life. Boozin’ baby daddy beau Andrew Lewis is out and 20-year-old Kieffer Delp is in! Keep reading for photos and videos of Kieffer as well as a little background info that includes his arrest with an ex at a residential rehab facility in New Jersey. Oh the drama!

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VIDEO The Black Swan and Showgirls trailer mash up

Chalk this one up to glorious inevitability! It’s the audio from The Black Swan movie trailer with video from Showgirls, the kitschy cult classic jiggle flick from 1995 starring Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan and Gina Gershon as Las Vegas showgirls. I guess it could be called The Black Swangirls.”

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton is the new sponsor for the SuperMartXé VIP motorcycle racing team

You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!

The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team. Keep reading for lots of photos of Paris looking good and looking not so good!

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The Bachelor 15 photos and brief bios of all 30 women contestants

Here’s the story of a lovely bachelor,
Who was wooing up
thirty very lovely girls.
All of them had thoughts of fame,
like Vienna,
and not much rhymes with girls!

See photos and read brief bios of all 30 of the beautiful women competing for the heart of The Bachelor Brad Womack in Season 15 of the number one romantic reality competition on the planet! (You can click and hop from woman to woman just like Brad!)

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 preview trailer released with Jenelle, Chelsea, Leah and Kailyn

MTV unveils it’s newest additions to the Teen Mom franchise when Teen Mom 2 premieres January 11, documenting the further adventures of 16 and Pregnant vets Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry. See the emotional, drama-packed preview trailer and read a brief synopsis of what’s in store for each of the girls in Season 1!

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PHOTOS The annual Kardashians Christmas Card 2010

The holiday season is officially here because the Jenners and Kardashians have posted their annual family Christmas card! This season America’s favorite reality show star making machine went with a super-stylized (and super-Photoshopped) retro Hollywood look as the entire family – including newest member Mason – posed on a massive and ornate staircase looking like a mix between Dynasty, The Addams Family and Goodfellas! Plus a few individual shots, including the always lovely Kim!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Clinton Yunker’s mug shots and baby mama Tara

Amber Portwood has moved on from baby daddy and ex-fiance Gary Shirley and is now seriously involved with Clinton Yunker, who she has been photographed with often all over their hometown of Anderson, Indiana. With Clinton Amber is once again demonstrating her affinity for danger because he, just like Amber’s date Chris from Season 2, has a history of run-ins with the law that include arrests in 2007 and 2010.

Keep reading to find out about Clinton’s legal difficulties as well as his 19-year-old baby mama and on-again, off-again girlfriend Tara who played an important part in one of the arrests!

Ann Ward modleing photos from her Facebook account
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PHOTOS America’s Next Top Model Ann Ward Vogue preview and pre-ANTM pics

See a preview picture of America’s Next Top Model winner Ann Ward (the 6’2″ skinny gal who made headlines when she was featured in a promo clip for this season) from her upcoming Italian Vogue photo shoot! Plus, pictures of Ann from before ANTM from her Facebook profile!

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Jim and Alexis Bellino issue statement about bankruptcy rumors

Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim Bellino have issued an official statement clarifying bankruptcy rumors that began last week after it was revealed one of their companies had filed for Chapter 11. In the statement the Bellinos clarify that it wasn’t personal bankruptcy and that their financial situation is stable, the move was simply a way to buy time for renegotiating the mortgage on their house and prevent foreclosure procedures from moving forward. Keep reading for the full statement (and a knockout photo of Alexis!).

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PHOTOS VIDEOS BIO Shawntel Newton from The Bachelor 2011 with Brad Womack

On the outside this lovely 24-year-old brunette from Chico, California is exactly what you would expect from a Bachelor contestant, but Shawntel Newton’s resume packs a bit of a surprise – instead of spending her days pursuing a modeling career, waiting tables or being a marketing executive, Shawntel is busy learning the family business of dealing with people’s grief and pumping formaldehyde! That’s right, She’s a funeral director on her way to also becoming a licensed embalmer!

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Newton Family

(And did I mention she’s super fine?)

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PHOTOS Tenley Molzahn in a bikini in Hawaii with boyfriend Kiptyn Locke

Professional reality show runners up Kiptyn Locke and Tenley Molzahn were spotted on the beach in Maui, Hawaii Sunday doing what they do best – looking damn fine! Tenley (26), who Jake Pavelka dumped in favor of Vienna Girardi in the season finale of Season 14 of The Bachelor, and Kiptyn (32), runner up for the heart of Jillian Harris in Season 4 of The Bachelorette, met while filming Bachelor Pad and just may have found true love! See the pretty, pretty people and read what Tenley had to say about the potential for marriage and children!

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PHOTO Natalie Portman as The Swan Queen Amidala or “The Black Swanidala”

A long time ago, in a dance studio far far away…

No story here just the silly product of a boring Saturday, the internet and Photoshop. I was going to call this The Queen Black Swanidala but that was before I did a little research and realized Mila Kunis actually plays The Black Swan in the movie – Natalie is The Swan Queen. See, you actually learned something! Or were at least reminded of something you already knew.

PHOTOS VIDEO Katy Perry as a sexy toy soldier at Z100’s Jingle Ball 2010

Singer Katy Perry brought her usual dose of sexy fun to the Z100 Jingle Ball last night by wearing a colorful toy soldier costume that would have every straight soldier on the planet begging to be put on K.P. duty!

The DO ask, DO tell costume came complete with an amply plumaged military top hat, red and gold jacket, white criss-crossed Perry berries suspenders, a curled handlebar mustache on a stick and a pair of shiny blue hot pants that would make Wonder Woman proud. In other words, Katy Perry was nutcracker sweet!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, Leah and Clinton Yunker decorate for Christmas

Teen Mom Amber Portwood, daughter Leah and her new boyfriend Clinton Yunker got into the holiday spirit by putting up Christmas decorations in the snow at Amber’s new apartment near Anderson, Indiana earlier today. Keep reading for all the holiday fun including some absolutely adorable shots of little Leah!

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PHOTOS VIDEO and BIO Chantal O’Brien from The Bachelor 15 with Brad Womack

It’s getting to be that time of year again! Season 15 of The Bachelor kicks off in less than four weeks as the hunky Brad Womack tries for his second time to find the love of his life by dating more than 20 women at once. That means it is time for our starcasm sleuths to dust off their internet magnifying glasses and compile their infamous “Bachelor Files” for the latest bunch of hottie Mrs. Womack wannabes!

First up is 28-year-old brunette Chantal O’Brien from Mercer Island, Washington. Chantal is already infamous after ABC featured the scene in which she and Brad meet for the first time in a promo video for the upcoming season. Keep reading to see Chantal’s memorable entrance and find out more about Chantal, including the identity of her sort of famous ex-husband!

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon and Paul McCartney perform “Scrambled Eggs” to the tune of “Yesterday”

Paul McCartney has often told the story of how he used the words “scrambled eggs” as a placeholder until the final lyrics of “Yesterday” were complete. Sir Paul was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and Jimmy talked him into performing the song with the original edible lyrics as well as a few add-ons. The result? Hilarity!

(No, Jimmy wasn’t singing like Neil Young. Awwwwww….)

VIDEO PHOTOS Hugh Jackman ‘Real Steel’ trailer released

In an attempt to combine the masculine appeal of robots and sports, Disney offers Real Steel – a film about a future when only robots and their builders/controllers are allowed to box!

The movie isn’t due to be released in theaters until October 7, 2011 but there is already a trailer with lots of over-life-sized Rock ’em Sock ’em robot brutality as well as Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, “a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots took over the ring.” Boo yeah! Keep reading for the trailer and lots of still images!

Alexis Neiers Free Bird mug shot for heroin possession

Alexis Neiers avoids jail for heroin possession, sentenced to one year of residential rehab

Pretty Wild! reality starlet Alexis Neiers avoided spending any more time in jail when a judge sentenced her to one year of residential rehab at SOBA Recovery Center in Malibu earlier today. Lil LiLo was arrested last week for a probation violation after police found heroin, drug paraphernalia and a fake Florida ID during a December 1 search of her home.

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood struts, new boyfriend Clinton Yunker works

The Teen Momerazzi were out in full force yesterday as Amber Portwood and her new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker, went to lunch at what appears to be a Mexican barbeque place before spending some quality time at Anderson’s favorite hot spot, Wal-Mart.

After Wally World the couple went their separate ways. Clinton proved that he has at least one thing better than Amber’s baby daddy and former fiance, Gary Shirley – a job! See pictures of Clinton bringing home the bacon and Amber turning heads while strutting the streets of Anderson!

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PHOTOS Tabloid covers for the week of December 20, 2010

Check out all of this week’s tabloid covers with stories that include Oprah’s secret lesbian love, Jennifer Aniston’s never-dying obsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s violent rage at daughter Shiloh! It’s like going through the grocery store checkout lane without leaving your home! (Or office!)

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PHOTOS Irina Shayk’s bootyful dress at ‘Blue Valentine’ Premiere

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Cristiano Ronaldo arm candy Irina Shayk wore what could very well be the most ass-flattering dress to walk the red carpet in 2010 at last night’s Blue Valentine Premiere – and this is coming from one of the biggest ass-flattering bloggers of 2010! Keep reading for some bunbelievable pics as well as an update on the Irina Shayk Spanish GQ nudity controversy!

Sexy picture of Danielle Colb Cushman of The History Channel's American Pickers
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PHOTOS American Pickers’ Danielle Colby Cushman is burlesque dancer Dannie Diesel

Fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, the tattooed punkabilly filly office manager from The History Channel’s American Pickers reality series, may be surprised to know that she leads a double life as Dannie Diesel, a risque and talented burlesque performer! See photos of Danielle as well as her more revealing alter ego and find out what other awesomely cool chick badassery Danielle participated in prior to doing burlesque! (HINT: It doesn’t involve a pole, but it does involve girl on girl action!)

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant with Kanye West’s baby?!?

In what could turn out to be the biggest celebrity headline of 2010 the usually reliable website Media Takeout is reporting that Kim Kardashian is pregnant and the father is none other than Kanye West! Keep reading for all the details and photos of K&K filming together for Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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VIDEOS Tabatha Coffey interview about Season 3 of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover

Our favorite business woman on television returns to kicking a$$ and taking names December 6 when Tabatha’s Salon Takeover returns for its third season on Bravo. See some preview clips and read a round table interview with Tabatha in which she talks about what it’s like whipping small business owners into shape!

Melisa McLaney from Bama Belles on TLC
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PHOTOS Meet Melissa McLaney of TLC’s Bama Belles

TLC’s new reality series Bama Belles features five women living in the small Southern town of Dothan, Alabama. The women on the show range in age from 25 to 39 and come from diverse backgrounds, including a couple Northern transplants trying to adjust to the Southern lifestyle.

One of the cast members that needs no adjusting is 35-year-old Melissa Mclaney, a stunning former beauty queen and current business owner that was born right up the road from Dothan in Ozark, Alabama. Keep reading for Melissa’s life story that includes years as a pharmaceutical salesperson, co-founding H2O Sports boat dealership and taking home the crown of Mrs. Alabama in 2009!

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga looks like Mad Maxine while shopping in Milan

Lady Gaga looks to have transformed from Fame Monster to Road Warrior as she browses through a Chanel boutique in Via Sant’Andrea, Milan earlier today.

Stefani Mad Max Beyond Thundermanotta was sporting a black and silver-studded body suit with large metal spikes on all her goodies. The menacing look seems to suggest to potential suitors, “one man enter, no man leave,” or at least, “one man try to enter, one man get many puncture wounds.”

Dakota Redding from Bama Belles
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PHOTOS VIDEO Meet Dakota Redding from TLC’s “Bama Belles”

TLC’s Real Housewives style documentary Bama Belles introduces us to five very different women from the small town of Dothan, Alabama including North Dakota transplant Stephanie Rae “Dakota” Redding, a rodeo ridin’ occupational therapist assistant and Army Reservist who relocated to the South two years ago. Keep reading for details on her amazing array of talents with photos and a video clip preview in which Dakota defends people lacking teeth at a lawnmower race!

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Lisa Vanderpump denies National Enquirer story about spat with Andy Cohen

The National Enquirer recently published a story in which they claim Lisa Vanderpump threw a “hissy fit” during a break while appearing with the other five cast members from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Andy Cohen’s late night talk show and hilarity extravaganza, Watch What Happens Live! Find out what Lisa had to say about the story and see the video and photos that started it all!

16 & Pregnant grandmother Kathleen Green to sue MTV for defamation over Christinna Robinson episode

Kathleen Green, the grandmother of 16 and Pregnant‘s Christinna Robinson, is threatening to sue MTV for defamation of her character based on their editing of this past week’s episode. Keep reading for a summary of a couple of the scenes in question as well as the full episode!

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Brand new VIDEO – “Ke$ha We R Who We R”

The brand new video for Ke$ha’s single “We R Who We R” has just been released and it features the Tik Tok trash pop diva in her usual array of wild costumes and makeup as she and a crew of dancers get their techno rap groove on in an urban tunnel rave before culminating in the ultimate stage dive when Ke$ha plummets from atop a tall building into a crowd of screaming fans. Yep, that’s pretty much it!

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PHOTO Jessica Simpson wears sold out Mondo Guerra World AIDS Day skull tee shirt

Jessica Simpson was spotted on the way to the airport in New York City earlier today sporting a Mondo Guerra World AIDS Day tee shirt! The shirt featured a colorful screen printed skull reminiscent of Mondo’s Project Runway finale show inspired by the Mexican Day of the Dead festival and was sold exclusively through Piperlime beginning this morning to help raise money for amfAR. Keep reading to see Jessica all skulled up and find out what other celebrities were getting their Mondo on today!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood gets a tattoo of Leah

A little over a week ago Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s daughter Leah became a ward of the State of Indiana, who placed the two-year-old with her father Gary Shirley. But in a way it’s as though mother and daughter were never apart thanks to Amber getting a very large and colorful tattoo of Leah on her left side! Keep reading to see Amber’s skin art tribute to her daughter as well as photos of Amber leaving the tattoo parlor!

Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers wears a Free Bird shirt for her mug shot
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Alexis Neiers mug shot photos wearing a ‘Free Bird’ shirt after black tar heroin arrest

Pretty Wild! star Alexis Neiers was arrested earlier today for possession of black tar heroin when police officers were making a routine parole check at her home. Proving once again that she is the schlemiel and schlemazlest celebrity this side of Angelina Pivarnick, the 19-year-old happened to be wearing a “Free Bird” shirt at the time she was arrested and booked! Keep reading to see both amazing mug shots!

PHOTO Kim Kardashian drops something, cleavage falls out

Normally I’m not a very big fan of gravity – it seems to make every activity outside of blogging about celebrities and watching television such a huge burden. But on occasion this otherwise cumbersome force conspires to create something of genuine beauty, whether it is the majestic tumbling waters of Niagara Falls or Rilke’s falling leaf.

Such was the case earlier today when the big G claimed ownership of one of Kim Kardashian’s possessions causing her to bend over to retrieve it, which in turn allowed gravity to work its wonders on a couple of Kim’s other possessions. The result is pure poetry as these salacious celestial spheres descend, their gentle embrace forming… some amazing cleavage!

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PHOTOS The Friars Club Roast of Quentin Tarantino arrivals

The Annual Friar’s Club Roast got underway today at noon and this year’s dishonoree is legendary filmmaker Quentin Tarantino! An army of comic Kung Fu artists will be slicing up Tarantino with the same gratuitous aplomb as the characters in his films, but instead of guns and knives the weapon of choice will be the barbed wit of this seasoned cast of roasters that include Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin and roastmaster Samuel L. Jackson. Keep reading to see photos of the comedic ninjas as well as the Quent himself, seemingly in good spirits and fully prepared for the verbally violent smackdown about to take place!

Pretty Wild star and bling ring thief Alexis Neiers mugshot
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Bling ringer and Pretty Wild! star Alexis Neiers arrested with black tar heroin

It looks as though the poor man’s Lindsay Lohan might be headed back to jail after former Pretty Wild! reality star and convicted Bling Ring member Alexis Neiers was caught with black tar heroin at her home earlier today. The probation violation could mean Alexis will be returning to prison for an extended stay this time.

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PHOTO Original Bob Dylan “Times They Are A-Changin'” hand-written lyrics up for auction

On December 10 Sotheby’s auction house is giving you the chance to not only own a piece of rock and roll history, but one of the most historically significant and culture-altering documents of the last 100 years when Bob Dylan’s original hand-written lyrics for the song “The Times They Are A Changin'” go on the auction block. See a high-resolution scan of the lyrics, which are expected to go for upwards of $300,000!

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PHOTOS The baddest pickup truck ever is… a Volvo?

General Motors may have stopped production earlier this year on it’s Hummer brand of sports utility vehicles, but it appears there is already a bigger, badder brand of über SUV poised to take its place, and it may surprise you to know it has it’s origins in Sweden! See photos of the intimidating Volvosaurus, built right here in the good ol’ USA for the plant manager at Volvo’s Dublin, Virginia manufacturing facility!

Winners from the 2010 IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards

The Independent Filmmaker Project’s 20th annual Gotham Independent Film Awards were held in New York City tonight with 30 films being nominated in seven categories: Best Feature, Best Documentary, Breakthrough Director, Breakthrough Actor, Best Ensemble Performance, Festival Genius Audience Award and Best Film Not Playing at a Theater Near You. See a complete list of winners and photos from last night’s event!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Adrien Arpel designs Kim Zolciak Christmas ornament for HSN?

Are you a huge Real Housewives of Atlanta fan? Is your Christmas tree lacking divatude? Do you want to help out St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and have an extra $40 laying around? If you answered yes to all these questions then head over to the Home Shopping Network and purchase your very own HSN Cares exclusive Adrien Arpel 2010 Heart Ornament! It’s like having Kim Zolciak’s head (and wig!) on a string!

Keep reading for photos and a disturbing video of the holiday Zolciaccessory as well as a few other curious celebrity ornaments offered by HSN this season!

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PHOTOS Megababe Angelina Jolie attends ‘Megamind’ premiere in Paris with that Brad guy

Real life super-heroine Angelina Jolie took a break from not celebrating Thanksgiving to support her husband Brad Pitt’s fledgling acting career by attending the Paris premiere of Brad’s cartoon flick Megamind. See lots of photos of Her Joliness in all black as she signs autographs and introduces her husband to the thousands of fans that turned otu to see her.

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PHOTO Willie Nelson’s mug shot from his most recent pot arrest in Sierra Blanca, Texas

Country music legend (and my personal guru) Willie Nelson was arrested again last week for pot possession after Willie’s tour bus was stopped at a Sierra Blanca, Texas checkpoint and a diligent officer smelled Willie Nelson marijuana. See his mugshot from the Hudspeth County jail and watch video evidence of the horrible effects of a lifetime of pot smoking as Willie recites the lyrics to “Me and Paul” and performs “I Never Cared For You.”

Val Tignini from Bama Belles
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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Val Tignini from ‘Bama Belles’ and ValSecrets.com

Brooklyn-born Val Tignini is the fish out of water on Bama Belles, TLC’s take on Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise set in the small town of Dotha, Alabama. Keep reading for photos, videos and a brief bio of this sexy media mogulista, including details about her successful web site and her adorable partner BeBe!